The evening world. Newspaper, May 27, 1915, Page 16

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You MASHER, By Helen Rowland Maht, WIS, by The Kren Wubiebiig Ox York Breniug Worbt) W casy, oh, my Daughter, for a fond wife to forgive her husband hia sins and his follies; but the “stained giass* attitude with which he REPENTETH, who can bear it? 1, while the merriment endureth, and the fun lasteth, a woman's pleadings are but NAGGING in her Beloved’s ears, and her tears serve only to wath away his love, Yet, behold, when the game Is over, and the bottle empty, and he hath wearled of the flirtation or the tinkling of the cabaret, his “con- sclence” (like unto his head) beginneth to ache, and he seeth the error of his ways, Then doth he return unto the straight and narrow path and seek his Beloved, but NOT with tears of repentance and meekness and humiliation, Nay, nay!® He cometh unto her with wreathed smiles and with bays and laurels upon his brow, saying: j “Look who's here! Behold, I have decided to be GOOD. “Kill the fatted pullet, Little One, and cover me with praises and kisses! Tork as Second-Class Mat | n)'For England and the Continent and ‘All Countries In the International Pos! St the Post-Office a Rates to The Evening _ World for the United States c and Cenads « $8 ey Tie New One Tear... One Month DLUME 55......ccsccsecccccsccccccccceeeses+ NO, 19,637 ONLY SLACK. HE dismissal of the charges against the four Public Service Commissioners of the First District surprises nobody. * Long ago the findings of the Thompson Investigating mittee and the attitude of the Governor made it plain that the investigation was meant to be much ado about something that come to nothing. ‘The committee's report was futile. tent, but hesitated even to sugest their removal. It found public servants in- The Gover- Ghat pat on a stern look when the accused came before him. The only Tae SHow N@* “For art thou not a LUCKY little woman?" ; he now finds substantiated is that they were slack in handling ABLE FoR UNCHAPERONED Your And lo, if she weloometh him not with open arms and fond embraces P's ints from the public. The only charge! GIRLS Social |and pats upon the head and shouts of “Hallelujah!” he is exceeding HURT. ty 7 REFERENCES} | Yea, he ts wroth! The record shows that the Commission has not been as efficient in matters of detail and In the handling of the regula tioa work devolving upon it as it should have been. The testimony of the Secretary and the Chief Clerk of the Commission shows that the handling of informa] complaints of citizens was left entirely to their charge, and that there was ¥ Bo general support or supervision given them by the Commis- — | Among the duties of the Commission enumerated in the Public Commissions Law of 1907 we find: “To regulate the conduct F. Management of common carriers; to hear and investigate com- In dismissing the charzes against Messrs. McCall, Cram, Williams Wood the Governor distinctly states: | is ‘The testimony taken by the Legislative Committee shows hat the efforts of the Commissioners’ subordinates to secure ‘action upon complaints regarding service on the lines of the Brooklyn Rapid Transit Company and the Interdorough Rapid ‘Transit Company were in many instances productive of no Satisfactory results. It is apparent that this was due, in part at least, to the fact that the Commissioners themselves did not Supervise the handling of these complaints and did not give to ‘he efforts of their sul the support that was necessary | If this was not negiect of duty, what was it? If this was not in- management of public business, what was it? | A private employer who paid a $15,000 salary for certain specified would get either the value of the service or anew man. Does For who {s so VIRTUOUS as a man that hath just decided to “reform? Who Is so patronizing a8 4 man that hath just swallowed a bromid¢é and emerged from a cold shower bath and 4s filled with morning-after resolutions? Therefore, {f she falleth not upon his neck with gratitude and rejolo ing, he covereth her with reproach, saying: “Go to! Thou art smaller than a boarding-house strawberry, and more | unresponsive than a pet clam, and the virtue of a GOOD man is wasted upon thee!" Alas, he cannot percelve that the female mind worketh not in jumps and starts Ike unto a restaurant clock, but goeth slowly and by a cir cultous route unto a conclusion, Yet, If she falleth down at his feet and anointeth them with her tears }and leadeth him back to the Throne Seat, he shall peradventure place his foot gracefully upon her ‘neck and leave it there all the days of | her life. And his deflections shall know no ending. } Verily, verily, | charge thee, let no damsel marry a man unto whom she cannot forgive all things under the sun, unto seven times seven times -yea, even his @AINTLINESS on the Morning After! | For FORGIVENESS Is the acid test of Love, | Selah. * Talks With My Parents. By a Child. Copyright, 1915, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World), 0 should have remembered it and kept NO, 2. away from UNCHAPERONED GIRL SPOONING WITH A CABARET ACQUAINTANCE BARBED WIRES. CHARGED WITH EvecTRICITY, WOMEN UNDER THIRTY FORBIDDEN Governor mean to tell us tit with public service it is different ? IN CARARETS ATHER spanked mo to-day. “There Is t deal in the way I really thought a lot more of /You plant an a in my head. You |nee, when I that new suit the . ee , Wireless and Uncle Sam's warships did good work tn res him for doing it. Idid not know he had the nerve. I provoked it, I idea 1 had in my mind was to muse it up. at is human nature. Now if father had seen through my idea, euing 279 passengers and sailors from two steamers in collision @@ Nantucket. Saving life with @ battleship is a welcome ‘anomaly theee days. BAGGAGE’ MUST BE VALUED. FTER next Wednesday vacationiste and others who take their trunks to the railway station must remember that they are | | got father mad clean through, and | that was what I started out to do. He had on a new suit of clothes and he was very proud, After supper he sat down to read the paper and I climbed on his lap. My fingers were sticky I'll admit, but that did not give him an excuse for getting mad, No one has un excuse for getting mad. In the first place, he had brought as he should, he would have blocked my desire by telling me, “Hands off!" He didn't—and 1 got spanked. We learn by experience, and 1 am xt time T try to get T shali find out the » so ned he spanks t where he wants to me and the jand dassent . If fathor wouldn't get mad I wouldn't try to tease him. Mr. Jarr, in Friendship’s Holy Name, Gets Into a New Batch of Trouble. es crackers are free. While you are reaching for a pickle you can |‘ an eke—hard-bolled ems are & The point ts to get father mad without getting spanked, It's lots of fun. oi not mertly travellers, butehippers as well. Beginning June 3, under the Cummins Act amending the Inter- Comnterce laws, all persons who check trunks on railway tickets state the value of the contents. For baggage valued upward of they niust take out insurance policies with the baggage-master at | of ten cents per $100, The railroads insist that only under me the candy, and If he had said to me when he gave it to me, “Son, do not get any of the candy on me,” I My Wife’s Husband The Jarr Family By Roy L. McCardell he's so lonesome I had to stick around’ with him to keep him from drinking.” Copgrighs, 1918, by The Prem Pubtiching (0, (The New York Kveniag Word cents aplece, but while the junch man 4 . n't looking you can slip one over.” circumsiances can they accept responsibility. They furthermore | G6 areeert . al ogre ane) & iforgus. t resp eo pe ieay with oe Wit, Wisdom that persons either under or over stating the worth of their Jarr of Jenking, the MT te eee ee aleinE | phellat” asked Jenkins and Philosophy By Dale Drummond ‘ will be guilty of misdemeanor angliable to go to jail! bookkeeper at the| dining room and into the parlor a eee INS 8 GUNN Re recceeniprmonnimennsesenes P rubiahing Co, (The New York Bruin Wartd) _ The excitement & catching « train at a modern terminal where ' ee sl enttas 0 Wie ay tet: a6 qa et rea ere Mr Jarre and the temporary ee ae ee pe: Late aie si wie i Be ie if to think I » be liewe eatin . } ad Upset @ peut coe n the v ” } PTE AL . cot from ticket office to baggage room and from baggage room then aba. Watondad vo oleh (lub witower went to the “oid Arm | KNOWLEDGE, By Lord Bacon Pa ili Se ho thoromghty platform, etc, are measured in half miles, is already quite | but was alwaye in « huery atch | They h thelr haah and Mr.