The evening world. Newspaper, June 25, 1915, Page 18

y » gleteph Brooks, im association with the Aiennrs, Shubert, bas imate Taylor Hoimes and company in the Comedy @ariy in the fall, there to re- a the season is over. It 1 After these will come a comedy the , adapted by an dramatist. Near the end the season will be produced, also, Stops to Conquer.” R @ FIELDS. It is not at all unlikely that Joo Weber and Lew Ficlds will be seen vaudeville in the near future. legotiations have been opened be- tween the time vaudeville in- terests, through a representative, and the two comedians. It is said the salary offered is $5,000 a week for the It bas been many years since weer & Fields appeared in vaude- ‘Qad the chance that they will re- field of endeavor is interest. The idea is play the big time vaude- houses. At any rate they are to devise a pian whereby the Vaudeville proposition can be ac- “cepted. THEY'RE UNDER COVER. Phil De Angeils, bill poster for Jobn and Oliver Morosco, has begun ne ing with his “sniping.” town, N. J., Phil has o playing In His ex i stock company of twenty-five new Bordentonia juding sal- te $202.43 8 ran in the Naturday ‘Evening | Ethel Clayton YOUR GOREEN FAVORITES PREGENTED EFAOM WEEK I've got good people,” repi! “but they don't want their toned.” +. OUR OWN MINSTRELS. Interiocutor—Ie your brother still s juctor, Mr. Bones? P. Bence was discharged, je ened to be a prisefighter.” “and it bl i they caugh im knocking | | jtor—Mr. Tambo, I hear friend, the aviator, took two % his aeroplane, Archibald Brighaote, » will sing the new Green Apples.” BROWN WAS Busy. ms mewn wes very busy up to,” said the girl her for Jank Welch in Brown gave her o glare. BY WAY or DIVERSION, jaret Anderson has been en- for a role in “Common Clay,” i. nergiols, has discarded wn oti ING WORLD'S NEW ILLUSTRATED MOVIB STORIES, FEATURIN LUBIN STAR Featured This Week in MONEY, MONEY, MONEY! THe CHINESE VEGETABLE MAN tow. i TELL WHETHER A CANTALOP! 's laa 4 in CHINA aa é Gee! Ive Bee WANTING TO KNOW “THAT; ALL MY FAULT M' Boy! \ FORGOT ‘To CALL hare PLEASE ACCEPT THIS MY APOLOGY - (T WONT HAPPEN AGAIN Ii! PRAUGH! THAT @INT INIT WITH WHET HE SAID TO ME — HER. ABOUT MY ILLUSTRIOUS ANCESTORS ANDO HE CHIRPS "MY, BUT YOUR. FaHiLy-TREE Has ei OevTAEM, 101%, Prose Publishing On . ¥. Brening Warne) |” Y WAS TELLING oh rs Three Didn’t Fall for Umpire Bobbie’s Decisions ! WORLD, Friday: Ju RBAL MOVIE STARS PART FIVE “mMOVIG STORIES” IEH- AN WHEN Iwas TELUN’ HER How | WON THE CHECKER TouRNaHENT, HE MELLS—"(F You know MW Gave WHY DoNTeHA Move!" T es we NOW ANYONE GOLD PLAIN SEE its & CASE OF— Theft we a EVENING wo Scena ete, erc,eTe AXEL WILL DEMONSTRATE AUTOS NEXT WEEK ‘e@ 28:-1915 ard talk back again. | ‘There is no truth bn the report that to renamet "for which L, Wolfe Gilbert was compos- ing the music, won't-bo produced uo- tii conditions improve John Mason pluy» tennis dally at Bayport, L. J. 1s greet fun for the natives who look on, How time does change things! ‘There's a sign ip the lobby cf the Palace reading: “Our Own Kiva Tanguay.” Joxophine Victor thinks the idealts- tic drama is soon return, How- ever, just yestesuay William Wood said he was going to put “Billy, the Kid" on the shelf after nine seasons. Mort H. Singer, out In Chicago, is trying to book a musical company of fifty or more ns to play three weeks at the Auditorium in Septem. ber for the benefit of the Chicago Police Fuad. E. ¥, Albee bas loaned his speod ‘acht Beaumere to the Poughkeepsie atta MANAgement to be used as the judges’ boat duri the races Monday. Mr. Albee will entertain aboard the Beaumere. A reunion of young women who bave appeared in Dilinghase jue~ x iat RCRA REN. $6 BY ER tions at the Globe since it was opened five years ago, ls to be held at that theatre Monday, lan Maclaren has been engaged by J.C. Willlamson, Ltd., to go to Aus- tralia and act in a group of Amert- s, including “On Trial” and o Lines.” He will sail from San Francisco July 6, Al Wall of Lansing, Mich., Is hav- ing a look at Broadway, Ten years ago he was a musical comedy com- pany manager and advance agent, but he finally reformed. Beatrice von Bruner will sail for London to-morrow to appear in “Tot night's the Night.” On her arrival there she will drop the "von" in or- red to make things more pleasant all around, WIT AND HUMOR, C. P. G. writes: “As thero will be no vacation for the players at the Winter Garden, the diviag girls havo asked the management to throw open the huge tank In the centre of the stage each morning in ordey chat they may wim.” FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, “Queer about a dog's lungs!” “s'mat Good Stories One Sense Not Under Con- trol. HE was a bride of leas than a year, S but she bad ber troubles and naturally made @ confidante of her mother, “My dear child,” said the mother, “if you would have neither eyes n en when your husband comes hom from the club you might be happier." “Perhaps 80," answered the ra wife with an alr of weariness; ut what am I to do with my noset’— Boston Transcript. A Matter of Habit. 