The evening world. Newspaper, March 30, 1915, Page 16

LLL See ere ee — ———EE The Evening World Daily Magazine. Tuesday. Mareh 30, 1915 yes. wie HE way — Toeé Pare Yd Faq Goo? Loon ae ] 4&9 Lon on aT wine 9 sot MIE HAIR We wad WISE RS, | ‘ | Bul NO MUSTACHE - S HE WORE A CHtCR Suit | 7 ! aud « DE Rey | se | \cr o's ) =" G tf STATE IS WAITING FOR IT. hy / : EW ‘ 4 the Mothers’ Penson BO, whieh | to ® “ ' a) considerat nee bis veto” What her 5 + to do with it Politicos did not father the bill, nor did po Homanity and the ultimate interests of the Stete stand bebind tee pase it thie measure, Enlightened opimon believes that @ dependent ehild will be @ hetter en if be grows up ander home care No inetita Ss ves Sua - — tion can take a mother's ple If the State « to aid the fatherlene } Tact xe Taine iy } poe You } t " eet through ¢ ther - AD UR Rein « help b i i , roe , | HAIR — PALE FACE - heerlen) Private charity met n this fie sve proved expensive and MUSTACHE BUT No BEARD : incomplete. 1 hae found that the State can maintain a child at HE WORE A BLACK SutT home for not much more than half what it costs to keep him in an ( AND A SLOUCH HAT institution The experience of other countries, po less than that of —s a twenty-two States pute the utility and economy of euch a measure beyond all question Public opimon and the law-making body in New York have etamped the bill with their approval. It 1 humane, progressive, inno- | cent of polities, What reason could any Governor find to veto it? <t- TO PROTECT BUSINESS NAMES. A BIL. is now before the Legislature at Albany aimed at the fraudulent { well known bueiness names by persons, lshed concerns whore familiar eign demgnations they itmtate or pirate. thee nation where widows’ pension lawn enet, ‘ nse of firms in no connections of or successors to the estab: | PLEXION - HE WoRE A Common sense and fatrness are the bill's best advocates. tna You Never Can Tell <=... By Maurice Ketten r: : HERE IS THE Twenty-five prominent New York firms hava endormed the } You, SAw e. HE bie or THE THIEF BY Beane tee measure. The Fifth Avenue Assoctation and the Merchants’ Associa-| | / THIEF 3 S SHAVEN FL RD lOOTH C SAw Him _ tion are supporting it on, + FLORID COM — or 2 Sure 1 SAw ein Aw | SEF You ‘ . sie 1 COULD / SWEAR To IT ) ee ’ M Por lo’ | hawe sverched Honest Mas! Mrs. Solomon By Helen Rowland Ve Mee te bmg Fone UACOMTPR, WHAT te Happtocs for 1 with & microscope, and | sey wate thee Diegenes bimeelf bed pot @ harder time tp finding oo Now I spake unte the mort Beautiful of Women saying “Beloved. art uy “Nay, verily! meving For the curse of Heauty ts upon me and ai! my depo ere made sorrowful @ith benting, and waseage, and heirdressers, and motirtes, and milliners, and the fear of oi4 age sunlight, but cannot for the sake of my complexion wind, but dore not leet It redden my nose t choovletes and drink pink soda waters, BB may not tor “I would the coke of my FIGURE Henolt, | would ott te the 1 would welk im the “And behold, all men preise my race www / am aweary eof thelr Sey | wiinge; but not one of them hath yet perceived that | porneess, alee, @ rain’ And! Hikewine, red me iu bitterness, saying “Go to! | would rather ONE elbow than that au hundred and o La, | am e-weary of being called ‘clever; like personally,’ and flattered for my wit Alas’ shat happiness must it be to be plain AND intellectual!” o the mort Hrillient of Women, but eke alee jn adored me for the dimple in mine hould REBPHCT me for my wisdom ff being gered at For, behold, t is sweeter to be looked at than ateped to; yet, not one man hath ever perceived that, while ‘1 pave o Mind, I have also BYHS!” ' | saying And | spake again unto the Richest of Women, but she mocked me, “What profiteth 1t @ woman though she have all the wealth In Babylon and lose her own freedom? “Vor benold, my tastes are simple, yet 1 DARE not indulge them. “Le! I ADORE flirtation, and gossip, and comfortable clothes, and ehep- jeuey, and bohemian doing mine own cookin tables d’hote, and picture shows, and vaudeville, and Yet all my days are made hateful with pink | teas, and bridge whist, and interminable DINNERS, and fortune buatere. | more than and publicity, and social duties ‘TWICE @ year, | mine own inclinations! that, though | am a celebrity, I sadly “Would that I possessed diamonds and trailing gowns and furs of And | see not even Ine own huskend, “Verily, how happy should I be to be penniless and free to follow For in all my life not one man hath discovered ala GOOD PAL!" But the Simple Damsel sate beside her gas stove an@é murmured viduals or firms whose names are appropriated are not the only parties wronged. The public does not