The evening world. Newspaper, September 9, 1915, Page 16

‘ Home and Comic Page of THK BKVENING WUMKLD, Thursday! September 9, 1915 19 08 tee Dr ee Cee ees + O9OP TOR OOE F494 OT THOS D424) FORE EOS Hs 2G > + Os 9980 >) SOR ORECE EO OE +0 EOE Fe eee ORO RR REReS OFTHE ET Oe OOF TG EG FORE ORG EY “"'s'*MATTER, POP!” a a “ a o a “ o 4 los Cov t Yeiey Gewve ~ te ee NO SUCB STEAKS IN GY Bur cocrny I Tunne OVER A PORI0 aw / Found MY S5Tean j ——— 1 FETCHED One ALOne Tem A Sovven are « } NEARiy HAD A Casi fornia But "| VEGETARIAN f Dinne® | ° ’ _ Youve Gotta Humo CT THt ord Bov' ¢ eae — Rave created © mur ody arranged thot there © part fe it for each of the hough that weren't feat enough they have ta@uced William Her ir. to be Come its producer, Rehearsais will Pegin about Oct, i and the barrier | WH By wp about & month tater out wewhere, day that three men} tpte Jobs at the | fe little matter of royalty in the @eneral errengement. Mr. Haseard W@ the author of that immortal poem, Mr. Koight more force ere SR Prem Pe mY py Hee; In Fact, TERRIBLY Active ! - a + ee ~ By Vic that ever trotted @ salary workers out of vaudeville ELGIE JANIS IN TROUSERS, | HELLO ~ HEtLO SENATOR! Actwrey! 1 Guess ves! 5 “Wis 15 FLOOBY “TALKING ~ WHY <1 JOMPED FROM BO UP “= AND WH "he HEXT Mark Laescher writen ter to say that Elsie Jani ig & novelty. Mins Jani» does no imi- Y, How's “Me MARMET 9? ALF HouR (T WENT UP tations but she essays seven different bg poi 1H MULT, Sone - yo Gon THREN~--- — One of them being in male at- ME AN +o Y VANTA “The show,” concludes Mr, N AXEL Go’ ' AY va! ROO SHARES AT 3o!, HEAR VOT HE. Tmescher, “has everything—comedy, melodrama, musical comedy ‘8 “By buckleberry!” said Frank Wils- tach, general press representative of the Bbubert interests, "I originated a 4 once and | think it's # cracker- “You originated a joke?” we asked. certainly did and it's ao good it's Bolen for three musical com- bee: edien | “Hust, now!” “It's @ fact.” “What's the joke?” “Aw, I don't lord Ny fopeat it” ft “Frank, you tell that joke!” “All right. I meet an actor on the Jor ry pod “ f , Booms too bad, dodan't it? KIT E Y S — Somehow or Other Our Sympathy Goes Out to the Poor Autoist ! A DOOLITTLE LULLABY. —— a os = Bilabelle Mac Doolittle, the Lees- wer SEEMS To | JUST BEEN TURR)BLI NEP! (mM GOIN’ AcROSS THE BIG STIFES ‘ville poetess, has written a lullaby and Be THE HURT BY & GUY IN A SUE THe STREET- HE RUNS RIGAT OUTSIDE AN’ -SOME DAY ‘has sent it to us with full permission ExerrEMENY E-CXLINDER SPEED Waco crs SQUARE INTA ME THOUT HES Got T PAY 7 Reate’—well! Here's the lullaby: PLEASE? ‘an! (M GOIN’ TO SUE THE BLOWIN HIS TOOTER AN agli HELL HURT s the lullaby: u sexs = IE DAMAGE \ to dew, my Wittle bale, eu Has- flue, SOMEBOON bere 2 ce, He's Nerre ~ LEARN im father may ‘be out on & tout, psiek-upe on the toto,” with tte mouth, ih bow Or will call a cop, €0 THE PEOPLE MAY KNOW. W. R, Sill announces that the Queer 4 is the latest addition to “Town | joa.” The Queer Quad is a grace- ful dynaphonosis discovered by Mr, Wayburn singing in a turnip factory im Goohawiis, In. Gossip. “Back Home” will begin rehearsing Monday. ‘Texas Guinan ip to bust out in the new Winter Garden show with sev- eral songs. “Two Company” is scheduled to re at the Shubert, New Haven, mday night. Elizabeth Mayne her new part- ner, George Sto preparing @ vaudeville act. ‘Ruth Chatterton and “Daddy Long- " will begin a tour of the larger les of the East at Buffalo Monday, Rose Stab! is looking for a new play. She may be seen this season “oeorge Ki bt i head of rge Kingsbury will go ahead o} “Inside the Lines,” which will open tm Detroit, Sept. 27, James Seeley has been engaged for loloc! now in rehearsal at the New Amsteroans ‘Theatre. Aldrich Bowker is now playing the role of Judge Harvey in May Irwin's gomedy, “33 Washington Square,” at