The evening world. Newspaper, May 7, 1915, Page 22

a ER RET LA A nd ' “ PETANLIFIIND HY JoeKPN PUL Pudtienes Daly Mavens lay by the Preme 9 a ony, Neo. 13 wna 3 Pars t VoLuMt ! WHO HIRES THEM HE aut t { Tn the York ‘ Iw igh a crow Ma for his breia.” “Ik wa What sort of rt Sa : mail trucks t rough the crowd boys good enough for the Awl at ted. tha taails are more important tian live The driver in this cus t five dave in prison, 1 at wbout the Post Off rities who hired him re like him? t there no way to convines them that New York are t « killed | or maimed for the sake of the mais? | _ ote Are the Japanese the only people who are making the most of ciroumstances for which they are not responsthi irene ITALY AND HER POET. ROBABLY no other modern nation could furnish a scene like that at Genoa when, on the hills overlooking the Mediter. ranean, around the newly unveiled monument to the patriot Garibaldi, fifty thousand Italians applauded with leaping hearts their living national poet. Fifty surviving veterans of Garibaldi’s famous expedition were present. The tender reverence and enthusiasm of the crowd almost overwhelmed these red-shirted, scarred old men, But the poet the glorified figure of the occasion, Real national poets are rare these days. Who else has one? Not this country, not England, nor France, nor Germany, Not a poet of | the nation, in the sense that Italy acclaims d’Annunzio. Even though | the hes to call him home from Paris he is still superbly hers. More than any other country of to-day Italy mingles its poetry with its polities, Each inspires and animates the other. If Italy goes to war it will be with patriotic stanzas on every lip. Among other peoples, patriotism is only half articulate. In Italy it needs and finds its poet. —— ‘The trial tires the Colonel. off the witness stand. He has to spend so much time SIGNS OF A SPINE. OLITE and extended correspondence with the Public Service Commission was for long the Interborough’s vnfailing resource when it felt like evading orders, It must be shocked to find the old game no longer goes. After it was notified last March that it must remove al! woos @are from the subway before Dec. 1 next, the Interborough began its letter writing tactics by objecting that unless it could shift the dis- “earded wooden cars to the elevated (at the city’s expense) it could mot promise to take them out of the subway. The Public Service Commission now replies that every wooden ear must be out of the subway by Dec, 1, 1915; that what is or is not one with them afterward in nowise affects the order, and that no more ife or bute will be considered. The people of this city may congratulate themselves. Thanks to publicity and criticism, the Public Service Commission has developed signs of a spine. The Interborough has,just one fact to grasp. It has less than seven months in which to do away with the barbarous menace of wooden cars in a supposedly fireproof subway, —_—_~-4¢e2—__ ARBOR DAY. “Give fools their gold and knaves their power; Let fortune's bubbles rise and fall; Who sows a field, or trains a flower, Or plants a tree, is more than all.” Hits From Sharp Wits. — A neutral is known by the company for others, we are too apt to for he doesn't keep.—Boston Transcript. i for us,—Mem- | oe 1 Where there's a will there's a way, often, of breaking it Columbia State. Start a rumor toglay and by to- a . * * morrow it will have Avown #o big that | it won't be re 5 goed vgnized by the person Po Ai ot Laing lig dee who sent It on its way.—Toledo Blade. | to erect the superstructures . hreea a You may learn by experience all | eure quicker ways Statistics show that there «re mors ducation.—Philadelphia Weaeae men than insane The tion is y orazy over the Wh eo. most of thelr pulling: pack straps.