The evening world. Newspaper, January 13, 1915, Page 16

Dinkins, ebhecaiadeanh eaailiaaial FSTABLISHPD BY JOSHPH PULITZER. Yshed Daily Except Sunday by the Press Publishing Company, Noa. 63 to 4 63 Park Row, New York. 7 re ‘ar Sretary. @ Park Ro q RALPH PULATZ: J. ANGUS SIT CW rhea JOSEPH PULITZER, Ir, Secret TISA Poxt-Office at New York as Second-Clans a eoue latter. mn to The Evening! For England and the Continent World forthe United States All Countries tn the Int and Canada. 4 Postal Union, Year.. 50] One Year. | Bee ions 4 . .40/One Month. _ ar REE SEES SMART SOSES SEES RI ET Be VOLUME B5........scsscsseseessceesceseeceesNO. 19,603 _ No aaah cea aaa i te ES LET THIS BE FINAL. “g% UT of the pother of evasion and palaver between Public Ser-) O vice Commission and Interborough emerges at last @ clean cut order: The retirement of the 478 wooden cars now in use in the subway begin by May 1. On or before Dec. 1, 1915, every car operated in subway must be of all-steel construction. This is an order—anot an inquiry. It is based upon expert en- advice to the effect that the 478 steel care can be acquired ten months. Inquiries made by The World showed that at least big car building companies offer to begin the delivery of steel ms in eighty or ninety days. Entered at the tion Rates Boutidaasse 2 PR OE What the public demands now is a eteel-clad, riveted assurance it this order is going to etay an order, even if it is the last the ‘Present P. S.C. ever issues. The Interborough is not to have thirty- gentle reminders of ite duty—as in the other mftter of over- ding ite trains during non-rush hours, Moreover, in the agreement between the City of New York and Interborough, any clause relating to cars must mean steel cara broughout the new dual system. ‘Nhat interpretation must stand. © From thie day forth every wooden car in any subway in the i ‘ety is under sentence. ; re JUST WHAT IS JAIL? HE man who took to highway robbery in order to be sent to Sing Sing, where, he eaid, he “had heard how good Warden Osborne was to the prisoners and how he gave them ‘first Pights’ and motion pictures,” is worth noting. There are eure to he of him. In cold weather, everybody knows, men commit petty crimes to food and shelter on the Island—which has few enough attractions, What, then, is likely to be the effect of the widely advertised. comforts diversions which the new warden is offering “up the river”? - A prison should be clean and humane. Ought it to go #0 far as make anybody feel unhappy to be outside its walls instead of in- ie ? Most of Warden Osborne's reforms are heartily ‘to be com- mended. But mightn’t it be wiser to color them a little loss rosily let jail remain jail? i arte ‘ FREE LECTURES AS USUAL. Pp ESCUED from municipal cheeseparers, the free popular lecture courses originally started through the efforts of The Evening World began their regular season last night. r. & — 8 {T'S & Good Tip iTS Pacn ‘Your Manali alenlcl Witt THAT CASHIER | Ro See if The Bie 1§ CORRECT JouNn . You Vv even, ca _ When the Board of Aldermen last month cut in two the usual } tion for these lectures thie newspaper fought to have tho ‘amount restored. Citizens in all eoctions joined in the protest. Mayor vetoed the cut and the appropriation went back to its figure. Under the supervision of Dr. Henry M. Leipziger, who has ably ed the lectures for years, subjects for the next two months will a wide range of history, literature, geography and current events om the Bible to Shakespeare, from Prehistoric Egypt down to Probleme of the Present Day. The lecturers are scholars and The Jarr Family By Roy L. McCardell Dinkston. “Just as soon as Doo Dia- Copyright, 1915; by The Prem Wublishing Oo, (The New York Mrening World), mond Jack saves iny life onct more HE Grand Ball for the Bene-| Send Him One of My Little Books.’ | with a little wine, I jest want you to fit of the Human Uniques,| Sure! I made you when I give you] gimme an earful, won't you, dearie?” Put Out of Business by the|the up-andgown. Shake!” And he| But just then Fritz, the shipping Movies, was in fullawing!1|held out a dirty and bediamonded | clerk and brother of Fatima, came Aroma Hall, On the floor| hand, like # ham in the rough. Mr.