The evening world. Newspaper, May 5, 1915, Page 16

President. 1 Pot Now y @ Pare Row for CROSS CROWDED scm LL LTT The Evening World Daily Magazine, Wednesday. May 5 soedlgc 3 7k hed saietentaieaae THE END OF A JOKE. By Marguerite Mooers Marshall, Ww" \N’S Independence Day placed emphasis on the greatest at the Por Meter , victory woman suffrage has won during the last five yeare On ont ant TREY 1 weer ee aed ‘ ' ~the fact that it has taken itself definitely out of the pg heey “ column De Te There are men to whom the suffragist—particularly the English —VouuMe : oO. beet ‘uriant—t+ anathema, There ure others to whom she epella tepid, ven i tearful boredom, But she is not a gentle jest to any man any more, with the possible exception of the editor of « certaiy fad-ridden as weekly, most of whose witticiems date from 1540 a“ ; O HASTY { Washington What sort of @ woman is now advocating the equal franchise? regarding the ¢ { teeth Among the ahers lust Saturday was one who has been named mutterings of wr premat wa { the flag, n . z the most beautiful member of the Four Hundred. Another probably dramatic assuran «st to the nation’s hon Re| rm. approaches as closely as any Amerian to the Gireck goddess type of ehall be avenged.” 0 and organized effort na £y loveliness, to get the fa <I h7 One searches in vain among the leaders and their thousands of That, #! om tend thes 6 K “i, attractive, conventionally clothed followers for the @hort-haired, demands vl! 1 vigor which the facts warrant, no Une aon culine-uppeari riders of woman's rights, the cartoonists body doubts. Meanwh'r commendable good senee 1 ~ the White Hour This country means to hold t the veering blasts of the worst “JA firm hand grasps the whee! "°° compare, It behooves all aboard to sit tight and not rush on deck till they are needed. r the most part, show alert calm of ugh history t courre it can th 1 hurricane A notably keen eye ecans chart and oa internatio in “+ HUNT DOWN THE GUILTY. \ [ THE brutal slayer of four-year-old Charlie Murray ie the same that murdered’ the five-year-old Cohn girl, then a most danger ous maniac or degenerate may still be at large—a horrible menace to the children of the east side. If the two crimes were committed by different persone it ia only! 2"; too probable that the first, with the escape of the murderer, suggested | the second. | : In either case the police have a duty that cannot be too press- ingly urged upon them. The suggestive power that this sort of | is crime may exert upon other diseased and degraded minds of a certain | type is dangerously heightened the longer the criminal eludes capture. | New York wants no series of “ripper” horrors. The fiend or fiends responsible for these two atrocious child murders must be} found. If necessary let the city’s entire detective force work double time to that end. ——_- 4 PENNY WISE. LEAZX PAPER that tears under the pen is the kind the city, furnishes for court records expected to endure for years. Judge Rosalaky in General Sessions took a ehot at the) Spend at the top and stint at the bottom. No doubt a deal of picayune stinginess is paraded as economy in the municipal budgets. When it’s a question of some big building project that promises a fat! quota of jobs, appraisal fees, condemnation charges and the like,| ty who tries to keep down the bills? \ Nineteen million dollars for a new court house, but not a cent) to buy durable paper for court blunks! ———_-42—___-_—-- ALL IN THE DAY’S NEWS. HE dynamiting of the Bronx Borough Hall only a few months blow up St. Patrick’s Cathedral and the dozens of minor bomb throw- ings that dot the police records—how little room everyday experience leaves for astonishment in New York, 4 Some years since one Guy Fawkes stowed barrels of gunpowder eeje Under a public building in London and laid a train. He didn't get ved +a chance to touch it off before his scheme was discovered. Even s **the explosion that never happened has echoed ever since. Fawkes 2 left his countrymen his name and an anniversary to celebrate. But to-day, when bombs and bunches of dynamite shatter shops * and rip holes in public edifices here in New York, who takes down tt shies diary to make a note of it? “A philosopher," remarked the