The evening world. Newspaper, April 21, 1915, Page 18

—— e hope Fore ters 2d a ore Onneds e se enepinepenie on = Morr Monte a ond “VOLUM) a a Pe wns Se a m A SPINELESS REPORT. PITIFUL proce of inoomelumrenms, acking oe af “s of ite professed convictions, # the major opert Thawpron Lagialative Invest gating ©ommittee on the Put we Service Comm enon ‘The committer clumaly manages | * todo. It leaves tue fate of (he downstate Conon t ene ef the Governor [i evades any definite rev eudation for the Femoral of Messrs Metal), Wool, Wiiiame and (mn. of wom competency convineng and cumulative » ave ite dignity it forces « buret of Unioder agains (be op stale Cow fiievion which hae inourrei far lem public critic ‘Then it declares : If the Conmnienions of the First and Second Districts of tile Mate are to carry owt the purposes for which (hey were cre ated; if the public service corporations of the State are to re epect the law and obey the manduter of the commissions crew sted for their regulation, it will be necessary to place the wt misimtretion of the Public Bervice Commissions law tn thy hands of commissioners who have « clearer conception of the proviaions of the jaw and a keener sense of their remponsily|! tfes than has been shown by the records of the heartage ‘n ther the Firat or Second District Commineions Tf tite does not apply to the four down-State Commissioners, to mf has teen produced ‘I whom dors it apply? Mf they have filed in their public duties, why) wot demand their remove! Or must a way be found at the eleventh hour to enable the Gov. | @rnor to repay obligations which perhaps had to be recalled to hin It was not 60 long ego that Hdward F. MeCal! was in a position to do much to help « candidate for the office of Dintriet Attorney who! weeded Tennnany votes. ef} — = A special committee of the Chamber of Commerce of the United States announces its unanimous opinion that tbe country faces the greatest opportunity of its history for the development of foreign trade. Are our shipping interests going to let any thing be done about ft? a PROVIDE THE MEANS TO BE PRUDENT. ATAL, street accidents in New York City for the first three F months of this year are reported by the Mayor's Central Com mittee on Street Traffic and Safety, as follows: Killed by various kinds of motor vehicles, street cars, wig one, motorcycles and fire engines, 62. Killed by pleasure v« hdeles, 31; by metor trucks, 11; by horsedrawn vehicles, 6; by trolley cars, 9; by motorcycle, taxicab, motor bus, fire appa- ratue and ratiread train, 1 each. Forty-nine persons were killed at street intersections; twelve while crossing the street In the middle of a block. In ite recommendations to the T'raffic Oommittee the Safety Firat Society agrees with The Evening World that the worst perils for pedestrians in this city are due to i (1) Lack of safety areas or ipies at atreet intersections. (2) Absence of poltosmen at busy corners. (8) The dangerous habit of cutting across the street diag- onally or between crossings. The Safety Society urges a law to prohibit persons on foot from trarsrming street crossings diagonally. This dangerous and growing habit of New Yorkers must be checked. But before passing ordinances, provide proper means by which people on foot may cross crowded streets without bewilderment d terror. Build isles of safety. Put policemen on all busy croas- welke. Don’t think that when Fifth Avenue is taken care of respon- sibility ends. The rest of the city has rights. epee eae bs heenieiicarmeart Prosperity got another big sliove yesterday, When the President and the sewspaper publishers push together it's pretty powerful propulsion. + WHAT EVERY VILLAGE KNOWS. TOWN of « thousand inhabitants can tell the difference be- visitors and treats them accordingly. When it comes to com- @ town. Magistrate Cornell recently warned New York that it is rapidly letting itself become the recognized winter haven for professional hoboes from all over the country. City Chamberlain Bruere has now im his turn made a discovery: A vagrant is a man who hasn't work and who doesn’t want work. Any such should be forced to choose between earning their keep on a farm colony or leaving town. Indis- eriminate charity to all unemployed only encourages the undeserving to crowd into the city and spoil the chances of those who honestly seek work, “The sheep must be separated from the goats” and the latter driven out. Tt has taken the city authorities a long time to find out what every village knows—that penniless arrivals who are determined to vat but refuse to work are undesirables of the first water. Farmville} either makes them work or gets rid of them, Is New York too stupid ta do likewise? See Warmest April 20 in forty four years. Watch April toot the faithful out of their flannels — $$$. ——— ——| Hits From Sharp Wits If cleaniiness is next to godliness try,’ remarked