The evening world. Newspaper, August 9, 1915, Page 12

walk comedians?" Waitress in the small restauran the theatrical district, as the news Man took a seat at the counter. “Not often,” he replied. “I do an’ 1 hate ‘em,” she tontinued was one in here a while age asked Lucile, CLIFF - MULE -AUTO- Did THe FecLaH THAT “RUNS CAMP CURRY YELL IN YOUR BAR- OR WHAT THA t SAM HILL AILS You ° it was mighty hard for me to re- | frow svakin’ him with @ cus pie 1 can't ep they come in f of the pathevyai stutt ell, this guy om mper up for his fim Corbeti, the ex to @ regular play again nixed in statu cheap jokes ks. 1 like a lite waen I} says. ‘Yes,’ ie says, “Lt ought to be| &@ knock-out.’ “He looks ali around to see if any- got bit an’ then goes on ius play with a punch, | presume.’ 1! wen't cracked 4 smile. 1 gives him Bland look an’ says, ‘Oh, very weil it what brought you in here—a di | wg and out bum jokes or one to | @ little fuodt “F ly,’ he ‘L come in to eat, bul I'm in a y frame of mind Y two eggs, one fried on one side an’ one on the other. “Now, you know that's an old one, We get it about four times a in this food factory. | retires an’ iu the eggs. He's still in the frame of mind. ‘he says, ‘ever seo Fred Btone do that funny turkey-trot at the Globe?’ ‘I have,’ I replies super- x reat traveller, ain't the comedian. ‘Why trav- ‘He's a Globe trot- ter, “Gee, but I was 1 hands him @ look that would froze a normal man’ ten, friend, I Says, Tm here as « food dispenser, not as an audience for monologue try-outs. You let me requiem in or your friends will be walkin’ it the as rainy Fourth of July is to the own- of Luna Park,’ » “Aw, you can't take a joke,’ he ‘ell, you can,’ I replies. ‘You can take all them you just sprung— take ‘em out of here.’ “He shut up like a clam. You fieew, them kind, don't you? If I 't a” stopped him he'd a’ been re- tin’ ‘The Face on the Barroom r me in a minute or go, Well, peac! an’ cream, or Roc! Cantaloupe from Ohio? BO peaches left.” -OLIVER MOROBCO" Oliver Morosco' juction during bably be Lou \y-drama, H. been engaged for this play. is — for presentation here Let me have Here's YouR SHARE OF THE. DOUGH AXEL - SEE, YouR. ROLL (Ss THe Same SIZE. AS MINE ~AineT tT? | MISS KEYS, DID NOU WRITE THAT PUBLIC WaRNING FoR , SHEQIFE DUNCAN) LAST WEEK He WAUTs To. PasTe THEM UND HIS TERRTTORN OD | THOUGHT TRUST You TO Waite ir! aes | “So Long, Letty," book by Mr. Mo-~ and Elmer Harris and music by 4 Carroll, with Sidney Grant and jue to arrive part of Octo- ir. “Sadie, Love,” a three-act comedy Avery ‘Hopwood, and “The Song by the sfattons, will be seen in York this also. Marjorie the leading role | Another Hatton and Down,” will be | ys tan by Mr. Morosco early in De- and Dorothy | gs. Mr. Mo- ‘he Bird of TO ENLARGE WINTER GARDEN. The Messrs, Shubert have filed ap With: the Building Department ling for several additional stories the Winter Garden, The balcony it be enlarged and a gallery will be ip, More fifty and seventy-five it seats are needed. © “Nvbody Home re. de ty wive the players a v saurice Reynes clains he y ’ Vivienne Segal, the Philadel ja girl who made a hit in “The Biue ‘aradise.” The Aborns have a musical stock company at the Lyric, Bridgeport. In the cast are Forrest Huff, Killeen erties. Fritsi von Busing and George Bhields. \ Marie Dressler has finished acting for a film called “Tillie’s Tomato Ro- mance,” written by Acton Davies, It's six-reel comedy without a police- an, siphon, telephone or revolver it. Houdini, the “Handcuff King,” ants to Jolu the navy as an aviator. it present, however, appearing it the Palace matinees daily; line ms on the left An ambitious press agent positively ounces that on a certain V not long ago, Rose Ta, Vitacraph Company ed stockings and made a blue- . But has he the proof? BUG FOR MANN, has a new pet ug, and he keeps it in @ glass in his dressing room at the » Mr. Mann boarded the sub- jay at Ono Hundred and Thirty- h Street a Greummerwear ‘Tom tumbled from