relish paying good money for quea- tionable goods under the belief that it is purchasing of a well known house with a reputation to maintain. Chief opposition to the bill must come from those who profit by the frand jt attacks. We imagine few such will lift thetr voices enough to attract attention, | phase with the admission of the woman plaintiff thet the man she accused is not the right man at all, carries at least two lessons that should not be lost. In the first place it is @ serious thing to make assertions concern- ing anybody, man or woman, which tend to damage that person’s honor and happiness at home or in the community. It is a far more serious thing, however, to claim the help of the law upon a pretext known to be at beet doubtful. Once arowred, jus- tice has an uncomfortable wey of getting at the whole truth, even at the expense of those who think they have retained it to serve their epecial ends. Respect for justice never rises higher than when justice pushes straight to the centre of dispute—everybody’s champion but nobody’s lawyer. —~—so— NOBODY'S LAWYER. HE remarkable case of mixed identity which enters a new a ee Sor By Roy L. sé KY, Slavineky telle me you took a eneak away from you verk and vent flehing yenterday,” remarked Gua, the genial and accommodating (when he felt Itke 1t) proprietor of the cafe on the Surtr 4no RED HA) The Jarr Family ASILIK HAT. R one ¢ McCardell Copgright, 1918, by The Ire Vublishing Co (The New York Breniug World Gus. “Slavinsky and I brought a lot of them home vonce, but they ain't no good, You can't make jelly out of them. My vite, 1 You ind at me about itt | “You didn't wo about 4t right,” said To the from Skelly, the roundsman, in the old days when we were all 40 peor and yet so happy—when Tam- many was In power and a policeman was permitted to defend himself, and But Gus changed his mind about tho nightstick. Anger was suc- ceeded by a keener emotion. “You take adwantage of me,’ Gus, plaintively, “I dont bat id know Awakened Mr. al and a limousine that I might display my charms before the world! For, because 1 must wear plain hate and labor at a hop, not one man | hath yet discovered that, though I am diligent, I am also beautiful and clever and ATTRACTIVE! And behold, I would rather be ehvied than. | ‘worthy,’ and courted than ‘useful!’” | Which shewetb, my Daughter, that whatsoever a woman HATH in this world, she wanteth something ELSE, and that her only Happinese consisteth in thinking herself MISERABLE! Solah, £49? «That Easter Gift to the shut-in, A man asks, “What would you oug- gest for an Easter gift to my wife I've always given her a plant, but want to make it a little more thi year.” Why not present the plant, just the same, but give it in the nicest possible form? Now, a ily plant would look beautiful in a brass re-. ceptacie and an azalea would show off to perfection in one of those pedestal Jardinieres. ‘The tiny gold leather purses, as well as the card cases and flat vanity cases. seem particularly appropriate as Faster gifts and make nice fittings for the mesh bags. Stationery has ever been a favorite gift for this season, When a pretty penholder or fountain pen ta fastened across the top by a bow of ribbon the gift is quite worth while, Two of those small pins for the Easter hat, to replace the large headed passe variety will bring pl ure to some girl, A boutonniere or corsage bouquet of artificial flowers will make the Easter gown more at- INCE fellow sympathy ts a strong S note in Easter gift making, tile seem to be the opportunity for adding a mite to the happiness of the shut-in who is debarred from all the joys that the outdoor world presents at this season of the year. If the unfortunate is fond of read- Ing, the gift question is readily solved, ‘tor at no season of the year do the shops display such a dainty Hine of books as now. There are the white-covered vol- umes that can be had as low aa 60 cents, In the flexible leather or suede there is an endless list of subjects to select from, many of them such as can be reread with added pleasure each time. Some of these in suede can be had at 54 cents in one shop, while at 28 cents there are many ¢x- cellent subjects to select from. A leather-covered blank volume in which each caller can be requeste ‘to inscribe an autographed sentiment Jarr Delights of Fishing either, for you see one just as quick | as another.” “That's the way to talk! brightening up. ‘Now you!” Gus, | I oxcoone | So Wags By Clarence L. Cullen. THE REAL MUSICAL NEW YORK corner. “Voll,” he added, “I vish T|Mr. Sarr. “You've heard of fish pre-j Whether it im hecause you owe mo} PTE 181 tn tne bree Cunebing Ow, | 10 ADEN Oe