the Man on the € why is spring housecleaning so pro- |" hope the fellows who come in and Vocative of profanity? — Pittsburgh | put their feet on my desk during, S44 Mrs. Jarr, Gaseito Times working hours will be among the first 8 to volunteer,” fo Blade. ‘The keenest di ‘omes, . iS not of failure of hopes tu b Heed, | We he when an autoist but of forilure of | realized (0 ay 4 snoug’ measure UP to Exner a8 ain, and the e «los \ m out for belmg in the way, why, we hold that's going too bloom: A Mar can use the (ruth to deceive. | | is on At Dita rer ng {ar —Macon Telegraph i me) o> 2 “What puts the iteh of mischief Pools nly rus Into us In the spring?” asks an ex- ni Hm And what puts a | bon Linto thy hands of a small fear to tread, but they away willl it Nave oo. boy tn tie dead of winter?—Phila ‘At we ever lave war in this coun- WHEN TIPED oF PLENTY OF HOT WATER For WASHING D TAXIFLATS For RENT AT. FLAT RATES The @ OO Jarr Fami ly Roy We McCardell Ooperight, 1018, ty ‘The Press Publishing Mr. Jarr Loses in a Menu Bout. HAT would you like for sup- per this evening?” Jarr as Mr. Jerr was! preparing to be off to bust- WOOOOUOOOOUOO NOL Jarr had just had his breakfast, and if there was one subject he was not interested in at the time it was he answered what you always say when 1 ask you,” said M Jarr peevishly, “Rut when you come home you say, beef stew again, “Oh, IT don't care: Mr. Jarr indifferently. anything,” sald) have a salad, tween a tramp and a man looking for work. It scrutinizes| What kind of salad would dandelion, romaine or lettuce “Any will do. ; But if dt ds Just as mon-sense shrewdness of this sort, a city of 5,000,000 can learn from {convenient I think | would prefer to have dandolion salad me to @ay what's to be for we haven't bad pork chops for some time.” | “Don't you know that pork bas gone It's nearly as dear as mutton * waid Mra Jace, considering 6e have codfish, salt codfish.” And if you) |and that steak was left and ao L ow, that isn't a nice way to talk,” Pork Is too dear and are out of the question sald Mra. Ja so pork chop How about lamb chops” “But lamb chops are dearer than| even if pork hax been n't they? asked | raised in price, admitted Mra Jarr | “Rut one doesn’t look at it that w paid more than 18 Whon you've 1 | cents a pound for pork che | won't pay 22 cents for the “Have a steak then,” sald Mr. Jarr, “You had a teak for breakfast Just * said Mrs. Jarr. os, and it was eo tough Le replied Mr. Jarr, to appear in costumes that are only suitable for a garden party. Only the most formal persons “_ won't do anything of the kind," | Would say that the girl in the business “It wasn't so very |gummer, Hut neither ahould she at- “VIL tell you what would be nice,” | appetite during the discussion. ‘Nave fresh fish eo long as we have salad “Only it ta very discouraging to keep - | what you want, and yet you are the phia Inquirer, + ee | ra f an - Af RK) | . m. THROR HOOD 0, (The New York Wrening World) eat you don't like. I'm sure it's Im- material to me what ts cooked, so if you'll only tell me what you want make some aort of cholee—'ll have ii “Have a nice light soup and roast chicken and salad,” said Mr, Jar, “You can't get nice chicken this time of year untess you pay a terrible Price for ft. Can't you suggest some- thing else?” asked Mrs, Jar. “Would tt do any good?" asked Mr, Jarre, "You don't seem to get en. thusiastic over what I have suggested, I don't care what you have, Any- thing will do me, except, as T sald, T don't want beof stew and I do want a salad.” “Oh, all richt. Mr Crank!" aald Mrs, Jarr, “Hero you've boen stand- ing haif an hour talking about what | you want for supper when you've just | finivhed your breakfuat Don't you| ever think of anything but eating?” Mr, Jarr was going to say the tople wasn't of his choosing, but decided not to argue and so made his fare- Wells, When he came home for aup- | per Mra. Jarr sald: “Now, don’t start to kick, T didn't ave time to Ko out to get anything, made beef stew. It's plain, healthful food, And I forgot about the salad,|skin food by means of gentle rubs, and now it's too late to send out| pats and pinches, The skin rests upon stance that gives contour to the face, for 11." Mr. wo at the rr heaved a sigh and let it Betty Vincent's Advice to'Lovers. The Spring Girl. ‘T is many days past Kaster and the heavy suit# and fur collara are definitely banished, But I hope that the many girls who go downtown ery day to thelr work in shop and office will not fee) that the coming | of wari weather gives them Heenme office must w cuffed Linen blouses all spring and | tempt to work in a beribboned, bes raffled frock, the sleeves ending above the elbow, the throat cut low enough for evening W here is a happy ™ in ght blouse, with ‘ an be rolled | ik when omifort- | ble collar cut lower than the collarbone, Diseretion ts the better part of the