The evening world. Newspaper, February 11, 1915, Page 18

rid Daily’ Magazine? Thutsday? Pebtuary 11: 1915 ~ y Not? Be avtettrn, Bf By Maurice Ketten Reflections of a! a Bachelor Gi By Helen Rowland * Eve’s Number. : LOX HEN, oh WHEN, will men ever learn—— Rene A Matter, Festa tae Seay aut All Countries in the International At ey ‘ That, to a woman, “shopping” fe neither a duty nor ah‘ bation, but a state of mind? ; \T DOES IT COST TO MAKE BREAD? OR four and one-fifth cents a first-rate loaf of bread can be | ‘Waked at home, is the claim of the Housewives’ League. Wlint fa more, declare the domestic experts, in nutritive value the, “loaf is worth about twice as much as the lost the baker ‘Attention, Municipal, State and National investigators of the That, in times of great mental stress, it affords a woman just aa | relief to go out and squander her money on a lot of ilk fol-derels a i affords @ man to go out and buy a drink? \ ‘That nothing makes a woman feel so fascinating as to know that she has a drawer full of frivolous lingerie and a closet full of expaidive | cA one negligees, even though she may never put them on? Den A war-price bread} Here hing to look | ares tee | oe, ena m esis Po haias That « goman will thank another woman for telling her that her nose) jf “3 . eee eax tae al needs powdering or that her hat fe not becoming, but that she never will)” of 4.8 cents, what becomes of the plea of 2 } y forgive @ man for observing things like that? who buy their flour at far better terms and ‘ > | if Mee That no woman is so stupid as to fancy thet a man chews cloves’ gest "| © because he likes their flavor? ‘ SS | That @ woman's intuition is neither as strong as atiimal instinet ner ; ae clear as masculine judgment; but that it can win out over both of them in a walk? , an ‘able to tura out 0 loaf of average quality for ‘That just because a woman works overtime in order to make a mem Dropose to her is no sign that she wants to marry him? You don’t satel & fish because you WANT ft, or need it, but just for the fun of “catching” itt That when a man pleads “temptation” as an excuse for his deflections, & woman closes her eyes and smiles inwardly at the remembrance ef 6 TSA A LAMITY-HOWLER, thousand “temptations” which she scorned merely as impertinences? VERY DANGEROUS ANIMAL . WHEN Ar iE — HE LS WHY NOT fi QUARANTING ‘That a woman hides her thoughts, feelings and opini hides CALAHITY- HOWLERS, ? bones, but that they are all THERE, seats 00 be Srosgat ont ao be ological moment, in an argument? That the average woman knows that the fact that a man married her fe 20 proof that he loves her, but merely that he was too weak, at the me ment, to resist her? That © man can always have his way, if only he will wait ustil woman hes finished having her SAY—and that a woman always HAS a “reason,” even though she can't remember exactly what it ist 7 Things You Should Know About Yourself * the “The Trouble With Our Eyes. RE our eyes “going to the dogs,” PADAAAAAAASIABAPABAABBAAAASAAAAISS Mrs. Jarr Believes Hospitality Ought to Be Punishable by. Law adapt himeelt more repdiiy? FLEES EOE EE EE EEE EF OF OFF OF OF AF OF OF OF OF OF OF Of eves Only In the natural light of day— ‘You should be back on the farm,”|“"wase” civilisation has done is said Mrs, Jarr. And Mr. Smunk has| adapt the eye to the work ocivilisa- been standing on his head around| tion demands of man. here-long enough. I'll have to ask him to go, too!” And after both unwelcome visitors, had departed, Mr. Jarr remarked, “After all there is nothing like tact The Jarr Family By Roy L. McCardell Ooparight, 1918/ by The Pree Publishing Oo, (The New York Krening World), 2U made a nice mess of get-; “They are for the unemployed,” to-day, is it strange tl fe of Hoensed must have equal rights and equal obligations under the law. ‘The courts have supported the contention. The Taxi Trust has ting rid of Uncle Henry } ie vain. and that ol4 Jared Smunk - last night,” sald Mre. Jarr 5 Tepreachfully to her hus- band at breakfast. “[ did the best I could,” grumbled “Do you and Mr. @munk consider yourselves unem- ployeat” “Cortainly we do!” declared the re- tired Government printer. “That's what I say,” remarked My Wife’s Husband \:, ‘SPRING STYLES IN FEBRUARY. ASK fashion not to be a foal is maybe waste of breath. But ‘{nesseantly os women's wear ‘wriggles into new violences of * \@hange to cheer thé dresamakers and the fabric manufacturers, ‘Boom os if it might retain some vestige of sanity in conform- we recall, it wae 1 ideal of fitness or beauty is served by wearing « hat in February? “6 me . it becomes more noticeable that women put on their -headgeer in midwinter. And in August we find them hurry- doth suits and “winter styles.” fi ? Is a beautiful “toilette” any more beautiful because it preposterously ahead of its proper season? Or does that it has no resources left but to be silly? Sa See “Under which flag, Leviathan?” Hits From Sharp Wits. fi * — Hassan Stree? "™ 204 ‘0 your | % the Eéitor of The. Braning World riage of], Te which @tate orm , me gned the duty - ight “omart” to trim flimsy hot ‘weather nvuslins with an edging | °%%"7?