The evening world. Newspaper, August 26, 1915, Page 12

NO, 10,788 FOR HAYTI'S GOOD. TEN YEARS’ PROTHRCTORATY. over Haytien government Unele Sam's efforts to & iittle neighbor * Revponsible government in Hayti has gone te Responelble Gtizens, if there are any, wil be reveal y diligent search. Professional scalawags are robbing the people right oud left. Btarve- thee and death are ravaging the cities. In short, the United States has on ite bands In Hayt! the govern- mental machinery of a republic which nobody in eight can be trusted te run. Instead of « half-way supervision of customs, ar in the case of Banto Domingo, ans to take over ful Heytian administration and finance until such time as they he handed back to the Haytians themeclves. The United States Government has no purpose of aggression end is entirely disinteres "Beer Lansing carefully empha- ines the fact that always has to be dinned into the ears of our neigh- bors to the south, Nevertheless it remains true that this country has never proposed a protectorate so likely to startle those who dread im- perialism, however beneficent. The plan, if accepted by such authority as remains in Hayti and if approved by the United States Senate, will work to the everlasting benefit of the Haytians, But it will need a lot of defending in other quarters, ady thu excitable and blevdthirety nly this country 1 vontrol of THE ONE-DAY STRIKE. HE one-day strike for women workers goes, according to heads and finances is the natura! and inevitable culmination of | of the local suffrage movement. It only remains to choose a date late in September or early in Octobe: We should have thought the publicity council of the Empire State Campaign Committee might be satisfied with the gratifying volume of comment and discussion which its proposal has aroused and leave the carrying out of its clever threat to a vague future. Whether the ladies are only playing tho idea for all it is worth as an idea, or whether they fail to see the serious side of an actual strike of the nature proposed, it is hard to say. We imagine the com- mon sense of the women workers themselves will assert itself in time ‘to prevent any realization of the plan. To ask hard-working women “to interrupt business, inconvenience the public and risk losing*their jobs is a queer way to advance either their interests or their claima, ‘There are too many others who care nothing for suffrage but care a great deal about finding work. As one of the suffrage leaders is sen- sible enough to admit: “We aren’t like labor unions and haven’t the ‘ame means of providing for our people out of work.” The right to strike is exercised in this country with a light-; mindedness already alarming enough. The euffragists are ill advised | to toy with it as ademonstration for their cause, —_— BOY SOLDIERS? AYOR MITCHEL is coming home from camp full of zeal to train boy soldiers in the public schools. The Board of Edu- cation is said to be in accord with his views, and military training may beoome part of the education of the 450,000 boys for whom the city will provide schooling this fall. Here is a movement which only moderation can save. That every echoolboy should be taught to stand straight, march, control his nerves and muscles and obey orders is obvious. These things go with physical training of any sensible sort. But that he should at an early age be made to handle a gun, wear a uniform and regard himself as an em-| bryo fighter is doubtful. Who will say that public school training of this sort would necessarily raise the standard of citizenship or etrengthen the national character? Up to eighteen the combative instinct in boys can afford to remain personal and local. Above that age is time enough to turn them to serious soldiering. +. WILLIE M’CANN. ‘There te a parable in & memorable morning passed by Willie MoCann of Plainfield, N. J, .. Willie ts only ten, but hope and ambition long since took efnite shapes in bis soul, He knew the things he wanted i ever be could get them. One morning he found treasure, immense, negotiable—$15,10 Gung straight at him by Fortune. Now everything was possible, Home had been humble, but he sallied forth to make up for {t. A new pair of shoes strengthened his self-esteem and proved to him that he could buy useful things first. Next a jackknite seemed a necessity—in no sense luxury, Then two “hot dogs.” Bhould one go hungry? Appetite came with eating. Ice cream, cake, pickles, then peanuts and candy followed. By that time a song machine and ®& movie seemed indispensable aids to the digestion of a rich man. Finally he bought a jokeook and set forth to note the Dest restaurants for future patronage. But he had gone too fast. Before noon a policeman found him leaning, in bitter distaste of life, against a telephone pole. Money was no comfort to him. ‘We all know exactly what we would do with wealth if we woke up and found it besige us to-morrow. So did Willie McCann, a —_— Hits From Sharp Wits. If you keep quiet and listen you learn a lot from people who talk too much. eee people are always saying “There ought to be something done bout it,” but they never do any- themselves.