The evening world. Newspaper, December 28, 1914, Page 14

= ~-—— seep Tad. t 7 § ome and Comic Page of THE EVENING WORLD, Monday. December 28: 1914. avaun WHEN FATE FROWNED—By A. S. Howard q THE EVENING WORLD'S ‘‘MOVIE-STORY” . FERD G. LONG, ! SAY. SCENAMIC. inclose, ree 'f About Plays COMPLETE EACH WEEK Lenandtcl PART ONB—Hope’s Peril ae The WORE, atime mean coren eve { | | and Players Lieut. Ted Chase, an army aviator sta- One afternoon, by prearrangement, Has- * As the boat gets into the open wat i bott pred open einkd, fees Kis ana yo 4 Lad Ls a e Rae hiv eer ten in his rater on to Semarovaet o in : attentions” becom we contrel, Cannot stops awit, onward nuts tains | footin: on Gaara " io, ar you , are je for 10 nee one "se hydro- ceable. Final to kiss H q is, swim: hore. . By Bide Dudley the hand of Hope Ainsworth, daughter of ts. Instead of making who, in self-defen ty pushes ‘him. away, Sn ths boat’ gaete until te nears a rocky Sete, Op wes tis Ci ere el ce ; a prominent New Rochelle family. fork, Haskins, despite Hope's Losing his balance, Haskins tumbles over- promontory. Suddenly It etrikes a eub- Seonadin oe barely teehee ine ! a “Tm going to a show to-morrow - lor Long Island Sound. into the water. merged rock. to-morrow. Right,” said Spooner, the bookkeeper, m7 i as he opened his ledger. “I'm going to @ee Edna Tangley, the cyclone come- @ienne.” | Miss Primm, private secretary to the Bose, looked around, frowning. “You 4 mean Eva Tangua: he ald. “She's | ‘the one who #ings ‘Have a Care'” } “I Don't Care,’ ” maid the bionde ate- her. Tea addressing you.” know you werent. I was just tell. | t song In 1 Don't Car ia , you're right. 1 know ver; ” 7 bf a 2 Y \ tile about inconsequential music Wi r : Y ? : Ft even know the tu 5 r Leag Day at Hip Hooray | Robbie, the office ho " eaid the stenographer. “Lately Bre Germans have been bowling thea @erk, quietly. Abe humorist you're @ pr good ing clerk,” said Miss Primm,| otuft,” said the stenographer. “It'e not stuff at all. Ite truth. » right here 1 want to ‘im tired x ing all the guff that flies around 7 3 office. Your jokes are as old as % AW-W, WOULD You anybody Noah new one?"! TODAY MIND To INFORM ME \ Bein ecowled at the boy. Tomorrow WHEN I MADE THAT One more old, cheap witticiam and 5 peal to Mr. Bnooks,” an- te “1 know he wouldn't stand | four bewhiskered humor.’ STATEMENT ? nm boss, Mr, Bnooka, came in al- | had died i was grinnin, folk y enka. “1 just heard a ne! . a baseball fan had @ bed dr ‘ | Greamed the umpire had gi: home team a raw decision. : asleep he sat up in bed and . ‘kill the umpire!’ Then he F ‘ A 4 out hd arte R y, \ f 2 amped tnto washstand, knocking f the pitcher and bow! off and breaking | them to bits The noise woke him! his wife, who was stuag up in| . laughing, asked: ‘Wo}t, aid kill the umpire?’ ‘No,’ hi Boking at the debris, ‘but 1 the pitcher.’ How's that one rfectly delicious, Mr. Snooks,” @ald Mies Primm. After the bose had retired Toom she asked: “Didn't you like yr" “I used to,” replied Bobbie, Then Jaughed but 1 ot} ‘Conerighs 1016, Prose Publishing Co (NY. Evening World) COs TO LECTURE. “i Irvin Cobb is to lecture on the 5 war under the direction of Pi lwyn @ Co. Mr. Cobb will accom- | 4,000 feet of moving picture film the country and assist it in the populace some idea of the nt the powers are having . Wop dh Ii, when hw tn-echaduled IE GONNA GET Brooklyn to its very depths, OUT OF THIS HERE Feducan Ky,, will follow @ few weeks SERIES WHILE. ' tater. > t . aoseir. ‘ erin ee 3 man day at Pig's Wrist, Ind. Charles Frohman has engaged Bruce Molec as leading man for Ethel more in her new play, “The ak “Becret Strings” will open its New an ers, cOgowement at the Longacre Wednesday night instead of to-night. Henry Coote has gone to Omaha to @asume the tenor role tn “The Prince | ef Pilsen.” i Joseph M. Gaites is now in the mov- | a picture business, However, it is a he