happiness for many a day tractive. . dould have vent.” serves and preserving fish? Well,| four dollars or because J ike you HEN, in @ car, your wife whis-| ~ 7 ‘ 3, ” ‘V's’ vren't 0 that I don't hit you; but you ain't ined he NE HUNDRED per cent. increase in the numbers attending| | {tf you had as many ‘Vie! in your MGANEReE een te ns eight or ioiteap aeslinene pers in your ear “Don't look | > roan you ay n you by * ” 2 .the concerts of the People’s Music League is the record for| vocabulary youd tie a rich man,| “Maybe you want to tell met can| “T didn't mean to hurt vour feel-| 4) now, but isn’t that woman jn M y Wife’s Husband the year juet ended. Nearly 100,000 New Yorkers have| Gus," eaid Mr. Jerr smilingly butter ont of a buttertish nex De USE Pale he Tere A iene Sieh aire et vara By Dale Drummond : : pos orted € only Joking. t yy | —— ale enjoyed the 158 concerts given under the auspices of the People's st sais Gu. REE eae 3 Niietace carer “auld Mr. Jarr, not] “But my feolings is hoited,” ania) tt®, “freak” to be when you take a u * a ‘ * . only laughed, fo ° b ' " t "a re New Yo Dvening We Institute at Cooper Union and in various public echool auditoriums. | aw that Gus wie puasied. Mr. Jarr {Herding Chin's question. “I’ve heard| Gua, and a dull, lead-oolored tear look, Onpsright, 1918, by ‘The Pree I aay aay - i ening World) ‘The enst side and the Bronx absorbed the mort music. realized that his flow of diction wan) Mt there ts gol in sea water, May-| stood in his eve, “Ain't it bad enough! «put why do you love me?” sho CHAPTER XXIV. divas Tegnd hnowing she wonid do People who go to these concerts do not go to be seen or because |tev comprehonaive for Gur's diminn- Noi ono from the polanan I ft a vife, tene vet iede * ued |peraists in asking him @uring the pes peme ee oye ees to again drive her from me. A i : . tive realisation, aa Michael Angelo ot a foolishness!" snorted | licking every day, that | ehould havelcariy period of their married life. iy ‘ 6 Morning Jane was freexingly it fe the correct thing. They are tired workers who waste no evenings Dinkaton would have eid, So Mr, | "YOU hoar fellers talking of other friends vot necds a licking, too? 1146 can't answer, because there is no were all rather quict. Lwas|polite to me before our guests, and on anything they are not sure to enjoy. That more people than ever Jarr said it, lers vot drink like a fish who ever ke a joke if it ain't an insult, In- answer, A dangerons question, though, very much annoyed at Jane |! Tye pen we were alone, White woon a fish mit a jug?” ‘Didn't you ever hear of soused }mackerel?” asked Mr. Jarr Gus regarded Mr. Jarr stolidiy for A moment. ‘Then he edged over to where he kept the “argument sett “the nightstick he bad won in com- sults I don't mind or jokes 1 don't mind, but an insult what is a Joke and a joke what is an insult, that is coming too far mit it! “1 wasn't trying to insult you or joke with you, Gus," said Mr, Jare, feelingly. "I wouldn't try to do “I'd like to learn you some man- nera!” replied Gua pointedly, “Why ain't you Kot enough education, like @ gentleman, to anewer what T ax you about the fishing? Vam it good fishing?" "Good fishing?” replied Mr, Jarr. “Why, didn't you hear we went te Swank Point? “Swamp Point? repeated Gua, “No, not Swe vp Point-—Swank Potnt—S-w-a-n-k Posten." “I heard you the first time,” said Gus eulenly, “You don't need to pay money for boxes and seats at Carnogie Hall may or may not prove that New York has a genuine love for good music. But thet audi- ences twice as big as those of the year before listened to the excellent programmes provided by the Music League is evidence all one way. And the most densely populated and the newest sections of the city remain the most musical. Hits From Sharp Wits. Friendships you buy are very upt to have flaws io them, It is often a man's backing that enables him to put up a bold front. Do You Take Time to Live? face than to clone the mouth By Sophie Irene Loeb. ° e . = A swelled head i expansion of the bi ever caused by Coprright, 1918, by ‘The Pree Vublisaing Co (The New York Evening World) . a 8 ell it. Vas the fai 4 WOMAN aat alone in her|rather do with LOSS and have m: Norfolk Ledger Dispatch, Most of us who have tried many ite the fishing ied alae beautiful home, She had/ husband with us more—in a word, cd The man who can write a protest ped ways of making money finally! point?” rejoined Mr. Jarr. “Good? just finished a dinner Trine a ee rieareuee MenOe, Rome: that brings rosulte 1s greater than ie | Dive {0 settle down to earn IL—Al-| way, an you need to do at Swank served all alone, She haé/ And how many there are like this that taketh a