—Omaha World- ‘The older one gets the more one Wealizes that toes seem to have been . “Much of the talk about woman's sphere being the home,” remarked the Man on the Car, “is done in the corner emporium from .10 to 11,30 P, M."—Toledo Blade, oe 8 One of the worst things that can happen to a young man is to become afflicted with chronic vacation. om 6 Some girls are disappointed in love Patience The Evening World Daily Magazine. os a & wR 3 , re Thurs day By Roy L. Copyright, HERE is mamma?” asked Mr. Jarr when he camo home the other evening and his little girl and boy 66 “She's in the kitchen,” replied the children in unison. “We are going to have ico cream for supper. We went out and got it at the store—a whole quart! After kissing the chitlren Mr. Jarr proceeded to the F'tehen and likewise | saluted his cheerful helpmeet, “Where is the girl?” he asked, look- ing around in surprise, “What girl?" asked Mvs. Jarr. “Why, the girl that was here yes- terday to take the place of the still absent Gertrude,” replied Mr. Jarr.| “It looked to me as. though the deal) was sure te go through, You both! seemed to be so perfectly satisfied | with each other." | Mrs, Jarr sniffed and turned to her cookery. “Yes,” Mr. Jarr went on, “you of- fered to give her more than you had ever paid any girl, you sald, because you liked her, She said she'd come to you for the wages, though tt was less than she had ever worked for, be- cause she liked you.” “Oh, that one,” said Mra, Jarr, “I wouldn't have had her if she had come for nothing.” “But you sald"’— “You don't suppose I was going to let her get the best of me, do you?” interrupted Mre, Jarr, “I knew she wasn't coming.” “I'm giad it's no disappointment to you then,” said Mr, Jarr, “but I thought she Hkea the place, because she was fond of children and only cared to work for refined people Uke us. She also said she'd bring an apron in the morning and a wrapper so she wouldn't have to wait for her trunk.” Mrs, Jarr smiled knowingly. ‘They all talk that way,” she replied. “That girl didn’t intend to come and I knew iy : Mr, Jarr inquired what psyehte in- sight had made Mrs, Jarr know the applicant for Gertrude's vacant post as editor of the culinary department would not be on the firing line at tho time appointed, But Mrs, Jarr's only reply was that she had felt it in her bones, This is the reply the female of the species is wont to give, She never permits the male of the species to get any clear insight into the feminine and some in trl \0 ; made to be tread ou,—Deseret News. | Blade, maHIRGRy eeiSlan ; gating Arian more imagination the fond das the earlier the baby tries A pessimist 19 a man who remem- bers that yesterday was the hottest day in the year.—Boston Transoript, psychic processes, “But if you are so awfully cast down, because that stuck up, talka- The Jarr Family 1916, by the Press Publishing Co. McCardell (The New York Grening World.) at superior airs, didn't come to take! the place, suppose you try to get me & good girl?” added Mrs, Jarr. “Oh, maybe I could,” replied Mr. opened the door for him.|Jarr, rushing in where angels fear to, ously. tread. “Where?” asked Mrs. Jarr, Mr, Jarr faltered. He realized the rapids were below him, “You'd be angry at me if I told you where I could get you a girl,” he said finally, (rs, Jarr Sends Mr. Ss Jarr Exploring And Even Finances the Expedition “I wouldn't be angry if you got a good maid for me as a result of a Belgian atrocity,” sald Mrs, Jarr. “Who is it? Where ts it?” Mr. Jarr muttered that maybe Gus had some friends who might know of| a good girl, “Gus, at the cafe, at the corner, you know,"t he added fatu- Mra, Jarr knew of Gus at the cafe| at the corner, Well did she know of him, He was her particular bete noir, But now tf his Satanic Majesty con- ducted an employment bureau Mrs. Jarr would have been beholden to 6 Copyright, 1915, MAN signing himself “Dis- heartened” writes as fol- lows: “I wonder if there not many readers suffering from the same trouble as mine, I[ have been married for twelve years, I love my wife and am eure that love 1s returned, But I am sorry to gay that hers is a very selfish kind of gffection. Since my marriage, in all these. years, I have practically stood still as far as progress.in my business is concerned, “Before we were marricd I had great incentive for making rapid strides in the direction of success in my work. Every year found me in better circumstances and I was on @ fair road to realigiag my ambitions of achievement. It may seem cow- anily to fix the blame on my wife, but as I look back at it all carefully and analyze it, I must