| bustling forward. clalists. below, advertised as “Halcyon Hall, &| Dinkston gave one uneasy glance at] “I think them rough necks aoe a i ¢ i i rendezvous for polite people,” the| Mr. Jarr and reddened. Everybody | stairs is gonna etart somethin’,” he ‘New York can congratulate itself that no narrow-minded notions | Greag” civio Ball and. Recep-| has a pant. anid, “Wombat, the Iron Headed nomy have been permitted to curtail a chance for self-improve-|tion of ‘The Gentlemon’s Sons of| “Lemme see!" the Indian Medicine| Man, Is ready fer them if they come more and more eagerly, welcomed le in all parte of the | Hell's Kitchen was in full swing also.| Man went on, “Oh, yes— up to rough house us, and I want you y by oor P Realising this, Mr. Jarr drained his|“Diamond Jack is greeted with pa-|to lend me your knucks, Doo,” he glass to the toast, “May They Never tents ch day, ALi REF Seen a Meet!" For Halcyon Hall had been| All pale and wan from disease, Mned with pressed steel, painted a] From the ills that on humanity prey, qutet red, in lieu of paper, and, be-| Giving neither rest nor ease; cause all the gangster balls of Har-| But Essence of Dogwood will soon u'll have to take my everyday replied Diamond Jack, “My diamond studded solid gold knucks f wouldn't lend to me dear old mother, ‘ NOT ALL “STAR” MAD. THE departure of a $2,500-a-night tenor—called away to bolster . lem were hold hi this floor was destroy because them gold knucks of mine Up & sagging ecason at Monte Garlo—causes New York opera-| known colloquially as “The Shooting| All illness, a now was wished on me by @ Jane—s goers to lose interest in the eport, then cynics who claim thore | Gallery.” ‘That in each hom 6 will be Joy| millionatre’s only child what I met AAAABAASABBAAAAABAASABSAAD RAAB HHA BS Mr. Jarr Is Still at a Harlem Ball; And Just One Lap Ahead of Trouble HE KK KCK KCK KCK LEK ELLE Ee EE jo real love of music in this town will have reason to redouble their In a city which enjoys the finest all-round operg in the world, to it that the withdrawal of any one artist, however great, can ruin season is prepasterous, With genuine music lovers, well-produced is bigger than any individual who contributes to it—stronger than its strongest link. he. A considerable number of New Yorkers have gone “star” mad, Bat wo cannot believe that there are not enough intelligent people » know and love solidly presented opera to make the loss of even Caruso no more than a regret. Hits Fro Sharp Wits Tm these days of critical examina- tion not so many individuals boasting of being sclf-made,—Pit ourgh Sun. m “a certain mai is Paty uncertain individual,—Phila- ! Inquirer. q are all a bun ive to be perfect who “never lemphis Commerc! Keep up appearances, and appear- ances will help to keep up you.—Al- bany Journal, Aging Many a bulldog's face serves him to inspire fear long after he has lost bis teeth—Albany aurea, . a Ap- Some men think they are fired with ambition when, as « matter of fact, they have merely sat down on @ tack. —Palladelphia Inquirer, Many men who might be expected to do better thia year are only hoping that Lig will be able to do worse.— Norfolk ser Dispatch, Letters From thé People . A Trajectory Problem. Would they both. hit the Bettor of The Evening World: the same time? If nat, which ¢ ‘some winthematical or ecten. | tit the mand first? reat Sttest would the velocity o le geader solve this? Suppose that | travening on uqporizontal {ine have 5 etile Jeft the mussle of @ gun on the forexoing EB. M. iH. )@ flat trajectory) and a second Wie Churchill, Amertoan. itomatically dropped | To the Bator of The Kvecing World paint at the very in-| Who wrote “The Crisis?” left. They both | Winston Churchill, American 0 would much rather have ething to talk about than to think Deseret Ne . world would save more con- in its seers if it were not for see nothing but Btar, that ean et indiana, ols Was it {and daring Mr. Dr, Diamond Jack, sole discoverer of that peerless Indian Remedy, Es- pence of Dogwood, was opening wine, aa Fritz, the shipping clerk, said, “re- wardiess,” when Fa: » the Obere Odalisque, came over fanning her happy face, and with the hand of) Miohas! Angelo Dinkston under her arm, and held so tightly there that the poet found himself dragged