¢ Hi Mr. Jarr. Uncle Henry. “I'm {s™@fis city, un- “| don't know why it is,” whim- employed. I wouldn't mind having a good paying position here in the city, .| Where I could talk, to-one of them tty gals what writes letters for rich city fellers on machines—what do you call ‘em, manicures?” The Patience of Salesfolk And How Some Customers Reward It. By Sophie Irene Loeb. Cuprright, 1914, by The Fees Publishing Co, (The New York Evening Work), STOOD at a counter a few Gaye ago in a large store and could not help observe @ transaction between @ customer and the clerk for whom | .| Please see that this is put bes 2339 is H 8 i i a k Fi : i the initial and the monogram will it cost me?” “Fifteen cents.” “Well, all right,” answered the woman, ‘I will have the moi What color would you suggest Jt was finally decided to have blue, after various queries as to which was the most “popular.” deg you in & aiee “Now,” the woman, nice box and sent ‘special? answered the clerk. “Moet I wait until thie due bill comes back “You to be eure that the name is “But I 't got time to wait” (after hay naumed over twe: minutes ape tied the matter with —0or a shotgun, to speed some parting Suests!” So Wags the World. By Clarence L. Cullen. Covet, Hts Vosk foexina Wenthet 8 to most things, the majority of us either like or dislike them in a sort of lukewarm way, if we don’t positively abhor-or idolize them, But there's no midpath between, those who absolutely dote on thé movies and those who loathe them. ‘We know what we ourselves do for & livelihood, of course, But at a| *! matinee (at a John Drew matinee, for example,) Ky) Reeitvely can't help wondering w men present ue ir veces Sab Oe a A @ liv- ing. ey sim ni cou- n-clippers; and. it there they are, tore or office ho! all dolled up, \ We wish we could all take as much | here, interest in the whole colossal cosmos aa the vague-eyed sealots who talk about baseball in the subway cars at this time of the year take in the so- wonderfully -and-gratuitously-adver- tised “natiqnal game.” “Bay, somethin’ ot be done to this Lorlys Rogers feller, hey?” t's @ remark we've heard from the lips of chinny ing pat and taking ‘their medi- cine like men, take it on the run for a cave in the mountains, —==By Dale Drummond== OHAPTER IV. HERE in the world have you been?”) Jane asked impatiently as I came up i the walk, swelled with i my own importance and anxious to tell her that I was now eatablished with Dr. Tobish. Of @ sudden all my enthusiasm @ied out. It was not so much what “You married a man with br, to in the world,” become! wt asa glad you bo eelt thus early in tbe Jane had said as her tone, and the| being manner of saying. “I have been attending my frst real patient,” I told her. “One of the Nel- son children has « bad case of mea- time to attend to that,” Jane retorted, ‘T've nearly died, ing here alone.’ “Not quite so bad as that,” I . “Why didn’t you take @ walk or call on some of the neigh- bore? uns Leek ly expect you to re- ” “Tr don't lag) to soene bey ee y je use O! en ? Besides, they y. et surely didn’t take you all this| talk, dear,” taking no no! ‘got your hat rile ake the ie, for not to be iat am tq partnership with Dr, Tobish from now on.” ait} to be tett alone? “Why, be genre than I can help,” “That I shall be with you every moment I am free from patients and office hours.” “I geo! I am to be second after this.” § I became angry; not considering Jane; but looking upon her attitude childish, ‘unwarranted. when ; nickel in mine ough she f said nothing, but un ly oae wate to bed. Seon T arms ai neck, then tears an: sobs shook her body as she ae Lg and that she mynd be e! her tears, she fell asleep on but for s time sobs kept me swake a: pd (To Be Continued.) Itke that, we Be vow ~~ the cash over toa maa who watt of those “nifty” new style > with skirts that flare out lke