The evening world. Newspaper, April 13, 1915, Page 20

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ETPR DE GROOT advertised for an office boy the other day. ‘There weren't any replies that amounted to anything till a dirty- faced urchin presented himself just at ye pee when he should not bave 40 you want?" growled Peter. The child anewered: t you don't know man that don’t want to hire edout n pe kid nor no feller to do no work gor nothing fer him, do you? Or @on't your” “Yes,” answered Mr. De Groot, “I @on't.”—Cleveland Plain Dealer. —<—<—<—<—$<— He Knew. E teacher was giving the geog- raphy clase @ lesson on the cat- | tle ranches, She spoke of their beef all coming from the West, and, ‘wishing to test the children’s ob- @ervation, she asked: “And what olse comes to us from these ranches?” ‘That was a poser, She looked at her shoes, but no one took the hint. Bhe tried again. “What do we get from the cattle, Desides beef?" One boy eagerly raised his hand. “I know what it |e. It's tripe!” he answered, triumphantly.—The Youth's Companion. 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TOOK ALL MY CLOTHES LAST NIGHT TO PRESS ‘EM AND | HAVENT SLOGANS OF SUCCESS By Hazen Conklin. life never is won by Idier” under Gen- eral incompe: WEALTH war headline: “DIGES- TION TORPEDOED; UNABLE TO ESCAPE ATTACK; U-8 TOO FAST." Perseverance. Roelabiiity. Qreorvation. Girone Readiness. P ROGRESS COLLAR 2 for 25 Cents, Evtererice. Steadinces. Sobriety. Re eran ee ,|HOW I EARNED MY He OTHER HAND A MAN CAN Re SINNED AN NOT Even Be in THA NEIGHBOR+HooD ————— - [a MAN Hez Wn VARIA LY] GorTA Be PRESENT J WHEN HES Beine SHAve ai aon @ Hey ! AINT We GONNA STICK TOGETHER ??? POL BANE Hurry 4 / (UL ADMIT IT Isuit MY CHOICE But WWE or TO LEAR SOMETHING! _ MeN HERE HE 1S NOW- INewuceE IS MR WeDDOUE FELLER, @X'-HEH- DOUGH. HES HEMO OVER. HEELS IW LOVE LUITH MY GAL. .TOO ANE @& OLD ONE THAT WILt FIT Nou. Sie! a 1 CAN IMAGINE HEp MISS TIBBETS 1 @ SPLENDID YOUNG LADY ALD ms {iil sing 0, Kh) ng Wor ted by WILL B. JOHNSTONE. RAISE—No. 8—The Road to Independence we 4 “SUCCESS MOVIE" Series of TRUE STORIES of ADVANCEMENT—II!u1 iogne aye HT The head salesman finally left the I spent a year In the salesroom, always first to be hey 3 startin business for himself, "He later se there, never In a hurry to leave, always courteous to ik another flr, where three salesmen ung { My fotks ieing very poor, 1 was forced to go to work when 4 was twelve years old as an boy six months was put in the ‘and year’s end my sales won a rai Ni nl was ccepted, act, ought in a lot of * ful tesiilts oe itiven a chance to work on a new line with even better’ | business, and when my contract was up a better op» J Uivilios {ol msyrlt with ot bar ier od advanced a dollar, on — Dortunlty came, Morrow, m7 7!