after her a captive, Only the sight of the champagne that the genial Indian Medicine purveyor was ordering with all the modest reticence of a steam calliope urged Mr, Dinkaton on, Close on their trail came the jeal- ous little Irishman, Mr. Malachi Hogan, cracking his heels together Dinkston to fight. Nobody paid the slightest attention to Mr, Hogan, save that once In « while Fatima seemed conscious that something was annoying her, and would give an impatient itch of her plump form; and invariably Mr, Hogan would be bowled over. “My own physician recommends that I keep the throat constantly moist,” murmured Mr, Dinkaton, “You and your friends is as welcome as concessionera in the privilege car when they've money in their kicky and the hops is well loed,” said Dia- mond Jack heartily, “If there wos scoffin' I'd ask you to scoff. I don't know when the Janes !s happier:—~ when they've got new harness or when you lead ‘om to awell scoffin.” “Deary, the Doo means that if there was eating here he'd blow to that, too, He says there ts nothing the | ladies like better than fine eating, ox- cept fine clothes,” Fatima explained to the mystified Dinkston, "Bure." retorted Diamond Jack. And glad tidings to and fro! “Bure! I made you, friend, when I bitnked you!” . "Oh, I do love poetry!" gurgied Fa- tima sentimentally to the unhappy a Ba By Helen N the love-game a flirt’s motto is blumtt” I ber, love-pirates the average woman needs her husband, Half the happiness of a love-affai: last forever, But “forever” is don't ask that of a game, or a play, © delightful! and horrid he will want something around the Dpuse. When a man keeps a girl waiting never seems to occur to him that her “Bay, friend,” he inquired, “ain't you the literary guy what wrote the poetry for me for the Essence of Dogwood? mvHave You & Sick Friend? Lat Me Reflections ‘of ha Many a bachelor marries just because he feels that when he going to a select pri- r Chi, and I pitched my pipes on their campus—a refined blonde, shy as an oyster—and, being raised out in Chi, innocent of the chelor Girl Rowland Copyright, 1915, by ‘The Pres Publishing Oo. (The New York Brening World), “A Me for a lle and » bluff for a A bachelor’s idea of marrying “for better or for worse” is that it ts bound to be better for the woman and worse for the man. A man doesn't yearn for that mad infatuation from @ woman which makes her cling and ask questions and keep tabs on him; tt ie him {f she will merely return the sort of side-dish affection that gives ugh for ‘The hand that rocks the cradle may rule the world, but, in this age of both hands free if order to hold onto ir is spoiled by the fear that ft won't long, long time—and, besides, you ra dinner, or anything else nice and te old besides the clock to make @ noise too long on the doorstep of Doubt, it devotion 1s apt to grow cold, just like & pudding that is kept too long outside the window. - 4 9 masbur, no and the oso Oth hah of a nea a Rinses ‘ world! am!" And he took out the gold knuckles and_kissed_them. I am a eentimental guy, | frremnnennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnes Pop’s Mutual Motor { By Alma Woodward Com NS Yate Watt T was 145 P, M,, that hour when the average business man is feeling semi-sera- phic—if hie lunch has been satisfactory; totally tellu- rio ff it hasn't, Two men breezed in. They were Tony Fietoher, traveling the Middle West territory for the Venus Corset Company, and Jack Clark, also mid- dleweating for the Lesbian Lingerie i PetWant to bee sport?” challenged Tony, "A real sport,” amended the other. “How?” asked Pop, hentaning to guspect that this was one of those things with stingers to it—with hi self as the principal stungee! “Here's how it is,” explained Jack. “We've got a couple of buyers from Chicago in the city. None of these 76-cent table d’hote sort either. Reg’- lar people! Now, we want to around im~ know if you'll take us your car @ bit this afternoon—| uti- ful di ‘We want to these % show prog A gene. time. A bid doing us @ great favor, and any time you Reed anything in’ lingerie or'—— “But my witel” interrupted Pop. “Aw, what'll your wife know? It's afternoon, ain't it? She never goes to the garage. he does find out send her down to me for @ half dozen embroidered Italian ailk vests, Oh, we'll equare it all rightl” ‘ It was 6 P. M. Pop's car came to in front of Recthill’s. Nothing but the best had been, 608 Sore, a the war HAD affected the cost of buyers were slight- ly incoherent. Pop's intuition told him to stay down in the car and wait for them. But the fascinating bru- nette had taken @ violent fancy to bim and in her mildly exhilarated otate rated it, Without @ word of warning she twined her eirenio arms about pop's collar, imploring him to be @ “dood ‘ttle baby boy, come tai Although the experience was far from repugnant, pop couldn't help feeling the shado Propinquity of Damocies and his blamed old sword! He demurred half-heartedly, “'Ittle rascal!” purred she. gars seppiatiee ony Svs mm & P| IP loo! upon the Uttle comedy with scornful even ow “Now, there's one case where a Ly (7 not to biarie” epeeriad fa Obtain - woman act her- eelf upon that mani Yen't it awful ‘These | stamps for each pattern ordered, the way some women"*—— Potterns. IMPORTANT—Write your address ‘The shoppers had come abreast of aise wanted. Add two coats for letter the car. © apeaker gurgied, “Milton,” was a what 1 5 From the coils of aconted arms Pop | hi Claris, ae Paka Dak DES TD 9 7 i | Fifty Coprright, 1916, by The Prom 1 HE Revolution had raged France had at last come as far away as ever. -Gen. Clinton with a strong British army held New York Oity, Gen. Cornwallis, with another powerful army, was ravasing the South. A British fleet kept the two generals im close communication. Only by the so secretly did he carry out these had no idea what he meant to do. Clinton's spies kept close watch once they reported that the American army was hurry Island to attack New York. Clinton massed the bulk of, toward Cloverest of i War Tricks. H But Washington did not pause there in his southwaré nanrnrnnrnnnd> march, And before Clinton could guess his real inten- tion he was hurrying toward Virginia, having slipped past the British forces, army on Btaten who were zealously guarding Staten march of the Americans, By the time been tricked the patriot army had gone |, Washington advanced upon Cornwallis in Virginia. French fleet, he hemmed in the British army at Yorktow! not cut his way through the American and French land forces that su rounded him, Ni provistoned, Cornwallis sent word to Clinton its to beat back the encircling ene: | The watchful French \ { men cards and we lost the arriving too late.” When the reinforcements fatled eacapo by sea at night, creeping past game, From th | fought for us. A heavy atorm prevented him from setting forth, | The British had no food, no ammunition, no prospect of relief, no hope of escape. Nothing was left for them but to yleld. And on Oct. 1 | wallis surrendered his entire army to Washington. Clinton’ | eurrender reached it—and It turned bi nothing. | $¢ The Winning § a moment's doubt, { of Liberty. ——_—"’_ country free. ; hopeless. Lord North, the British Pri despair: “Oh, it is all over! It is all over! where is he that sustains for a single year the bur- | den of such manifold dutics as are imposed In perpetuity upon town has, As Town Pump I am at the head of the fire department. As keeper of the peace all water drink- ers will confess me equal to the con- stable, From the spout of the Town Pump must flow the streams that shall cleanse our earth of the vast portion of its crime and anguish which has gushed from the fiery mountains of the still. In this mighty enterprise the cow shall be iny confederate. Milk and water, The Town Pump and the Cow. Such Is the glorious copartnership that shall ultimately tear down the distilleries and brew houses, uproot the vineyards, shat- ter the cider presses and monopolize the whole business of quenching thirst. Then poverty shall pass away from the land, Then disease, for lack of other victims, shall gnaw its own heart and die. Then sin, if she do not die, shall lose half her strength. At last there will be no war in house- Pattern No, 8545—Plaln Blouse or 34 to 44 bust. jourous bait, ‘You Should Remember By Albert Payson Terhune hing Oo, (The New York Evuning World), No. 15.