the i. William A. Brady 1s to do some more producing for vaudeville. He has s ‘Thompson Buchanan aketch Bump! Into Bylowland Tom fell when he closed Crossing a field, Tom fumbled over the pumpkin . He reached the front steps of the milf upon whose ites ee Nits cennen his sleepy eyes. He was filled with ¢2termination to abr Oar Fen en ater, kept his "Go To my Tusbiand’s Barn and mount the little | giant wheel Black Spider sat and sputf his web in the Hobliy gallopeil at a pace that tumbled Tom into ‘under the management of Klaw & Er- ‘bring Black Spider to the feet of frightened Little Miss She 9 s 4 Fide re wt very well, Hobby Horse. He is a dapple gray; his mane is made cool shadow. Lifting the little gun from the saddle, the Land of Wide Awake. Once more his Bylowiand tanger aed George C. Tyler. Muffet, like warriors bold in days of old brought ne Yee crane sec ide yellow shell that ‘of pea straw, his tail is made of hay.” Tom did | Tom was about to dismount when “Bow, wow, wow!” hunt for the Black Spider had been in yain— ene rasa preneer 1 dragons to their ladies, he pen Paid oss clin is good lady Tom told | straightway as she had biden and galloped fast away. | out rushed Tommy Tinker’s dog and frightened Dap- Continued To-morrow. Pa ple Hobby Horse, “Bow, wow, wow!”” Eileen Molyneux, just from the Pacific Coast, is to dance with Clif. | ~~ <_< Ss o— Hy > Pacide Connie to dane ici ew that ty anninton wave} DACK’S UPHILL ROAD —No. 10—The Second Rung. we THE STORY OF A eYOUNO MAN Wo “Mane 2000 Mme. Olive Fromstad has returned |lutely correct. Hore it sacrinemiices from Maine, where she spent her ney ; Bamartaced, 318, Free HOS Oh OH, Hr Maren Wonre eation. She dro’ » all the way. George Sammis has gone to Chi- manage the Studebaker entre tor rae orange pO eel pany. Ly irs has resigned. ry Conroy & Le Maire were forced to MISS GEORGE'S COMPANY. this week's booking at Hen-| In Grace George's company, to 0) ‘s Musio Hall because Conroy|in “The New "york inen” at the his_arm in an auto accident | Playhouse, Sept. 20, will be Mary fecently. Sam Mann and company|Nash, Norah Lamison, Josephine Feplaced them. = ate rontwers, Anita — orn Wawford, Conwn; ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. — | Tearis, Lumsden Hare, Aibort Iaod, M. P.—Apply direct to the film|John ‘Cromwell, George Harcourt, Tracy Barrow, G. Guthrie McClintic new, free agenoy for mo-|and Richard Clarke, re “eupers” is now open at —, fest ¥Forty-sixth Street. Mr, GEE WHIZ! ie at No. 71 West Twenty-third] Herbert Gee has taken charge of the Opere, House and te makin = ngs whiz, * ; A LITERAL TRANSLATION. 66 oa OM ae ok, r arokiye tenor, FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. us to ask if “Tipperary” could] “My gon who 1s in the army was py ty the tnapuegs of the Fili-| almost jrowned yesterday.” it could. We take pleasure in| “How was that?" the chorus for Mr. Gtil.| “He was standing on the river bank his foot as he sings it and bis Captain yelled, ‘Hadj ial’ *Red” was bursting wih news. "We've gol Dneay “Red” roped in to see Him, tooling UP. | two cars entered in the big etn yo oe a Cr echankian ta well known | ‘adtimtodrive one of them! Chuck ts grubing | forthe Presi hy sito bal beeg euakl along and I'll break you in as my mechankian—whai! | away. mumbling’ something about “chucking “speed demon" who had been making great records. | ively, Dick" chance,” but Dick only smuled to himself Cond/nued This new foB—alfhough fie could havt made more ‘money bad he accepted that assistant foremanship at! factory —Dick regarded as the second rung in the daser leading toward his ultimate goal, Farly In hts new work he demonstrated the ability, to drive cars that he had gained during his last few months of “road testing” work at the factory. ‘This he also wanted “known’” in the gitice, lency of the