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ne © are FSTARLISHED BY “JOSEP. PULITZER. : . Nos, 68 _— Deli Except Sunday, by the Prone Publishing Company, Noa, 68 to TLC BET You IT WONT! TD HATE To Na AN 2 RALPT PULITZER, President, $2, Park, Row. at ira 34 THE Sky SPOIL MY New M Josip PULATAAR: Jr Becreiaty, @ Park Row, ms Eve HNG A CLOUD IN S Sigae- “Hot HAT i IT.CAN'T q " AIN ~ iy Entered at the Port-Office at New Tork as Second-Cleas Matter. Uys WIND o Rates to The Evening, For England and the ent and Ph, ‘World for the United States Ail Countries tn the tetra onal we Wesr. 4 ponte Canada _ 8 , ++ -NO. 19,635 ++ $2.50] One Year... + .201One Month. THE OBSTACLE. T": President's proposal of an all-American entente, based upon honest commerce and interchange of service between this na- tion and the nations of South America, is timely and inspiring. Europe has smashed its peace and its commerce to smithereens. : This continent may well profit by the spectacle to unify itself yet more J} ttrongly in the interest of peaceful and prosperous trade. Opening the Pan-American Financia) Congress, at which eighteen” Latin-American countries are represented, the President outlined his * plan and added: “It would be a very great thing if the Americas could ae ces add to the distinction which they already wear, this of showing the ‘ way to peace, to permanent peace.” if ‘The ‘one obstacle? The President put his finger on it: | Lack of ships and established routes of trade. } & Isn’t it about time for the shipping interests that defeated the: Ship Purchase Bill last March to show us what they have done or mean to do to carry the trade of this country to the new foreign markets that ate waiting for it? The quick way, the simple way, the effective: way they would not have. | Are we to go on losing business for lack of ships until these’ gentiemen figure out some carrying monopoly that will insure them a maximum of profit? | / ccoeeeeatiinsnenmaamannmasasitasis, i GOV. WHITMAN'S CHOICE. | 2 G*: WHITMAN can leave for California with the comfortable | HAT ON feeling that he has made himself solid with the “boys.” That thin $3,000,000 slice shaved from the big appropri- ation pie will stint none of the faithful. Republicans hold their jobs. Most of them will have all the money the Legislature lavished on | them. Wherever the axe fell it mostly hit s Democrat or his depart-| ment. The $19,500,000 Direct Tax stands. M It may well be that the Governor squinted at the future and rf chose the gratitude of up-State bosses who are always tickled to have State money spent in their bailiwicks—particularly when New York City pays 70 per cent. of the total. Gratitude has been often defined as “a recognition of past favors and a lively sense of benefits to come.” In polities it works both wazs. A Republican National Convention will be along later. Con- 5 trol of delegates is the reward of the forehanded. Let the Governor make the most of his up-State popularity. He ¥ covhas-tummed his back on bis home city in » way it will not forget. § When Mr. Whitman went to Albany Greater New York was almost is ready to forget politics and support him as an all-around business re Executive. He will have nobody but himself to thank if this city | i comes to look upon him as a (e'iberate coddler of his party playing e for future points. d / a HOW MANY MORE? ITH the loosing of fresh volumes of “unutterable hate” Eu-| rope plunges deeper into its blood mire. From Vienna, with the aged Austrian Emperor's cry of “Perfidy!” come| ¢¢ Mr. Jarr “Sets His House in Order” In a Truly Whirlwind Fashion spilled, You knew about it. You let Tinem have the ink. The stain has been there two months.” “Yes, and nobody made any at- The Jarr Family By Comrrghs, 1016, Wy The Prem Pubtiching Oo. (The New York Hrening World) OOK at that cobweb; it's dis-, the buttons off and used them on the tempt to take it out. Why didn't srecetui!” said Mr. Jarr,’ children’s clothes," said Mra, Jarr| you try lemon or ammonia or some- 4a simply criminal. And a man can’t) make a faint protest but what he's abused and told to shut up and it's, Bone of