Man on the Car, a fellow who ; mere when he does something fool- who has ditticulty finding dictionary words to express himself, eee Some men go fishing so they can eee sit quietly and think of the big thin To LAND iN SAPETY For CALLING — SAVES CUMBING STAIRS EVER FEIT 5 Mrs. Jarr afterward said, all A that saved her was tho heart- lesa way Gladys Cackloberry bout her sister Tren: sald Mrs. J. matter afterward, see that Gladys was perfectly riht ‘was real sweet of Irene to sond roses to her aister Gladys by express from | Philadelphia as a loving and tender | sisterly tribute commemorating Gladys's engagement to Jack Silver, That's why | was so angry and left the room and never ainelied the roses ,| Or handled the poison ivy that Irene sent.’ Tt must be underatood that the above is a futurist conversation, so to speak, for the next day after the flowers the anonymous concom- {tant poison ivy arrived, there was a0 much excitement and lamentation Mr, Jack Silver had called the day the Nowers arrived in the hope that he might declare himself a wastrel and a profligate and have the engage- The Jarr Family By Roy L. McCardell Copyright, 1916, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World), of it,” should take place on the mon- ing of the morrow at Mr. Jarr’s, Clara Mudridge-Smith was notified over the telephone, because sho bad an ex-officio interest In the matter, having been on the point of capturing Mr. Silver herself, once upon a time. ployer, Jabez Smith, the merchant prince,) she would have preferred no Reflections The newel by tl A Bachelor Girl By Helen Rowland ‘There May Be a Wedding To-Morrow At the Jarrs’, but Don’t Count on It! one else to havo him, But the dash- ing, young matron realized that her former sweetheart could not go on uncaptured forever, and it were better he married some one she knew who would make him unhappy, so he would always wish he had married the fair Clara Mudridge. She volunteered to bring the execu- tioner, Her very words were: “Mr. Smith and 1 will bring the Rev. Dr. old man, He is very deaf and near- sighted, So if Jack Silver (and he is of Copyright, 1915, by The Press Publishing Co. (The New York Evening World) The mounted hunting horn, The "brotdered mottoes on tho wails, he stairs, The lovely painted waterfalls, | such an erratic boy, es I know,) should get nervous or anything Ike! that, dear old Dr. Drone wouldn't no- tice it but would go right on with the ceremony,” Mrs. Jarr and Miss Cackleberry de: cided that Mr. Percy Pinkfinger| should be the best man at the little private wedding on the morrow. No one was to be present except the Jarr family, Mr. and Mrs. Clara Mudridge- bachelor so long he does not realize) he would be better off married; and finger,” Mrs, Jarr explained, “gets| and abet Jack Silver, if Jack Sliver should endeavor to change his mind at | the last moment and break a young| girl's trusting heart, But at the same time you had better go with Mr. Pink- |finger to Jack Bilver's apartments in the morning and see that he comes to his own marriage, for sure!” And Mr, Jarr was so carried away drag him here.” And the wedding was set for the Ww. Jungle Tales ‘next November, it is due at an © | | and both these plucky little countries were darlings of yestery The more inte ear. ligent antis—th c phrase is not meant paradoxi- eally—must feel rather like King Canute talking to the tide. Woman suffrage is coming in, and though the wave may not sweep New York arly date, And the high tide warning all along the political const is the ‘transference of votes for women from the comic supplement to the editorial page. Ten Peace Treaties That Ended Great Wars By Albert Payson Terhune. Copyrie’t, 1018, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World), (NO. 5.