18 appeal seemed so genuine that Mrs, Miller furnished the “down and out” applicant with a gen- erous meal, Bhe stood watching him for a mo- ment while the pity she felt for the | L poor unfortunate expressed itself in her motherly eyes, “Why do you stick out the middle finger of your right hand #o straight while you are eating " she queried, “Was it ever broken?” “No, ma’am,” answered the tramp, as he hungrily devoured the things set before him, “but during my hal- cyon days I wore a diamond ring on that finger, and old habits cling to one, you know."—Harper’s Magazine, —_—_——_——_ Correct Answer. A appointed to a Government place, Technically, it had to be held by a lawyer, which Casey was CANADIAN named Casey was not. The benchers of the Law Society, however, undertook to obviate the technicality, “Well, Casey,” said the examinor, “what do you know about law, any- way? “To tell the truth,” replied the can- didate, “I don't know a single thing. ‘The examiner reported in his af davit “that he had examined Mr, Casey as to his knowledge of the law, and, to fe best of his information and belief, he had answered the ques- that he had put to him correct- Rohl i ee ser ee on ee ne ee ee ly.” The aspirant was therefore ad- mitted —Law Notes. Dluminating Comparison. HE entered the department atore and complained about a lamp ahe had purchased, demanding that it be taken back. “What's the matter with madam?” “It bas all the faults of my hus- band, with none of his virtues” “Please explain yourself.” “Well, it has a good deal of brass about it, it is not remarkably bril- Mant, requires @ good deal of atten- tion, Is unsteady on its legs, flares up it, occasionally, is always out at bedtime smoke, Transcript. nt Live and Learn, W who had arrived at the hotel on the previous night, limped He did his best with the bacoa and tomatoes, but gave in at last, und and is bound to ITH a sleepy yawn the guest, tuto the dining room for breakfast. Went to leap an, sofa in @ enmper . “dhe of the room. When he woke he found the hotel proprietor standing nar, looking at him curiously. “Didn't you get enough sleep last night?” “Didn't I get enough sleep?” repeat- ed the other, sitting up siddenty as though ivanized into life. “Tell me one thing: what on earth do vou stuff your mattresses with in this place?” “stuff ‘em with? Why, the very best straw it is possible to get in the whole of this country!” “Ah, now I understan “Understand w! “Why, where t! that broke the cai an don Tit-Bits. The Truth. 66 18S BRADDON, the English M novelist, who has just died," said @ publisher, “mad 000 out of her books, her publisher's share being $1,500,000, “Miss Braddon's great success, she once told me, was due to her avoid. ance in her booke of truth. ‘Truth, she said, is the one thing the avera, novel reader doesn't want. For truth, you see, is unpleasant. /her point bye wite bus who asked her husband: ‘George, how uo you like the new ear Lap my pelr done?” , my dear,’ George began, ‘ow the truth’— ” ¥ tell “Stop right there, George,’ his wife interrupted, ‘Stop right wh are. When you begin like thar T doare want to hear you.'"—Washington Post. —_— Teacher Was Unfair. was little Howard's first term te school; in fact it was almost his first month as @ pupil, and one day he returned home wearing a discoun aged expression, His mother noticad the aad look of the jad and asked: “Why, what ls the trouble, Howayay Toy feoy, 99, beg ng cl . ay “I ain't going to school no more® replied the boy, starti from Hig mother ys : ing away “Why, dear, what Is ¢! anked the mother. he weal? *'Cause,” explained the boy, “tains no use mother, I can't learn to a One day I learn how to spell words, and then the next teacher gives us all new words, : dust keeps chaning them and that ain't no way to do, Dispateh. y