The evening world. Newspaper, August 4, 1915, Page 14

f THE EVENING . WORLD, Wednesday. August 4, 1915 Gime and Comic Page o GUAN AN BITE = ay a tawe uP! Fg Os aS anND c. ’ rps] : “sm RaAYER MDE DUDLEY “I am pleased to say,” remarked El- | ote Janis an sho stood in the lobby of || Fay the Globe Theatre, “that the modern YY @ances are holding sway in London | Te in spite of tho war. Even the pol- |p ere home on leave of absence are to | Ri be seen dancing in the cafes.” ‘ “Doing the war dance, possibly?” | By “No, no! They do the modern steps. ‘The fox trot is exceedingly popular over there. I myself introduced it to London.” “Bor “Yes, indeed! The soldiers all seem to Ganoe it alike.” “Must have a uniform method” “Yes—no, of course not! Quit that! ‘One eoldier told me he came to London i from the trenches for the express pur- 4 pose of dancing a Uttle. One doesn't see © many young men over there now. Their fathers, however, are do- aa ing all the latest ateps!” 4 “Bteptathers, an It were, eh?” FLOOEY AN “Oh, now, why don't you stop that? : ‘ 9 ATTER, POP?’ At sTHere 13 Yde instinct ‘Yee T3uDDING THAT ANTICIPATES INSTINCT IND FORE STALLS oF THE AND Searcees PIONEER Q M-M, SOMETHING TeLLs ~ ie MY LITTLE MAN KNOWS ERE We CAN Gey Some OveR RY Maa meat neasa oF THe CReen b LAST NIGHT D AXEL—The Great Struggle for the Possession of That “Grandfethers, eh?” “Bay, you're terrible.” “Now, Elsie,” said a voloe coming from behind the young woman. Tt was Mre. Janis, leaning againet | the wall, with her hand on her ear. DUNN WRITES A POEM. i E, Wallace Dunn remembered yes- x is, that Lila Rhodes, a niece of Jere J. Cohan, was having « Dirthday. Putting the “Out” sign on his office door, he sat down and wrote the following poem, right out of his head, and sent it to Mise Rhodes by Ii’p wot the years that count tm life, frat as way pou slong, 4 ER ‘Wine ons ens' omeet 7 i ros Se nt cal” ¥ ay Hy oe lenaghing ail the ~ Z ‘BA deo! Att Wo! ; —<— . BY WAY OF DIVERSION. & “The sewin' circle of our church,” [Coppriah!. 1918, Press Putsishing Ca_(H_¥. Brening World : ‘but He Didn't Say What He Meant! a a “ a By Thornton Fishe Seid Mire. Kara Vox, “don't luke to soe WELL ,WHAT ELSE (S THERE IW THIS OFFICE TO LAUGH ett never yet discovered what it is they're a for. I think the sewin’ circle, . can stop that senseless fight; q iJ ‘we do, our crowns above wil! a jest twice as bright.” i CORBETT WILL USE FiLms, Yt Bhs James J. Corbett will use a es = slowing himself eperr a” f; Corbett will appear as a young poi “Americanized” Englishman who ta) ‘ Bis brother's opponent in a race for a * @eat dn Parliament. at oy — 4 ee ems A BIG MELODRAMA. ; . ss ’ . o if Toten a ee The Drury Lane Company of Amer- re H H ii i ean re tex combaoed of the Meow Stake, |X OMBLE TOM—He and Simple Simon Have More Adventures While Searching for Something to Eat! we ery we ~ By El or Schorer iam A. Brady, F. Ray Comstock rs 5 = Morris Gest, has arranged to im- “ the big melodramatic London Success, “Stolen Orders,” for the Man- tan Opera House, beginning in mber. The play has 136 speak- parts. Arthur Collins will send entire London production here. MAY ENGAGE MARY SHAW. iG Emanuel Reicher, the German actor, { Ae “preparing for his next season's 4 ‘n effort is being made to have : Shaw join him in several pro- ‘The first bill will be “When the New Wine Blooms.” It will be used about Oct. 15. Mr, Reicher play three months in New York @od three months on tour. Four ‘Weeks will be spent in Chicago, GOSSIP, -Bidney Harris, globe trotter, is again op Broadway. jorence Malone ix doing film act- ; She says it is making her fat. * rice, the dancer, has invented a Taw — A coat which will startle ‘Cecil Lean @ song called “Tommy tumbled once again into Bylowland. tt “The Tune in the U, 8, re a F. surprised him not at all to find Simpie hut still, |S . Tommy’s tumbles they made @ great many mistakes eee cone ae gel siting beneath a cherry tree. “Why don't pitt of , and grumbled many grumbles, ‘The thing tat Tom seen to say tha Long, Letty,” these?” he asked. Simpie answered: “I red 1 now tumbled to when Simpie fished him out was they now Murosco musical piece, is in breast loves.them best. What would he do for daily 4 were “Jonahs” sure and that he'd rather seste blt'than ease Ts Lasky arrived in New York | [fare if they wore eatin by yours mez inne. tumble aay more, from Hollywood, Cal, core se film studios are locate: MARY Ned ‘Wayburn ars © house Aug. 14 with Frank Wiser, Austr o + ‘8 Hizh Life Girla. “Town Topics, 7 Sheenan, the tenor, te. to be i hast 1 Raymond, wh: nted in vaudoville by Alf 'T. Wil- “tune in tie theatrical pre For several scasons past he has _ neas, lo ge put ahead heading his own opera company, Alfred Do Manby and Bleanor m's Yo lo Theatre at No. 157 | Henry h Street has been | from Th Girl ‘They predict the ty i ever by the Columbia Amuse- Ment Company. It will open as a| war will close more London theatres, ee NO “HELLO, BROADWAY!” a8 & ad Quickwoop 8} ayit will'not be payed during te coming season, ye “ "Ie 1s go. closely associated with oi vA George M. Cohan ag an actor that | ‘ sott wouldn't do to stage tt without him,” r Marris, “George ls too busy wish we could use that pro- again, By leaving tt In tho use we're tying up $100,000." colar , | i rwar AY | a My") fd | i an FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. i eourag is RED-MANi “My dear young friend, if you'd Mary rises bright and early, resdlved to find work Buying several of the morning papers, she goes to | She ts sensible enouehi to sae onty those adver- The first question put to Ker By a young man in | 4. Te dA Hla eon ah ha eg ps 4 MADRAS \ give up wmoking and drinking you 8 soon as possible, She breakfasts in a small, clean | one of the benches reserved tor ladies in a neardy park | tisements for office workers in Yhich neither stenog- the first office she visits is: “What's your experience?” | 4 landindy asa pits By ‘This ste cme ta Ace Bron BS cewre might own that big building over |} unchroony where she is given oatmeal, ezgs, toast | and begins to look through the advertisements for | raphy nor typing is mentioned’ Feeling confident | She is dismissed at once when she is fourn! to have had 4 froe source of entertainment aint bisinuction, foe there some day.” | and coffee for 15 cents. She has not much money, | women workers. She turns first to office positions, | that she can do any other offic¢ work, she starts for | neither experience’ nor training, Nor does she fare morrlie’ the renews her tan for werk —(Cunlinmed TROY DEST PRODUCT 2. VOR Os it? but she knows she must have substantial food, although she has had no training for business one of the addresses mentioned., better elsewhere, To-morrow.) : “Well, er, no,” es “1 do,”