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* gether. N N° mistake is an absolute calamity i as {f the maker only profits by it, | } | ; Good Stories Pa of the Day ais = = ' THROUGH Although all in the crater city are doomed by the unexpected volcanic er the four, ut the base of the old cr PATHS OF PERIL we may yet escape if they can gain t before the lava flow reaches there. people's fate, sob heart-brokenly. SLOGANS * OF SUCCESS By Hazen Conklin. “BURNING words” warm up no en- thusiasm whon they are merely “hot air.” pT BE “tive wire’ also makes the beat 7 man to “charge” with responal- ‘Gutties. OPPORTUNITY weldom knocks at the door of a “knocker.” T=" never “rise to oppertunity” who waste the morning in bed. MGETTING anend” and “Kotting 0 head” never successfully go to- URING a municipal campaign tn Chicago @ politician dropped in - one morning to see a certain @rocer. During the conversation that ook place the politician asked: “And T may count upon your support, may | I not?” | “Why, no, I am sorry to say,” re-| plied tho grocer. “The fact is, I have Promised m) support to the other can- | didate.” ‘The politician laughed. “Ah,” aald Be, “in politics, promising and per- forming are two different things.” me! you my Locemeeeres A Custom Violated. ISTHR,” said tho waytarer, | 66 | “could you spare me a| J quarter?” | a = “Yes, Hore it ts." Conrriaht. 1914 Press Pubilahing Co OY Heenine World) “Ain't you goin’ to warn me not to pend it for drink?” \THE HIGH COST 0 “No.” oad give me a lecture on indus. | WAIT FOR ne t TLL BE. RIGHT 0." “Ain't you goin’ to hand out no advice at all? “None, whatever” { Take yer money, I got too} f-respoct to take your ly going to hold out o y civility an’ sociability.”~- Star, _—_ Wasn't Impressed. NGUS M’TAVISH was lander, rich and th Scotch. He had never acen the * Mighlands or the beautiful lakes of Bootland except from a long distance, He paid a visit to America and in New York was shown all the sights. However, he was not impressed, and gtill thought tho Lowlands of Scot- send far superior. As a final attempt to show Angus something that would impress him his friends took him to Miagara Falls. Angus looked at them critically, and when asked if he did mot think them the most marvellous thing he had ever seen he remarked: | “Aye, mon; they are grand! ye ken the aul peacock in I that had the wooden leg?"-—Cleveland | - [ETHEL’S WAY—No. 6-Th — In the Slums. HEY sat out on the old pier, ac- cording to the Pittsburgh Dis- patch. | “My beau is so romantic,” @bantay Mamie, rapturously, “Why, only last night he looked at mo} mily, like real poets do an’ sald to mo only wid thine eyes.’ | Ain't that the dandy, though?” | Tenement Susie turned up her nose, | “What a cheap skate!” she jecred, “Why, a feller that couldn't say “Drink to me only wid soda water, an’ then treat you to two glasses ain't wort’ standin’ room at 4 truant of. cers’ picnic.” —<—__— Cause for Suspicion. MOTHER who frequently went out to spend the day with her friends had been accompanied aiways by her seven-year-old One evening, on returning home ver much bored with the day's experi. ences, he sald to her: it don’t stop taking 2. Mena Mata tbat tgs ~ ‘vous when she hears Tom's ri admit him. She tikes him an a Shelrered In a cave ina distant mountain- side after a wearying and fear-hastened flight, they watch the destruction of Pa- raiso. The girls, overcome by grief at their AY ONLY NEED YUN SLAM AT pAS COP VOT PINCHED YUST VUN SLAM AN’ VE BANE SQUARE e Call and Its Conclusion A Helpful Walter's mind cannot but dwell on the gold beyond value that is now forever buried there. But Howard empties his pockets of priceless diamonds. ‘1 my glfts,” he says. MONEY IN THa & There is but one thin in search of a friendly village ese were some of “Ilalf are yours.” “white men"! are near, CHR tot MAS DINNER FOR “Poor THOSP Pot q tL! DIS WAITIN'S OIN' TO COST DAT BOOB Sore “Movie” ? : Yust VAT Tit DAS CoP Comes ALONG AN’ You BANE SEE VY AY GoT MY SLEEVE “Roced vet! yust varritt quess f Copyright, 14, by ‘The (The New York Me (All Rights Reserved) BETTER <0 uP AN ASK HIM IF HE WANTS TO BUY DE CAR od to do =press on Journeving down the slopes of the foothills, they en- counter friendly natives who tell them that t+m-m-™, You SEEM To QUESTION) =~ NO) FERD G. LONG Mastrator Guided by the directions of the natives, they meet a party of returning to civilization MY \ ExPrs NATION) FLOOEY AND AXEL — And Axel Also Shows Flooey How Terribly the COLD Has Affected His FEET! ELEANOR SCHORER ——— Mastrator Seriee for Girle by THE EVENING WORLD'S Authority on Social Etiquette “It can't Lake it, Tom," she tells him, finally, walking ory il puiting bd yk tg hand. “You were kins you, can't agi a nds t like That from any $0 winpingly that ») a EL “It5 Home and Comic Page of THE EVENING WORLD, Saturday, December 19, 1914 i THE EVENING WORLD'S “MOVIE-STORY’’ SERIES—A COMPLETE STORY EACH WEEK—MONDAY Conclusion—Back Home we ‘ospectors who ure The four join this party and in due time reach a seacoast : “THE OTHER BRACELET” Scenario by S. H. Wright Enriched not only by Howard's fewels, bue by the love of their wives so strangely found and won, Walter and Iloward some- times talk of “going back.” But: Juanita and Mercedes always say no.—The Copy rit NA ALWAY-TH TS@EN TELLIN’ ME LITTLE Boy-7TH MIGHT Di& (Ff THay THWALLER) contest 114, Prove Pebising Ow (HCY. Brenig Worley? When Tom says prove that there Jay no hands instead, LOVERS, “THAT'S since al, YOUR ay bone felis are way,’ s 3 OH - AY WAS YUST SHOWING FLOCRY How DAS RHEUMATISM BANE AFFECT MY ELBOWS MORE KISS FROM MY SYEETUMS BEFORE I— EVENIN invited to. vite the. wean oe 0 he “MOVE aring ‘ace. thelr thelr PosTags cannot be ). MOVIE-STORY: | EVENING WO. PARK ROW, NEW YORK City, kiss to But Bthel shakes IENDS and not o BeSPY exc