The evening world. Newspaper, September 24, 1915, Page 20

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Bhe brought the play out the Broadway Theatre in 1sv. . posning ‘When she retired from the stage! we Kiaw & Erlanger and Joseph Brooks FLOOEY AND AXEL Leave It to Flooey to Bought the “More Than Queen" pro- @uction and put Bianche W. in $t. Sarah Bernhardt declined to use) the play because she thought the @f the Porte St. Martin was too small to permit her to make an adequate Production. PLUNKETT HAS A WAR PLAY. And still the war plays come! Joe Piunkett, formerly with liebler & Company, has the latest. It is called “Under Orders” and is from the pen of Albert Co! Mr. Plunkett Js ar- | Panging to age it soon an will) probably send it-on tour in Canada before bringing it to New York. WEIL QUITS BOUCHIER. B. A. Weil, who went to Europe tast May as & theatrical agent and came | back a full-fledged producer—on the Jevel—announces that he has aban- doned his plan to engineer Arthur uchier’s American tour, Recently | | copprignt, 1916, pres Pettshing C6, OW. ¥, ard that Mr. Bouchier was ne- KITTY KEYS-— You See, ting with other managers; also LO MISS KEYS. YOU-KNOW I ti g i fF cera NE Breas Pot aren Ruin Everything—and Just as Axel Was Piling Up a Fortune! On Yuaniny ! LooK av bY Yeow! DAS NUT. STocK Go uP! FoRTY Pons -'-! TEN POINTS ~ AN AY : Now AY BANE IN MAKE bd 1000 ! Yust 4 A000 oy, PP, You GcT A SLAM \N THE EYE COMING ip, YA IF Y'DON'T ay & UN HUNDRED POINTS $ AY t he might come to this country as « member of Beerbohm Tree's company. So Mr. Weil just threw the actor out of his life, ME “THE INIMITABLE IMITATOR) 1 SEE YOURE SKEPTICAL? ay pan Bee? sate BIGGEST RIOT ON TH’ STAGE You JUST NAME ANY- Mace @ NOISE We arranged to send Murray & i User imoere oo THING MOU WANT IMITATED! Lice @ arial Mia ‘atiter is a *rausical, piece TAGES 15.85 AND ILL COME ACROSS, ' , eUMBES din eed hang ho Sag : WITH & LIFELIKE CHIRP! wi Jace et. in spenine Del. The Mack of the : } team is Ollie, ginal, "His part- : ner new Mui the original be- ipg busy acting for the film camera, worry ; jul that yer ee eee ha . MISS RING WITH MOROSCO. McKay says he has set- his “friendly controversy" with er Morosco over the professional of Blanche Ring. Asa the arrangement Miss Rin; tn “Hi Bright," unde: for her new war playlet, “Wh: - ® Ooo Saree * management: hen 4 bd werp Fell” play! en Ant. Ti niegaanty. Billy had another 2 DDOODO GOODSON) DODDOEODOSDOAOBOOOTO ing Chisholm Cushing play in|, AIG. Held, the minstrel proprietor,| |" ‘Suppose we write you none, willl ® ME DAY’S GOOD STORIES ? 600003 Mr. McKay, in association |has given his advance man, Bert ed-| you advance us some royalt he *usey and O'Brien were having an| ye scut?" bellowed Casey. “Me taco 1s| presented it to the old wea rgument of their own at Breckin-|two be nine, ts ut?" eee ve i PS ane ee ridge street and Barrett avenue, It} And there wus where the real trou- Klaw & Erlanger, was to pre-|wards, an automobile. pay NOVEVeYOxS@, 60990OOOOOEOOoOQeR~QG had progressed to the extent that] ble began.Loulsville Time: The cap was very serviceable, hav it her this season, , Roy Barnes, after two seasons in Yes, if the song’s any good. When YLOGMLGGHOMHOWVHOOESGGGHGHOOOHOHOS each had forgotten what it was about iguntecha Cl ing earflaps, and would wear alm ve Miss Ring under contract |legitimate productions, has gone back you write it?" : The Curse of a Lazy Wife. | ‘inking « moment, “but ‘twoutd took | Originally and they were wholly ob- a lifetime. The next winter th for - |te Vaudeville with Bessie Crawford. Now.’ , *| mighty lazy like."’ Lah fos, livious of the gathering crowd untit|'Too Much of a Good Thing. V af eccenah ous erfanaeieen: Ur. pela Hae ant awa ‘and atouna cit the TOURIST in the mountains of ————— d genteel person in a *| American again returned to Scotland, an hae fork nels oth Ge NECESSITY DID IT. words Ane moe are Tee cut the Gonlieae Sat Manes cae Hunting Troubl oe) put in BROCKVILLE man, who has a] and noticed to his surprise the old Of contraling services for Mack was in a reminiscent an half an hour, uerits Ad tountainent, unting Trouble “Come, come, my man,” he said, A home in Scotland to which he did npt wear the fur cap. y » I receive a per at nl en Sierras finished we called HEN a man just naturally! S$0tly plucking Casey by the sleeve yhat is the matter with the cap I “You don't want to fight. I can tell It returns in the winter, bought by your looks. Your face is too be-| 4M expensive fur cap in this country | ave you last winter?” he asked, nign”—— to give to his gamekeeper, Two years| “I haven't worn it since the acet+ “Two be nine! Two be nine, is ut,}ago last winter he took it over and | dent,” replied the old gamekeeper. : ‘The man from Brockville pondered’ VIMODOASOOOOOIOOOOOSESPEGODIDDODODIGIGOGHWGOIOGHWGHOOWIIVOVIIVOIIIIGAGISOOOO | "You didn't write me concerning any TENSE MOMENTS .« w« _ By Ferd G. Long 8 “SNOT” med the eamekgapae QQDODOOVHBOHDIHOOGOHGOHGOHGGOGOHWDPDGPHOPGIHVOO.FWHLITFHOGOOGLEVGIOODGHOGOVS(IO$OPDOOS) POGHDOGS | MAN offered mo a ~ oe |and I didn’t hear him Wants trouble it 1s mighty easy to find an excuse for “you | : by ought to be able to make tote ot | SABES It, According to Mike Hogan, money shipping green corn to the! ~ centage of the gross of all plays in| suid, “how necesalty will Mr. Harms in-and I pang it for who yawned about hard times fifteen 5 es | MT. im, she appears. 1, of course, have | make a man win success, About wich’ | He liked It #0 well he gave un each | minutes at a stretch. | or and Mrs, Cushing. covering teen years ago I mot Biliy Jerome on $25, and we had a great old time at| “Why, man,” said the tourls : F | Broadway, Billy had to go to C : interests they have in the matter.” | Island but didn't have a font, Tone, he song,” concluded Mr. Mack, b: Pry ‘busted’ too. “was ‘My Pe Is a Bowery Girl,’ Tt] Noun til bj “Hello, Andrew!’ Billy sang out,| ade us a lot of money in royalties| Northern marke! The Hippodrome | will open with ‘Slip me $8 quick. I've got to go to| before it died.” “Yes, I orter,” was the sullen reply. Hip, Hooray!" next Thursday | Coney and I'm broke.’ ar “You have the land, I suppose, “and ; ""T haven't got @ cent,’ I replied, ANSWER TO INQUIRY. can get the seed?” * : | Joined “The Pass-| “Billy's face clouded. Then he had} C. B. writes: “I can play the plano} “Yes, 1 guess 80. @ bright idea, ‘I'M tell you what I'l] 4nd sing alto. Where can I go to| ‘Then why don't you go into the J @ @) Fay tae McIntyre has started over| do,’ he said. ‘I'll go over to T. B,|apply for a +} SPEARING THE SPINELESS . h . By position ? speculation?” . . ~~ mum clrouit in a eketch ¢ Harms, the music publisher, and bor:| Ask your nelghbors, nce uses stranger,” aadiy. replied | a THATS WAY I Nias ASPARAGUS OUT IN THE OPEN Supporting Himself. A eee i a rer he crac! * old woman is te Hijp,stmere abe appeared in] “Make it ten’ 1 anid, ‘and rl go] FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, | Insy to do the plowin’ and Dlantin’ S| Lhe Se OFT te San einueeere Baby rt Harvey has been engaged by| “Billy said he would, and I went|,. 