doesn't intend to absolutely | @esert tho legitimate theatrical busi- | |coprrieet, 1916 Pros Publishing Vo iN ¥ Broning Worle) | hie ot i te atl IE MARRYING OF MARY—It Looks Like Bill Has Pa “On the Hip,”” Doesn't It! “ “ wt wt By Thornton Fisher mays tho city looks just the same him, only differest. | ‘William = Wood, manager of the Colonial Theatre, will go to Boston to; ook after the Keith interests in the ing engagement of “Ben Hur” Bt the Boston Theatre. & baby eighteen months old te vor CHA--? | niga epi ae ee ‘CA-A-S, WILLYUM, N'SE lwanr mary To BE 2 ) fe LOOKIT HERE, PHOEBE .N'Gorta, QUIT PUTTIN’ MY TOBACCY IN TH TOOL CHEST AN’ MY PANTS AINT BEEN PRESSED = OH LO BILL~ NOU HBRE- |WAS JES’ HOPIN' YOUD DROP B-6-BUT- MR TIBBETS, | THOUGHT You PD HAPPY WHEN SHES MARRIED ted at the Comedy Theatre for the | » AN | CANT FIND MY PAPER. 5 int CAUSE | WAN Te | HOPE YALL BE ARE _ SAID YOU WANTED t part in."The Dumb and the +SEE T ME NOW — TALK T!You= T’ GIVE HER @& HOME MARX TO BE “Here's an excellent chance for | LISSEN T ME -LISSEN— z ; * geome ambitious youngster desirous of —_— Slept LIKE WHAT SHES x a ' @atering upon a ntage career to begin EXCUSE ME AN Bt the bottom and work up. a AY SHET RIGHT Va WILLIUM FR A, a, pot Bada P, LEMUEL TIBBETS, BCOUPLA MINN ITS! - “PLANS NEW PICTURE House. (LL THROW NouR. t «It fe not improbable that the danc- OLD ToBacco AWAN © Place known as the Broadway \F You DONT QuIr at Forty-elghth street and t ay, will be converted into w , picture theatre before the be isover, Felix Isman is aaid to be ing in that direction, He would Beye ‘the place, It Is reported, into 5 @ Gm houre with 1,280 seats, Neces- the auditorium would be above es floor, but the hall ia #o well Be i with exits that Mr. Isman , certain the proper official permis. | will be granted him to make inane. The new theatre would | rectly across the street from the BEEN ACCUSTOME! MaRN, WiLL WOU ) by The ir g Co, tthe New York ay berghei s, Sharon er emi et eve, which, wi pegnaye tna i | HOW JACK “MADE GOOD"—No. 6—The Missing Letter « the pho- wien gp sounsToxe =. By Hazen Conklin “The Road to Promotion, &c. h than in the average society girl. 4 hunted up J. H. Dillon, press agent, and told him her ideas on the . t, end Mr, Dillon used his in- { and got this uf the paper. IT WA8 A JOKE. ALN ' Arthur Angyalf, the lyric writer SOCIAL NOTE, who, when asked by his publisher tf John R. Clymer. the best dressed | he'd have a demi-lasne, replied, “Yor, on West Thirty-sixth street /und a cup of coffee, plea xplains ion to boot, will his studio, No. 31 “ Thirty-sixth street, New Year's | temperament = spring a quip, So he did make the “demi-tasse” remark, but it was a \eension-relieving Joke, pure and simple, | He pooh, he knows # demi-tasse up of coffee aro both Java as well as anything. FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “My dog's a hunter and a setter,” “How yo' gwine ter prove dat? “He'll hunt up @ bone and set down to gnaw it.” ‘The NINTH award of 685 for an ted 1€ RY SCEN- : NG All Jack's fears of impending discharge are joyful) 1. ‘One day when Jack has been at his new job a little “How did this happen?” the office mana when, at the conchusion of the office manager's} ‘quickly MASTERS the filing system and takes great bepetully ex over a week, the office manager Pyrriodly cass aj] mands. Then the “big tags, ‘impatient fer the nse fe At new, ‘talk with the * * the comes over to Jack and says:| pains to keep it in apple-pie ORDER, ready for any certain letter, Not only is it missing from tl file where | letter, comes to learn the cause for delay. “Young i. nim to ' chance st a BETTER ener, that t demagd any letter being | self, “I it belongs bul, to Uack's dismay, the twhole box is'| he says, “such CARELESSNESS merits MOBI Voarveto bok det de conenpondencs flex” "| ketantty prosoak a y te oe imdsptaced letters CHARGE) "What EXCUSE have you to’otter satin ;