The evening world. Newspaper, September 22, 1915, Page 4

| aed “He lant Che fret and be won't be (he last le sunrumne te tempts He bei on important peaticn and hue pay Was only shout 61.20 © peer nn it Marry © 28 sheconder-and | Marry, ty the way, ie bie mame, wet HIS SALARY WAS $1,800. tenry—ne te duterent trom the aver | age run of man whe steel trom bow He never went the pace thet suck men woualiy follow. The white ighie Who Vanished, $200,000 Short, Had No Vices. Owned an Auto, She Says, but! Never Gambled or Visited White Lights. Toarepo wer VENT wane fw moan FOR PROTECTION - | oon env HE HAD ONLY one Wherever my husband is he knows| WIFE GAVE Ll hat he ie doing If he did steal and | REASON TO STEAL. win im the stock market he wilt make| ‘Harry wae ambitious ané @ good Festitution whee fhe opportumity pre vesiness man There could be bet) sent iteeif, If he stole and lost he| one reason why he stole That wee) will 49 what in best under the cir. | to tnwure the comfort of his wife and cumstances He has « brain and] chitd. knows how to wee it.” “Harry's only dissipation was bis ‘This ls the philosophical viewpooint| movor ear. Me owned one for many | ot the young wife of Harry ® Birad-| years, Last year he traded an old joy, the missing mall teller of the cash for & new Merchant’ National Bank, whose ] E be was go- on business and| Dr, Grover, of West Virginia, Has One Grand Idea, Ee an in tna| Gérla! Just Listen! He Thinks It Would Be Fine dealt through for Percy to Use His Finger Tips Instead of Lapcorede-yeagncasy His Lips When Caressing Your Fair Cheek! Whadyaknowaboutthat? | | By Marguerite Mooers-Marshall. | Klasing ia old stuff. The latest sign and aval of preferred affection ta, the chaste pat-pat. | Hadn't you heard about {t? You must have been living in New York or| some other benighted commonity. It is the arbiter elegantiarum of| + Huntington, West Virgiain, who stands sponsor for the pat-pat. The gentleman, whose other name and title is! Dr. EB. W. Grover, President of the Board of Health, has announced that the ancient custom of kissing must stop. He doesn't express the wish that !t would stop, or de liver himself of the opinion that it ought to stop; he says, flatly and finally, that 1t MUST stop. It's as simple as all that, and only the cynical will wonder if Dr, Grover has ever possessed even one pretty grown-up) daughier, In support of his position, he adduces all the @ time and oft, by medical crustacenms, * 1 were running a bonding company I would get a pjc- ture of everybody I wrote a bond for and then there would be no necessity for bombarding the relatives of a missing man for his photograph.” KNOWS .OF ONE DE- FAULTER WHO GOT AWAY. ny ARAL Teascns set forth many @ kiss is @ common carrier of all sorts of obnoxious, badly behavet!’ gerts. Yet one must do Dr, Grover justice to admit that he {s constructive qs well! as destructive. Other opponents of the kiss have offered no substitute. Dr Grover is all ready with one; presumably his application for a patent ts ° and it is quite tm- possible for an embezzier to mako 00d his escape, “Oh, they ha away,” declared Mra, Bradiey, heard of them fetting away and not being caught. Why, not long ago # man in New pending. He advocates tho pat-pat, and at least ninety-nine per cent. pure. To whom it may concern: If denaturized as @ Chatauqua salute not harm the softest cheek. But ac- will women con! ° ding to all the available records t you would pat-pat, advance with | cor: Z, pehyon ey trom 4 mani, and ‘taey haved aught slow, firm stops until you are | kissing statistics soar in the cases of Fae ee et or are out iceTourthy |. 1 know about that cane be-|- within hand-shaking distance. | couples engaged on the affectionate cause his eon worked in the Mer. chante’ Bank with Harry.” Detectives employed by the bond-| ing company have reported that) Bradley played t! races and lost Summon all your resolution—it will soon be over—and lean for- ward slightly. With your digite Prossed closely together pat each American plan, for which the r | scone Is usually an uncha 1 par | lor with the gas turned | There | 1s this ¢o be suid for osculation as tt of the joy of living, when they can find Health Lydia E Plucham's Vegetable Corapound? * een ron w ~ pen AO pan abe has been the stand- ard remed: female il, and bas re- ite. Tl pall cl a tlicd ad 18) other lightly