—PEACE OF WESTPHALIA; Ending Thirty Years’ War. ‘T was in 1648. Thirty years earlier, two men had been thrown vut of a window. ‘They were diplomats, whose line of action had displeased a band of politicians. Hence the window episode, which was the climax of a religious and political squabble in Bohemla, and fanned the spark of hate into the flame of war. The fighting spread through Bohemia into Germany; thence to Austria; thence to Denmark; thence to Sweden; thence to France; thence | to England, and so on until no less than nine great nations wore snarled | up in it, For thirty years it lasted. To give the main causes and myriad sub-causes and all the ramifica- j tions of the Thirty Years’ War would call for a thousand pages the size of | this. | In brief, it had its rive in politics, influenced by religion, and its actual strife began when, in 1618, Bohemia seceded from the German | Empire. From one end of Europe to another raged the war, but its storm centre Forever Ended. vw ereeneeteeer many waa crushed. The warring powers sent delegates to a conference, and the Peace of Westphalia was the result. Many of this peace treaty's provisions—such as Sweden's acquisition of Pomerania, Tranee's Alsalian gains, &¢c.——would make pretty dry reading But a few of tho terms are still of interest to all mankind. Por exainplo: By the Peace of Westphalla, the religious wars that for centuries had scourged Europe were forever ended. The Thirty Years’ War was the world’s last great religious confilct; the last instunce where the followers of the Prince of Peace waged international strife on one another in the holy namo of their faith. Up to that time, such warfare had been as fre- quent as it had been merciless, The freedom of Switzerland and of Holland was formally agreed upon, jared henceforth independent (Holland ad up to this thine been intermittently any of the various things fought for had been gained, than becauso Europe was utterly exhausted and Ge of their mightier neighbors, She understood Irenc's treacherous} As Clara Mudridge-Smith could not} Drone around at 10 sharp in the|Smith, the minister and Mr. Pink-| free, and Swiss liberty had long been a fuct, even if not acknowledged by after a bomb exploded on the steps of the Bronx County] pucretia Borgia nature better than I] have Mr, Jack Silver herself (because | morning, Dr. Drone married Mr.|finger. “Because,” as Mrs, Jarr ex-| all the powers.) ; , Court House reminds us—taken with the recent attempt to| did. But at the time f thought It] sho was married to Mr. Jarr’s em-| Smith and me; and he is such a dear,} plained, “Jack Silver has been a One of the treaty's chief benefits was to cut down tmperlal power, It | proclaimed that the Emperor of Germany should no longer have the might to plunge his people into war just to suit his personal whim, Unless with the full consent of his Diet he was forbidden to declare law or to make he might create a scene, Mr. Pink-| jaws or to draw up treaties, The Empire's various States were made almost independent of the em- very excited and bewildered at the! pire (this paving the way for the empire's early fall by loosening nattonal least little thing, so he will not aid! ee | unity), Religious liberty and political equality were so insisted o The treaty Peace of Westphalia was the baste Power Broken. § on which nearly all the world's treaties were formed toaanrrrrnr during the next century and a half. Its influence has lasted, in many waya, up to the present time, Had it been decided on in 1618, instead of 1648, millions of lives and billions of dollars’ worth of property would have been epared. » j Imperial Copyright, 1915, by Tho Dress Publishing Co, (‘The New York Evening World), H, for the good old days of the Now our director's a bug on real- meant| 8m. He said to me the first day: drama, when realism “Neo here, Mollie, we're not. menvbera 5 i ‘ ‘i F Hin 4 | was ever in Germany, And the condition of Belgium to-day 1s Paradise .. cheese-paring policy of certain municipal officials who deem “auto- | Compared with Germany's when that war was ended. i ee’ mobiles and high-priced rugs for their offices” more necessary than | ___ The plain people, of course, were the worst suffercrs, Helpless non- ’ $ ‘ Q * |! combatants wore slaughtered by the hundred thousand. Nameless cruelties ~~ a dollar and a half wage for minor employees or legal stationery upon arr g, Were practised, wholesale, that left thelr mark upon ‘ ’ “the Judges of the courts can write the dispositio: — _ - ious Wi the entire world, 5 which udges " isposition of a cuse Rollgleus, ware At last, in 1648, peace was sought. Less because i ve. without covering the paper with blote because of ita poor