gity-Fittebursb Sun, ce 6 Gf Point is to got in one of thone worm. | postponed the meal hour for the hus- | husband-—-peopie who really have time ‘ . only PATIENCE. There are men who do thetr nest| Wood boate they have there and the| band that did not come home. Instead TOM te be Recon ht pane as Patience had Job admittedly, only when looking for « job, fish jump right in the boat, You|the telephone bell had rung and she! oment to enjoy REPOSE. and A patience good and ripe « know how fond fiah are of worma, so| knew instinctively almost the very| silence. In the words of Stevenson Dut oft we wonder if ever he There are too many of us who cast bread upon the waters with a fire shovel and then wait around with a words her husband would say: “Sorry, dear, Dut we didn’t get “We are in such haste to be doing, what's the use to bother with worms to be 4 \thering gear, to make our when you can get a boat made of Colored & meorschaum pipe —Philadelphia Telexraph. vie ial voice audible, : ne! RYE tN truck Philadelphia, "Tere | wormwood through with that deal and I ahall| thing “ot which theme ceet fant one hare ta no better way $0 eave the sraph, “Sure,” replied Gus, gravely, | have to stay downtown for dinner to| parts, namely—to It get It closed up.” All of this she told me, thia friend “That's a great dear.” | "But you wouldn't Hke tt," aia Mr, 4 f, if when all is done, you Gus. "They have one great draw-|of mine, when I called, “I am not| would not have been better to sit by back, those wormwood boats at| complaining,” she said, “for Henry te fea fire at home and be happy think- ng. A Plea for the Bioyole. ) Bde dom. German guns and the 15.|Awank Point sometimes tho fan ttn eat Busband im the were. Hol Wise words, To stand atill ts to ‘io the Katitor of Nhe Evening World Hele ioend of 0 Cpllaabetn” have | Jump in ie oat s0 ae and thick fas islet Veena Leer hed | stagnate, but the other extreme car- - i eean creme nee of probably over, (hey aink the bout and that drowns) There is ould si ries tts are always he bioyele is an exercise-giver and | ten ‘milen, Now hore ina query. for | Ly lithe litte ones and myself, that he| looking forward to the day when you & health-giver when rightly used. ‘| scientists to settle: If a gun were to would not give us. He almost antict-| have accomplished this, that or the has gone partly out of fashion of ate The c fo large that ite rela. | Mr. Jarr suspl=\ bates our wants--the material things. | other thing, and you say to yourself, years, through no good reason. Ble | five onto the 4Zom, would be| Cvusly, This was coming it a little |Ocier women would say | was to be| “Ah, THEN is the time for me to stop eycles ure just ax good an they were mito the fie anne frone envied 6 Dave a husband who pro-| and really ‘live.’ and just as cheap, and roads are \t# range exceed that of | 4 hae you Can't go in awl] idee, €0 | Tut, ah, me," she! And how you fool yourself, because much better. Why should this eplen- And by about how suppore ¥ awe S wie | sighed, “he is on the crest of the w. you are trying to fool Father Time— did sport have been allowed to lapse Is there any actual limit to | Me UP there by that Shanks Points | an the tim a losing game. For he has had thou- no tart iredert. a Bunday sftarnccn | che size and range of a gun? This,| the lah is too tick,” he suid. “His hair is already growing gray [sands of years ahead of you and awh 3 ve saneid bs} he , to joke about} and he has never had a real vacat ¢ yet to co! times a Sunday afternoon at a thea. (Qf Course, takes into consideration) “Ob, you needn't try to joke about} and he eal vacation | thousands yet to come that all gins are constructed so am to give maximum eMelency, A. Von Nuber, in years, ‘The children often do not seo bitn once & week. They are in bed when he comes home in the evening ‘The man who knows how to get something out of life AS HE GOS ALONG {n bis work and his play is tre #o far as health goes. ‘ fieb being tuo thick. ‘There's a lot of MEDICAL STUDENT, people J know who are thicker than. BRK | 24 State Street, flat for tl ° when too-oft repeated. Because, in « grim hour, he himseif may fall to reflecting-—"Well, after ali, why?" The next time you hear a man lying to hie wife over the ‘phet to why he's late for dinner, and is going to be still later, watch his face and see how hangdog and worriod he looks. That's beca he’s wondering if he's putting the work over, And some of ‘em involuntarily hold their mouths as far as possible from the transmitter in order that the spouse won't “get” their breath, ‘The Mesdames Sapphira squirm out of it by saying that when women lie they're driven to it by men, But when Monsieur