The evening world. Newspaper, August 28, 1915, Page 8

The Evening World D Se Mig orld. WTARLIfITMD Wy HON PLATE wo Publiabing Oemmney Vara + Port few rere h er ‘oe ALL 4 $2,768,600,000! Mis NATION history In t fag June 50, 1915, 1 beat Qnd Ireland by $60,000,000" We are, in fact, the biguest exporters in the word We have sold abroad in the past twelve monthe goods that Brought us the enormous return of 2,708, What has become of the money’ What hae it done for The great boom which general business in this Gold to expect has certainly not materialized. It could hardly e@rrived without attracting som Business till going cheerfully about that fo all right. But thot is to concea Gren't severn! hundred per cont. better About all the ear can caich of the predic Which by now should be deafening, ie the « factories and the hectic cheers of the Stock F What has come over the country? Has it lost its power to respond? ‘Time wa at of record with record export have ret whe quickened every sort of business into confident and sound expansion. Figures prove that the nation has immensely increa Why doesn’t such a condition accelerate us? ——— WHERE IS IT? . é e value of ite t exports for t Kingdom of Brit the United Grea 768,600,000 “gaunt swung ountry wae oo a | ndy’s notice, men are other assuring each everything is their disappointinent that things hum of prosperity, of a few k change cartridge a for would when combined crops palances le awhirl and Secretary Garrison has the sympathy of the nation tn | declining to be the Colonel's keeper. j “COMPLETE SATISFACTION.” HERE I8 always danger in taking too much for granted, Nevertheless, when the German Ambassador, acting on ine structions from his Government, assures Secretary Lansing that “complete satisfaction” will he given the United States for the inking of the Arabic, the American public is ready to accept the @esurance at its full value. Moreover, there is increasing reason to believe that Ambassador Gererd’s despatches to the State Department convey the information Phat German submarine commanders have been instructed not to torpedo merchantmen without warning. Official assurance of this fact from the Imperial German Gov- ‘ernment must constitute a part of any “satisfaction” offered this country. The indispensablencss of such an assurance must by this time be 80 obvious even to Berlin. that the German Foreign Office would hardly have directed Count von Bernstorff to say what he did . unless it meant to commit itself to the long-awaited recognition of “There’s no chance for a fellow in this country.” ee aily Magazine, Saturday. . 1915 OR a ee ee ee wat eeublets THK, th - ght -o muck os | and the Mood are pleasing le thy nerves upon edge. ee & telephone bell that ringeth when that calleth BEFORE tupebeon, He giveth thee « shook; be As & hat thet blowetb of tn talketh SHOP tm the moonlight, and oe © clean left glove and a sotled righ’ sentiment and @ homely man without As & threelegged table tn the cen dark pi Thou are continually “wpsetting” As @ pin tp the back of the colla “1 t@l Yy with ONE eye than the cynictsm of | thee with both eyes, UNJOYETH his kicking shall look in BLACK Selah! i wy on rm Pema “porvermty of inaniumts hinge” whieh re Yor le! @ woman te subtle 1 * man neither (he time por the place mattereth if the as & doorbell that swakeneth thee at belf-past sis, 0 te @ men thet secketh to Kies thee at the WRONG moment He ehattere(h (hy ream, Be maketh thee exceeding TIRED; he eetesth Ase Gumbwatter whtetle that Vieweth when thou art curling thy Retr, Ase chair that squesketh, as « spigot without « washer, as bet burseth, ae @ window thet sticketh and will not shut poureth In, #0 fe # man that bearkeneth not unt!) thou bast ing, but harteneth always to tell his OWN “joke.” | He causeth thee put thy fingers tn thine ears As & new frock thet doth not fit, as # Parts bat thet te unbecoming, age, so fe a man (hat fancleth himself “ser pump, so {# an busband that regardeth thee through @ microscope end seckoth to eritieiae thy “defects,” saying: | thee for thine OWN good, my dear.” verily, verily, better the devotion of a Cyclops who admireth thee | Yet more terrible than all of these, My Daughter, is a man that fretteth in a public restaurant and fusseth at watters and ratleth at beliboys end For she that weddeth one of these dwelleth tn a Land of Perpetual Milltarism and wondereth continually tu her secret heart how well she i ho tot emg Worey the Porveretty of Man ber chotee of the percholagios! thou art tm the bethtud, se leo mas sentiment tone, so is « handsome man without