The evening world. Newspaper, May 13, 1915, Page 18

Home and Comic Page of THE EVENING ‘WORLD, Thursday! May 13: 1915’ “'S'MATTER, POP!” tn the fare of ’ the theatrions # 1 e their tour with an ene een New Cort Theatre, a ' Ginning May se M ently quired « ‘ at the Oraride rem nd " the New Cort HE Ew, RIGHT | KNEW, ALL RI Zi FLOO Martin Kampter, booking agent » Impresario, went to a drue ptore iaat Bight to have @ prescription filled When the hk handed him the bet We he asked: "I the directions” “Bure!” replied Mr Sampter, “tar fem is north, the Hudson went, the Battery south the Keat Kiver you underatand DICKSON i8 REWRITING. | Charles Dickson ta rewritin @id Yiddish play, “The Maton @nd hopes to see tt acted again neat Crash. Twenty tw years ago it ‘was staged thie city with Mo It Curtia in the leading role. T late Charles Kicin played the part of an @ffice boy tn it | SHE WANTED HER MAIL. Francia X. Hope happened to be the General Delivery & branch post office in Boston recently when an old Irish woman stepped up “Anny mall fr me?” @he asked. “Name, please!" came from the elerk. Bhe came closer, “Ol say, anny mall 7" hed name?” Bhe put her hand on her ear. “Ol @an't hear very well,” he said ‘The clerk wrote on a piece of paper, “What is your name?" and pushed It through the little window to her. She granned tesely for a full minute and pushed it back. “Ol nivir learnt to read,” she sald QHE'D TAKE A CHANCE. A Polish girl named Annie is em- Lay Elmhurst home of F My and the comedian ry de famous in “W Bi The other night a motion pic- p ture in which Mr. Kelly In being| etarred was booked for exhibition a the Elmburst Opera t wy, Natural- pretty summoned Annie. the opera house and | he asked. Annie waa reticent. “Oh, 1 dunno,” he replied “Tl give you the money for your ticket.” urged Mr. Kelly “AN right,” said Annie, “I take @ @hance.” THEY WANTED PILLS. Incidentally, it might add to (he ex- Dilaration attendant upon the wal | of this department to continu the Kelly line and tell another sec An the film the comedian gives of the ys would Hike aven't got a replied Mr. ry!" maid the other, “Lookin ft you we all decided them pills is Powerful stuff.” POETESS CONDEMNS SMOKING. A article concerning emoking by > ork wome fell into he hands of Ellabelle Mae Doolittle, the Leesville recently and made her furious. The following soem was the remult: 1 hear women smoke cigaretion in New Yo ‘the cafes and at thet? home Tocenpot say Lam proud of them Tha" maust speak ih no underitad tone, Bay father Peter P Duolit Be oould antioubiats be ery fi would undoubted be ver Though geauine sorrow wenild hiss’ cloak Ms, sgtera chit. Tory srshall's the he amoking ‘And driuking, all but anger aly and pop MISS WILSON RETURNS. Lou Wilson, who loft New York fit teen montha ago for London as a roof the animated background of “The Belle returned a full fi teal edy With an English girl | friend, Vi Annis, she Is at the Hotel Astor tig her et Miss Wilson promised to marry English my Captain na ft killed in battle, conditions ter- but gave up the Idea they told .. I'd have to study a year” Miss Wilson is a tall, comely ays she intends to stay blonde. She Purify Your System THIS SPRING BY USING Bradford’s Blood Purifying Pills n excellent corrective of All dino of thi liver and b . They ellen et a PoP Wil Pirarede HERE FOR Know Better Than to Dangle His Wealth Around So Carelessly EY AND AXEL—Axel Ought to “a “ A Swe CHANCE § GoT ote ANY Game THEY DON'T MAKE MICKOSCOPTS BTRONG ENOUGH [oO (Money wiTH! AHEAD—No. Sixteen—Breaking With the Old Order A “SUCCESS MOVIE" for YOUNG WOMEN—IIlustrated by ELEANOR SCHORER At the end of two office Jean examines regular series of small deposits, one for nearly every week, with but few withdrawals, And the balance in het favor is over $1,000, ars of work in Mr. Denbigh's That day, after taking down the morning letters, Jean gives Mr. Denbigh her written resignation. It is brief but final, and is to go into eflect two weeks While he is unfolding it she c to her desk ia the outer oftice, : eo In a moment he has followed her and stands be- “Tcan't have this, Miss Dennett! he exclaims in the brusque tones natural to hin have told you that you are the most efficient stenog- rapher I've ever had. Come inside and talk it over.” THE EVENING WORLD'S MMustrated by FED G. LO! What to do with her now becomes the problem. They do not wish to harm her, but she must be kept silenced until they can make a safe “get-away.” They resolve to leave her in the apartment, bound and gagged, not knowing she already has notified a de- Matel’'s captors force her to walk between them up to the fourth floor of the building. There a council is held and it is decited that Freddie, the crook and the porter all must leave town, now that their