The evening world. Newspaper, January 26, 1915, Page 14

PT CONEY FOR THE PUBLIC. HIM tiene to deed the ocean beach at Coney to the free use of | ‘the public is not next summer but now. | = Before s single amusement enterprise or private squatter | te fence off the sands and charge admission to the ocean, | ghould claim every ayailable inch of the shore for its right- Bvening World’s campaign for a free public beach and mu- | ‘Pattthouse on the Dreamland cite now owned by the city has, : of the Mayor and the President of the Board of Aldermen. | minority lesders of the Board favor it. Alderman) fe mo reason why the city should not acquire the + entire Coney Island beach, from Nofton's Point to Manhattan Jaws to reclaim the beaches, i's what we have Legislatures for. to enact statutes giving the om firet etep, build a new municipal bathhouse. The older several years ago through the of this », ive proved all too emall for the hundreds af thousinds Fto make use of them. These bathhouses have their way ‘ money for the city besides. ‘Why turn the Dreamland property into a park when it can be fan open beach and bathing piace for the heat-tortured poor of ° ha? There can be but one answer to this question, which mes up in the Board of Aldermen to-day: ‘ York needs freo beaches and bathing facilities for its mil- Nowhere can it find them nearer than at Coney. Next sum- should put the public in possession, i . $$ oto a United States Supreme Court rules that an employer to Bire a man who jolee a lebor union, just as a can refuse to harbor a man who does not obey Its dic to Be the same sauce, ———<4¢ = \. SAFETY ISLES. isles of refuge on the perilous pavements of New York are urged from various quarters, "Phe Merchants’ Association, through ite Committee on ‘Plan, reminds Borough President Marke that, despite all safety i nts, 290 persons were killed in the streets of the Greater year. ‘The merchants point out that isles of safety not only danger but make for economy by relieving the need for traffic at points whero they are established: They do more. They tend to induce pedestrians to cross the on the cross walk. - The dangerous habit of cutting diagonally ween crossings through a traffic-filled street is one that hes y grown upon New Yorkers. ty in. crowded thoroughfares depends upon instinctive cau- mon the part of everybody. ‘Uniform use of crossings is a first of such caution, Isles of safety encourage {- ot ’ WAR PRICES. <. ——-4-—___—_——_ NO LONGER FUTILE. » BOLISH THE ALDERMEN!” it used to be. Not only is it many moons ¢ince any one has clamored for the Board's extinction, but the record of Aldermanic accomplishment opr goes far to justify President McAneny’s claim that has scored.a genuine and permanent advance in would form aranicipal government. Here, achievements to the credit of a chastened city legisla- 1914 a few stand out. It revised a chaotic building code. the Motion Picture Theatre law in the interest of safety , and it strengthened the taxicab ordinance—both meas- pat forward and urge’ by The Evening World. It put more tin the speed ordinance. It regulated billboard advertising, pro- Mi for municipal markets, established a Municipal Employment Bu- probed frauds in the Copsitutional Convention election and in- od reasonable vacations for city employees. It showed cour- “eélf-correction in divesting itself of its power over petty . permits, wr it ia due the present Aldermen to say that they have ina prized went a bro! wrist, ohippt Yes, on he social rested with the Aldermen themselves to regain the esteem | fair 1915 finds the Board with new standards to main-| he her wkirte her own high social cirele believe it? ~actually followed in the chase, Her Britannia keeps the waves. But there is still the air. mome: to Fai attire Hits From Sharp Wits Maske frlonae country and be farmers and other workeye.