The evening world. Newspaper, March 1, 1915, Page 14

ia, vening World Daily Magazin The Day of Rest xsteeth., By Maurice Ketten ifty You Should Remember By Albert Payson Terhune Onprright, 1918, ty The Prose Puttishing Oo, (The New York Brening World), No. 35. —MARCH 1, 1815 (100 years ago to-day); “The Return . From Elba.” NO. 19,5 ] UST one hundred years ago to-day—March 1, 1815—e fat iitie middle-aged man, who hed escaped from prison, landed im ‘MAKE FRIENDS WITH THE PUBLIC. France. And, as was bis custom, he brought Trouble slong with ° him. In wholesale quantities. . ‘The man was Napoleon Bonaparte, Emperor of the French, who, after HE welling volume of congratulation—from city and State ertvpng ail Berope Wythe troat tor iment rears hed been beaten Gove officials, from property owners, from business men and from eer num! packed off to on every clase of citizene—which has poured in upon The Eve- - gilng World following the victorious outcome of ite fight for a five- phone rate throughout Greater New York, should make the New Island of Elba. He had turned the whole continent into an armed camp. To grat'fy — Telephone Company think twice before it begins a costly and, Tiepeless struggle to evade orders. ag hl tag The £ . vio Bord. BY JOSEPH PULITZER. Be hee Feehan Consens, en, 8 wo WHAT'S THAT “THAT T's TH RUMBUNG | HEAR ry R Toun 7 IMs own ambition he had thrashed or bullied every country but England into cringing submission. He had drained France of men and money to carry on bis ware. He had regarded his fellow mortals merely as com- mon meat or as pawns in the fron game he was playing. He had lived » The up-State Public Service Commission has given the tsephone | at IGHBORS OVERHEAD entirely for his own selfish ends. And, lke most people who live wholly _ y a notably generous deal in allowing it to figure 8 per cent. ARE i extey WAIN Now fee tt Bo had ast only made every one else thoroughly miserable, but fern upon 9 property valuation of $82,000,000—$17,000,000 more the estimate of Prof. Boma, the Legislative Committee’s expert. © The company is expected to report its answer this week. Detaile ‘ef the now schedule are eagerly awaited by the public. This news- ‘PRbar's advice to the corporation which monopolizes telephone busi- ese in this huge metropolitan area, is: Atone for pest evasion. Face the inevitable. Do the one thing ‘that will gain the good will of New York telephone users: Accept the ‘Perms and count on increased tmsiness to maintain eure dividends. ———— ‘Attempts to settle Senator Eithu Root on the old homestead ‘at Clinton, N. ¥., fail diemally. At threescore and ten the Sen- ator seems spry enough in body and mind to remain a city Seller for years to come. ot XVIII. at Paris. And orders were sent to arrest the Corsican. Near Grenoble , & body of soldiers lined up to bar his advance. This was a picked force, » IT CAN’T BE DONE TOO SOON. made up of oat trusted by the King. Napol t : T'S THAT TS OUR MUSICAL ‘up of men m by the King. Napoleon rode forward alone to : @ N ASSURANCE that Gov, Whitman will eend « epecial mes-| | WHISTLIN cy Radiator =ITSA WHY DoYou Me MT Mini dame Manat Wial mee ualee Fiero: The allies overcame him, and then imprisoned him—eafely, as they - thought—on Elbe. Then exhausted Europe made ready for a period of badly needed peace. Louis XVIII. was proclaimed. King of France. And people decided that the dis- L A Strange tressing Napoleon Incident was closed. But in a Weleome. few months the people began to forget the horrors of the Napoleonic wars and to remember only the Emperor's genius and his almost hypnotic charm. ‘Then, when the English warehip guarding Elba was momentarily out of the way, Napoleon skipped across to France, landing near Cannes on March 1. He wore the faded old uniform and gray overcoat and cocked hat { that his followers so well remembered. And to the little band of conspirators with whom he began his march to Paris he spoke tearfully of his joy in ‘ setting foot once