quality.” Hits F Sh Wi that there had been litte. converan:| pe eo Thee ip and said (very. crudely. the | Mollie of the Movies } fon, Monologue, not dialogue, had J oD bride-elect thought), “Ob, I'll help cil Z ¢ its tom arp its, hee (im cedar ot the Gay. | The Mttle gilded rolling-pin, |Percy rope and tle poor’ Jack and - -By Alma Woodward : - u rete If there was no treating in #a-|they are going to do some day,—To- mitted, But he was given no H bankruptey and a lowly tene-| of the Divorces Burlesaue 2 so PIE AE retro ie poLin| Pane Rtn dere GPCR EPR Such vistons make me sad; | Som IR, LMeattg tM | Cvidencen of starvation; when doors| iim butteriliew in ‘em and skyscraper he wise man is he who knowa| © "Meg Aleany, Journal. ede ae danced around But if T saw that house again 66] JELLO! How are you, | Were of canvas and didn't have 0} juc 1 the ole, and weet ee bow much he knows.-—Deseret name without 4 single other qual- an flance and kept him in the state I'd turn—oend run like mad! H Porkey?” asked Jimmy | sam when a character made his exit; your 1 faa in rod flannel hose and { eee CUBR Nashville Hannee, Mak!a® &X-! nat cowboys met the cattle Into, to eee Monkey of tho Porcupine| When a maid was held captive In a/Proeans—alvo drape a red flannel , Things left unsaid avert a great Cr prevent them stampeding. When the Most men are sentimentally cross-eyed; they can look straight at! one afternoon. Jehcesecloth dungeon, through which) “Wal we gor all set, had one rehear- deal of trouble, < Lay hd anes) is going to the bad he) cattie are nervous and give prelimt-| their wives and see another woman, “T feel just lke belng let alone,” {one could see the SOUITHINE atone sal and then started to take, T shin- Slang comes handy to the person te Nartale heduer ie cif with! nary symptoms that they may bolt answered the fellow with the quills, hands rush the growler before baad Fay tag ree Hike a chipmunk in a: «= Ata banquet in @ prominent New York hote) which I attended quite Pr recently I was amazed to see what a ‘ of well-dressed, in- ttelligent gentlemen ate their soup so Wg@udibly that the noise resembled a “°sull-fiedged band. This is one of the mont obnoxious forms of annoyance. | I wish it were possible for every of. ~ fender to read this letter and benefit Is there any way to decrease height of a boy sixteen year or else to stop him from grow the of age, There is no harmless method of checking the growth. SuMcient food, sleep and exercise should be taken to augment the boy's height by atrongth. No. ‘To the Editor of The Evening Wor! Is there an “Edison star | bellowing across the boundless plains So, seeing by agitated manner that Mr, Jack Silver might stampede out of the engage- ment, Miss Gladys Cackloberr it must be admitted b; | milled the Lapless swe With artless, girlish cries of love and aifection Miss Gladys Cacklebe ry |made Mr. Silver look at the flowors her sister had sent her, smell of tre ine When a wife begins telling her husband all about her “awful head-| “Did you hear that?” to get into and for a woman to get out of. One sweetly solemn thought that comes to every married woman 15 | mez" asked the Porcupine, Mrs, Jarr,!that in Paradise there will be no waste-paper baskets for a man to throw | Hghted matches in, no mahogany dressing-tables for him to leave burn- | ing cigarettes on and no {vory pin-trays for him to drop his cigar ashes A “good fellow" is one who needs only two suits of clothes—his words,” my said the Porcupine, thought you only came out at night,” said Jimmy, “How did you know so much about | is more, T am not afraid of you and) m | he Porcupine rattled his quills again and started to turn around, but | instead he sald to Jimmy: “] know a lot about you; and, what | you can rattle your sticker-quills all) { don't believe in the public putting ou want and it will not frighten | gown nard cash to wee a lot of hant There weren't any crepe der * ye cene, order to “strike” @ sc de chine ruffles to cateh or anything: y " A 7 *) those days the drama was a fas- the cowboys “mill” them; that is, they | ayer , i . “ “Yes,” replied Jimmy, “I hear you! In y land I was just beginning to bless keep the nervous cattle moving sche” he merely turns his newspaper