place the blame just there—or rather on a weakness on my part to please her, She has always been 5 Every time I had a business engage ment in the evening she would doub its necessity and resent it so that In order to avoid a scene 1 would call it off, and many an opportunity of profit to me was lost in this way. There were associates in my work whom t wanted to bring home and If she took a dislike to them she was not y ungra to thom to give them up. are exacting! urged mo business deal that is often begun in a nice social atmosphere was in this way made impossible, “There were occasions when ‘she was not feeling well and would tel phone and beg me to “come home carly.” ‘This meant “as soon as p sible." When I did not comply, ow- ing to my work, I was always repri- manded with the complaint that didn’t care for her, &c. “So as time went by I was con- tinually avoiding trouble by letti important matters go to do my wi bidding. I suppose you might call me henpecked, Yet i can't think it exactly that, but rather an acceptance “im Her Husban By Sophie Irene Loeb. by the Press Publishing | | downtown to | Many a} ’s*Way” | (The New York Evening World.) , and 1 could still make good if I knew just what to do to make my | wife realize the importance of letting me continue my work without int ference from her. She has just stood in my way.” J The words of this man ring true, yet much of the trouble lies with himself, He loves his wife more than her welfare, Should actual disaster overtake him his wife would be the first to reproach him for the ject of his work that brought it about, Such a woman would lose sight of her exacting disposition and place the entire responsibility on her husband. Go to her, Mr. Disheartened, and tell her in gentle but unmistakable terms that you mean to get Into your own canoe and paddle it, that if she wishes to paddle along with you, w and good; but she must not paddle against the direction in which you aro pulling toward the stream of success, Jf you truly love your wife it is the only course. Should she scold and make a scene take your medicine like a man, In fact, be prepared to take more bit- ter pills. Let her selflah cry of ‘neg: lect” ring in your ears as you hurry ake good.” Because in the last analysis she will be the very one to welcome your success She will respect you more for the very strength you display in putting aside her petty demands on your bread-making time, The indulgent husband wakes up many times to the realization that he has lost respect and even love by that very over- |induigence. As ror the wife in the case, there are hundreds like her who have proved constant obstacles to husbands by their whining and rful pleas of neglect. To such a there is but one tnjunetion— t it out.” Don't be over-sui picious, Be willing to take chances, |The business engagement may be a 1 one. f your tooth aches go to a dentist, Taking your husband away from his iness won't fill the tooth, but his aining at his post may pay the bill for you, Don't be an everlasting hindrance to your husband. Remember that when you infringe on his working time you are putting a premium on iE of a state of affairs that ¢ was un- tive, over-dressed creature, with her able to change, Time moves on, how- possible poverty and reducing the assets of your joint partnership, ‘him for that priceless Jewel—a good girl “You see, it's this way,” Mr, Jarr explained, seeing that he might men- tion the obnoxious name of Gus, in the open season. “Gus has an em- ployee named Elmer’ “Don't I know that? of Gertrude's beaux. He is the fish- faced bartender there,” interrupted Mrs. Jarr. “What has he got to do with it? € “Well, he cut his hand and ts not working, and he is going to visit his sister in a nearby town,” Mr, Jarr ex- plained, “And I heard him say (he was talking to a friend as I passed) that his sister had (three grown daughters and her husband was out of worl “Yes, yes!” cried Mrs. Jarr, “that would be the very thing. Run right out and see if Elmer has gone to visit his married sister yet. If he has, find out where the place is apd write or telegraph to him. Oh, if I He was-one | only could get a nico girl from some small town to train and keep away from other servant girls, who only spoll them and get them to leave good places to take other positions where they'll have sborter hours and get more money. Oh, if I only could got @ girl like that, so if Gertrude ever did come back I could shut the door in her face!” Mr. Jarr hemmed and hawed, and, although he had his hat, he still |loitered in the offing. “Why don’t you go?" asked Mrs, Sarr, “Oh, I suppose you have no change. Here is half a dollar!" And for the first time in their mare ried life Mr. Jarr proceeded to Gus's man trap on the corner financed by his war bride, #0 to speak, > — Only a Dog. By Cora M. W. Greenleaf, ° TH stately Balm o' Gilead trees, Soft aromatic