Ope-tye World ifito Bylow- land to find himself climbing put of the moat into which the Knave of Hearts caused both him and Simpie igs iy Seuiey, OS ‘rambled and were off a “jiffy” in searc loyal Coop and the hen inclosed therein, 7 hnaastadta fats and tae wat on MARY the actor's vest. Mr. Mann wea s0 thoroughly absorbed in--or r, Mr, Mann didn’t notice the bug till he was ready to leave the train at Forty-second Street. When he did see it he was delighted, “Lady bugs,are good luek,” he gaid. Very carefully he balanced the bug on his stomach all the way over to the Booth Theatre. Then’ he put it im the glass case. | ane Mann, you know, is @ beseball FOOLISHMENT, “T_ cannot sing the old-tim She warbled loud and hi “That's right—you cant,” § said, ANSWERS TO INQUIRIG. F. A. Schley—Charies Hopki: the Punch and Judy Theatre. nae REO-MAN MADRAS Bron 88 cunts E. 8, Travers—Address Clara Mor- ris at Whitestone, L. I. FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. On the day When Mary Vs {0 report Tor Ner new job as packer in a department store she pes ‘on the neatest, plainest dress she possesses—~a bi ” with whke collar and cuffs, She knows that is-the ! dress for her work. * ” YA KNOW THis CALIFORNY MOUNTAINEER WE 607 SUPPER AN’ RREANFAST, HORSE-FEED AN LODGIN EVENING WORLD, Monday. Aug (CPAPER, ITE Free Patong Gn (NT Brening Wort) FLOOEY AND AXEL-—Tiere’s Just One Thing Flooey Forgets—That Axel Can COUNT! ; CHEE HEE Hee! ~ HAD A HUNDRED DOLLAR BILL CHANGED INTO ONES AND WRAPPED ANOTHER HUNDRED DOLLAR BILL AROUND 'EM -- ~ NES. CHIES, | WRoTe LOOKIT THIS PUBLIC ie? ty @ND SENT IT Last TUESoeN! wARNIN' YOU WRIT FOR. \ ME- JEST LOOK wear MA O10, WILLNA! WHY, SHERIFE, WHAT 1S THE vMarTEer! Tt was 2 Tong way Trom tlie castle, th a Tield sun’ founded bya barp-wire fence. Trousers and rien and sleeves caug! tore as the boys, in great haste, scrambled aver the fence fora—=s nt eat Mase hi Simple Simon and Tumble Tom spied a gold- Sen egg at'the same fime. It had just been laid by the 'p! hen, ‘Together they stooped for it, She has fittle money to’spend, but she realizes that she will need a wholesome lunch. She arranges with her landlady for a packet of three sandwiches for 10 cents, to be given her in the morning of every work: ing day, lack frock Ny’ he crept up to her, salt in hand, and sprinkled a ected bit upon her tail in true Simple Simon fashion. When By felt the salt, Mrs. Hen fluffed her feathers and the salt She walks to work, although the stare is a mile away from where she lives. She believes carfare isa desirable economy, since she knows her health will be the better for a walk twice a day in the fresh air. MATTER! MATTER! READ IT. ( Hap’emM PASTED UP ALL OVER an’ TH’ WHOLE Dene COUNTY IS UPSOT QUER (T- READ IT! s (6 Copyrigh, 1915, Press Pubiifhing Co. (N.Y. veaing World.) ust 9° tT Wound Come By Thornton Fisher PUBLIC LUARNIUG! CHICKENS RUNNING WILD IW THE ROAD ANDO PRIVING AUTOS OVER IS MILES: AN HouR IS PROHIBITED IN THIS COUNTY. BY ORDER OF THE wpm eR 2042p0r-® we S74) y, Nix | lll cas Then Simpie sought to catch the hen itself. Stealth- was sprinkled into Simpie’s eyes. calling THE STORY OF A GIRL WHO “MADE GOOD” ILLUSTRATED BY WILL B, JOHNSTONE Mary arrives at the store half an hour before its opening, as she has been told to do, and an older girl is delegated to explain to. her the work. Mary listens carefully, resolving that the mstruction shall not be repea Q had happened and helped him ‘By Eleanor Schorer W\eA “”, ce Laity LLY Noanoe cheese cing Simpie crying bitterly, fom tumbled io The hen con, to join them in their search for the Pieman, alistfied, Tom gave her into Simpie's keep until VW returned to Bylowland, because his mumsie was him back to Ope-eye World. —Continued to- By Betty Vincent iS Prem Pucnarias Go, (Ny Brant saleswomen hand her and retuming “% 4 finds that getting along with her fellow-workers Mary works tusily, doing up the packages the She f is, important part of her job. “Her method