hia business, I'm going out.” | “Well, be in a better humor when you come in,” said Mrs. Jarr, quietly. fay 28) 1915 i “eth the omnibus and howleth for an ash-tray; he scowleth at the dinner | meat; he {s particular concerning the ‘sup, and the lemon, and the melted sugar. a eer aoe Sayings of Mrs. Solomon . By Helen Rowland — Copyright, 1916, by ‘The Prese Publishing Co, (The New York Krening World). EARKEN unio me, my Daughter, for I charge thee, judge not @ man H by the way in which he treateth bis automobile, but by the way in \which he treateth a WAITER. For a motor car is a luxury, but a wife and a walter they are only @ necessity. Behold, one man shall enter a restaurant meekly; he accepteth the first table that is offered him; he smileth upon the omnibus; he saith “Thank you” unto the walter; he swalloweth his food without comment; his TIP runneth over! But another man entereth as one should say, “LOOK who's here!” He catcheth the eye of the captain and annihilateth him; he demandeth SIDE-table, near the window, and within hearing of the music; he dereth that the shade be drawn--and that the window be opened; he call- card. He sendeth away the oysters in contempt; soup is cold; he playeth with the fish. He testeth the fowl suspiciously with his fork; he demandeth Ware lad dressing. He calleth for the paprika, and the mustard, and the oil, _ the cat- he complaincth om the He growleth because the wine is too cold, or because it a too Warm, or because It is served too early, or beca' it is served too late. He covereth the tablecloth with his ashes; he burneth holes tm the napery with bis cigarette. He lingereth over his coffee; he smoketh three cigars while bis Hqueur walteth; he objecteth that his bill is wrong; he calleth the head-waiter; he demandeth to have speech with the proprietor; he threateneth the waiter; he glowereth at the omnibus. He summoneth the whole restaurant force to find his hat—and his coat—and his cane; he raiseth the roof. Yet, when he ariseth to depart, his TIP is lighter than a peroxide blond. Verily, verity, I say unto thee, when thou seeest such an one avoid him as thou wouldst a speeding automobile. For of such is the Kingdom of Bullies, and Bounders, and Dyspeptics. And all the days of her life his wife shall labor for him, and wait upon him, and fetch and carry and cater unto him in fear and trembling. And her reward shall be a pat on the head, and of the steak the tough- est portion, and of the salad the oldest leaves, and of the pudding the, burnt end. Selah! { Talks With My Parents By a Child. AM what you might call a pre- coclous child. And yet I am normal, except one hour per day, and at that cine I have the faculties of a grown per- son, It is just before I go to bad that I become a grown person. During one of these hours I looked over the books devoted to the care and bringing up of children, There were twenty of these books, and It took some time to read them. They were funny. Positively hu- morous. Every one treats the sub- ject from the standpoint of the au- thor. And the beat one of them, from my point of view, is written by an old maid. At least, the word “M| ap- pears before her name, and I assumo oh apse that the Italians who have gone to war “are so un- . : pointing to the corner of the) meekly. thing?” growled the man of the tg — ~~ wet ee honesty, that this war can be | gining room ceiling “Well, you put them back on again. | house. terrible.” The Italian Ambassador departs from Berlin with the Kai-| “Well, my dear, we are going to) I'm going to waar that shirt to-mor.