—Mil ve Among other things that oxperience teaches is that rejected advi Goed--Albany. Journal, aoe: 94 jukee Bentinel, “Tell ‘him! A phenomenon is somethin edo Blade. "trim ee ways want to be different and a Know how:-—-Aibeny Journals) Kes Sula when ‘The naked truth usually consists of bare facts. ' times | If you must be a knocker, uso naits) Would to} with your hammer and you may do, that whe! | the folding bed, that treacherous and deadly article of furniture—-ong of the ‘pclae | most ae! Such Is Life! «ime. Rian Y,. TB heveve Your SistRess By Maurice Ketten Sayings of Mrs. Solomon } By flelen Rowland Coprright, 1918, by The Prem Publishing Oo, (The New York Brains Wat@. =~ mae are asy oper ar MieM ice olf H tipe!” ¥ Ae For I have known much HUSBAND; and I say unto thee, | ways of @ man, before and after “taking,” differ as the ways of e small” before and after Ohristmas. . Now, there dwelt a damsel in Tyre, before whom all the youths and the” bachelors knelt in adoration, regardless of the creasing of their trourers . or the height of their collars. And a certain one of these came unto her, saying: eT “Let me bo thy SLAVE! Take me for thy meal ticket and thy éoor” it; for, behold, ‘Now-I-lay-me-down-for-you-to-walk-over-me!” And the damsel answered, “Oh, very well!” For she thought in her AS WHAT CAN WE Do ~. For THe UNEMPLOYED 7 LET'S Give A LUNCHEOW SH AN ENETS SHAG” heart: “Lo, this is what I have been seeking! Now will he set me apes throne in his front parlor and cover me with jewels and orchids atone , pliments and kisses and imported hats and adoration!” Kae But, alas! when they had returned from the honeymoon thé danisd Was astonished: ‘ ’ For the man eate him down in the most Cotnfortable Chair and drew forth his OLDEST pipe, saying: “Hasten, Little One, and fetch me my slippers and my bath-robe and my newspaper! Yea, bring me the pillow for my head and the foot-stool for my feet; for I am aweary. " “Bathe my brow with eau-de-colog: light shall not strike upon miné eyes. “Likewise, see to it that my breakfast eggs be not cooked for MORB than two-and-three-quarter-minutes and that my coffee be as thou knew- est I Ike it. Verily, verily, THIS is the Lif And the woman was petrified! But when she had done his commands he smote her with a look, saying: “How now! I perceive that thou hast failed to place the studs within my shirt; and WHERE my fresh hose and my clean linen? “Draw my bath-water, I pray thee, and have it at the exact tempers ature and see to it that ory shaving things are laid out!” Then the woman fled the house and came unto me, erying: “Alas! what shall Ido? For I sought to acquire a slave, and behold I have GOTTEN a sultan! Lo, all my days are to be spent’at the foot of # throne; and I that,was an objet d'art have become but a thing of utility!” But I silenced her, saying: ‘ ' rh “Cease thy com ings, thou Stupid One! » Know EVERY husband is a Kaiser Wilhelm in his craltaigiorsea ter on ioe “But, in reality, he is as the “C” in the word “Czar,” whioh is im- portant in appearance only. “I charge thee, walt upon him, and bow down befor him fn all these Little Things, and thou shalt rule him mas ease tense ‘Thy friends shall be his friends, thy ways his ways, and thy relatives tin LETS Give A BANQueT NOBODY CAN THIN I< IN THE ‘Saat OF The N ind draw the shades; so that the Foraetit! Cola! LET'S Give ea DANCE CHEER UP OLD MAN, EVERY THI I$ WORKING FINE . We ALREADY” AD FIVE LUNCHEONS - SEVEN ANQUETS AND A Few DANCES “To DISCUSS WAYS AND NEANS ‘To HELP You relatives! | ‘But Orst must thou make him to think that He is aT For matri- mony is not a ‘graft,’ but « JOB! ‘ | “And ff it be meet to marry a man, it is meat and bread and marmalade {to make him COMFORTABLE!” Selah. , Chapters from a Woman's Life i Hates | 1016, by The Prem Pubtidhing Oo. (The ‘Trestag CHAPTER OXXXVI. Lesh wrag ra guar PAABIAAIBIBIBBIAABSABBASSSIEBBSA BAR Mr. Jarr Becomes a Mere «“Also-Ran” | In a Foot Race Not Yet Won or Lost . HE next few di were very ret | busy. I still bad much tol jnapiiit; do to get the home ready, invalid pleaser but wished to be with Mrs. Carmen as much as pos- The Jarr Family eelf-restraint to the winds and behave in country lanes in a manner they streets. ‘These geographical tances between different localitt Jarr on the east side of town, acting had she #0 indulged herself on the gelo Dinkston, the poet, fleeing, with avenger; Miss Vera Grimm, militant sociologist and reformer; Fritz, the Mrs, Jarr! of