more on his dear native land (although France did not happen to be his native land, as he was a Corsican by birth and could never learn to speak French without @ strong Italian accent.) ‘The moment that news of Napoleon's presence in France reached his olf eoldiers they began to flock to his standard. They had starved and bled and suffered and lost their dearest friends in his service. And now they asked nothing better than a chance to do the same thing all over again. ol Word of the Emperors return from Elba was brought to King Louis ° s STAY IN THs “Soldiers, behold your Emperor! What man among you will a me?” 4 tite the Lagsatae urzing the» pangs a ate dosn Unieneceae No!8y FLAT? vmagerot!"” "The Gry wae cought up by @ tnowsand voldes. ‘The eOaierg Wou \ who had been sent to slay or capture the Emperor now thronged about him, Sas AU WINTER bps cue creaming his name in an ecstacy of enthusiasm, kissing his hands aad * even the hem of his coat, vowing to die for him. They ripped off their « white cockades (badges of Louis XVIII.) and ground them underfoot. They > were crazy with hysterical joy—at the prospect of more hardships and perils, * by all thinking New Yorkers. ” The mischief this resurrected fag-end of a law threatens to bring this city is appalling. As everybody knows, an enormous amount y construction is under way. Many important streets are up of temporarily covered. Business in many sections must im- fently await the completion of subway operations to enable it to anything like ite normal course. Anything that halts the indefinitely means money out of thousands of pockets. Moreover: Directly it becomes published through the length and th of the country that labor is needed for public works in this New York City will be swamped under the influx of the job- from all parte. We shall have to take care of our present unem- plus the sliens thrown out of work, plus the hordes of job that will pour in. Erase the alien labor clause from the State statute book and ake a big red mark to call attention to the fact that it is gone—the cer the better. Napoleon entered Grenoble unopposed. There, addressing another body of the King’s troops, he said: “Join me and win back those Eagles which '* you won at Ulm, at Austerlitz, at Jena, at Eylau, at Friedland and Wagram! Stand by the banner of «; The “Hundred your chief! His life is only yours; his rights are ., ye.” only yours and the people's; his interests, his: glory “f o and his honor are only your interests, your giory ands your honor. ‘Victory will march at the double; the “ Bagle, with the colors of the nation, will fly from steeple to steeple, even to the towers of Notre Dame! Then will you be able to boast of your deeds; “* then will you be the liberators of your country!” And in response rose the.» deafening shout: a “Bire, we are here!” oh ‘The same feeling burst forth everywhere along the route. Officers and <’ men, sent forth to capture the Emperor, joined his’ fast-growing army. «> Cities threw wide their gates to him. He did not have to strike a biow, His march was a triumphal progress. Poor old Louis XVIII. scuttled away into hiding. Napoleon rode into,*4 Paris, greeted by the frenzied cheers of the people. For a brief 4 days lasted this second reign of the Corsican. At the end of that time tho . ° s ° it hed hit it Water 1d this tii a in H W e's Name, allies crus! im at Joo, an ime made certain to imprison him where there could be no chance of escape. Little Talks About Lent. | his mother and upsetting the gravy. clean tablecloth! Talk about the| the | children!” i; Stories of “La Quaresima.” orange. ae te arieee SO fearing QM Nawy|,Whereat Mr. Jerr teft in high| PPUHTE Latin races make much of alt| ,,5078h quille are stuck into the fratt . The Jarr Family By Roy L. McCardell ‘Capgright, 1918, ty The Prem Publishing Ov, (The New York Brenig Werld), 66 TOW this to a clean tablecloth, little girl. Is Qualifying for Martyrdom new pe Gudgeon to read the evening paper to denote the seven weeks of Lant. ©! end, one of mY new gnen|,“Cry-baby! Cry-baby!” arted the | bottle. lin another room, stating that he would = Prsaetcseh woaener the Below the orange is suepended an’ THE DAWNING OF AN IDEA. N ; Uttle boy, pushing his plate toward | “There,” cried Mra, Jarr, “look at| return to finish his suppor after the ya be tor ing ing.