The evening world. Newspaper, April 27, 1915, Page 18

Home and Comic Page of SLOGANS OF SUCCESS By Nasen Conkiin. THE WORKERS PRAvER Hein me te hale te BHIRK Te strengthen Wiis Let me of BTRONG ELP me te keep my face FORWARD. upturned, Thet | may see the tra Progress hath burned Meip Coen And let « My courege quell wrr need my purpose feele | would relieve; iden shower, But te “ACHIEVE Help me pursue 1OEALS ith added test. Give me increasing POWER TO 00 MY BEST! - _ Good Stories Of the Day Not Intimate. T one of the New Fngiand nnt- versitins there was « rather conceited undergraduate who ‘wae silly enourh on one oocaaion to attempt to ohaff a member of the faculty who, In the youth's optnton, evinced too marked a devotion to the words of Herbert Bponcer. “Do you know, air.” the youth eald hold rather « heer “I greatly fear, young man,” was the reaponse, “that your contempt hae not been bred by tamiliarity.”— Lappincott's. ————>__—_ The Joker. PROPOB of the German epy @eare in France and Bngiand, Lapatey Wilnon, at a luncheon at Nice, on the French Riviera, told an anecdote. “It was at the time,” sald Mr. Wil- gon, “when concrete beds for guns were being found—aoccording, at least, to rumor—all over the allies’ terri- tory. At this troublesome time an American in Paris went up to @ po- Heeman and said, mysterioualy: “Pat! Are you looking for German jen ™ ‘Mats out!’ eald the policeman, Bains Com under his cape his note- book pencil, “"Then,’ said the American, ‘fo to the Hotel de Blanc and arrest the proprietor. He's put up at least two concrete beds there. I know, because || my wife and I slept in ‘om last night.’ "—Washington Star, What Cyril Said. RACE was especially charming and attentive to her father on his arrival home from bual- ness, No more devoted, obedient daughter than she on this particular evening. "Daddy," ahe said, softly, when, @inner over, her parent lounged in comfort in his favorite chalr, “did Cyril come to your office to-day?” “He did,” sald papa, quietly, knock- the ash off his cigar. ‘hat—what did he want, daddy?” “Well, my dear, I've been waiting ti I came home to ave if you can tell me. As far as | could gather, he wanted to marry me; maid that wo had always loved each other, and that you could afford to keep him in the etyle to which he had heen ac- cuatomed, and much more than that J can't remember. So I told him to go dome, Ket calm, and type tt out and post it to me!"—Pittsbureh Chronicle. Then He Answered. CCABIONALLY in court pro- ceedings, which some reporter ta trying to get into the record, some witness will insist on simply baking the head in anawer to ques- tone put to him by the attorney. ‘Theie was present such « witness at a hearing recently held in the County of L—. Again and again the attorney was obliged to repeat the answer for the benefit of the official court reporter, Presently the patience of the attorney gave out “Plouse answer the question,” he eald, “Why don't you answer the question?” “I did anewe a the injured witness, head.” “Yon,” ansented the quick-witted at- torney for the defense, “I heard it rattle, and so did the court raporter, but he doesn't know whether you shook it up and down or sidewise.”— Lippincett's.” [ARROW] Coss Very superior in fit and wear. Cluett, Peabody & Co. Ina Makers {i ~ as the retort of “I shook my tage. Addrese THE EVENING WORLD, Tucsdsy: April 27, ‘HOW JEAN GOT AHEAD—No. 2—The Untrained Job Henter m t/ i 1915 By Betty Vincent With s crowd of other pirts she has her vole tested She pres tos heanital and teamg from the suner She applies for a position af cloak motel and ts he vinte a hotness office Bul confesses Mat sie Prin! oe she calls on Mottie, who is enthud for s musical comedy chorus She w turned Goan) Mtendent of nurses that it will be two years betore contemptucusty assdred by a fat fitter that shew tan | Knows ue of stenography of typewriting "Why take io ier own business college and promises to because she cannot sing loud enough, she will be old enough to enter the Orree-year training thin” She begins to feel discouraged, don't you po to a business catlege?” the kindly head jake Jean to register the next morning. This is the course, dawn of the business career filled with interesting ene stenographer ashe her, Periences which is to be hers—Conlinned tomorrow, “ ‘Hey tH A THYWaNa DOS our-tHipe An’ PoP wilicd TH THe BiGd T le AT THA 4 ° Sam Hit HE GRowLeD An’ END oF THE RiaHT c si - a A END oF A ae WAbbED HTH TAIL )} Do e]) Dosa a ? maa a oe » FLOOEY AND AXEL —Sooner or Later There BOSS » How KIN AH Go GET D MAWnIN’ PAPAH 2 AH DONE. SENT MAK Sut To Dt Taran! STRIPES ON Pans | BLACK Cont -- CAN? THE “MYSTERY” GIRL—Part Two—A Cowardly Blow we we THE EVENING WORLD'S “MOVIE STORY” COMPLETE EACH WEEK, \lustrated by FERD G, LONG—All Rights Reserved, Od se | | Jack “wakes up" to find himaelf in a bed in s Memory the: Ne | n returns to him, b private room in a hospital. His side pains him gird” then. had seen the cates and his head throbs. His nurse tells him that: stand in a vase on the table, accompanied by he was struck by an automobile and thet a an unsigned note, which reads, "I regret that beautiful girl had engaged the hospital room misfortune should have fallen upon my bene- for him, ordering “especial care.'! factor. Ut wish him a speedy recovery." His injuries not serious, a week later Jack leaves the hospital. He pays a visit to the eur- on at the private hospital where he had given je blood for mystery girl,” but that gentleman reminds him of the terms of hia agreement and refuses the girl's name. A few days later Jack; about to enter a depart- ment store to make a small purchase, sees the mystery girl leaving by another entrance. As and sneaks guickly behind Jack. From * he watches he sees a pickpocket deftly opening ocket he draws a dendly slung shot, which he her hand bag. With a cry of warning he leape i down upon Jack's head with terrifig toward the thief, ‘ce.—Continued to-morrow, “GEITING AHEAD AS|THE MARRYING OF MARY-—In “Giving Avay” Mary Pa Also Betrayed His Ignorance! we Rn A BUSINESS GIRL.”’| THE EVEAING hi OF BR COOK AN SHE'S GOTA LITTLE TEMPER SUMPIN: His hand falls on thefellow’scollar. But, use known to him, the thief’s accomplice te nea: By Thornton Fisher AL, LEMMY, SEEIN' AS WILLYUM HAS So MucH MOREY ) WE GOT 1 Give MARY & Fine WEDDIN' AN’ IT'S TH’ FASHION FoR, THE Gas Pa T GIVE HER AWAY JES AFORE TH CEREMONY ARTER. 1H GUESTS ARE Beare! ORD -BLAME PHOEBE .'D RUTHER GIVE MARY AWAY T Bice PRIWATELY THAN Oo IT AFORE ALL TH VESTS! Nou COME ALONG WITH ME, LEMUEL TIBBETS, AFORE YOU TH ANY Femux SECRETS! Each story must be erranged in FIVE SCENES (for illustration), must not exceed 600 words, must detail the ACTUAL EXPERIENCES OF THE WRITERS, and be accom- panied by REFERENCES from which ite veracity can be investigated if thought necessary. 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