The evening world. Newspaper, April 20, 1915, Page 20

" . their dinner guests were ringing the | PABOOT trons mee ore the reset enareign in overcoming ehoter\ee whe refuses te “lower” by doing work “denceth ‘seldom pete “rened™ "fer eppertunitios find them helt os @uiehty 00 “locking” fer then mae whe otudies “excuses” ie fail ould de better te vey SRosene” tor BOG tonseity ort grip on oppo’ Ae the frm unity’ ® coat tone Hard Work. “Ae Kitchener said, or our trenghes stretoh lik from Rwitreriand (o what herd work our have, let me tell you, digging theme trenches! “l eam @ young soldier in ighed trench Iay down hin Une offer day and light hin “Here, what did you luy down that shovel for?’ the sergeant anid, “To cool it, sir, said the young eoldier.”—Washington Star What Moved ’E: SCHOOL THACHER recently gave hin pupils a lecture on patriotism, He point the high motives which m territorials to leave their for their country, echool teasher noticed that ene hoy did not pay attention to the iastruction, and as a test question ae him: it motives took the ternitoriale to the wart” ‘The boy was puszied for a moment; ‘then, ‘ing the public #end- eff of the local regiment at the rail- reseed he replied: | Na, tives, sir."—London Tit-| Bits, —_——— A Splendid Chance. woos raising is an arduous business,” eald holesale | poultry dealer of Baltimore. | “Dey and night you must look after | = the eame as you look after “California turkeys are very fine. ‘They are well taken care of. It is me yi on a California tur- uu. =“, fwas' visiting a, Californt farm when a boy applied fo . ©*Your inces are good, I’ ‘ gaid the er. verter Thay chance to rise, air? he doy asked. “*Yes, eaid the farmer, ‘a grand T'N want you to have the mixed by 4 o'clock every morn- ing.’"—Washington Star, —_—_—— The Domestic Machine. R. MEEK was laboriously hook- ing up the back of his wife's | evening dress just as the clock | wes striking their dinner bour and @cor bell. Mr. Moek breathed hard; his head was damp and his hands “I do wish some one would invent a thachine to do this kind of work!" he muttered, miserably, “Why, they have!” replied his wife, brightly, as she applied some pow nonchalantly to her nose. “They have, | and you are it.”"—Youth's Companion. | a - | A Dangerous Practice. | REATHLESSLY he rushed into the barber shop and sprang into | the chair. | “I want a ghave and a@ haircut, and I bave only fifteen minutes,” he said Old Fritz stopped to consider, and | asked, “Vich do you vant the most?" “A ahave.” ‘Tho shave took about cleven minutes. As Fritz removed the towel from his customer's neck, he mid: “Mine friend, don't nefer agein ask @ barber to cut your hairs and shafe you in fifteen minutes, pecause some time you might find a barber vat vould do tt."—-Youth's Companion. —— Veracity. A FARMER in the country last autumn gave a job to a! seedy-looking individual who had applied to him, and who assured him that he never got tired. When the employer went to the field where he had put the tramp to work he found the latter lolling on his back under a tree. | “What does this mean?” asked the| er, “I thought you were a man who never got tired?” | “I don't,” calmly replied the tramp, “This doesn't tire me.”—Sacred Heart Review. Northeard « the const short inland to took for Resson MM, TRYING To ULL YouR PoP OFF 411s CHAIR] — SHLBBID e GOODNESS Gets oat wy MERE THERE GOES J To “GETTING AHEAD AS A BUSINESS GIRL. THE EVENING WORLD will pay $5.00 each for epted stories felling how Each story must be arranged in FIVE SCENES (for illustration), must not exceed 500 words, must detail the ACTUAL EXPERIENCES OF THE WRITERS, and be accom: panied by REFERENCES from which ite veracity can be investigated if thought necessary. THIS OFFER EXPIRES APRIL 30, when a selection of manuscripts will be made. No manuscripts returned unless accompanied by return pos- tage. Address BUSINESS GIRL STORY EDITOR, ENING WORLD, 63 Park Row, New York City. ome through Davis Serett end tate Raffin Bay the act brings rhe hunting etpedition without event the Siren brought to anchor — PUNCH @t THAT wir MARY op MILEY UNAIRE Home and Comic Page of Proposing bear signe “*S*MATTER, POP?” “ FLOOEY AND AXEL-—It’s Too Bad, for Flooey’s Sake, That He Added to Axel’s Mortification! GEE BUT AY VISH AY HAD SOME COIN “To BUY ME VUN Sut! AY Look FOOLISH IN NEW YORK IN DAS COWBOY “Toas ~ W'RYVUN BANE RUBBER AT ME! COKCER NISTIODAY BUT 'KLOuw ONE FELLER WOoTS NL GONNG® GIT IT a“ CepwTieh 1916 Pree Puviiening Vo IN Y Brening Wontd + HOW I EARNED MY RAISE—No. 14—From “Sweeper’’ to “Chief” the engine room place, “At first | did well, but grew lazy un a sharp “call” {rom the chief, OF MARY—We Can’t Resist This Temptation: Pa Put William “Down for the COUNT!” THIS IS JEST VAINT GORKA miss \t ——— THE EVENING WORLD, Tuesday. April 20. 1915 ADRIFT IN THE ARCTIC—By A. S. 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JOHNST: Swe HuckIing dowy To Work for two years T was given a chance at “wiping.”” Knowing that I must take an interest in my work to win advancement | sys- tematized it and soon Ind it going finely. Afier a year and a half 1 was promoted to “oiler.” Now I had harder work, and ten Yours a day Ine | j_4nied dynamos two and « half years, and just | sad of eit. a aad les pay. but it was a part of the | tye Mt ee " Bay Sw progress ve to become an engineer, | was rge of the | in the sepair gang two years and by working hard pore department in a porcelain works. This pot | won advancement to the job of dynamo joy held Susceeetity a year and a: half,— Another Now (had to take care of the engines, punips switchboard and meters. | did all 4 a to be equal, to my new responsibilities. After oiling for two years} Uwas promoted to the repair gang,