to the sporting shoot and politely rattle your quills, What does that/cinating, artificial thing. People| our dear director when from the dis- pad Im circles till fatigue over: | Waits for ‘her to stop, as he would wait for a taxicab to go by before The.) Glan't go to eee things that found an|tant corner of that same field came aro “ H sal ei | mean? . ort, and acl B comes any tendency they may have| Crossing the street, “that 1s a polite way of le:ting you |echo in thelr own primrose pathe, |B anDrL 8nd 6 bilge black Bulk with He Can't Be Done, Don't Try It, | to stampede. a ena sane A WARE Ao DW late @ (By | They went to the theatre, to se¢/ made for the tree. (ice, the eltuey ‘To tive Balitor of The Lvening World his wild even and! Yes, Clarice, marriage Is an expensive habit--expensive for a man Sit), {ng bie DIPTHEATRICALS that lifted them | tion was intensely rural! There was no ument to throw thes ademarss of hot air and cut tobaceo, was @ scarlet symphot and he wasn't color bliin — Right away the director saw tae possibilities of the scene and from the other side of a stone fence he | kept_ hollering take it! take It'll go er nother picture.” But that operator knew his limita- tions, When he got about a half mile down the road he shouted back: from the humdrum of three meals and rent day to the pinnacle of rapturous imposeibiiities, ‘And if I had anything to say about, it that's the way it would be to-day, luck stuff done so natural that they gotta go next door and absorb an ex- hilarator when it's over, I used to “therefrom. No matter in what “key” SH" or “pitch” one may guszie soup (or any liquid food), it is by no means “7 harmonious and is a sign of very 4 2p rbreeding, yet many apparently ot! ‘wise well reared people have inherited Se) or acquired the habit. L. 8 “go long as you are not afratd of, think “realism” was hot stuff—but/ “Say, T ain't no toreador!" me I will foe you alone, Do you know, | now I've got my hammer out for it.) Oh, I was rescued, all right, Net Jimmy, Horses and Lions aro afraid | This is the sad tale: oy 9.) DY an Escamilio, however. By @ of me?” | We were taking "Sunshine Sue" or! red-thatched by-hecker who'd won You don't say so!” exclaimed Jim-| ‘The Apple Blossom on Broadway.” the county medal for playing cheeke The whole first reel is laid on the|ers the month before and hadn't de- Paterson farm whore Sue lives before | flated since. He threw the ant WwW. F. Cost of Living in Italy, To the Editor of The Evening World: ‘Will some of your readers who have | Uved there inform me what {t would | Cast por year to live in Italy? I con- flowers her sister had sent her and! pajamas and his dinner clothes. | handle the flowers her sister had sant | ‘nor. | Having him thoroughly “milled” and dazed, the artless Gladys muddoaiy | A “real sport” {s a man who will pawn his watch in order to take a friend out to dinner—and then borrow five dollars from the friend in order to take him home in a taxicab. g y: “Yes,” replied the Porcupine. “You template taking up the atu jeclared ahe Wanted no ornate or run over to Mister Lion and ask him,” | she hits the asphalt tratl, To em-/a hunk of molasses candy and 4 Vike “1K.” inoiate Lanting Up 0 a GT Oe URS | Sona Nova teataie’ Hotere aan ale , ap over to Mister Jalon and ask bin | phasive hor innocent, though hoyden: | molars so dreadfully tarsgted wy toc ‘ ening World: any information that your readere| ye. ynew what had } ed it The figuros that always lie: A woman's age, an actress's salary, an| Lion and when he came back the Por- | ish, spirit she has to act like a regu-|I was able to make my escape undie- MO "te the “ch” in chiropodist pro-| would impart on the aubject will be| Yer KAeW what had happened it was) ay estimate of the “upkeop’—and the time when «| cupine was gone, “He cortainly 1s a| lar nut all over the place—wade in| turbed, Mike “sh” or like “k?" @reatly appreciated and interest | arranged that a brief, little ceremony, very wise fellow,” said Jimmy to him-/| brooke, near-mlik cow®, vault fences! Just this little incident 4s my tstck f wie sas W.W. | others. | P, & “Just for the simplicity and romaaze Marvied man gets bome nights self, thoughtfully, h AND climb trees! against realism, ws oe ae