—Nashville . we cont Letters From the People Decreased Expenses, { shall thank you to give this com. | Pe the Eiitor of The Evening World | munication publicity, with a view to Every now and then it is sta correcting ap entirely erroneo) fm the columna of the press that the | iregcion sechneie Tes @ppropriation made for this oMfce for! LEONARD M, WALLSTEIN, the year 1915 is some $40,000 in exeres of that of last year. Such state-/ mimi mer of Accounts, City of y Ye ments ignore the fact that this year's igs ork, budget allowance for this office in- The je"? Wheels eludes the apropriation for the etfi- | Te the Bile of 7 ning World When an automobile ts turning a level curve which wheels tend el leave the ground, the inside or the outside? aus. | ciency staff, the appropriation for which was last year included in the appropriation of the Board of Esti- mate and Apportionment, Comparing ‘this year's appropriation for this of- fice, including the efficiency staff,| To the KAitee of The Event with that of last year's appropria tien for this office and for the effici-|a couple contemplating marriage |r ency staff, the net result shows a/New Haven, Conn.? Has a Justico| decrease in the expense of cunduct-|of the Peace power to perform mar-| fg the combined offices of $9,449.09, riages in New Haven, Conn? L. J. cleus of Its activities. | bunches of bananas | wedding Ls post por Wor ) SHORTY. Floor : ) lSteeeyococ ns | qc . By Sophie Irene Loeb. - (POR. x Press \) Waar ): You OR nearly three yeare The Bs v usa x is He NEVER againet extortionate taxicab as Ww ' langer® SANG?) | CAN TELL and irregularities of serv During Vravellers t c= Aid Society, of which John Wanamaker ve I's Carding ) ) Farley is Vico President, commended there eff with eqpectal ref erence to the protection of womer Wy step of the way was won and ‘ 1, An eflicient license department hae been 4 i ut considerable expense te the city, It is the privile ofa n | ally un- protected women, to avail themselves of this bureau A new amendment has been uphold t t Kvery cab now carrying « tax f must be pr y regictered, inspected and licensed, as well ax driver there | The woman who would seek the protectia of the taxicab depart went (ia to rates or concerning diseourt s treatment) will wateh for the taximete It is the emblem of supervision and police authase : = ity. [tis a shield against extortionate taril and lawless conduct of Pur your ) ("step tovery){ Steep \ {Tep-tep_ter) Seine: SHIRTS] | Uivers Wh caw be readily traced by their Iadges or vehicle numbers SCHOOL oF TONGUE BETWEEN / | WASH Your || Cwecy TEP. STEP | FoR SoLOIERS” Pho aason-Heaman Company in an eifort to avoid legal rates ELOCUTION| ) WAT te win \ { STEP ‘| WATCH | 1 Lihat cro sete — | have removed taximeters from some of their eats, Phey will be dealt For. { hie OUR a! } YOUR \ Li-Livery | ELOcuTION 4 with according to law. SUBWAY > an z Pd i = anlldl \ EXERCIS In the meantime the safeguard, at least for the womanavho travs GUARDS a5 5 ) els alone and wanta city protection, is the taximeter, 1d D aily M agazin 2 fv \y ah REJECTED — VOCAL CORDS Ik ol e. Friday: May 7. 1915 Editorials by Women | WOMEN WHO RIDE IN TAXICABS. SCHOOL oF Bron ACTING Move >) WHYNOT ? puewtyor ( Phy bed NSIDE : UBW $ Roo INSIPE 1} | appiyinG © SUBWAY GUARDS FOR ATOR ELOCUTIONISTS By Roy L. Copyright, 1915, by The Pre Publiahing Co. (Phe New York Bening World), N Gus's popular cafe on the corner, & very swell party Was in progress, Ut was a lynching party, Mr, Edward Jarr was the proposed nue Tho members of the lynching party were Mr, Slavinsky, the glazier; Mr. Malach! Hogan, night watchman at the local brewery; Gus, and a few others who had handled and smelled of the box of roses which Mr. Jarr Kad brought into the place the day previously to make change for the express driver, for the box of roses had been sent to Miss Gladys Cackle- berry, visiting Mrs, darr, charges col- leet, ‘There was pretty poison ivy in the box ty And now the pretty ivy had done jt dire work, and the lynching party Was mustered {n Gus's. While they were debating Mr. Perey Pinkfinger, who was to be K Rie ver's best man at the quiet little home wedding In the Jarr apartments that morning, had donned his new vender trousers and his new fro « and his new light yellow glo and had proceeded to Mr. Jack Sil- vers riments. &* The elect ho had found unattended and moaning with pain, his red and swollen face looking like the setting sun and his swollen hands outside the coverlot resembling The Jarr Family APPLY Katie ONLY NEED \ As Harlem’s |be under any circumstance: Meanwhile, Gus's poison ivy lynch- \ing party had moved upon Mr, Jarr’s | domicile, followed by an interested sho might marry me, although 1| thron, know | should scream, No," he add-| They entered the