The evening world. Newspaper, August 23, 1915, Page 12

—— { Home and Comic Page of ‘Sm wvausatti WOULD, Monday, August 23. 1915) ——— (> | oo FONTS 19Fs 1OREF FFT EFES 1G OF OF FORO FE 19 99944 FOS ORREIOT TOR 9 + 19 +0000 eeReeE TTT ea | a | | Be | Gio ps AB iS wi, & 4 2 SIRABP +. ont | MEADE ERE ODS EERE OES HG ROE DETER eee ORO e eRe ee HTT OO OR Oh Oe Fe ORR OROE OES e Hee “'S’MATTER, POP!” “ “ + —_ yw oe" 4 4 > \UNCLE St CAN TaLor fir WONT WICK OR a | ofeet Att SAY hd wry Rive wut STAND . iT wnow THE rin “i —— an WHERE And BEBE DUO ry 7 “7m Gomes To Tuy fe Doe a “Tia you ever run © a — es v “7 Net j ies aoa oon * i i , AT UAA | An ondeend cl © 1 eve uple in here 1 vir + chicken ranch ' an’ just raise bens. my head sorrowful. t another 1 it nream 108 Pree Penang Ce mY Bvaming Warns a FLOOEY AND AXEL—That “Ailment’’ Which Flooey Refers To Is Now Fully Explained! e "At that, another actor five feet ‘Hver hear of Golden he aske. ‘Never did, | - Gotry # {Waly comes from Ft cane — (wa! ~ AN THERE'S A DUCK Too! AY CAME Dowtt ne ; ne A ’ “Tuat's “THE FourTH HEN / THERE'S Two Gee, (T MusT BE SOME KIND ROAD SO FAST AY § ‘ eure? both eggotiats,’) {VE PASSED ON The ROAD ( MORE OF ‘em! OF AN AILMENT THAT MAKES ¥ P Golden Yellow!’ neers Hill-Top- SITTING IN THAT Postion! ——— ; ‘em po ‘THaT ! ‘Where d'ye get that sium ‘Hill-Tops!—ounk!' says if “You raise eggs like you q Topper. a “Ia that eo? comes Golden Yel- io ‘1 got @ rooster on my ranch that can act better'n you.’ 4 “‘Just a moment, gents!’ I says F. firmishiy. “Cut that out! You don't : do you? This is not no joint. No iE. actin’ an’, bein’ actors, aad prob'ly knows eges ut I'l #et the bouncer pretty well, onto you if you don't quit this violent tion on eggs.” “Well, sir, it slowed ‘om up. Just then in comes Pete, a big husky from the produce house, ‘Say,’ he says to mé, ‘toll the boss I'm goin’ w fetch Z him ten dosen more of them White- 7 ‘i hurat eggs, They're the best in the 2 market, Can't no eggs touch ‘em.’ “I'm ailent to see which of the ac- ; tora will contradictate, Pete, but, it By Thornton Fisher ? I asks, ‘Naw,’ he says. ‘hem eggs them theatrical rw Tope Ie Diese Publis Gat Va vente Workl) guys raises is punk. Them fell 1-CANT UNDERSTAND, -OH-OH- a dl fight ‘beable to play Hamlet, but Unninpie thee Wow vou ) TUT TUT CocroR, Oh-OW MN KEEP FANNING HIM, PN ADUCE IS WORTH ¥ thay aint he woot at omelette’ p Naver eeersgr Mou Pat FOR DEAR Ot ~— Miss KENS- HE'S $60, SoOVOU CWE ME 20 fe hey haven'tigot & WsNOWLEDSE- pocToR, |. , ie Recta cre’ cern trie rece| | \ JUST For Ter SHALL ) / UO TA heat On FEEL FANT! Soroewe te It BNg tO HAUS HAD ; by the alde door an’ the other by the aovice. — IT MIGHT HAVE Some (ce! neurece: oe ~ eYou certainly handled them right” Cost YOu "400, , YOUR ores oo @aid the newspaper man. leave those actors to me! % ‘em wantin’ to fight over a Well,” concluded Lucile, ; @ next in your ambitions, kid? How about lin’ @ slice of the beet a la leather?” > INTERVIEWING IRENE. , : 2 ~)=) @ Irene Franklin of “Hands Uy,” who y} ¢ ) La > : is to have stoliar honors thrust upon q : “ft her next season, interviewed herself "4 this department the other evening her dressing-room. In two min- she was due on the stage, Here's she did it: te my ambition? It's to be homebody. I have a fine, ing, non-drinking husband, ing married to me eight Rem oveo! 5 x ~ir- « 5g HE Ss —He Visits the Home of the “Three Bears” $ going to continue on ng as they'll let me? I wouldn't know what elf if I didn't have my Did I cultivate the queer catch voice? No. Didn't know it @ until two years ago when I ane, 3 ke 7] the &: &@ phono; . my hair uburn? Fon, indeed, Do I pa e 2 PEsa eeee gP ee Bit if a person. But, of course, you know 4 what she means. yi tend to se the Fa stage and cut up ‘ou'll ex~ ‘ior cuse mo, won't you? Thanks! I knew And the next moment she was sing- “All Wrong,” while the non- inking husband, Burt Green, was tickling the ivories. GOSSIP. George Hassell says that every time VANE ft. he makes love he breaks a collar “Falry Godmother Is a very long name to say Fairy told Gale and "Tom that thou; 7 At the Bears home, instead idge the ss x “ Wi ied, “4 ne bulla tl ay to sa airy Ne ih she cannof jears/ Thome, instead of porridge there was + q Fairy dear,” Goldie cried, “please take the bullet ety appearing in “Adeinide,"| | Every time; sometimes I'l just call you Fairy for | always be seen she is always near,.and would be sure | honey! ‘Tom was so surprised he most tumbled into anon EH home, Teen jumnine! and Soke from out Huge Bear's side."" Huge Bear became alive, David Bispham will play several| | ‘Phort," Golden Locks was saying when Tom tumbled | fo answer if called by name, She would not fail them. | the bowl! Bears love honey, you know. Golden | had a little gun whose bullets were made of tead, lead, | !appy to be with his dear ones as they were torbe with Weeks in vaudeville, ut of Ope-Eye World and landed beside her. “So | /'O Fairy, 1 wish to go to the Three Bears’ home and: } Locks loves it, too, So, taking the great, huge spoon | jeaq. was hunting near there, and had shot the bigggst | him. ‘Tom kissed his Mumsie and Dad good-morning Charles Hopkine has engaged Stuart Is Golden Locks a long name,” said he; “we shall have | have enough appetite to eat the Big Bears’ porridge!” f. the Great Huge Bo he a his grea 4 cl a ; a ave ¢ it a ig Bears’ porridge!’ of the Great Huge Bear, she ate up his great, huge aha tao oe OO, ilaes ‘0 call you Goldie for short,” said Goldie, . bowl of honey—every, bith , Elsie Mackay, Cyril Maude's lead- s Pe Rustralla Aug, 30, \°™ *°'*| Sout known scento artist who acd MARY DOANE’S SUCCESS—No. 19—She Observes “Order’’ Sales THILUBTRATED BY WILLD, JOHNSTON® By Betty Vincent and’was thankful that animals with guns never hunt ed quite dead, . ; 7 Dear, who now spear ; hei 6 Ora, dent, dead people as people do animals,—Continued fo-morrow,. Frances Pritchard ts nineteen years| Friday night, will be held this eve-| to-day, Going to be # party to-| ning. \ me on the Winter Garden stage, ‘The Vitagraph is to show J. Stuart O'Brien, an English (correct) | Bla film argument for pre- show girl in “The Blue Paradise,” is| paredness, “The Battle Cry of Peace," | to nave a part, to the Plattsburg soldiers to-mor- ‘Walker Whiteside wil! open his tour | row. in “The Ragyed Messenger” in Buf-| Victor Herbert will conduct the or- ~falo, Aug. 80, under John Cort's di-| chestra at the first performance of the rection. Blossom-Herbert opera “The Princess Funeral services for St, John Lewis, at the Cort Theatre, Atlantic —— to-night. ! produced by ee Marbury . Will open its agement at Maxine [sys Elliott's Theatre Labor Day, Ladies, if you wish to keep your Kellys on at the New Brighton The- atra you may. They have three rows for the use of thowe who would wear their hats while the show 4s going on. | ANSWER TO INQUIRY. FX Constant Reader—Address Frank | Mors ot H iN e | n ran p a Maree care of Heary Mil ler, New Amn | Having Begun the New Year with an Increased The next day a middle-aged woman asks M AAs soon as te customer’s Lack Ts fumed the sales Two Ways tater, However, the customer rétums Mary notes that at the end i] salary, Mary is nevertheless not content fo rest on her} nelghbor for book on poiical economy which woman glances at Mary with a shrug. “I'm not going | and asks for the book on political economy. She is | occasion of her thir of the week, on the i 't “carry.” "Can you order It for me?” i “ : 0 ‘d visit {0 the store, the custom FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, || ‘hievements. One day she hears a customer ask fon} store doesn't “carry nyo to bother to put an order through,” declares the girl. | told politely that It hasn't come in yet, but undoubt- | finally receives the book she desires. 4 Lg “What's the matter with the goat?” | P00 fot in stock, “Haven't got i," says the clerk | the woman asks, when she leas that she cannot get] "Well never see the woman again, and oss are nor } edly will be received soon, This ine the clerk does | ceecing seems poor aes ont AL ipl ai “He swallowed a tape-measure and | Ting away, indifferently, it at once, “Yes,"" the clerk admits, rather ungrar body, else wants the book," make out the order, ‘an Improvement—Contjnued fo-morrow, i el 1s dying by inches,” . J \ t i / , ® mraeecnniteirongninieonenrtmmstinttiemnntetnynt nn nag reteset A OL CC LCA CC LC CC At {