| “I did try everything, but I couldn't ser's personal message to Victor Emmanuel voicing Germany's nger. give the room a cleaning to-morrow,” | row T haven't a decent thing to wear get it out,” said Mra. Jarr, “Its @ War now has its grip upon 462,000,000 human beings eleven | eye Mra. Jarr. and nobody pays any attention to my | cheap old rug, any 4 I'm going “It looks most unpieasant to me, clo nations, including Japan. If, as is almost certain, Roumania, Bal-)4n4 Til do some cleaning now,” maid) ea “0h Oies pon gaia and Greece enter the conflict, 17/ , 000,000 more will be added. | Mt Jerr. and be got the broom from | eos An hour later Mr. Jarr was aetill erguing with Mr. Rangle in Gus's place that ecciding, fault-finding wives drove mon io the saloon. And Mr. Rangie said he wondered what the country was coming to, any- way, with the women having their Wings and th “You are very careless with your My) | the kitehen. hee yourself,” remonstrated his| throw them out aad get new ones,” R Way Ho much, Holland, Switzerland and the peninsula nations—Spain and Portugal, |wite “You never brush them, you; *ald Mr. Jarr angrily, “And who| 7= a’ ae z P “e | “Walt til 1 pin o clean piece ef never hang up your coat, you never| Days for them? Who has to slave for i Norway and Sweden, Denmark—are the only portions of Europe that [Gath on the end of the brown,” your trousers the money, Mra, Jarr?” Wit, Wisdom #0 far escape the engulfing wave of blood and hatred jena Mra. Jarr of my things all! “You furnish the money, I suppose, dont hey ar ure? The nevtralit distress yourself!” | +, else «© after! said Mre Jarr mildly. “Whe e And who will say they are sec’ ¢ neutrality of Holland Be. F Mr. Jerr. “I bmow what I'm (hem Jed Mr. Jarr. “I'm wear-| should?" ‘ an@ Switzerland might ot any moment be violated. W.th every new | dving!” to saying, he brushed 4 ing « how with holes in them!” This Was a poser for Mr Jarr, who A PICTURE OF SOCIBTY, contestant neutrality faces fresh risks, Neutral commerce must fret the cobweb, and the broom made a “You are hard upon your socks,| only grunted . fy tes bo Girt; mary on the coming “Now yo have done it at new barriers, Sooner or later national ambition or national pre > aes bine _ replied Mre Jarr “Mut youll “Come, now,” aid Mrs. Jarr, “you HAT in (he world for the world ered Mr nd esution may bring even the peaceful to strike. Hatred is born on & Jarr, “1 told you to put & eloih on Spice ype . am * the matter with thomeeives who love it, When the time comes to redraw the map of Kurope it will be the aie a ri peas —_ ee [Paneing the table, “I tel) you the | to step from 17 fighters who will gather to the task. Uflective voice in that all-im- soi od Celi oy Ban . ot e Children wasle and carelessness in this house ‘The world—\! 1s an everiasting ser. portent council seems now to depend upon grasping « sword and said Mr. Jerr “And what's the par ee : Coupe the day, What wonder, then, if yet other nations feel they io" “Mi Aeing I ihe dining-roun? Yes terd ay’ s Girls * We kine one's fetlore and love @ more to gain or lene to lose bry taking wider? one's slavery 8 and lovme ehabl 0 " The world? it ia a dusly roued of By Sophie Irene Loeb ye Hi Fre the ghaie ia.” Mere of le partinans the most its From Sharp Wits ne ghair 10." Ms Gamorm, W018, ty Tho Poms Pomming ta, fio hee tod occas eee th ciig oruieans (he mast fhe ie & dering phuwarapber we be, wo aere cor fare fhe permite = pen vince tor he aor 66 KIA, might we echo the | rimouial partwership by ada, Rutetsl pervianitios, A © Womens puture wiibow! | band ‘ain bien out of lon Cowie way!” growied My Jerr tefrain, “Where ore the o | Re, ‘itsany” fourial ° Toiede Mase 8 wenigytlyoid ie eae wives of yeoterdey wi wut how ihe other bait of view in tolh and 4 Jaree — 2 ee ‘ brea” 90 ae Wane eben ‘ 1° oo Ome noes, ie eport liv ye potter than | MAGe Before, although » the ‘ver pow furies and ie eeprives; ite “ os News enough We O04 few ow om of) sotions anhey by the epyur oan of matrimony, be Me Moreie aid (he ovabariety of ta rite tellers thet te owt iw Them & ond whe euffered mucn im | Srntimente: He orvenina) tor ot least one whee marries now the They reumined » oe the growed ai ae » awaken in puceession tn] * My Wife’s Husband By Dale Drummond that any one who is old enough t» write a book on children is certainly yung maid. I am going to write a book mysel’. Day by day I am going to have a taik with my parents. It would not do fur me to write the book when I grow up, for then I might forget, as th» other twenty writers have. They for- got they were ever children. f can‘ forget. I wish I could. qt ems that It is necessary wher writing a book to state what your purpose