The evening world. Newspaper, May 14, 1915, Page 26

rm The Evening World Daily Magazine. Friday. May qe EGhiay Giortd. TAN BT Jorn POLI rere Pvvtiones Metiy Mavept Munday Ny soe Neves Pomiantee ¢ * hee Vere nalen re Pretitent_ () Pee how 7 an soma + Patered Ot the Poot Ofthe Cawery ies feo te The br Wertd for the Uotiet end Canad One Tear Ove Month VOLUME 65 ’ “THE NOTE TO GERMANY. ITH eal never falters, the | ft © mat Bince it chant vessel, to make ! nye passeng Manifeatiy eubmarte t be even men, ae the | violation of many rar Vf the German u f the nght of Americ them 6 “ay p citizens to tray ‘ ert t upon the high sea n it t ‘ k " 1) must ay With confidence the ite utterance. With to stand by a message the igs and et how nuahe it forever memorable among The country from war by taking bach still hopes to see “German influence cnpage and humanity.” But combatants and neutrals and humane practice we assert and defend pr ened world does not yet mean to see dishonored and trodden under foot by any nation whatsoever We do not look for war as a Tf war comes it will have been thrust upon us by a policy of deli erate outrage which we can only regard as fixed We do not believe Germany #0 mad as to believe that she can forbid all mankind to question her acts, however barbarous she sees fit to make them Great powers which hold to civilized standards are now at grips with her. It may well be that long before this nation could be forced to lift a hand. they will have taught the needed lesson Whatever happens, we are not ¢ 1, If Germany complies with our requirements, expressed with a pationce and consideration which even ehe must recognize, we will do our best to help her steady her course. If she refuses, friend, We treat with | her no further. | Our first duty must then be to protect our citizens from her ruth. | less hand. What more is forced upon us we will meet as it comes. oo tenfold fid j 1 now neither # wa threats 4 1 rink -war as waged red nat V" thts of non ny lV Nivea s ordinary rales of mereiful It also resy done In protesting against grave injury us ciples of human conduct which the enlight sonsequence of the stand we take Comptroller Prendergast sends a dozen of the city's finance experts to Albany to help justify State extravagance that is going to cost Greater New York $14,000,000 {n direct taxation. The city’s taxpayers are expected to pay their ows employees to help pile taxes on the city’s five boroughs There are some queer notions of civic duty and loyalty in | Father Knickerbocker’s official household, HAPPY VENEZUELA. 0 GUNS, no revolutions. Unable to pursue its favorite pastime, South America has turned to business Our Minister to Venezuela reports that, since Europe's insatiable demand for ammunition makes prices prohibitive, Vene zuela has postponed its fifty-third revolution until the cost of shoot- ing goes down. Meanwhile it kills time by boosting its industr Our present trade with Venezuela amounts to 825,000,000, Tt) could easily be doubled, Minister MeGoodwin assures us. Maybe it will be if we get around to it. The Venezuelans are most friendly toward this country and full of gratitude because a West Pointer has slicked up their army for them. A busy and secluded nation with a model army but no powder or bullets must be a happy spot just now. a For five years Greater New York has been sure that it ought to have a new fire alarm system, Acting Mayor Me- Aneny's announcement that the city ix to spend $991,000 oF first class, modern installation is not likely to raise the © of economy. If anything were to happen to the present worn out alarm wires that are stru ali roofs, “L" tracks or anything else handy, the consequen might far more costly. Lay the new cables, Also redouble the campaign against the carelessness for which New York householders and tenants are notorious. ‘Too many fires in this town are erl: The most profitable use fo: million dollar fire alarm system is to keep it an idle as possible +4 Begins to look as if we m shares into swords! Venezuela is in nck at have te forge our plough- Hits From Sharp Wits Tne man who the cute things his baby say there ts a place for that's due to the fa hangs his hat on th he hast habs MMCOR Lincoln in t fropt ws deiphia Telegraph . b bd ois th Lots of men a satisfied to follow the crowd, no matter which way It than ten going. ee wp Tolling others about t ‘The person who ix reduced to to remember one’s ances f claiming that the w Blade. um a living usually in bis account is ove ee ¢@ Nashvy Query, have