mannere tre of the room, as @ tabourette tm a itive.” him to thine own chagrin. Tr, ae & tack tn the heel of a dancing @ criticon-the-hearth, who dissecteth Why the Deaf Are Often Dumb. ERSONS who are born deaf or who lose their hearing very curly in life are dumb, We have} all learned to speak by Imitating sounds he..rd, but the deaf child hears | nothing. He cannot therefore repeat ‘and so remains dumb, t ts not due to any throat trouble whatever. The | world had no conception of the num- ber of deaf mutes unt'l the many schools for them were opened here and there and teachers began to work for them, Then they began to appear and in the United States alone there are over fifty such schools and nearly ten thousand pupils. The number of deaf mutes is for- tunately growing less in proportion to population, owing we know to ! the rights of American travellers. | Amends for the past cannot be dissociated from guarantees for the future. With this understanding, the United States is confident that it may expect from Germany this time not a discussion but a settlement. The Week ——By Martin Copyright, 1918, by the Pros Publidaing Co, 6s HY," asked the head pol-) the | isher, “the prevalent coy-| is: | ness on the part of poilt-| |Jeal leadera in putting forth their | jcandtates for the primaries?" “If you really want to h ‘The worst that can be said about the wrist watch must be pretty bad, Even the jewellers have disowned it. ——— LESS EASILY BOSSED. sor’ erir | ORMER PRESIDENT TAFT is still worrjed about the aims {Ped the Inundry man, “ive te war] fi in Europe, And now you want to| and methods of organized labor, but we are glad to note he | know ae the war in Burope can, by | oF? has discovered that danger lies in the leaders rather than | #2% han nin tive olty | BE on an Approwcuing elect of New York “Listen 10) ow | in organization itself. » war in rope hi ow," Fe! this sum better nursing and greater knowledge of children's diseases. Until a few hundred years ago no attempt what- lever was made to teach these unfor- tunate children and no school for them was opened until the eighteenth century, and trained teachers could, rally, not be obtained for all fty years ago. ne Cardan, an Itallan doctor, rn in 1501, was the man who dis- covered or thought out the principle on which deaf mutes could be taught He declared that while writing ts as- d with speech, and spe thought, yet written char thoughts can be joined to *s Wash Green —— The Jarr Family By Roy L. McCardell — Covrrigut, WIR, by tae Vroe Babu Co, ERE comes Mrs, Pettigrew!” | the store and get a nice salad and suid Mrs, Jarr as she looked | some fruit of some kind and a five- out of the window, “Who'd | cent plece of ice, We'll have to put ever thought she WOULD |1ce on the butter, and I don’t think! come here, and on an evening like| I've enough ice anyway to make iced this?” tea—and don't forget to get a lemon.” (The New York Bvening laundry man, “The big question; Why do they display such an as-| tment of stockings? | ne photographs of society gath- 8 reproduced in the newspapers stablish that it ‘is now| World.) New York Brewing World) | Things You Should Fnow people to teach themaelves to read a language though they do not attempt, perhaps, to speak it, Many persona, as we know, read French but can not speak French, and yet this idea of | Cardan's was new to the world tn the sixteenth century. The mental condition of the deaf nd dumb {s #0 entirely unlike that of any other branch of the human family that one scarcely comprehend it The blind can be talked with and read to, and are thus placed in direct ch with the world about them. The deaf know almost nothing, because they can hear nothing. Neither books nor speech tell them anything because the not read nor hear. The system of teaching by signs (the band language) is not used as much as the oral method, The sign language keeps the deaf shut out from the world of normal! people and shut up with each other. Signs, to the educated deaf and dumb, should be as crutches to the lame—to be used only when occasion demands them, otherwise thelr Constant use will tend to enfeer rather than sthen the m the oral system the child ts ight to speak by seeing how his her speaks, as expressed by the ps. Thus he learns to speak with all pec not merely with the deat and dumb and books, and throug’ em the world is thrown opem to him. Many missions and churches now carry on services for the deaf and dumb. It ts not an uncommon mutes are dumb on e vocal defect where _- na our avcial leaders of the) Gee whiz!” aald Mr. Jarr. “Didn't! “Oh, I'l get the lemon all right."