The evening world. Newspaper, May 17, 1915, Page 14

Home | After leaving Sool, to help support my widowed mother, | ootaned employment as cash girl tn a large tment store My wages were BS a week, but | satisfied myself with the hopes of making better prog yess lates on, vita down ih How dy, Mone” 1 , ate ine e ve Kir diver \ ya dat awry ‘ 1 ’ 1 e PoP! 7 THe PORTER SLIPPED i happens. 0 Of its Course niet bw hap What for? drop another shouts: The and Comic Page “el of EVENING WORLD, From Co T Monday. Buyer ” Some tune later | became discouraged with ! tod " Atter a tew years, many girls h wnall prospects of an opportunity ® make 9 | Noa salestady | always todo my work as well a aa ul a jeckded Wo a1k my enaan for a ponition as sales | tnvate particular point to always be J POMtion® and tel girls eres . fo my delight the request was granted and f began . y neat anal tidy, and to make | Plase i" rs hg eval ick Ng My carees as a salestady the following day Ihe best Muoty the customers. several promotions, had ecome head sult department, ag SEIU WHAT SEEMS Ter ite - MAIN \ Die FicuLTY [ue Buddy Courp / GIT_AWAY wet} MORE THAN ONE jor HIS StHoES AT) THE SOME ONE! CARRIED OFF Po?'s SHOES hem Aunt frgines hav stop ‘' FLOOEY AND AXEL—Axel May Love Honor and Dough, but He Loves “‘Eats’’ More! we RY we nome os rot an S te's See. vor wine s sure! {T 1S To BE COACH FoR THE GIANTS ? Now USE YER BASEBALL BRAINS An’ to “Which exe MAKE Good! ‘THANK Of fand on hie d =a You sea, kid, it was a THe. FAME AN‘ THE me being neutro Joy a few minutes of p —— You. Grae @on't happen along Auto salesman grows red in the ff, ‘The other customers are all laug ine “'T believe he meant to do this! sings out the aute man. ‘Did you? 1 lowers my voice. ‘Tell him about yer ambition to be a jumgler’ T saves “It was an accident, says Mons ‘To was just showing the little lady here that I missed my calling’ “Well, miss me hereafter,’ says the bald one. Everyt. fa the place howls in glee. Mons can't stand it fo he beats it for the grea doors, Right there along ¢ for “Who's going to them he asks lonest, I'm Pay Jumfounded ‘You met me, I save. Then TE point at the auto man. This went busted one of them.’ I says. ‘Maybe he'll pay! @ Twill tike Helena, Montana,’ the auto man. The boss says Mors. pay the neat time he com and after that the place quiets “Three cood exes wasted, eh)? the newspaper man's coun “Not on your fife went into the salad,” replied Lav * “What kind of a “Now don't be that way, kid. Fee and potato salat, of course! You Just et some, didn't yout BY WAY OF DIVERSION. Togs re iain HONORING AL SANDERS. One hundred and twenty-five friends . B t well-known newspaper man wine agent, Al Sanders, gath- area at the Friars Club last night to hear his past uncovered by a coterie ef allvery tongued orators. ‘The oc- casion Was a dinner given in honor of Mr, Sanders. The speakers were John J. Gleason, Bert Foibelman, . Haves, Max D. 8 and Loney Haskell.” The revelations they made must be passed over here, but nm by Au Lsery Bartlett, a young instructor in a college in New York City, accepts an attractive offer to enter the buiness work. His first act is to shave off his Van dyke beard and mustache which, in his college work, he had worn to give him an appearance ot greater age and dignity, & poem, said to have been writ Ralph Trier, may be printed right, then-—let's have th Supt ture mW m | — OFFICIALS VISIT FUND HOME. . N aossi. The President and Board of Trus Frances Mot ath has Jot tees of the Actors’ Fund made their Empire Players, Syracuse, as le annual visit to the laation's baer home on Staten Isl yesterday » Goetal wit direct the vig) to MtoR in for in the party Were Dar ‘ Madison Square Gar-|! Those Frobman, Mr. and Mrs. J ten fila show WONRenennererenees ah MAIAM LACKAYE, the piayer, Beet the thinks Qrismer, Mr. and Mis. FP. Mackay Frank Daniels i# acting ine picture speiaagd WOSROR VENA NEN \ , " ‘ inv stickier for co Fug: | oo it a hovel. Washington oD, Sir,and Mrs, William Harris, Ewin yy) Mary Roberts re valled Willie’s Doubts. vo ; sh on and off tho stage, and] Cy Terald D. Miner, Mr, and Mrs. Walter Vin- “Whar Happened to Father.” “Hands Up!" t » wen avery tall wihndon 1 he nev ses AN OF » put aNNN.....ctgem cont, ) i Mead ia HM. H. Bragce's pub-| ‘Tho chorus girls in the Lew Ke sca fig 2 eS NY ie ri eaumectiqunlaney ye ES : . $e and dre, Milton Nobles, James icity sdisseminator at present, —K a&| Hehivan Shww at the Columbla are a Ane-looking man, while his By \ ARN the erring on the right h shle He Could Hear That. RED Mra. 6.6. Wilkenning. vik Hi ine | Weil 1s Robeyinooni the, Bo a donk callod’ SFtvtwe tain a AMS ean ne ; . Lackaye walked CHINAMAN was brought before le Smith. J. J. Arn r, Miss Arm. Q Li . . 