a grievan many: To the FAitor of The Brening World for the Is it possible there were no Italians, AUR net heh th Swedes, Danes, Hollatters or Nor- po erie ese wegians aboard the Lusitania when y of thelr eltis ns were she sank? It ls practically certain ‘ip-wnteh they were? that one or more representatives of don’t we hear of one or more of these nations must] Italy er Sweden or the others com. , have been aboard. Now, it has been | plaining to Germ r talking. thi wisely pointed out that it Is not the | possibilities of a clash with h numbers of Americans killed that! Sp up, readers, Who Knows the | matters, but the fact that any Ame cans at all were killed under those Gistreasing conditions. Well, if wo answer? Lt confess I don't, Wyckoff, N, J. P. CLAIVERAS, |! You Never Can Tel] «mh. Quik FRIEND: \ ToMAve t Fee Din Dow \ SURE Wey NOT / WE wi, ALWATS ( BE Frenos \ GET ouT oF My { , GeRDEN Go BACK Ta ‘Your | } Ss KEEP YouR CHICKENS Away FROM MY YARD AND Don'T By Roy L. ne $Y ake the matter with you?” | asked Mr, Jarr, He had been speaking about things iu general, but he noticed that Mra, Jarr was allent. ore's nothing the matter with aid Mrs, Jarr in a tone of voice indicated that there was a great deal the matter with her. Mr, Jarr searched his soul to re- member any recont deadly sin; then he reflected back, endeavoring to krasp some act of commission or omission that might be occasion for cold silences on Mrs, Jarr's Had Mrs, Jarr heard anything? Had any jetter, that might be mis- constracd to make trouble, fallen in advertently into her hands? It would not be fair to say whether | or not Mr. Jarr had done anything | wrong. If ho bad, Ne at least felt) pretty safe in taking the stand that | Mrs. Jarr hadn't found it out, So he simply Kave @ snort of indignant in- jury and said: very well, then, if that's the * going to act!" and walked room and out of the door and dowa to business without kissing Mrs. Jare goodby or being asked the Wsual question as to whether he'd ho late for dinner or not He returned home all in good time and let himself in quletly and sat Jown in the front room to read the| papers, But ‘the thoughts of the! wrongs and injuries he endured es between him and the news of ay | it! he thought to him- frowning brow, “What} the women, anyway? I *t done a thing exeept work like a dog and turn over all the money 1} make. And all the thanks [ get is that nobody speaks to me in my own house!"—the fact that his litte boy ig at the papers, asking to the funny sheet and wanting to know if he could go to see the movies, not at all altering this view Neither was it altered when his little ‘irl came in and asked him to put ihe hair and one leg back on her dolk | “Why, when did you come home?” asked Mrs, Jarr, hearing the voices of the children and looking in, "What do you car n I came in or if L ever come in?” asked Mr, Jarre morosely, these part "Oh, Dog gone wolf, will Kota into have | “Why, what ever is the matter with you?" asked his good lady in surprise. “Anything gone wrong at! ithe oth “Aw, you leave me alone!” sna. Jarr, a “You know what's the mat- OWN “YARD The Jarr Family weer eee eee Copyright, 1018, by The Prese Publishing Co, (The New | Appomattox. tured the supply trains on which the f Grant had come up with the main F KEEP Your Dow Away FROM My YARD AND Don't Botner ewe THovT GET OUT oF My FLOWERS Go BACK To Your. OWN YARD Se ) MY CHICKRE ns| You, MuT ! McCardell! rk Hivening World), Mr. Jarr Would Be Master of His Home If It Were Not for His Dear Family you, if that's what you want!" “Why wouldn't you speak to me this ning? asied dir, Jarre. “Why, I did speak to you.” you aaid ‘Nothing’,” replied Mr. Jarr. “Well, thery was nothing the mat- ter, What should T have gald?” Feeling sure by this time that none bear," said Mrs, Jarr; “but I'm sure vu did not. f£ had to ask you} his sina had found him out, Mr. that I'm not going to quarrel with| what was the matter with you, and|/4!? waxed extremely Indignant, “Do you mean to tell mo there was . jHothing the matter with you this No. 10—THi SURRENDER Civil We N the parlor of a square brick buil¢ing in the Virginia village of | Appomattox Court House, on thé foggy Palm Sunday of 1865, two Ten Peace Treaties That Ended Great Wars By Albert Payson Terhune. Consright, 115, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Brening World) morning when you wouldn't look at me of wouldn't speak to me?” “I had a headache,” said Mra, Jarr “I didn’t know you had o headache, and in the morning. too." “You