on the cheek and | \s now conducted—4t works no tn ~ ptored the health of thousands of women | played tho races. Toe never lost smile, blessed martyrs, amilo! It | mediately visibly ravages a th | who have troubled with such ail-|day from the bank, Is socially permissible to repeat | kisser or upon the kisses, Dr. G ments as displacements inflammati on his vacations and the pa t several times, or until | and other medical gentlomen ar ulceration, tumors, irregularities, etc. |0n® to the race track. one of the victims falls into @ | thorities for the as on that t Pete hance | eur of Aga a . often a you wast special advica write to UYMED! ADV state of coma. seols ut TPinbhens ease (con Thus will the wily germ be clream- sown wh p. But p ial), Lympy Mase. Your lett n almost trresist-| vented, even while tho sacrifice to Dan, body looks or feeis a bit worse on the paned, read, wered | {ble 8d to marry? what| Cupid is performed. Also the Berip- | morning after, ® woman and held in strict con | gini} 1 do? ey tural injunction to turn the other Would this be the case if, for —Advt. “Not let you tances know It, cheek will—in most cases, at any rate) the customary caress, there were | be fulfilled. substituted the new and (appar It does seem rather a pity to pick ently) innocent pat-pat? \ fear flaws in such a nobly philanthrop! not. Imagine two or three solid and disinterested scheme of social hours of the most delicate love and hygienic reform, But there are taps, falling over on the same two which will not down, Perhaps Dr, given continuously by the same STAMPED ON A SHOE Grover is able to solve them; let ua four fingers. The next day Mary hope ao, At any rate, they should be stated plainly and firmly, | Of course kissing games went out of fashion long ago, save perhaps in| our most secluded rural communt-| | Hos, and an occasional pat-pat would! would probably look as if she | coming down with an agaray conse of mumps on both while both of John's hands wou be bandaged and he'd have to stay at home from work. It weuld News Oddities BLOODHOUNDS SUED FOR SLANDER in Indiana, where man, after | belng trailed by them and arrested, was acquitted and wants $10,000 from owners, re MEANS STANDARD OF MERIT 6:" AVE. AT 20™ ST. Autumn Brings Women a New Type of Lace Boot at $5.00 RAILROAD TWENTY-FOUR MILES LONG sold for $29,000 in New Jersey, NUDE WILD MAN captured near New Brunswick, N Jy hadn't eaten for days, but mosquitoes had, He said paton ice Wagon worker, WOMEN SHOULDN'T STEP HIGHER than fifteen inches, saya Oregon Service Board, which fiacs car step at that Hinit, STANDING ON CAKE OF f Bakersfield, ¢ 1 I, raised such a laugh from citizens to keep cool, traffic cop WOMAN WHO CARRIED SEVEN APPLES from orchard on Sunday was fined $5 by Elizabeth (N aw.) Judge, who thought she should have had more respect for the Bubbath, Developed in super-quality Glace Kid in Battleship Gray, Havana Brown and Navy Blue, The stitchings are of white. Welt soles. 2-inch Leather Cuban Louis Heels ALONE, FOURT AR-OLD-GIRL |s in New York on way from Calgary, Alberta, to Brazil, a trip of 00 miles. BECAUSE STEAK WAS TOUGH, husband Jabbed her tn the leg with his fork, Brooklyn woman complained in having him arrested for assault, Not too claborate in style to be in accord with the new mode, but with all the Sub * He says that | women, stitut es PAT-PA we Cs THE EVENING WORLD, WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 22, 1915. Boo-Hoo! What’s That? Cupid Weeping! Why? UM TS om * ay os been Pat PAT Te, PAT-PATS Wie PLAY HAVOG WITH MAKE UPS sloove after a hook man with » hen be ber to shave cheeks. loophole ventives and protections. be necessary, doubtless, to ar- range a special form of accident insurance for fian ind fiancess, Protecting them against damages sustained trom the pat-pat. Or We might have, as a new branch in physical culture, special classes in| marine nets, about a soul pat-pat. in paymonl cuysure, evecial canoes 13! GREAT CATHOLIC UNIVERSITY | Tie news with aymousiun | practice, | —— Ciskes Fi The wehnique of pat-patting tbe cave-man pat-Dat, -the wrist wrton | Ambition May hoker Fur Pat-pat.and other varieties is capable Soom Be Realized, Collar and of almost infinite developntent, The strong-arm lover might’ put on boxing) BALTIMORE, Sept 22. — Cardinal Fur Cuffs to mitigate the force of his SSeB, pat-pat. ‘The finger-print