2 Pet ° Parlor Match in the arth | Washington Star, te tion of Texas « gentleman by o 6 a uel Reicher for his Garden The-| with him to see Mr. Har: Fane > We. >; \ the name of Patten was runs ; enterprises, | ne “"L wouldn't lend you fellows a] “Did he win?” Meant No Harm. VK >) “4 ning for the State Senate, His part- mbling @ cast! cent,’ said the music publisher firmly ‘He was scratched.” y . Te ay ner being very much interested 1; { JN, & certain suburban home ts al — ssT! TR) | ia . —! PP iaree green parrot with a reputa-| ew 2d PSST ¥ fi the election took an active part inthe 29809O09000O08OO90O9900000~!4 tion for loquacity; also a small-| NN YouR. LEFT KES Gor campaign, One day he met @ young _., we By Hazen Conklin @| wized lad named Willie. One day ZBL St HAND, NEIGHBOR, atu euce |man from the forks of the creek and!" é 900000 OOOOTOOESEOOOZOORDS mother heard a commotion that! YON 2S 4 C| MAY6E ITS, ALU RIGHT. || {after inquiring about his tather, £8@O 99090960990090000;s| sounded like the parrot, and on Me Se) og STEADIER ~ |] |mother and the rest of the famih: OME people are prolific advice| broadside-on through a ticket office| office yest erred | ’ = = GERTIE2 ALL HE | dd givers on the chance that some- | turnstile? yesterday to see about a law- ; cautiously investigating found Willie ey “| m & NEEDS 18 discussing the weather, crops, stocks suit agin Bera Hicks, but our leadin’| #2din8 Ke. WAAT TIME and things in general, sald: ‘Where along the line they may have legal Nght was out. jeadin’ |" willie, 1 mother as she —— is ir? ieee Pracrice! |] | “wei, Bil, is the ola @2 oportunity to say “I told you sol” IT CAN'T BE DONE! . out, entered the roo what are you do- ; fe i : . | . . old man going to * ‘ ) our talent Y ee | ort Mr, Patten this fal Well, if you'd taken MY advice!” Poleg Peeks, ed postmas- | ing? 4 REMINDS ME OF A support Mr, Patten this fall?” bal ter, has bought him a new pair of! , > i aT7ae the ready rejoinder SAVAGE CATFISH The young rustic scratched hie of . “Jes' lookin’ at the rrot.”” . | specs. His eyes were gettin’ so dim| Don't toll me's Biers, Willies” in RVING To [Read and ation. gems JiCtle: heel tegen OUR OWN ENCYCLOPEDIA, _ GCOLLAR—A device for torturing the Agam's appie by resiricting iis @atural activity. . CROCHET HOOK (obsolete)—An exercising apparatus of the aged once fm yogue but supplanted by the pho- Mograph needle since the advent of the modern dances. CAN—A token of farewell, replied: GET TH worm OFF Th! Hook! | he had hard work readin’ the post} mother severely. “You were trying cards and was missin’ a whole lot of | #0, teach the bird to swe personel news, of! “No, I wasn't, mamma,” stoutly | averred the youngster. “1 was only | tellin’ him what he mustn't say,’—| Philadelphia Telegraph, ee Sa Ea | “Well, I don't know, sir, but I think | not, sir; you see, he's havin, + Bir; 5 is a daw hare time supporting himaclf, airite, Mac The Compressed Food Tablet Com. Pany, Inc, announces the pure: from U, N, Willing, an prreiyef house Janitor, of a patent condenser and compressor which, placed at the top of dumb-waiter sha: the rising Wouldn’t Look Just Right. TRAVELLING man was eating stuffy little restaurant one y hot summer day, There ns at the windows or| tts, collects odors of cooking viands| ¥ A fearless young man from Hohokus “4 FAMOUS RETORTS. and transforms them into the door. The proprietress herself z e 7 hearty, | wy, ar 0 7 _ *Bee my attorney!” Tried feeding 4 full-grown octopus, | nourishing food tableta—clitttows, pais oh R ee i i and sho “Nothing doing!” When we try to relate Chronieles, Mer en y but vain. efforts at. | “You don't say so!” What the octopus ate — tracted the attention and roused the | | *Htumpht’ Our sorrowtul tears almost chokys! - AMOB CRABB, the human aneer orapetey of the travelling man, who —~ a lea aan How can a wife look| ‘Would it not be better to have HICKVILLE DOINGS, ne ay rot wee ‘Mbt of her my windows and the door sereen- i" Al Boone dropped into Judg§ Nott's every night?” soing out’' “Wall, you, I s'pose that would help ° @ome,” replied the woman, after copercy see cae