shade, Part of my heart lies buried In @ grave that's newly made, All te grave, a humble ¢ vo— Busy Wold Uubuowiu—y re than all the world has To give me bagk, My own! My own—all mine, Was mine, and mine alone; His eyes with perfect feaity And love forever shone, Smile not to see the sad tears start, Nor my poor grief deride; Nor jeer about my aching heart Because a dog has died, His loyal heart Only a faithful dog—it's truc! But in his humble breast He carried such devotion As my life hath seldom blest. Though human friends are left to me, Not one that loves me more Is_mine, to offer sympathy For him I'm grieving o'er, ' 15 By Helen ee ond th VE ino religion No. Clartes, pou devotion, for inetanet™ like « tually rew ' nobody seems anxio ‘tp already occupied bi ie Bred with Before ymee © faint fragre make « mane heart go pit-e-pat aroma of @ frying beefsteak to give | Vay te it thatas Jabout shark-fishing, Nepoleon, mo! pendici ti and dimp! It never takes a girl any time the delay in announcing the he Lugury 1s all in the point of vie | mousing and an unlimited shirt sleeves and read the come pa | knows that there ts no such thing. out of which Noah extracted so muc one that she likes she is log: Everyday Ooprriaht, 1015, 0 Are You “‘Soctally Valuable?” ‘D enol O you really an effort to be agres make she wasn't coming.” they were really glad to have you with them? ing this verv much? must be because cially valuable. What is being “socially valuable?” ‘The expression is a new one and per- haps aiso the idea that it expresses. It is the art of bringing something besides yourself wien you visit yc friends; bringing them something in- you are not “so- that will make them laugh or will touch their sympathies or help or even uplift them, socially valuable in so many them all. One of the secrets of social success about you and you will soon find and surpristag yourself as well others by the quickness with which your thoughts are expressed. If you are invited fo a dinner or to a dance or to any place where you wish to make an especially good im- pression and you find it hard to talk interestingly to strangers there is no harm in ‘studying up” a little just beforehand, By “studying up” I mean thinking over, before you go, a few was on a rather romantic and superstitious order. |said to have been so fondly attached die he had the body embalmed and int him, no matter where he travelled, asked repeatedly to give up ‘When peat ove oe constantly reply that to do so would this odd and morbid fancy be impossible, He was daily dra’ to this body and would gaze upon 1 by the hour; and for this he was re- buked by @ endeavored to sto an otherwise ible man unknown source that the power that this body held for him was not vested in his past love for the woman, but that was at that very time quietly beneath the tongue of the dead woman. It was through that he had been attached when in life, Betty Vincent’ A Broken Promise. A NY young man who makes a promise to a girl should keep where she lives to go away to school Reflections of A Bachelor Gir] fectly sure of finding both your Paredise and your Purgatory, | alwaye Judge by appearances ow-girl's diamonds, A Girl's heart te something ithe « to take it, but the moment you tell o map that & who can sit and talk to another man for jolt, and the way to make # mint julep, on earth to talk about when be gets alone with a pretty girl except eyes {amount of time it takes her to make HIM realize tt supply merely @ pipe, a mug of beer and a chance to sit around al! day i BS Tt ia all very well for a man to plead There may be saven ages of man; but when a woman has reache@ aa Perplexities able or do you perhaps Kis OWinis yaaa Tce ught so funny When you saw it in ait back lasily and let other the newspaper coming uptown. It ie | people entert-in you? Vo your friends | Bt Recossary to tell it in the exact = | peck eagle Pe | Wore h fit and be like to seo you come in the door? Do} \\) the polat. Ane they look up and say with pleasure, | don't story too long “Oh, there's Miss Blank! I wag afraid) Kather try to have it short aud And say it as if You haven't noticed them do- | Well, then, tc teresting to talk about or sometning | A person can be ways that it would take a book to tell about | is to make the most of every little, gift that you have. Let us begin) songs sung sympathetically and tn with the commonest of all gifts,/tune. It requires but little musical namely, conversation. You realize,; ability to be able to play an accom maybe, that you are not a very in-| pgniment on the guitar or banjo, ete, teresting talker and you envy { ¥ sometimes say that they de- |friend more gifted Ww you see|test games; as if the inabil people literally “hang on his words.”