connection with the robbery is suspected by Mabel. Mabel is left, accordingly, and the three leave the building, Until the apartment shall be visited, which will be done as the result of a letter they plan to have delivered after their get-away, she must remain a ‘have to dye it (diet) ourse, Isnt Kong to mathe | Good Stories ns has signed a contract Either Fo’ or 5 Of the Day Self-Effacement. RE you going to your wife's I stock company about to take place ries Chaplin number ty to be M in the neighborhood. For had been preparin feathers for the outht was comp! en engaged for that | ton will star, nee Martin, recently of * 4 will Ko to Hoston to play two weeks BECK SENDS IN ANOTHER. nt leather slippers, She approach: arniey has been re-engaged Woods for the role of the ner in “Potash and Perlmutter’ sistant, thought of ¢ ast time we bad @ party I attended | to xit a pair’ o' slips snd couldn't find anybody to talk to.*| in’ commences, an’ T ain't got a single you are not @ success in this new one A has invented and Ko ahead and laugh your head off aa eeuewaas, asked her mistress, tah righ numbah ts fo’, Would suggest that you send them to the welghed 100 pounds” that produced the original picture. “Who, me? Well, I should The most I can do ts to stay \ hiding and not injure the prospects cf mother and the girls.” foause fo's hurt natcherly ecain't hardly walk.” an's Home Companton, i The Norm week for Los Angeles to act for the "On an ico-wagon." a ES Ma Was Particular. 1112 little girl timidly asked the drug clerk for a package of pink “What do you want ynded the clerk, “woollen or Clreuit in her sketch com OM THE CHESTNUT TREE. ly Climate. nt to be given for Club at the Shubert letters in the alpha exclaimed the man oel-Campbell-Springer farce, in replied the man who wuld the child, ich Ralph Hers will have:the jead- “It'a for travelled, ing role, at the Lyeia, Philadelphia, “There's a little place in "Go to bed at once, Williel” a's stomach. The doctor said ehe'd Normandy that beats anywhere I Covongut, 1016, ty The Pres Publishing Co. (The New York Kvening Work!,) “f and offers to raise her salary. my ow “MOVIE STORY” COMPLETE EACH WEEK All Righta Reserved By C. M. Payne You srlove Ydar When Jean is seated by his desk in the private office he asks her bluntly if it is a matter of money “It's not that," she explains, “but | want to be in business for myself. 1 want to capitalize my, busiaess ability in an office of Telling her bluntly, at first, that she is “a little fool who doesn't know when she is well off,” Mr. Denbigh ends by listening with interest to Jean’s plan and shaking hands with her as compliment to her Pluck. The development of the plan will appear lo Alone, Mabel bemoans the fate that renders unable to foil their escape. In searching for her detective will lose valuable time. The apartment Is a rear one and even if she could free herself she could notvattract attention from the street, But misjudgment Is to prove the undoing of ors. Keen wits will aid in trapping them, ve the building they rush to their taxi beside which a chauffeur stands, enter it, and give an ad Continued to-morrow, know, Why, when I was there three I gained 123 pounds.” 4 the man who ously acl sted the one who travelled. "Come round to din- 0. night and Ul No Use for It. RS. GIBBS had but recently re-| turned from her honeymoon trip and was enjoying the de- lghtful novelty of marketing one morning. “Oh, yes, and I wish some butter, too, pl she added, as she was about to leave the store, Roll butter, ma’‘am?” queried the “No,” returned she, promptly; “we wish to eat It on toast, My husband doesn't care for rolls."——Harper's Magazine, ——— The Evidence, RELIGIOUS worker was visit-| A ing a Southern penitentiary, when one prisoner in some way took his fancy. ‘Thig prisoner was @ megro who evinced @ religious fervor As deep as it was gratifying othe @ scarecrow Into his potato pateh and @1@ 1 terrified the birds so much that one who had stolen came next day and Pearson'a Weekly, ‘Of what were you accuse prisoner was asked. “Dey says I swered the negro took a watch,” "Il made a good IT had a dandy lawyer, ar done prove an alibi wif ten witn lawver he sh strong speech wa'nt no use, sah; I gets ten years “L don't see why you were not ac- “dere Was shore one weak spot ‘hout found de wateb in 8. Very superior tn fit and wear, Cluett, Peabody & Co, Ina Makers eee ee eee Very Effective. N American tourist had been boasting again in the village “Talking of scarecrows,” he said, with a drawl, “why, my father once and it frightened the crows #0 much that not one the fleld again for over a year. He looked triumphantly around his those country bumpkins! But he was to meot his match, “That's nothing,” retorted one far Sbbor o' mine once put