| out, ihe o-between of sou ‘acd, facing the camera end Uge|you invite her? Mdn't you name the| “Why, what's the matter with you, |{hat, the teaching of the deat ay yt underpinnings ‘from ‘the day? Didn't you tell her the last] Mrs, Jarr? You look so worried?” | Thin (deo iw familiar with Us all now- es down. However, I suppose We| evening we were at her house that! asked Mrs, Pettigrew. “Now, tell me,|a-days, and tt 1s a common thing for | hear nothing. uldn't complain, But, sad to say ¢ : ———— of them, from you positively wouldn't come to see) dear, to go right home! Weather like | the visible evi- “Like the capitalists,” he declares, “they are beset with tho | created a voting factor In this coun. | tenes offered, are Franklo Baileys or, her again if she didn't come to tea) this, tt is simply an tmposition for i i feated wi ms a ‘ uy which is caus the pol'tical | “V@ Panmuays, this very evening?” any one to have callers!" tien ae ae Jonlan's declaration evil of being intoxicated with power.” And he warns workingmen | joyses no end or concern. ‘They W ne | “1 didn’t say it like that at all,” re-| “Now, if you talk like that In be|{? AproRre, it ate AB a. care | against bei ig led by their union bosses to lobby for discriminatory PIE Th OR Rune Die heen § Cras ell Trained. plied Mrs, Jarr. Jreal mad!” said Mrs. Jarr, “I've |Sustbeyeronthing but @ wort, here a sue and un-American legislation. ih tho preas, but the German vote vs] cranny “Well, here's Mra. Pettigrew. She'e!only been worried because I was HOUGIL I started as a tutor tn Organized labor itself has shown signs of late that it means te | eereee Pace political gentiomen | hat the Russian: Was aie coming up the steps," said Mr, Jarr.| afraid you'd disappoint me! Now, sit | a very modest way, be represented rather than bossed by the leaders it chooses, In ,,"“From reports which have reached | tar Pepdeta COP Arming Of that ene: Oh Nour one cee Rnoc Abe |S SOW BAe wel have & goed DeDave vallmped the; *acdsh ‘ , " them from teliable sources the busses | Grand Duke Nicholas tn excaliene, S2Ke!" cried Mra, Jar, “Don't let|chat, Everything ts all ready. It awittly and you sce me here| @everal cases where strikes in industries stimulated by war demands havo reached toe eonciusiod Mak Ube | condition. ®t her think you sit down to the table| no trouble. I'm only waiting for Mr.|. to-day have been loudly heralded by agitators and lubor chiefs, the men fice 'in other words, Boss Murphy | ,.°W replied tho laundry man,|!2 Your shirt sleoves! And Hye Sm Jarr to come home. You know how!A famous college president, who's ‘ é 40. nas ann ' ‘they have certainly been dol jot, 80 @ picked-up dinner too. idn't the men are. And he's been ao! known from shore to shore, ves m 7 , rip and Boss Tanner 4 all the t sn doing @ lot nown from shore . themselves have either repudiated the strike or have dealt with their jovsey think { Genin oka of strenuous road work ‘thunk she would come. Run out to| pleased to think you were coming to| Whose praises students resident have employers over the heads of the strike organizers, feans have can easily be} ~ ——— — -——-———- — == | tea to-night. Hasn't spoken of an- sounded o'er and o'er, Labor is learning to discriminate between its friends and its mobitiy ody, knows enter other thing all week; and yet it would Unbounded la my learning and my exploiters. Also, it is learning that the law is not its enemy. Its by 4 ; Fae Beye Fables of Everyday Folks ee sues BRS re eee ® ear as And ee ip Ry Brcaness deep benig- a a _ en New York Coun! e day and stay late, be- nity de dwell, judgment is still far from unerring. It has not turned from the Heretofore the bosses have put al By Sophie Irene Loeb cause there's a meeting of the Board |I dote upon my calling, and I'd have ; erman-American or two on eac last of its false gods. But organized labor is not swayed and fooled Hoket and let the: German-American | jof Directors, or something like that. to-day 0a casily as it was a decade ago, | hature take ite course,” The German-| Covyright, 1918, by the Prem Publishing Co, (The New York Hvening World.) I don't know what his firm would 4o The Early jAmerican Republicans and the Gor- | The Society Meal Ticket. He wore @ wrist watch, carried his| °F how it would get along without | man-American Democrats have gen- Healipreatin dndae the nari amciens { NCE upon a time there was a a dkerehtet ap is ate him; and 80 many other firma clam. HE discriminating women is nor Summer {s also out of town Uiey” favored, but oceat.onally” they | man in