|osier hoop, to which are hung speci- a: the family had assembled for the eve- - al eal, “IT t dena POTHER of amaze and indignation because the Health De- *T don't want no soup!” interrupted a animals were fed. ‘The form and spirit of the Catholic] mens of the various kinds of food? ————————————— "Church still pervade Italy to a permitted during Lent, as well emall bottles, one filled with ‘wine aadhA War ologues marked degree. In his able compila- partment has ordered more cars on the Fifty-ninth Street lat ° the other with spirits. On Ash Wed-ar and Street crosstown lines! ea Kia Gah caliteg comme ot tho} Ref 1 ections of By Alma Woodward | witsm wales tis tat tore ine " President Shonts of the New York Railways Company and F, W.|nvents on the table. | OPT Yack veclon Wontins “why as 1 who presides over the Third Avenue system, are indig-| good eee cies wr Pig “He bt that such trifles as cleanliness and decency should be called for ey batpniea’ ae late day on overcrowded surface cars that have long paid solid| , “7he child only does what he pees The Public Service Commission is indignant that anybody nae cl antag ply ‘aa oe pos are to interfere in: matters which it claims a special right to pra yen! dvger peer gla public is of course to blame. It will climb aboard Hi goog va aia la COSTAL 018 fy Se Res Salad Oh: (eee Her ee Resear Wn, ~Teaalseapdagaly EET | I, i a ppg Toned Laney mip bl ha ‘Meanwhile the public is entitled to eubmit a fact or two: udder and allenced him for « time, a ONO SATE oh he" areted Maa’ oltney te Aims antl! “Fifty-ninth Street crosstown care at most hours of the day are|, Ait 70 -0ln to have ne dessert] A man kills time with « golf s 20 that people on the back platform stand packed together | cried the uttie girl. light is going to keep you awake, than pigs in a stock car. To say that no more cars can be| The little boy, now noting his moth- A bachelor’s sun bas never set until debutantes atop thinking of him as| i've seen the time when—— fs to insult the intelligence of anybody who watches them dribble [<r sttention was directed elsewhere.) “Gangervus” and begin thinking of him ae “nice and sate. the ove of Pote doa't start is on that ity 7 ’ is the making id ue, tetrwom of the Booms’ Cat ot] POUiATma (iiterally “Lant"); an egy ac. e or Ww Ue A ig Be on) Mz. B.|symbolical of the Lenten season, & = “ot he Sissy matt pet oan ot ee co's black gown ira, ee, Sevoundnd w Bewpapem, #/ and a Te, pets aps ans Ge car- By Helen Rowland MM" (opening one eye)—Aw' and & spindle” She has no Tage, bat cn " where ey oug! to @ point gown, which Re en pol tat light | Tick, one “nd of which is thrust into| become eadiy shabby ectanio . go! oe Body, while ther supports an 4 the little bondi o'clock to-morrow. Mra, B, (peeved)—I'm not prevent- ing you from going to sleep! You're not euch a sensitive plant that a litte 3 @ Woman with a lip-stick. otand. or three minute intervals across the Plaza. tho tablecloth, but the eagle eye of| So dead Je deed sentiment that when a man cleane his desk (every sizth| Say wet in thunder ta that ocity se | Int the Board of Health back up its order until everybody con- |! pogd yh pcr gi doing!" he| °%, #e¥enth year) he has to tax his mind in the effort to remember who tite. Yan Puc Srna Fem Sonty eo : gets used to the novel ides that there is no immutable neces- Wie ene “Yours fondly, Mabel” was, and why he put the dead carnation in the en-| cola they keep me awake. I've found worn’ tee for treating crosstown passengers like swine, velope with the strange looking look of burnt sienna hair. that if you can keep your feet warm “Why don’t that girl give him his when you're in bed you'll be warm all own spoon?’ exclaimed Mrs, Jarr in . Bo that’ ‘Ango 4 oo eon al tence She unewe he| It 18 fooliah to fanoy that » man is thinking of proposing to you; a) Mr. B (iting erect, uddeniy)— can't eat with those large spoons,” | Man never proposes to any woman, dearte, until he has gotten past “think- rand new Angora’ 3 ve g? } § 4 248 —<f¢e————— ‘The Sublime Porte begins to feel a little less eo. : fe “E fe very paid twelve doliars for crepe with “Little Emma is using the lange| ing!” wholesale? Say, why don’t you knit colored linen, sod is Hits From Sharp Wits. spoon,” aald Mr, Jaze. a yoursalé & pair of sleeping allppare? shes ate tat “Yes, and look at her bands!” cried ‘When a bride finds her husband eoftening his riding boots with her tii )—I can't spare men do not learn to know |tle respect from anyboty—Albany | ore. Jar. “Shame, a big girl like| imported massage cream, or polishing his pipe with her twentydutton Blume’ cence emits ake : the moral courage to tell eo 8 you, Emma, coming to the table with | evening gloves, she realizes at last that she is actually married, . von they know, Bee have trouble on account | such hands!” —— Snances, Inost of us on ac-| “Willie didn't wash his hands Life is the sardonic harvester who gathers from our hearts all the man “live wire” may at of —Philadel. “uling or another—Albany | phia Inquirer. ~ °* "°™ ~ [elther," whined the little girl. flowers of iNlusion and plants in their atead the weeds of experience, $$ 6 6 “T think somebody might help me ar The man who makes up his mind | with these children!” sald Mrs, Jarr Ye | inter in the the t leas of the hit to do something and keeps on try haeae tring tone, “I lett t In most flirtations a man’s rest in game is far more vital than | though! Hy. you are going 1 Oar OS ceree, em do everything. Some men try to help| his Interest in the girl, ° in trouble you'd— aah) ine bune. enough to get the money to get the men friends to spend more ping nae ie sian aie cuales idl money than they can afford. She does | ment. “Soup don't have to be cut up,"| not insist that ahe be takes to expen- remarked the little boy, slyly tosaing|sive restaurants, She does not say), gir “but am Dasnful and blush ‘a crust of bread at his sister. that ‘she never oan enjoy the theatre /at the least little thing while in her tng lines to @ yor man who wants| “Ob, my eye, my eye! Willie hit| Unless she sits in the first six rows of . Do you know how I can to go fe Alaska’ dra} qhances are me in the eye with a crust of bread!” | the orchestra.’ She does not intimate can a young man to receive | wailed the little girt. ny Clerical capacity? “What dangers “Gee whis!"” cried the exasperated are there In prospecting? Is it hard| yr, Jarr. “Ian't & man to have any & plas peace at bis meals?” “Why don't you do something te Te the Baiter of The Brening World: correct them, then?” asked Mr, Jarr, Readers, three men bought @ grind-| | “Ob, golly! Chicken!” cried the one 20 inches in diameter, How/|jittle boy. “f want the wishbone! fie Hameter must cach arind| Gimme the wishbone!” eac! pace for tne 0 *L want the wishbone; Wille al- at meals by doing the carving.” ae . K Mr. B. (turning around deliber- aolt:lt taey 10 get ncquainted with | “It you mean me,” said Mr. Jarr, Betty Vincent's Advice to Lovers thesooraing until it'at might é must Know them’ Tong time before | WBO Was Waiting patiently for the thoughtful, considerate girl | she loves mo, as Tam very beshtulr’ | Willing to pity, help and talk they will offer you advice,—Toledo |rest of his dinner, “I have trouble thoughtful, Copquer your difidence and the of war. But from 11 to Blade. does not encourage her young pro- & 3 reserve the right to pity myself. pose to the young Woman. She ap- parent tly hea given you encourage- Mrs. B. (excitedly)—Look here! this account where ladies of refine- iment and culture have to sleep in cow- carve it Pattern Ne. 8889—Girl'e Drees, 4 to 10 Years.