apartment house, TH go get a doctor, 1 don't | ascended the stairs and clamored at mind « doctor, but T wouldn't be with) the door, a minister and @ thwarted bride-to-! McCardell ve knew who the avengers Reflections of A Bachelor Girl By Helen Rowland Copyright, 1015, by ‘The Press Publishing Co. (The New York Lvening World), HEN they see love coming, a man should shut his eyes and lsten; & woman should close ber ears—and watch, W ‘The longer a bachelor dams up lis heart the more dangerous the flood of sentiment when the dam breaks, When s husband has succeeded in finding all his own clothes and fix- ing his own tub in the morning without help, a hen has nothing on him for advertising qualities. There are times when a man mistakes his vanity for his heart, his liver for his conscience, and his wife for the punishment of Providence, After a few drinks a man becomes so sentimental that he can weep pathetically at the thought that his wife won't let him keep his toothbrush in the same glass with hers, as a min can keep his head stead) his heart will always recover no matter how dangerously it may topple over the preetpice } Aston Jits balance, dear fellow what has haps 2 inquired Mr. Merey Pinktin er in agitation, I don't know,” muimbled Mr, Silver through his swollen lips, "When Williamson, my man-servant, who re- turned to my prvice when 1 came into money again, heard | had to get married to-day, he shook me cold, He must have poisoned me before he left. For poor Willlamson was a de- voted fellow and probably thought 1 was better dead than married. But Williamson didn't mix the dose right, [1 took externally Instead of inter nally, But whether it is to yet prove {fatal 1 cennot te Anyway, , that's one com- fort; and If J do die the fo: be used §r my funeral inete wedding.” Then wud “The flowers wy 6 sat up in bed a 1 Pinkfinger, de- clared nervously may be deaper , who can tell what @ thwarted bride-to-be may do? If! nopped on the Oatrich's back. the minister is there and all is ready e the | That young lady | jot love. 4 When a man weeps for his sins, {t is sometimes because he loves them so that he cannot bear to think of parting with them, ‘The first year of married Hfe a woman trusts to love to help her put \ap with a man’s idiosyncrasies; after that she falls back on Christian | charity. Somebody else may be able to get your husband's love, dearte, but you alone ean get his “goat”! Jungle Tales for Children. | JIMMY MONKEY was sitting under; merrily when Jiy boo tros one afternoon | around the Oxtrien » ean to squeeze. » went fast asleep, Along — "Stop!" shouted the Jimmy's | Jim yan extra squeeze, “Do you Like 1 asked Jimmy, rs | “E leo-v-e y-o-u," replied the O8- one of the men, in this manner: Nc, pretty Os-|trich, as Jimmy tightened his hold. | Just a minute, N Mr, Smith is | | tric ake me on r “Are you ever going to tickle my) not drinking. Oh, you ARE drinking ack and le or La nose again? again, Jim? 1 thought you were back and let ,,for 1 am Ured | nose again’ mi ehnuted the oas On pought y on quest, most noble | tric Mr. Jarr Wins Unanimously y twined his tail) long neck and Ostrich as as Jimmy stopped squeezing his Best-Hated Denizen were, He opened the door a little way on the chain and without show- ing his face, thrust his swollen hands out for the inspection of Gusand tho other avenger# At this mute testi- mony that he, too, was a victim, @ #re&t pity overcame the avengers and they departed, Mr, Jarr found the box of roses and poison ivy In the ice box. He threw it out of the front window. Just then Mrs, Clara Mudridge-Smith and her husband and the Rey. Dr. Drone had driven up in front of the house in an open landaulette, ‘The box of roses, &c., struck them fair. “Look out, people,” cried Gus, | polson ivy! See what it did} The Smith party saw and fled, but the poison ivy clung tenaciously to | them even as they plucked at it to throw it aside, The wedding is still postponed. How to Make a Hit. By Alma Woodward. Copydaht, 1913, by The Prew Publishing Co, Vie New York be Nord). © ning World), As a Hoasteas, IRST, Rearrange the drawing room so that the most uncom, fortable chairs and settees are in prominence, Strew the floor with tall, delicate locking vases, filled with flowers, so taat it's practically im- possible to walk around without knocking something over. And, to show that you're not worrying about the electric light bill, turn on all the bulbs in the piace, making it impossi- ble to find a corner where there isn’t a blinding glare. 