might have asked tf I had a headache, A woman needs a little sympathy,” sald Mra. Jarr. “And then you walked right out of this house without kissing me goodby or saying a word, ana you come homo cross and finding fault. Aren't you ashamed of yourself?" At these words the little girl com- menced to cry, and struck at Mr, Jarr for being cross at mamma, AT APPOMATTOX, Ending the ‘ar, tien sat at small tables, a group of officers standing around| Whereat the helpless man sur- them, |rendered and sald ho'd never do it again, One of the two men at the tables was stately of bearing, white-bearded, broad of brow, gold trappings, He was clad in a and the sword he The man at the opposite table was shorter, thick sect, brown-bearded. A cigar was stuck In one corner of his thin-lipped mouth, uniform w The particular work he had ju Conf eee The End of the Confederacy. eee dreaded Army of 3 orthern Virginta There Sheridan's cay The Army of Northern Virgints foderacy—the very power that stov death, dled to third we ss than 28,C00 ragged and armed, Between March lost something like 40,000 troops, ‘There was now no al to yleld, He and Grant met in the McLean house at Appomattox, and there the terms of surrender were drawn up. “treaty” that ended the Civil War, Grant merely required that Lee surrender himself and his army, giving thetr parole of honor not to take u peeecevennenseeeee) The Conqueror's Magnanimity. ~—eeeeeee from his he He fur and men alike their hors they should not be punis! they should commit no further acta Also, at Lee's entreaty, Grant ordered rations dealt out to the starving ‘8, who for the past week or so had been living chiefly on Confederate ac scant quantities of parched corn, farms and begin the “THE STORIES OF STORIE! Albert Payson Terhune, will begi snow you are as cross as an old series the synopsis of the great be told in entertaining form, wrinklod and unbrushed, and the trouser legs were stuck | into the top of a pair of muddy old boots. There was nothing of the story-book hero about this grim Mttle man; door pleasure resorts, 1 in blue; nothing spectacular or flashy. matic, and he always went about his work in a quiet, matter-of-fact way. t finished was the crushing of the Southern ey and the dealing of a death blow to the Civ W j He was U Gen, Robert E. defenses at ¥ apture and desertion during the past few days that army had dwin- ernment again unless regularly exchanged, were the sole conditions exacted by the conqueror officers ther side arms and luggage—and to officers and pledged the faith of our Government t pd for their “treason and rebellion” eo long as ring ploughin; Betty Vincent's Advice to Lovers His blue fatigue iT". time is quickly aproaching brand new dress uniform of gray, with | wore was costly and of burnished hilt. | when young men and women will seok the beaches und out- hope the H6 wore no sword, | He was taciturn, wholly undra- that fun is not necessarily synony- mous with rowdiness and vulgarity, ‘The girl at the shore who permits undue familiarity from her male companion, the young man in the Grant had smashed Lee's last |street car who is rough and bols- and had sent the once|terous, simply brand themselves as fly at past Richmond toward | persons unacquainted with polite so- alry had cut off their retreat and cape ‘They may annoy those about Nished Confederates were relying. but they harm no one so much ‘oderal forces and Lee was fairly caught, maeives. Liberty and gayety 1 was the last real bulwark of the Con- od things, but they should not nd between it and destruction. ‘Through | xenerate into license, ‘ar, §. Grant. The man itn gray was “A. B." writes: “What should a bridesmaid wear at an afternoon wed- ding?" If it is a formal wedding and tho pride wears a white frock, the brides- mald will naturally wear some light dress, with or without @ hat, hungry men, of whom only about one- 25 and Palm Sunday (April 9) Lee had rnative for him but These terms were practically the only “A. 8." writes ‘1 am eighteen and Jn love with a young man whose ac- tions show that he loves me. But he is very bashful and does not propose. Is there any way in which I can find out whether he really loves m If he does he will tell you so, sooner or later. Walt and see, 1p arms againat the United States Goy- These Ipless foe. . thermore gave back to the Confederate “EK, 8." writes: “What is the cor- rect dress for a bridegroom at an afternoon wedding?" A full frock cvat or cutaway, of disobedience, “R, V." writes: “Kindly let me know