business woman's appear- ance. ME BLY write A young man took | By Maurice Keiten - VERY HANDY HOME The Dower of By Marie Montaigne 1915, ty The Prew Publishing Co, “Sixty Yards of Wrinkles.” IN HOLLOW Ss. VERY day,” declared & famous some astringent used upon the face a fatty sub- his position and I have Do you think he r only wanted ot seen him since. really cared for me, Should I write and tell him ao?" would be unwise, since state of his feelings. the chances are that to see you when money in bis pocket am in love with "BL HA" writes a man who does not ¢ you tell me how to win his affections?" The only thing for you to do is to be | Pl natural self in his, Shih ko yuan lu tao Ti-po-lieh-Il, presence, and perhaps he will be at-| Kut don't take an: ar high-collared, stiff | your tracted by you. more definite steps was very fond made her many on refuses me her friendship and a is shortly to marry another, = Bea (he Now York Prentng World) this supporting substance is dispersed and face, neck and shoulders lose |thetr soft and smooth outline. A gentle rubbing into the tissue of some necessary emollient is not the same thing as massage, although the move- ments should the same. One method is brief, the other continued. |Patting, elapping and judictous pinching bring the blood to the sur- face and where this 1s the case that part of the body becomes plump and attractive looking. Simple applications of cow's cream, olive oil or some pure skin food are needed to obliterate hollow places that mar the symmetry of throat or face, After a thorough cleansing of |the skin apply the emollient plenti- fully, patting it in and softly rubbing tt until much is absorbed be. In three days a@ differen: be perceptible; the hollow place will begin to fll out and the akin to im- iprove. Even when electricity is used tho tissue needs to be fed and the kind of food used should be adapted to the nature of the skin. An olly |skin demands one kind of food and a jdry skin another, but cow's cream |may be safely used upon both, while olive off should be confined to the neck of an olly-skinned person and before applying @® greaseleas skin move sixty yarda of wrinkles, |f0od, of which there are several good by massage. ones on the market, Astringents suitable for this purpose are lavender cologne or lemon juice, which is also a bleach, A very oly skin denotes severe rubbing, not the working in of |S corn SF Sp ee mon ion of a specialist, Do not let hollows disfigure the lovely contour of face and neck. They jare especially apt to oceur back of he ears, where their owner does not The more you rub the skin the more/notice them, but where thoy give a look of age to the face. A few min utes’ attention every night will keep the contours beautiful and age at bay unt!l age itself becomes lovely —_—_—> Can You Sing This? AN you sing the following way to China, Here ts the chorus in good Chinese | Shih ke yuan lu tao Ti-po-lieh-l, ao tt fih hsing tsou, Yao chien wo gai tzu nu, ¥ Tsat hui Pi-ko-tt-lt, ‘Tsai chien Lei-ssu Kwei-ph. Shih ko yuan lu tao Ti-po-lieh-ll, Tan wo hsin tsai na-rh, Hore is the literal translation, ac-| ame ag that of the eminent Koch T have| cording to the Cartoons Magazine: the gifts 1 received from | ‘This road is far from T-po-lleh-li, but she has made no move to return mine ask her to do so?" * | She should do |t without asking,| ‘To meet again Pi-ko-tt-ll, 1 Man Is not sup- ‘ine out to many places of amusement | posed to remind a woman firet to fuss if we have anything to for seven anonths, but two months! manners, We must walk for many da Would it be proper to) ‘This road is far from Tl-po-lieh-1l, 1 want to see my lovely girl, sce again Lel-ssu Kwel-rh. of her This road is far froma Ti-po-leb-1l, But my heart is already in that place |like giving lyou to & r | between their [marks Rive lor spring duck song? Can you read tt?) By Helen . . ‘ vod begs her ed heme her be ¢ written every r telling how to get elena Y £)ve 4 single sugmestion on bow to get the bait-p n pyines always f eed by the black Mee of remoree! bim. Make them bate hit, because a man never rewlly “take 1” unt ody begins to pull the other way A Wise woman Will always listen pa y ‘ sid the follow her own first impulse When a ma ane a Wile ‘ ‘ what he doesn't say Marria e ‘ How to Make By Alma Congriat’ WI8, By Khe Pree Mabe Aya Toastmaster. Inst Detore the men are seated Broup of talkers by p ing that this job has been wist j that you've never been toustmuater; |that there are lots of ps presegt who are slick at the # mat you lown of yourself, &e,, antil they feel ou & penny and sending stick of candy 2. Rearrang sealing at table to. (suit your own idea of convenience, separating close friend and pl the n who eithe ing re thei This lite weatle and to ash 4, Don't wa course” period fe as the waiter 5 the rs. Their attentions divided between the {food and your hot