method of detection hag been developed ‘ato an! Pye oat almine America shall concentrate. The recent purchi yposed to pat-patting ouce the former process point where young per- enjoy it, After a very © art of taking flager ul or maternal sleuth Fathers to transfer the Brookland, a suburb of W given rise to rumors f embrace. Any whe @ atted should tell hig bar- note to es on his If you don't want to be or to suffer & pat-patter, there are various pre- Handeufts will be found helpful; likewise, sub- The one and only advantage that {| seo in pat-patting over kissing is that | so far nobody has said anything Gibbons seems to be about to realize hs ambition to make the Catholic Univer- another objection to the eity in Washington a great cemtre of | | Catholic education around which all the @ church jo of @ IArge tract of land by St. Mary's Seminary of Hal- timore and the intention of the Sulpleian d seminary hington, ex Car ont vi clitole plans for the fh Mit in. pertaltting ren it is eal ts : opment of th € for v noiscand, Mariste and rm tort, « nuirect arc eC be @ bit or the pile of educat us RUCLAL ncles for Which they have beon P yad requ fn tho past? ; WILL ARREST ff the pat-pat prevatiod at that e rt of function here ry woman kisses every other weray Staten Jetand Co: ; h, the mortality in white | . ees kid gloves would be frightful to | ween Lekwt contemplate. If every one of hie | An order for the arre ‘ er s pat-patted | Hurke, editor of «tho the baby. morning, poom and | xe , pha night, that tortured infant would | N°? ee ae! pen fund more wails to heaven than [Publication in Port he does He might as well {and Charles T. Wood, the be given the water cure of the | the newspaper, was is Inquisition [noon by Bupreme Cx if Une put pat ts generally adopted Aspinall tn Brooklyn ry, painting and wong all remind. | bedinley, chiet clerk, tn, ors of the pernictons practice of kiss-| Humecratio t aioe ne. Even that as yet unpainted ma: 4 Wood. oriminally ‘ which would depict the! ‘the order was | eres of rustic toil in the! J. Wr, O'Grady, Joct of bestowing the kiss of peace! McGinley ' William Jennings Bryan, must| Jury yesterday on the | display a mere pat-pat, assault, preferred by I Trouble is sald t @ bitter political fi Do you really want to pat-pat? The tovo-a-tote thair seems espe- cially well adapted to amateur cea pat-patters, as it gives just the Queens Hotel Man Dead, correct angle of facial elevation. Michael Helser, a ploneor hotel man It is also essential that young Jot the Woodside-Corona women who are preparing them- r died at soives to withstand pat-patting Qenns_ borough, should use no makeup—the give- eway would be as complete as the amear of powder on a black coat- Corona, yen a and five children, last night. chig and charm that women like so much. STRIKE SET FOR YESTERDAY tn Bridgeport was called off for the day because it rained and men wanted to stay indoors @t work, — WARE FIFTH AVE.AT THIRTY-NINTH 87. Mt of Jo aten Lain part ‘Thor the Co: mond, ® that ithe lod. urned over to Shortit) Was held for the Grand| charge jurke. 7 ulted fre n Richmond, sections his home Fifty-firat street and Jackson avenue, Ho was seventy " survided by hia wiso aa The TWO NTH SOND JumpsOve utd From Motor und | es Sculy wh n Drowning John MeCormeck, the Irth tenor sont i ne from the ° he wae 1 yesterday when at the risk of bie own life, he leaped Round and eoued from drow « hte friends Marto Korbel, the sculpior, aad bie accompaniat, Bohneider BKehneder is epending the « ' with the MeCormacks at Toke near Noroton, Conn, and with Michard Le Gallic at do netebt were In Mr. Le Galitenne’s small yacht the Aphrodite, when it was deniy set by @ equal Mr MeCormack from bis new high power motorboat, mow the accident as ted ty to make for the yacht at top speed Mr. McCormack rid himaelf of his ce and whee it Was seen that the waves were loo choppy to permit of the buat pulling alongside the overturned yacht leap © the water and swam unul he reached the point where Mr. Korbel and Mr Bennelder were cling ng to the rigging Mr. Korbel had shouted that he unable to wwim and Mr, McCormack rescued bim first, grasping bim by the hair with one hand and striking out for the motorboat with the other, ‘The pilot dragwed tne scuipior avoard and Mr. McCormack started back for he pinoist. 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