Ananiag lies he's just &@ plain lar, without excuse or con- donation. The folks who in, pretty fortis- simo, for that Rive tna lot iive™ stuff often are | for an eighty- twenty cut, havil “hemoeives a lot of reasons for keeping under cover, It's terribly hard for a woman with nothing much to do all day except roll a rubber ball the length of the dog to run after to be- eve her “big, good-for-nothing lum- mox of a husband” when he tells her after dinner that he’s too tired to go to a show. frizzes by her own stormy-and-gay daughter. Ive an odd thing how, emengt (rom the average movie show, yo! wonder how you contrived to through euch an exbibition of maud- Mn, mawkieh rot—-and then go again a tow nights later. A Big-Gun Query. fish,” replied Mr. Jarr, “But, speak-|and he is away in the morning| the richest man of all. ‘To the Bilitor of The Evening World I ‘usually before they are up. He takes| There is something to lve for be Ty nite Tae Deming Wess exten | aderttnt £2 send money’ to Cracow, ne of : oe bey tells) time for, Nererything Dut t0 LIVE |oldes the dollar mark and the high sively, It @ 80mm, Sie ovarome and sddrens of the Austr ‘Conaul you Ypuldn't go tp at friends or take the child to Peknd that te tite itesit in the everg- ..,ieeotins range 3 yerds. General in New York au "Ob\ 1 know them " matinee, Tadeo, “would” cash frag, patos pinnae ent advertneente Ta taig Geer corset advertisements Tirsined to eay that te @na't wear ‘an outelda for allowing Lucius Hem- ming, of whom ‘she knew | disap- proved, to monopolize so much of her attention. When we reached home Jane and Dorothy went immediately upstairs, pleading fatigue; but Grant and I remained down in the living room for another smoke. “Who are the Hemmings?” he asked puffing rings of smoke into the air. bt @ you known them long?" “Ever since we came,” answering his last question fir to who they are; why he's a seeist, pure ported to be wealthy. “Ob, nothing particular, only I thought he was just a little too at- entive to Mrs, Butterworth to be in good taste when you were there.” ‘Well, you see, I don't dance, and ‘aru ey < Jane is #o fond of dancing. They dance well hay tect “Too well. Bhows too much prac- tice, Really, George, you will have to stop being such a plodder and look after the social side of your life a little more. Your wife is altogether too young, too good-looking to be neglected. Why don’t you learn to dance, to do the thin Excuse me, Geor too much, but I think you more of a companion for your lovely wife.” “How te it that you dance ao well together?” I asked Jane that night. “| danced with him in Chicago, and we h been dancing at bis house venings. ow Did Mim, Hemming dance, too? eas, and who might naturally have| “Not often. Why? been supposed to bave learned all of | “Hecause from something she sald the ropes in her own girlhood, ig|to me to-night 1 imagined she did fooled up to the very e of her | not.” “Well, now that you know all about ft, do come to bed! I'm so sleepy I can scarcely keep my eyes open.” “You will keep them open a longer,” 1 returned, growing angry at her indifferenos, “long enough for me to tell you that I want way of ignoring any unpleasa while far bettor than’ quesrollios, often exasperated mo more than apy- thing she could have said would have done. Consequently I was not sorry that I was to gy to Woodford that. morning, and I started off as soon’ after breakfast as was possible, frat promising Dorotby that I would be at pore sor Lunoirece, “I want to have a sert talk with you this morning, Butterworth, Dr. Webb said as he greeted me, “I have an important visit to and wanted to see you before I went,” ha said in apology, “Now, Dr, But- terworth, you know how anxious I have been that you should go where your pecullar and unusual surgical ideas could ve a@ broader scope. Well, I have a chance to help you i” a may that may again. ere 18 & Vacan sungion, staff of the Tunly Reopen in Chicago. I have taken the liberty to recommend you for the position, but you must decide at once. Think it over. I believe it a chance in @ thou- @and, but of course I may be mis. and shaking hands cordially, @ left. Jane had gueste for luncheon, * h 4 ae Grant ‘waa Co leave that maga decided to say nothing of , Webb had told me until after he had gone, Dorothy was to the town nor the people, and I sure would be delighted to go to Chit cago. Tho luncheon passed off pleasantly and I made some afternoon calls while the rest played bridge. Then I came home early to dinner so that I might have as much time as possible with Grant. Jane was still very dignified and cold, but, as always, polite to me. After dinner we had to have | Gran’