4 sald ay needa nuaAn's Canad ¢ a reee etana’ “bisatey me t ana ; iis mn That ettled It. pean at 4 SER RINRS: Friedman, Mrs. $. 1 qrihrodore Kosloff of the Imperial | “Stun wo Bahar vant ti va slight ' ! Pemmens Made 68. aadr io ee |ahow.” Jack, Mason will put on the of Avery " ‘ 4 the any at | Taov's Haar Pucca: pues ‘. ‘ a « anne de na ti Ny a Was " h 1 provide: i zg ty Hamilton is golng back 4 of the rehearsals on ; : A SIDE-STEPPER, he press axenting Dunitess, Coney] (hae mngaged are Frances Demnrect him . 1s, and —_—— Bald his bride: “George, I've learned Island will bo te acene of hiv woe | June Bividee, Krneat tare ant i 1 P seriousty one W nuded hin . RIPWOOD Walk one claply a heavutui’s Uyivies, “a ew and Hrazil, After this week "Maid in for a few minutos, thon said: "Mame, ‘The d KUL tereer und fercer. rhe c ' be Meta eve Te Ue ye | gtoruity, Donnelly way not appear! America” will go on tour Bia, what in E i hey Was papa | ‘ et to tire the stews His Demonstration, hot und =. ys replied i it ie eal ite a question uf baal = jeg te ML SR £ at OF BOS OTROE ABH emis be 1. WROWN had just had a teres | PRE with him, —— Pon's thing type « hulin FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE “Made inU.S. A.” Ven, without warning, the steward phone put in connecting ble! Honor ly offiger who | “itt Crawford, who has ». She (as they ait in the parlor)- q ~S A, . nentaie Cink A nes \ mee Hr rf y whe | GOT AWAY WITH No. 9 pulomoiia: Saye he wonheballoratie Warturn BUF He HEN, Genet, law at oe We A rhe SURLeO LORE Suess | office and house, and was very gr ee “Sih Oks The band boys did at thelear is all the dealer promised unteas! ; DB One Seotainen | He Ay a momber of {Much pleased with tt ' VW had given him! theatre last nig played he is urrested for speeding, Why not? Ware walking in the hig i hed a walt “LE tell you the te one isa WON? Joave the offic approached — the 9 Number $ in the without a| The Messrs, Shubert will gtage two He--I_ bought some stock in the and the Scot produced a famous } whores tho steward” derful thing, T want you to diue4/ith) Chinaman and shouted in his ear: Qhrd5ets, Elton mew plays in Philadelphia» ‘to-night. electric light company to-day. @eno. When the echo returned clearly Me ain't here," re ist the walter, me this evening, and I will a. ity “Say you, with the teakettlc face, of Moarts eB Ob the Day fcc tats. AY SIGNAL DAS GUY? AY TANK HE BETTER HIT YUN BUNT = All Rights Reserved Mustrated by FERD rent inh Rid of the necessit he finds that he even he had been in the For a day or two he finds friends’ failure to recognize him for constant reading and study, can dispense with the eyegla: habit of wearing, ANUS tg a lover ot Iy trip onan ie NIN! are aboint Lirtaee ve glances te veal the mai He begins to feel s times tur on him, hun with dh peculiar intensity, Aad “Pind geO@eneeeeeseeeeeeeesesessess tee ‘ ‘ the y (iood Stories : .... 7 nerville intends “As She Is Spoke.’ Mes May saleslady 1T BANE \ HER HAT - HER voice! THE EVENING WORLD'S “MOVIE STORY” COMPLETE EACH WEEK sea his cust a Ath 1915 By Florence Farrelf 17. —1I Many customers whom Thad always pleased and stiofied wouk! oftefl ask the manager to call me that Fmiht wart apon them. Thos pleased him and one car Liter the owner informat me Twas to be suit buyer of my department and receive 4 substantial raise an the T = SMaTTER = | ae — AY KNow VUN FINE ' (New PLACE For Eats! G. LONG a At the office, Happening to thrust his Rand in his pocket, his tingers encounter something which he draws forth, {tis a of lemon rind. Wondering where it came from, he gives at it, litte dreaming .or ghiticance or the (rouble for hin that it port —Continwed to-morrow. Rorretts * Speaking | can't you anything? You've My friend 8% to pay a ; evening.” | "You're a "cried the China- ; sten and | man, forgetting himself in his ra cea comes back.” | “It's only $1 Youth's Companion. Brown's reply came back with