if it is proper fam a young lady to send marriage announcements to men friends, She sends such announcements to all her friends of either sex. and he urged them to go back to their $: Plots of Immortal M; pies nin Monday's Evening World. In this it shortest stories in all literature will ‘Who pay# for the oN. Vu" writes: bride's dress?” ‘The bride or her father, of course. readers of this column will remember) 14, 1915 How the Submarine Sinks an Enemy’s Ship By George Fife. ee ee | how wines, © me ThAnYy 1 nas talked to ti Ne talknd Tn the ateel ¢ only the purrt and * ha cup the off foonce a4 be ture hi His pane wan fant uy Voaael that grew larger and larger in the glam before him. ady Ay ose up your port motor, Kichards—there, hold her tnotor, @arbonrd steady—well done she's com op ike « that wae golne on at the urface twenty £ we them not a ve one, the one at the periscope, could see erything about them, their hearte too blowers, but none vibrated the humming of the dynamos was one whit the air ne tt the purring of the wtenee D cume fr motors om the fire when whe comes to 2.000 yards ‘hat be tn about « tine them—etarboard im Atkins hold her @ bi 9 ee ee | ri “Fire Both Tubes—-Starboard One First!” $ ee ecorieeeneiee eh oe eemen een TNT The oMeer was wa ing the quarry as it rushed ahead, crucified on the cronm wires of the periscope. When those cross wires could be held to « spot on hee ereat lull where her engines were, then he would fire. Just beside him, within e reach of Nis hand, hung two tanyarde, They were the triggers of the trremistibie weopons he would fire against the veanel that come conselous of her danmer and her fate Tt required wut quick pull, Net a very hard one, to hurl a thousand pounda of wet euncotton at o velocity of twenty-four knota against the oncoming hull. And then--but that was what they were there to do, and now wan the time come, pw, everybody: ready-—I'll fire both tubes—the starboard one first! the oMcer w a hand toward the man at the diving rudder—"an goon as I fire the port take ty br perincope under—take her down as fast as you can-- roady all. ‘There she is—now—-fire Win right bond, grasping the wooden tomile of the lanyard, awe! sharply down, There was a slicht hissing, more of a sich. perhaps, aw Air released swept the torpedo from the tube It endured just an inetal ke a last, quick breath, ‘Then again the officer's hand swept down al the port tube gave tte sith —and another tarpede flew toward the mi “Now, take under—-quiek! Go aheadt—both motors!" Por the first time in many minutes the officer took his eve from ¢ periscope and drew hts hand across his forehead. "We mot her, Tthink—«he was leas than 2.000 yards aw have missed." He was tatking to himself rather thaneto th With the firing of the second tube the divine rudderman threw hia lever over and the submarine tilted sharply-—the oMlcer had to cateh at a stanchion—and both motors filled the steel chamber with their whirrin And still no one spoke, The officer drew his wateh from his belt and with ) marked the dial, 1) know In a—tn a—minute and—fAfty—forty-five seconds" — As the second hand ticked around its track the officer watchod tt e« lund warehed the eyentece of the periscope, Imost—bring her up a lttle-—bring"-— Two quivering shocks, Ike the distant beating of a sounded in the stlence of the submarine “We got her-—tise—rise, man, rise This Is the drama of the submarine. the craft which {s rewriting the history of naval warfnre, shattering all the old beliefs and making a page all for Itself in the annals of International conflict, It was related by an officer of the submarine flotitia now tn the Hudson in response to the in- quiry ns to what took place in the under water craft when she attacked an enemy's vessel, It fs something of an answer to innumerable questions and speculations which have stirred the mind on this side of the ocean tn the Inst fow days, Rut the torpedoing of an enemy's whip is only the Inst act of a most enrefuliy prepored drama, When a warring nation has determined to sini: the ships of an adversary, particularly one ship, for instance, the plans ar+ formulated to the most minute detail that there shall be but the sllehtesr enhance for fatlure. In the first place, rome auch order as the following ts Issued by tha naval commander to whom the destruction Is executively and specifically, Intrusted: ny. We couldn't men about hb he eat drum, Benen? $ “All the Eremv's Vessels to Bo Destroyed!" 