2, Do not leave your women g to the tender mercies of the maid who's assisting them with thelr wraps, Be on the spot yourse And make them happy in this wa Dh, Maisie, dear, DO let me give you some face powder honey. Your nose is a sight! But then you do come a long dis- tance, don't you?” " ye in yourself and see if you c thing with your hair, It night, you poor thing.” “Dora, did you PAY to have that dress made? Oh, you made it yourself? Well, I Was going to say that if that dress. maker that Minnie recommended turned out @ botch like that, for MBE, ~ ete, When the cocktails are being passed in the drawing-room stop the maid, as she's presenting the tray to the Wagon, My goodness, can't you manage your husband any better than | Monkey,” sald the big bird, “Arise, | neck, ‘that, Bella? You know the doctor geton tny back and let us be off, for) “Ail right," said Jimmy as he awung said it was bad for his liver!” (What | the sun is fast sinking.” ‘himself tothe limb of @ tree and, Jim Smith says to wife Bella when Jimmy climbed the bamboo treeand| made a face at the Ostrich, "Next time do not tickle somebody’ They wye going down the road and then take him to ride,” nose friend for life he gets her home will make her your | 4. As your guests are altting dowa, Ten Peace Copsnaht, 10 to a “right of search” and to “impress” had caused the American-English war of 1812. The war was unpopular here in America, secede from the Union because of ft That Ended Great Wars By Albert Payson Terhune. by The Prose Publishing Co No. 6—TREATY OF GHENT; ‘T was perhaps the most unsatisfactory peace treaty in history, so far as concerns anything {t settled or won or lost. nothing more than an agreement to stop fighting, and It left all the points of dispute unsettled. England had claimed the right to hold up an@ search our ships and to | take American sailors off of them to serve in the British Navy. —————$—$———— Treaties (The New York Brening World) Ending the War of 1812. It amounted to This ¢ our citizens into the British New England even threatened Our army did very badly, indeed. | We lost battle after battle, our plan to invade Canada was a rank failure, | the British captured and sacked the City of Washington, and about the only | Notable land victory (when Andrew Jackson thrashed an English force far larger than his own near New Orleans) was won after peace was declared. Says one historian: | “The British advantage had been enormous. creditable and rather distressing to America on land.” At sea alone did we hold our own, |umphs there and our privateers crippled England's commerce until the | British public squirmed under the grievous wounds in its bank account. We were quite ready for peace. In 1813 0 Great Britain would not listen to, “High Time for Peace.” which Engl Napoleonic wars v if need be. But England had been at war, in years. Her people wanted peace, And strengthened that wish. A pence best statesmen as delegates, powers of diplomacy, sent # The American commission a month later, The A her cans were James Bayard, Albert Gallatin and Jonathan Russell. Gambier, Henry Gailburn and William diplomats with eager cordiality and the British with me After months of wrangling the Peace T: It consisted chiefly of a mutual pledge to ¢ side should restore all “property, pl other during the war. Commissioners: boundary questions, and trade That was al, went to war. | — A Treaty That Settled Nothing. Cee ee eeamanl should cease, in British water: Mississipp!, the armaments to be allowed on t eto m But, though the grievances for which w subjects were passed over in sil tled and unavenged, yet the respect our world mado it certain that never again would England or any foreign nation dare to give cause for such grit vances. The to end the poleon was conquered and the huge veteran armies nd had used to such fearful eff America, with the Duke of Wellington at their head conference chosen for it was Ghent, In Beigium, The United States sent some of her Great Britain, looking with contempt on our rs reached h nation pledged