the younger set, Mra, Jarr would ‘Board out of the depths of futility into which it had sunk, | have watched strect, and ae Mre. Jarr got under thousands who should become farm WaY to follow in pursuit of the fleo- ing Dinkston she could hear Fatima moaning and panting juet behind her, | Fatima wheese, aimist thought would. never hapoon, | Cle teches him I'll trim “em, and I'll The only one ofthe party that had Some persons fail because they al- heheld Dinketon t anlde of the lovesick Fatima by Mine Grimm, a By Roy L. McCardell Copergnt, 1018, by The Vrms uulenne Lo, (The New York tveu.ng Werld’ | Tf 19 a well-known axiom that “Morals are a matter of ge0g- raphy.” Meanwhile Mr. Dinkston, lank of figure and trained to the minute by fo are many other j The Woman Who Deserted Her Helpless Children By Sophie Irene Loeb , not dream of behaving tn city woman who turned her children out into the cold world, satisfied that some- body would take care of} them, and the husband who told her that it was “all right,” are now won- dering why there is such a fuss about it, and aa yet do not seem to see that there was anything wrong in their act. The social workers have lavelied them “morons.” “Mor the Greek word for “foo! "ino per- son who i a child in brain and heart but grown we in years, The eugenle followers will say that their grand- parents were badly mated. The pay- chologiste will put their fingers on « sore spot of the brain. There will be all sorts of tabulations, Yet the keynote of it all Is sounded = KANETTE HUEFFNER, the e mand itt reversals of it may be matters of short’ to cite an example, wan Mra. “EL was too tired. manner that, would have sur- ime, hornelf ae well as her friends work; and it wide, There was Michael An- t but the worst of it at night. can't sleep, ken handcuff attached to one pasted by Malacht Hogan, the COURANS RO his me with the kids.” ing clerk; Mr, Jarr, and, @nally * . did she get married?” answers, “Why?” on the west side of town, aloof only anawer is this: r pedestal as one of Harlem's leaders and one of the matrons in the worda of the couple them- aelves, She said, “I never learned to work, Ma didn't want me to spo! my hands.” He sald, “Jeanette wi brought up to be dy. 1 couldn’ neo her tied down the children,” Back of it all a large measure of the blame must come to the "Ma" who didn't want the hands spoiled, It Is & gad commentary on motherhood that a daughter should be reared in this fashion, When, oh when, will mothers learn that to spoil the hands of the pretty girl may save the woman later on? When will mothers realize that the solemnity and re- sponsibility of marriage ia the most important lesson that they can teach their daughters? When, oh when, will mothers learn that, no matter how ‘well-off’ she may be, every girl should know how te cook and was! 3 she is to be called upon perform such work or not’ about in married | duties and respons afraid of “cloud mind.” such an outre episode indifferent and even scornful interest, But now, saying to “Who knows me around Mra, Jarr gathered up her and~-will any of her friends in printed his first dies. uneeasingly, for mt of irresolution had given time ‘tima, the lovelorn fat lady, to herself sufficiently for the flancee, such cases and hundreds of Hy to my dolling I will not harm tually whe could hear the Jjovelorn “and if anybody eur, A! Hat Hat" “EH Mister Elephant came! | down the road, awayin from side to side and Jaughing #0) loudly he awoke his good wite, Who | looked out of one eye and said: ' “What are you laughing at?” ‘em good and plenty!" aled to the bea~ room we took up,” an@ who had not followed he fled, was Frits'’s wile, Fa- ttern sister-in-law. She © followed, but for the fact Fatima had jumped from wit ne went. answer, “Twas laughing at Jimmy | pictures T went to the Ju wi Mov! Pictures, Jimmy w: door and he wanted to charge me for two seats and”. ‘weapons. dangerous, _lethat i mp and Coppright, 1915, by The Prwe Publishing Go. (The Now York Evening World), When will they teach her how to sacrifice her own pleasures and ,wish- es, as responsibility and duty de- It is easy to get married. This wo- man had four