Bocloty. Hie great- | gtiauette book manners! But alas ho oring for his services too. securing ome excellent bar- - ——- + | haye formed independent movements || kreat-grandfather had onco| Instead of playing partner to the giri| Just then Mr, Jarr stuck his head | saina, Bhe has been following . ay Wi i Bae en eee ne ne | Jone @ noble deed and this/ Kuests he took an tnterest in hia |in the door and said the trend of fashion and breed Ao . curopean war, in the judgment of the : a | hostess, for he had visions of hi on ‘4 yell how to select, and while she wi party lines, Henge, | After, ‘That ts to say, it gave him en-|" so he set out to win her best re- | #ent in a minute,” ee ge on his home it is no of that] regarding imurried life, among which|omend any body of ¥. ® oor to | Who's Who rather than Whate Whee, | compliment at the psychological mo- | the windows are closed,” aaid the | ments will be right in vogue next Soins an automobile. Macon News.| she says “there is p ‘and comfort | orens any body of voters if he ca | HS Whe saNner by ha at | ment; Knew when to bestow @ flower: | guest. summer, rorgne fh altting down Utter ceraee Comfort help it. ‘The bossca try to pleaso| | He money and was not| how to play devoted dog and all tne | ‘ 2 SF pa ip dy rt nupper to read: every tody jyery Keen on the livelihood thing: | regt, and, woman-like, this wife was| “You know they haven't It 1s an erroneous opinion that mer- | Too often, ambition impels men to] {th H PREHE and contented husband |°"hue the situation te double-bar-| Hut he bad to eat to live, so he worked | fiattered and Hked It. away!’ sald Mra. Jerr "But chat | chante are now marking down only sh plac a , ‘ DO the | relied, If the bosses cater toc ong- | the soc ie to secure his meal| 4 fi \d . Jarr, “ ede RW ae we that are Way, most women take tn entertaining {pee baer ean eeniteant thee wii | Heket. It was'a simple way of wetting | 28 tho masntine the husbend, being | woman, Mra, Rangle, will alt ‘ang| 20 Serments and fabrics that are) 5 a “bright and contented husband’ |!¥ to the German sentin YW tg Bvitige—oy Ry \q mercantile man and ha lived 4 oing out of style. Of course, there ee} when he sitar down “after muppor'to| fue counter to the, voting slongont | uy Wvine Hate ewent of his nev. | trough long experionce with seekers | #tifle all Gay in her flat with the Wins ee eee eee ee arana tna When a man has a reputation for| read."~Philadelphia Inquirer {which ts pronouncedly anti-Gerinan. | 7.) nine members of tamil ‘a |of soft snaps, saw through thie in- | dows closed and the blinds down to| 4 aving no faults you may know that kar ea imam ts _iatisty the Gorman, vote. | thus invited te ‘dinners almost every {vidual but awalted his time, It! make people believe she has | bargains, and ao it is the woman who eis an expert at concealing bis! If we could seo ourselves as others | ite Beste Nines amd how te eater | evening. He learned the latest dances |CAme, In an unguarded moment the 1 eng | Knows Who really gets the advantage nutside party lines, and how to cater 4) way, And—bet: thing hortcomings.—Albany Journal nee Us We would think there pulaiee vO ; and, belng ® good. par parasite of the dinner table was pour- | Way: An\ fore I'd doe en was the man — sentime ® wood partner, he had Do! t bargain cs 8 something the matter with the look: | Wyigh mi against any: | mvltations to dances and suppers," |1RK cut his devotion to the wife, telllur like that"—— ty shopper knows Woman advertising for a husbandl ing glass,—Philadelphia Telegraph. | thing fevored. by AHologiste: for | ¢, 2B, Mls way he managed to live | her how jovely, she was (and in fair) “Ob, I dont believe ahe pute on| marks the beginning of “aales,” ——————— —_— — ! 4 s rom house to house in @ “gentle. a | many women eagerly await these an- the Kaiser, ts a problem that is cor- | 7 ne. FO BONee H | y ae rien oikh 1 ea el oaatine™ Pee When wal the Bo on eKpedtedty. | very puor, Dut ee's & good Sou" anid | Nenad “it” reducing thels recs is Murphy and all t the o hand | ,° LP dhs he | " J eae Of dolng thelr Stocks tn Letters From the People Biron anda o giners ng Pans | hat no tnvlatin ‘he found ‘himaeit | Zhao acane chime off a8 Una, "Ts | Ane, ‘Pettigrew. order eo’ make roo for the incoming 5 ‘ : no che ranta aide 7 | ‘As to “Th ” wecs It. Let's have more and more pe 4 2 M5 ahr ¥ 1 ‘me candidate | Wien With his fine friends, wrecking crew. “It you knew what I had to put up and tho bargain sales are proportion- 1o Editor of 1 | "thank you's” and I have in cons | or some fool friends of a candidate | gener” Gay