is, Mine is to try to talk to my parents so that they will under stand me. I understand them, They understand me, or they woul buy books about bringing me up. My hour is up! (To Be Continued.) no not Coprpight, 1916, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Drening World), CHAPTER XLVI. ATURDAY dawned, bright and lovely, with @ cool breeze atirring = most refreshing. ken until ) and m: Jong nigh: loop had rested me; so that when Dorothy proposed a@ litte outing up the lake J made Bo objec- tions, Grant had ordered luncheon put up for nd we were going to pienic up the lake @ bit and remain out until) about 4 o'clock. Jane proposed we ask Mr. and Mra. Prentice-—the Hemmings bad not yet arrived, for which | was thankful, I was pleased « had greauy tm- th, und her busband professional anity by bing her improvement entirely Wo my treawment of the case, it wus aboul 19 o'clock when we Al Ue dock we found ch walling for ue, and about a6 hours ride we went a very enjoyable day; & just ied in with my movd, After Greet ond Dorothy we bul the feet ef we io ne vUreelves con ushivons and rugs from the isuneh, We talked for & take me when | wanened th vrer an hour i hed wept 7 eommining Look nee ie the corner from ony wlmoe tor eoperaliy the Boor Teves we the dt Gere the tuidrom come etole, while moving only those ee ehh only ahow © and dress out Pe Ol to Tee bmg Oe The (ate HW vreriow - me Lae ase ahd ommmun need bee Ged wore “rent ene eke penewuger ewewlew G66 RY wnt lat ouraes | oe ename thet one oan * men bul o tus wots Keen den Wee BY eureery the rich peoples — 3 pubaiatine be wuiy sale when wheed These euige should hove teow | WMte alee are they Ww pinay the niga ie oo 11ty Ob (ht Onin wkd thet Marke panied wren berier ye many of sreenie ~h the when to iniicwle (helt em lm. 1 dew! core where (ney pay « . oa) oper uso of thie they can ie wade wo vol (mings away | vou believe, Mr. Boake ~ Be 4 whee the, breugh with them |" why ree oft @ bewke 8 inking 9, norm the taht to te teeiieniin M6 +HheT wate) winery the ‘~ after fre wreriding % The queetive tor tht enmporiation of the posers Ai This seems to me in te the on) war we ered farther i Ad me 704 Coulde’\ weer that wine fart any more becnuee wae We gets cule efter that @ euch ae nnd eiwore feel My in omni in the neck for you, ond 0, Whe merring the o © ebeus wore ul, anyway, beh ow slong Ww renee reece wileoivees 5 etl make ne mort objet about 8 ve ture tip 1 felt frowher, aw thea | bad since the iplense bot . | weather begen De we reached our foume, Jane ve warned ‘how thet you 't home thet ¥ wally be wvereume Sag gy subeyer, while | ovtning fo hope for|s 4s oom. fies Oe OO) re ma merntee os te HAMM thet ‘leis hae where 01 hel pinsess, Vienees nev ” Sane returned i, Oe long ae Mise Mewar « tt the thing to deb eupe | § mode se foply sorry thet I hed ed ena Sie ow 1 © there 4 they wish they coud demise ives he World which they prefer hove and oli the prom. re | Soe mba that was/ fort. I did not Py mentioned Miss Roane, as Jane's tone showed only too plainly that she had , neither forgiven nor forgotten Misu/ + Reese's care for my personal aah I dressed, however, and just as nes Dorothy came in. Bully for you. Jane! I'm glad y: finally persuaded Geo: family credit. You George, Stand up eo I can you Don't give me the credit, Dot,” Jane said pleasantly, but with « touch of sarcasm that only I - nized. “Mise Reese gore ‘peskes nis or he wouldn't have had bis evening geen ee “Bully for Mig Reese then! t care who dre doll ape it te dressed!” my Nisha, winter, re time, then | fell asleep, ond Jane told | h enw him sitting oe table adsoi “Aren't you gina ad whispered Dorothy, gher peo had spoken to ue all (but held Jamee ' ane 1 hought, longer than Reces- © dinner my, where us Mt wromed dane ” commenced at Oa Heiwinn and dane Aire! dunne Womethar, white ie e4! out with me noe Jone come lo ue ond 1 Aatioved weit ws ret thet gow nor dor the bento eed they “Y, |, ewmnina ania t nu much Ot 4 eohow it See oe & (A Mes pret A a Suey 1 om toe ed whee fam think of 4) “Prem ont thine 1 a het Baas i oe 3700 Bving 0 dunce tormigt ptt ‘4 Aenee, Doster