children In five years. | @% But ehe had little idea as to what was due to those children from her. “LT couldn't do it any longer,” she I was tired never learned how to And, ie hard work 1? tae care of bables—I guess it's the = Oe ene mareii [dustries that his artistic nature tol- and then, getting ly taker a lot of time; all is getting up | By and by you get so you ‘And when George want- | ed to take me out to the ‘movies,’ 1 | So we both had to stay ‘The average person will as And Yet the one and Teach your daughter everything there is to know nd its toll and ities, x her beautiful ‘Teach it to her early, before the high school sweetheart has im- stolen kiss, | Let her understand that magriage means washing and ironing . ‘Tell her that though perhaps bear her child in t Jeep ahe must mother It in broad ight and wakeful night, endless. a number of *. If every motber should teach her daughter the grave, majestic duty of | maternity, and that it wos greater to he a good mother than a fanciful the Hueffners lar cases of ig- norance of the responsibilities that come after marriages would not oc- pi addled ARE 0 nS JUNGLE TALES FOR CHILDREN--By FARMER SMITH thusband.” "I told Jimmy it was a picture show and he should charge by the eyes and not about how much “What did he say to that?" r answered the big vinkle in hin eye, But he sald he would make [the fly pay for a thousand, It was some time before he could! the fly has two thousand cept one, and there was ereeee rere re rer Kerrier re rer ee rere | reagzon that he had never been over- | , and sound of wind through con- | gon; tant poetical recitations from bis} tog: own unpublished works and classics of the masters of deathless kept easily in the lead. Malachi » who loved Fatima though she the | loved not him, inspired by hatred and Jealousy of the fleeing poet, till his short little legs fairly twinkled as he ran, kept closest to the fugitive, Miss Vera Grimm was hard upon the heels of Hogan, while Fritz and Mr. Jarr and Mrs. Jarr and Fatima foll in the order stated. y| as he was, realized in those crowded moments that bis flight would soon take him out of the boundaries of a neighborhood where the police made it a fixed post never to be, He looked around as he ran for a haven of fuge. He saw before him large buildings, across the main edifice of which was painted a great sign read- Ing “Blerheiater’s ‘Brewery.” Brewing being oné of the few in- erated, Mr. Dinkston murmured, “Gambrinus be my succor!" dashed in the first open doorway. “I'll show you panted Mr, heard the last words. , |aimp, that's MY brewery!" By this Mr, Hogan did not mean in a vain hope to escape right into the brewery where Mr. been employed for night watchman, Don't be the brewery Mr. Dinkston had dorted 1 ba. |into. He saw a dynamo chalked under it and into the pit beneath, Ha!" snarled Malachi, Wit, Wisdom and Philosophy ‘MAXIMS~—By Voltaire. ORK is the father of pleasure. WwW I pity the man overwhelmed with the weight of his own lelaure. Happiness is a@ good at nature sella ua, Believe that in his eternal wisdom the Almighty bas with his Sbwo hand engraved at the bottom of thy heart natural religion, Believe that the native candor of thy soul will not be the object of God's eternal hate. Be- Neve that before his throne, in all times and in all places, the heart of the just person is precious. God paseraing to our virtues, not our sac- body,” r Lave fellow | T paid for | Mr. Dinkston, excited and frenzied! of or rather a group of and who's a sucker!" jachi Mogan, who over. “You skinny he owned the malt extract works in question, but he did mean that Mr, Dinkston had darted for safety aud) Hogan had many years as) It_was the electric power house of “Stopped for repairs,” and darted in| the sible, She was most enthusiastic over the house, talking over my scheme of \turnishing and expressing her ap- proval. When I told her Mr. Flam had made it possible.for us to think of buying it she was delighted. “I am @ bit old-fashioned, Susan,” she remarked, “and think jt wise to own one's home, cven though it costs quite as much as to rent. It gives a sense of responsibility not felt in a rented