Itself to try to stop the slave as “irreconcilable with the principles of humanity and justice." Not a word in the treaty about American ships and “impressing” American suilors—the points on which we No pledge was given by England or insisted on by the United States that these outrages ‘The whole matter was ignored by the treaty. So were such vexed questions as our right to fig The war had been dia- Our little navy won brilliant tri- ture but on terms that a“ year later another effort was war, It was high time, for Na- in her were free to be tur ose Upon France the de and elsewhere, for twenty diy work of our privateers was agreed on, The place ¥ hent in July, 1814, the British Henry Clay, John Quincy Adams, The British, Lord The Belgians greeted our courtesy, y of Ghent was drawn up. hostilities and that each s and territory” seized from the were appointed to decide certain Adams, cngland's searching England's right, to navigate the reat Lakes, All these possible trouble later on. had fought were left unset- tiny navy had inspired all over the Kee #3 use a misleading expression, 4 for the disease really gets us. Not until about thirty years ago was it known that many diseases sof the horse, Passing come to us through animals, Way|ffom the horse as manure, it thrives ixties Louis Pasteur, the 1) the and enters’ tne body back in the sixtie is Pa . through break in the akin, great French chemist, was asked to Investigate the reason why much of |< fine French wine would not but spoiled! Pasteur discovered the cause, and| in accomplishing that he learned the different Kern mi : fact that fermentation was due to}, aiterent & ris attack | different e j , aris of the bor ‘or instance, the presence of numerous tiny oF-ltyphoid fever nee, the gunisms. bowels; tuberculosia the lunge Vollowing up his investigations, hel cat. In ayphitin th carn specialized on the cause, “prevention! in “whooping « tice ed and cure of hydrophobia. tem, particularly the big pee ae Later the great German, Dr, Koch,| tric nerve, tt pheumogas- following Pasteur's clue, isols and studied the germ of tuberculosis. | Since then the scientists of the world have worked incessantly, and the re- sult is that we now know that cer- tain germs from without cause cer- tain diseases in human beings, kh the} through the bite of a certain mos- quito, and spinal meningitis 1s con- ockjaw comes from the entrance into by certain germs have been identified and studied so that we know a thou. sand times more about disease to-day than our grandtathers did, mace 18 attacked; now known to. be kerms, such as grip, tonsilitis, ery- Sipelas, scarlet fe 1 in a like manner; t anus or a“ germ which lives in jo 18 traced to the rat r of the germ given by antroals but { causes the convulsive In diphtheria the throat sug- inh pneumonia the nich, of less serious diseases are given by certain rand even boils ‘Tropical fevers come thro ure known to be caused by a germ Lites of certain flies and mosjuitoes; | infection, In the wake of these splen. malaria comes from & Mosquito, as) did discoveries followed the knowles does the disease called sleeping slek-lodgo of certain antitoxins whieh ness; yellow fever comes to Us taken in time, cure the diseases, 4 according to place cards, remark |apopleptic! You'll NEVER get thin,” gaily: "You see, 1 didn't put your] 6. During the friendly after dinner wives within a mile of you, you men, T know how to make people happy, don't 17" A few litte tactful brom- ides like this always add to the blithe- someness of the occasion, 6. If there are a few ladies of over- generous curves present, watch their plates until you catch them more than politely bare, then coo mischievously: "My dears! I thought you two were dieting. Ob, you funny, funny girls! Kat enough for a longshoreman and then go home and roll until you're chatter you might tageously: 'Y! me just a minute tlal to blondes, ing for you but peroxide, pet!” them off something like this: ‘4 T do hope yore fortable as Tam, to-morrow night, then we never eat as much at house somehow or other, Vai right. use this advan- our husband confided to ago that he ts par- Dora, here's noth= 7. When your guests are leaving eee you people aren't as uncom- And your dinner Maisie! Oh, but 0 It'll be Good night, you dears! a