| joy an indoor game was a mark But the art of conversation can bo| superiority. Now, games are ¢ cultivated if one lacks it. ‘Take ajtainly not exhilarating as a steads keen interest in what is going on/diet. But we cannot ds yourself speaking the word in season as Odd Founding of Aix-!a Chapelle HE founding of Aix-la-Chapelle;that it should be Charles the Great of France was to a famous beauty of that time that when later she had the misfortune to sted upon carrying it around with arned Bishop, who had the foolishness of This monarch then confided to his adviser that he had heard from some that it was endowed within a ring that was set with a precious gem, ving this gem to her and she had ordered it if he possibly can, In fact, there are few obstacles, short of his your exelanation I own serious illness or that of some pre ahip member of his immediate family, yourself upon which are important cnough to afford | he him legitimate excuse for breaking an] ayy yy» ne : M. B." writ A young man and engagement Into which he has entered 7 intend to get married am soon ae of his own free will, A girl is justi-jcan get money enough tor fled in measuring a man's likelinoog Recently he has disappointed mo by of keeping faith in big things by tne {#!ling to call on his regular evenings, scruples he displays against breaking Hl8 excuse is that he is busy at his the smallest of his promises. And Pl” for making more money, I few girls will fall in love with a man fee! that it need not be carried to this whom they do nofeel that they can @Xtent, Am T right?" nuns Your poxtffon iy understandable, i ome Jout perhaps the young man cares ep “C, B." writes: “{ have been pay-|much for you that he is willing to ing attention to a young lady for over| sacrifice his present enjoyment of a year, Not long ago I left the town your society in order to have you the L received a letter from her suggesting each that our correspondence should end amiable settlement of Rowland Tor New Tork Hives Word) only ope te which you con be per © married couple's may somelimes be #* long a» tt remains empty © desire to sub-lease it nce of violets or attar of roses but afterward it requires the bim « real thrill lecules, the Zodiac, war, fried eel, ‘an think of nothing to realize that 4 man wants to marry engagement’ is caused by the awful ew; one man's idea of it is a yacht, a of champagne; while another's is pers, “original ein"; but every wite They are all just the old, eld aves, hb solid amusement. ugh to stick to it |snappy. Of course, the nature of the anecdote must be one to which no- body can object It t# not at all a bad plan to think over the plays one has scen recently, the good music one has heard or any- thing that has happened which is at all likely to interest strangers. After a while when to talk generalities has ne more or less a habit this pre- ry studying over what one shall a0 will, of course, not be necessary. | But for ‘the person who has not been gifted by nature with a glib tongue it will be found inv able practice for a while, It is not necessary to be talented in any way to have accomplishments that “are socially valuable, Simply make the most of any little talent you may happen to possess, Even an Indifferent voice can give real pleasure with a small repertoire of | be times and there are occa conversation lags and they provide an amusement greatly enjoyed by many people. Everybody likes the man who can take a hand at cards or at tennis or in whatever game his assistance is needed; and people ke him none the less even if he is not a very good player. The important point is his interest and cheerful willingness to do anything that will help entertain th compan: Ani thi is to be “socially valuable.” laced under her tongue tn death, so that the monarch could never forget her. Whereupon, hearing this, the Bishop did not be- jlieve him but determined to investl- gate; doing so he found the ring. Taking the ring from its hiding | place he placed it within his coat and waited to see what the result would be. The King, not knowing of the trane- fer, immediately felt a repulsive ab- horrence for the dead and or. dered it away to be burt His in- terests suddenly changed, and from now on he sought intellect companionship of the Bishop, manding his presence at all times, The Bishop, .knowing this interest had been caused by the ring, walk to a nearby lake and threw the rin; water. ‘ delgy this French King drawn to the spot, and even against his will spent many valuable hours gazing into the lake, ne leaving it for any length of time. When told what had become of the ring, and believing fully in the power that it held for him, he ordered that upon the lake his castle and church should be built, And this later be- , fame the nucleus of the town of Alxe *hapell Advice to Lovers because of some things that she had heard; accusations which I instantly disproved in a reply. I have not he ard from her sin What shall T \ do? .|Rooner for his wife. Tf you care for other you can work out an thie