ne om his war and a) coat Sontent with having the om-| with from her! she sald, with the ately incre: Bome of our large thank you" by a clerk for a piece ot | Dem, Huntington, L. x, |DFmary and the election | nice house party In @ very happy love of thoso they cheriab. It te the @osslp alone; it's the way ane bothers Father than oarry Over & season's gare q@ork given him to do by a superior) Pl " ‘| household in the country, The wife | way of the Socte’ » Tt te tin me, borrowing. Not that I care for jute clearance each season, | had some girl friends and thought thie | you earned a day's livellhood, no m makes one think what a lot of trouble | To ee Kalter of The Evening World The Snap | faa woul Yor who your great grandfather weer | What I give her, for ehe never pays, Summer dresses in voile that have be stirred up over the little! Did it rain hore on St. Swithin's | he husband wa: Birange to say news of allthis | back, elther coffee or auger or any. Deen Ware now only fi.lo, Voile is : “thank you” and what a lot! Day this year? HL | gg] WONDER," remarked the head | spread ‘and tho" man was properly thing, But she'd have the nerve to ig made Up 7h Of better feeling would exist if the Nias: tia uae, ah nae te hard work which he ne {halted “eocial meni ticket,’ ‘He now i toe Grass ia made Up wilh @ Tull wo words Were in more common Us®, | ‘To tks Kaitor of Tus Evenine World polisher, vif all thore ociaty | Ho loved hie wite dearly had to sock tho sympathy of the Sek vou to, lend her the oarpet off skirt {t t# a bargain worth ploking he department boss in question Who} y would ike to kn udé and dames whose piotures bition wae for her continued ‘mansos" toward ting a job, Of your floor | ” ow from win + v | iapeere at he sieck for avis | thank readers how late a boy of Pros Wo goo in tho newspapers pose for the wineee Ser Meat Mihi tone alae pauree be feune that sympathy which ‘Who would think it?” asked Mra, Pottigrew had gone Mre, Jarr eald: ye ba ov aly cet oF, miould ntny out at night, My parents Photorraphe or aro snapped Un 10 Arn ‘made himadl MORAL——Tho sorta! meal teket | Pettigrew, | "Didn't I tell you how he'd tal py ‘Be ‘t know A$ ben be ea slow me to go ow Se a mg ae ‘ usual, Ho bnew the fo his last punch when he rupee tor Thon they had ten and toast, Mra, about poor Mrs, Rangie, And Mre erenow name Gowes. 2 ; Pucbmond Mul, ‘ maken Goplared mewoot step, every | arly vinyey fAMGIA Wha Henated, And aver Mre-| Bangle is worth @ domen of her! 4 ' - The Model College President. you all to know I'm a model college president as ool- lege prexies go. In the present broad curriculum I'm fully up to date, I know the rules of football quite as well as of debate At baseball I can umpire, or at short can play the Raine, At hurdles I can jump higher than most teactiers of my fame. I'm counted rather handy on the tennis court you'll find— In short, I'm very rarely found in any sport behind, 1 dote upon athietics and I'd have you all to know I'm a model college president as col- lege prexies go. BW.O. Fall Sales up. Pretty little crepe dresses can now be had at $3. These will do nicely for dances during the winter and next summer they will etill be quite fashionable. : ‘The taffeta frocks that are now seen on the bargain tables will be good investments, This silk will be a leader t spring. Any sale in ratins should be considered, With the revival of transparent fabrics satins will be in demand and they are olng to be used trimmings this fall. If you see a bargain in chiffon, marquisette or voile do not pass It by. You will want such a gown later on ard the satin will be needed for the foundation, The counters are filled with sheer weaves in cotton goods and prominent among these are organdies, With the growing popularity of the full skirt and ruffles it is quite an assured fact that organdies will be much worn next summer and they do make wauulolie dance frocks. It is predicted that large floral pat- terns will predominate next year—the full blown rose on a white surface being @ favori' Then there will be a strong preference for the hair line stripes, both of these pattern: are to found among this month's bargain, Btripes will be very fash- fonable, and in colora the delicate shades will be preferred, Then there are remnants and bar gaina galore to be had in white goods, ‘Those are sure to be very modish next nummer, and {t will be well to select either an organdy, voile or crepe. Dotted @wisses, too, will be fashion- able and effects will be poeular, cottons, which ave already been launched for 1916, the ribbad weaves are ye