| iakatt away ine wildness and © for some: Lor WAS @x- t CF ina (ve oy pewinner! par Darton i Jere) a K for the average citizen. A perspiring crowd of people on a 4 A) RG BOA Ow Lie dahle emmimmeanay, ais noel fulads, 1k iabsiacawap’auliaricoy es wars naar nese wight ne \4 * Tr . danein wi ‘ ee Morning, struggling to obtain ineurance papers for their baggage, . 7 spirit of bravado doing a triple, | temerity and inavlence by copious pier a ocdentent | Pital cane no that 1 did not get | tupmeation a f 4 diftic jrant, d p tot make ane on Jane be 8 cheerfu! sight for the man who arrives at the station with my And NERS me to take 76y 10) i 1 tea, ace ey fine ana is ys f sits if cep and went up ataire, Ff folt better] \ tote the first of Beptember to tell ’ ‘ " 1 tm getting my own | lunch hed Mr. Jar euill, they left the office early and | te equaint nd to WAl- grout leaving Jane when I saw ner! mo ah 4 comings home and when ehildren, trunks, no tickets and only five minutes to spare pachelor'e Mall We vid bee brotherly wet [eame uptown together, stopping |4nce reasons on both #006 Wl Gacmen with Grant cae ‘ad whan | expect | i id be newrly ‘Thus de commissioners and railroad officials in their cool, quiet! y¥ hunery for come: | wald Jenkine hither and thither on the way, turn back the frat offers and conceite gno was with Hemming Ae oe i ; wet hot of the wept of not ; mene ‘or the car, think up new kinds of regulation to intensify the delights of 4no much| “Th @ pretty time to get home, Shape glory to pt of nothing — 4 fn the window for an bour or think 1 have gottea fl " v nd me keeping dinner waiting!” but that which is examined and tried. wwy ginoking and thinking. Among Kh that summer But aside ~ ’ Mre Jare a" ip ie aver vale AAmntien & other things 1 thought of Hemming | {t wore Lor ipsa fests 4 ” « t le i _ \ r ie! . ° oo! of ly hen euuld ‘ola Brita able to her ’ ° of t ‘ a ae 2 wag? gen em for all things ure aduntreg 24 18n® Pd whe really care for} gy gut riding tlwouKh (he couBLey, a ome everd beers, but not ber waters “What dia th . + . 4 pickles |Jarr thickly ath nites Bosciagl PO ja | the fellow? It looked like it, gr why | taking Mine wilh me, She was | “You tnd ta = a a y are Hew OF ber! sould she refuse ome up with of the beaks Abe STILL HOPE. nig inal i ane le ja| te? K never thougist that whe slut pon har taking jfor eupper O Wh KF G A rt | have enjoyed having mo remain but occamton= MOUGH Gov, Whitman has signed the Direct Tax bill en a 1es row pa with her Aime let the people mt ae Se wleut levies $14,000,000 upon the Laxpayers of Greater New York = the reagon, belies and ae) HateT aay Sat yerand pale ¢ +\4 e b oa which le the bigheet her some att 1 when he w : Y ia ol pighest part of oe counts in its official household one defender who does t be By Sophie irene Loe § the man and giveth law to the wii with lier J q regretting leaving give op hope No” 0m the ap - ene s : steel, her, we the tine passed and she di aiiee Mover MeAneny calle the effort of the Governor's action |'*%,"*" Sn : ap 6 Hmm Pataieg ti. he Noe Tot Goming Wet Ss Gea obee end (tinmnl jovert artic Oho geod \echer, oh?’ sald MP ' ' weep: | wlement th 4 for bed just | Our lk when out riding wae short of s calamity” Mut he odd ‘ — . ‘ 4) ef im the te Nae abd ‘ * U vatlenta, and My fal) the (ruth of the arguments thet bere Geen presented — ° : ° ' wh . f Ot Alteny may be more cieeriy erpereat te + . ’ ’ a ‘ . ley ey ott) Ned relief through the intervention o) ase : 3 Aye bvaam ¢ ‘ ‘ ¥ om of toe Lewintature - “ ‘ were = t ” . t The tox cannot be collected for + Meane ' ° ’ y fo be porsiirle for thie ety to deciere { in tones that » - bad ‘ be os above party © lumperinge +. . 5 : ' . * . if ’ Phe Governor har listened bo he tessce ond elles of murine ond evwtas 7 . 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