air will utterly! | destroy any gastronomic rapture and{ "W cloak you in an aura of Nile green 4. In introducing each man dwell buoyantly on some of the touchy in- eldents of hin past career; misstate } A War Fla HE Union Jack, the banner un- der which Englishmen, Scotch- men, Irishmen, Welshmen, Can- adians, Australians, Kast Indians and men from other parts of the great empire on which the sun never sets are now fighting on the bloody flelds s designed 3 in 1606, ‘The original flag of England, the banner of St. George, white with) a red cross, Was incorporated then) with the banner of Scotland, whteh was blue with a white diagonal cross. ‘This combination obtained the nume of “Union Jack,” in allusion to the union between England and Scotland, and to the name of the monareh who brought about the consolidation of the crowns, This was James |. of Eng- fand and VI. of Scotland, the rd “Jack” being a corruption of Jacobus, the Latin word for James, ‘The origi- nal arrangement of the Union Jack continued until 1801, when, following the union with Ireland, the banner of Editorials LIGHT ON TWILIGHT SLEEP. By Sophie } HEE editor of the American | I arraignment of the medical profession for allowing twilight sleep (known to science for ten years) to remain dormant, does not mince words, cha ing t arouse a study of the subject. “What excuse is there for th “Instead of yielding everything unreservedly to the eritic and the: conservative—to the ditcher of a enough to see the pitiful inconsistency and ostrich-like hypoe | the position some of our leading men are taking in this matter—and about other matters, too, we may add.” It is but a repetition of the opposition encountered by nearly allf great remedies. Jenner, the illustrious discoverer of smallpox vaccine, cried aloud, “I cannot combat the medical critics. The cyes of the philosophic and medical critic, prejudiced most hittorly against the Po you know in what lan- | hypothesis, will penetrate the inmost recasses and discover the minut- me) cuace It Is written? Itis a) oct flaw were it suffered to be present.” The PORUES BOAR NSS HAS JME Sends Physicians closed its conference last year without hearing Dr. Harry | Plotz, a young physician, who isolated the typhus germ, on the ground ‘that “professional ethics forbade them hearing the paper, because it had been published prior to their ‘had to be acknowledged. And what of Friedman, whose papers welcomad a new cure for tuberculosis and exploited him? Over there in Germany to-day great sec remedy harmless, “even in large doses,” in experimonts with animals, | Will it be ten years before the medical profession awakens ty a study and a possible perfection of it, as is the history of all medicine? Enough of professional jealou Sleep and all similar pain-saving remedies, Reflections of a Bachelor Girl » cold shock weke op aod fod that Gt years ago. | lowland Woodward ne ad hw make «bull of the thing. Thy your efforts will seintillate, by eam ariger » When tha epe vin buh |fors ofune ap ¥ {ment he has made, J «few ip igent smiles-—-then look for the nearest exit! | As the comatose condition th [always arrives vita tie Chitd post prandial hyghball settles down upon ‘the assomblage, create a pleasant i terim by yi wading a (he betterment of the organization b Jincreasing the dues, &e, When thi [has been frowned ‘upon by several inch a hypotheticn! ques indies ko avound ask lity as a tonat. chapter with: myself TF handied tt irather weil, { knew € had the boys’ jinterest fron) the start. (inst time, too. Oh, well, you ne w what you CAN do until you tr ) g “Merger St. Patrick, white wiih a diagonal red cross, Was amalgamated with it. ‘The red Maite sof St. Patrick was Placed over the white crdes of St. Andrew, 40 thot a thin white line on either side is all that remains of the ttish cross, 6 many nationalities comprising the empire of Franz Josef fight under a common flag of red and White, the colors of the Hapsburg dynasty. There are red stripes at the top ond bottom of the banner, und on the central While stripe appears the Austrian coat of arms. The German, Austrimt ‘and Russian banners, like the English, represent a slow ‘growth through many centuries and with frequent changes. Since ancient times men have carried distinguishing emblems in battle, but it was not until the sixth century that the flag acquired its present form in Spain, Before that It Wax just @ small square of cloth carried on a lance, ‘The modern flag is said to have been introduced in Spain by the Saracens, by Women Irene Loeb. Journal of Clinical Medicine, in bis hat it remained for newspapers to ese ten years of sflenc he aska, ny new ideas, we ought to be big isy of ssociation of American meeting.” Last week his discovery principal crime was that the news. ientists agree that his theory —tlhe is right. Ehrlich pronounced the sy. Let there be light on Twill