house; there is more stability in the home. Then, a home of one's own is @ reflection of the personality wher, for the reason that one puts @ amount of thought In every purchase, every improvement. ‘The purchase or the improvement is to be for years, not just a makeshift until one can move into some other | house belonging to some other land- lord. For this reason, if for no other, I think it wise to own a home.” Of course I heartily ugreed with her, as the little house in the suburbs of Brooklyn had become sort of an obsession with me. Laughingly I told her #0. Naturally I found little me to think of my own affa! And | was so tired—it was so late when my work at the office was finished—that t had little strength to accomplish anything else. For these were ex- ceptionally busy times at Mr. Flam's. But as usual anything special done for Mr. Flam was rewarded, On Saturday afternoon when I re my salary I found an extra t' dollar bill in my envelope, When I thanked Mr. Flam he assured “You have done as well in the last few days any one I ever had in my employ, and I want you to know that I appreciate your whole hearted service. he rush coming at this time, you have more than likely been obliged to neglect some of your work of settling ¥ home. Take that extra ‘money and hire some one to help you.” During my busy week I had tried each night, after I went to my roo: t k up some of my thin should not have to ta at the house had offered to , Carmen, aa was our custom before she went South, but she would not allow me. id 0 pact that T d sang for her for a few moments each night after dinner, “T shall miss your music dreadfully, "| susan,” she remarked one night as I rose from the piano. jone, compassionate im. Adhiev thine own welfare by blessing others. ‘Take revenge on a rival by sur- passing him, To desire is the mark of a fool. Excess is his portion, Moderation i the treasure of the wise; he how to contro! his tastes; his labors, his pleasures, Miraclk re good, but to relieve ; ot te pardon the virtues minery, ues, rice enemy, these are greater mir- jes. ta when I aball moet mise tg et when I shall m what you do for eH Ye 2 eer brightly, “I will try: to be conteat thinking of your happiness.” ‘You will have to let me find a com- Panton for you, a nice young woman who can take my place—some one who can sing and play.” “That would prove athard tas Susan. I have grown very fond of ee and Lapses also, watching your think of aang 4 ala nou. only ae very dear friend. take your place, al I may be obliged to accept ‘your ober to find some one to live with me, as bap Coreen objects eo strenuously’ leavin, vant i me alone with the ser-"’ “I don’t blame him,” 4 ernie. (they, are devoted to so pri Tons for you they are not compa “No,” @ 6 “and I a ! Seasenial Toray I'must not oO wet at weary my husbe ng? stale, and so e is no inger of that,” £- comforted, knowing hi: ‘| mization for his invalid wites 8” never sure, 8 time may not come when ne mat ate I am #0 helpless, so weak, #0 magnificently strong and What @ disappointment -%- must be to him,” she murmured, to herself than to me, “and I to fill his life lately,” tt" I never saw more perfect true devotion than he gt that I too well kn terrupted. “Tt isn’t that. ¢an do so little in geturn for all he hae done for me. If seems all so one am sure Mr, Ca 't foul an 5 pt rmen doesn't tout 'o, not now. But should J ne! up my interest in his life, t) that oe on outside of me, I should fear for my happiness. ‘That is one. of the reasons I find it hard fo hire @ companion keen enough, clever enough to help z “We will find such an one,” J as. gured her, “I will talk with Mr. Flam. aps his wife will know of some, 4) ite, wish you would, Susan.’ I an beginning to have almost as mi confidence in Mr. Flam as yeu she replied laneningy, yet a Tnderiying our Hight talk war's sal our and intense Sallee. . (To Be Continued.) word In the Ii Universe ought to ci mene tare Souls communicate with souls can measure another of an intermediate body. body accessories—force, bei rank, oMee. This is Ambesiuty, are born equal and die equal. Having i cenity ts heart all men are and in your Beet Se crea iap aes