3 went “Division Orders No. 001—Submarine vessels of this division are to be ready for sea on (day and date) and will proceed independently to (tha place at which the eremy’s ship or ships may be tntercepted) in latitu 00,00, longitude 09,00, “No wireless or underwater signals are to be given until the vessels arrive on their station, On thelr arrival there all vessels will take up po- sitions on a line of bearing northwest, at intervals of 2.000 yards, “Ouring darkness all vessels will Ne on station awash. During day- Meht vesncls will balance under water, ralaing periscopes not more often than once every three minutes, “All the enemy's vessels encountered are to be destroyed, Keep an especial watch for the (here follows the name of the craft which it has been determined shall be sunk at all hazard).” the tubes, which a tight fitting outboard cap keeps dry, because they muat be ready for firing at any instant. In proceeding to the rendezvous the submarines “porpoie” their way! along, that is, they dive and rise and dive again, making a long undulating jeurve of thelr courso after the mannergof the familiar fish. Every five minutes during the day they thrust their periscopes above the surface, con the ocean and dive again. On the station, awaiting thelr target, they constantly test the alr pres- | eure in their torpedoes and at night while awash recharge thetr storage \ batteries, And at every opportunity the oMcer commanding fixes his eve | to the periscope and watches and waits. | Once the torpedo ta launched there ts only the walting for the distant detonation that will tell of a hit or the allence that spells a miss, because {only a hit can explode the charge In the speeding weapon, If tt bo a mias the submarine, plunging ahead at the same time it dives for safety, ex- pects to rise a minute Inter to strike another and a closer blow, Mollie of the Movies By Alma Woodward Coperight, 1915, by The Pres Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World), | HY 19 4 press agent? When the rogist : ck. 1 said T guessed a +1 was earning my pay all right play- meanest man on birt waning lsaptcon over Shaocice mea aa busy conjuring up little de-|) ing man-eating tigers to say “please” vices to make this terrestrial existence; and “thank you" without tackling | lemon he hatched the press agent ERnen At outs whe thought that 8 | : ve. | Be must have had a flerce p | as his piece do resistanse, The ave-| with the polles to got where che we |rage publicity pusher has the stage) hut they soft-soaped me into say. managers of the Spanish [fquisition | looking like the Board of Directors of | A. ing anyway, Well, say—-the first applicant! ‘Tha the 8. C. It may haye been simple in the days girl looked like a bunch of disappoin' ed lives all gathered under one roof, when the theft of a mttiion dol | dara got a column on the first pax Her name was Charlotte, born in Grindstone City, | With scare heads. But of course it’s | | MY luck to live at the time when au} hor late habitat was Ba State. Her facial expression wi 4utomabile accident, in a compound fracture of © very nobody-at-hem= but her f y the calendar, brings a “stick” on the were presen She had a space between her tw fifth page next te an ad, for soothing syrup! front teeth that had never been den. tally corrected, because her mother Our press agent, after hibernating! #24 It meant she was going to have for six months and being threateend Money some day; and her firure was with a 'raus mit him slip from the ¢arly Renaissance with Gothic angles, company, took a tumble to himself Her claim to histrionics was “Cro: the other day and sprang a brand- new one on the head director, ing the Bar” with Swedish massage gestures, mottled™ enunciation summoned me to the sanctum at 4.15, “Mollie,” says the director, casseroled emotions, going to ‘open a new department, for Pp Say, when she'd gotten that ago ublicity's sake—a school for ambi- off her chest, I went to the direct tious amateurs who are anxious to and I sald:' “Lissen. I've alwa been a friend of yours, ain't I? Well act for the een, And, ap one of our stars, we're going to now, just hark to Little Moll: Unie you call off this here flock of Midd interview the girl applicants.” STARS! Got it? Heretofore I West fish hounds, you and me going to present each other wi hadn't been even a starfish! It's great how you get all sorts of honors wished on you just before people are @olng to pull your leg. Of course, I called the command ot the heart of ever As soon as these submarines leave their base torpedoes are run ; | | I