—OCT. 19, 1781; Cornwallis’s Surrender at Yorktown. could Washington hope to end the war. In the summer of 1781 he made his plans for a masterstroke. And troops and his French allies near Dobbs Ferry, N. Y. And, suddenly putting his army in motion, he crossed the Hudson and marched south: ward toward New York City along the New Jersey shore of the river. unprepared for a siege, | Ward. But the winds themselves fought for our countr; advancing British ships. Says Thackeray: different wind would have saved America for us. j citeady reached the mouth of the Chesapeake when news of Cornwallis's The victory at Yorktown was Washington's greatest triumph, It smashed | England's last chance of recovering her American colonies, ‘The conflict Onewrrerrnren > dragged on for many months longer, but there was never By outwitting his st: Engilai surrender staggered backward as though he had been shot and exclaimed in Wit, Wisdom and Philosophy A RILL FROM THE TOWN PUMP. MONG all the town officers) holds. chosen at annual meetin;s|!ng dee myself, ‘he Town Pump? The title of town treasurer ts rightfully mine! as guardian of the best treasure the The May Manton Fashions EVENING WORLD MAY MANTON FASHION BUREAU, Donald Butlding, 100 West Thirty-second street (oppe- site Gimbel Bros.), corner Sixth avenue and Thirty-second street, New York, or sent by mail om receipt of ten cents im coin or’ SF nae ea reemes Date \ for nearly seven years, And though to our country’s ald, victory seemed crushing of one of these two armies plans that most of his own officers He was encamped with his patrist on all Washingto States Island to repel the attack. id instead of trying to stop the linton realized how cleverly he hed too far to be overtaken. " ‘ Supported by « . Cornwallis could fleet barred him from escape by eem the British were caught in a trap. New York, begging for reinforce my, Clinton rushed a war fleet south- » beating back the in We had the best 1 beginning to the end we wore forever to reach him, Cornwallis arranged to the French fleet. But again the winds 1781, Corn- ar fleet had muck to New York, having accomplished after Yorktown, as to its final result. ronger foes, Washington had made his nd realized now that her struggle was ime Minister, on hearing of Cornwallis's By Nathaniel Hawthoi ‘The husband and wife, drink- of peaceful joys—a calm bliss of temperate affection—shall pass hand in hand through life and lie down, not reluctantly, at {ta pro- tracted close. Then dead faces shall express what their spirits were and are to be by a smile of memory and ope. There are two or three hon friends of mine—and true friends know they are—who, neverthele: thelr flery pugnacity in my do put me in fearful hazard. I pray you, gentlemen, let this fault be amended. In it decent, think you, te get tipsy with zeal for tem and take up the honorable cause o! the Town Pump in the style of 3 j toper fighting for his brandy bottle’ | Or can the excellent qualities of col water be no otherwise exemplifi |than by plunging slap dash Into hot water and wofully scalding yourself and other people? In the moral wa: fare which you are to wage—and, itl. | deed, in the whole conduct of your j liv choose a hetter oxi permittgd the dust and sultry atmos- phere, ‘the turbulent and manifold disquietudes of the world around me to reach that deep calm well of puri which may be called my soul. whenever I pour out that goul it to cool earth's fever or cleanse stains, HE guimpe & coe at Saree y with V-shaped, square or with sleeves that are thered into Consequently, it alt every need. On adapted to figure, it is cut off at the waist-line gad joined to a smooth peplum, but if pre ferred, in place of the peplum, the gulmpe itself cam be extended and the fullness held = by Tans of tape inser. fed in a casing. The giimpe is a perfectly plain one, with full. ness only at the waistline; the sleev are slightly gather at the shoulders after the very latest de- cree, The model is @ very good one for net, chiffon, crepe de chine and also for batiste, lawn and the like, A very dainty effect can be oby tained by using fine white organdie, and embroidering the col- lar and the fronts with some simple lit. the design. Vor the medium size will be needed 4 a yds. of material Guimpe, Bialaly and always aneetty if in @ hurry. ae vests, Milton Mitt? I have abe