The evening world. Newspaper, December 9, 1914, Page 18

She EFAHHy Word. Can You Beat It? 2... By Mamrice Ketten amie NEW YORK isMie RICHEST CITY IN THE ALL OUR CITY OFFICIALS HAVE BEAUTIFUI 8 You Should Remembe York. RALPH ATZIOR, President, 6% Pack Row. ; . PIKERS OFFICES, ONLY REAL MAHOGANY AND REAL . sont QUCAUAR Trestettial, PAC how. BETSY RA cI OrMCAL Py LEATHER CHAIRS , hort CHEAP IS By Albert Payson Terhune 0} New ¥ Claes Matter, OF AUTOS - ONE LIMOUSINE AND ONE TOURING } . ALLOWED BY TRE BOARD oF ALDERNEN RC the Continent and CAR - = ® , on 4 Oo: All Countries in the International - ie Cee iw Som ie i | Cnvrraht. 1914, ty ‘The Pres Publuhing Wort, \ NO. 2.—MAY 24, 1543.—Publication of the Discovery Tha ~~} the Earth Moves. . WOLUME 55.........cccessecsensccersoeees IN the Polish city of Frauenburg, on May 24, 1648, the greatest selentist of the world lay dying. For weeks he had fought of OVERCROWDED CARS. d, witness the crowning triumph of his career. ‘i The dying man was Nikolaus Copernicus (or Kopernigk). He had be gun life as a physician, and had then become a priest. He had won the I of the poor of his parish by giving them medical treatment free of pats and by spending his scanty income lavishly for their benefit. ( death, by sheer will power; forcing his feeble old body to retaia the breath of life until the dawn of the great day which should a OMPLAINTS of intolerable overcrowding in subway, surface | "| and elevated cars have roused the Health Department to_ ection. In a letter to the Public Service Commission, Health Commis- “Gener Goldwater declared that ot a recent conference in hie depart- Hie joint labors as priest and doctor left him stray scraps of time t¢ dabble in astronomy for his own amusement. And his studies of the heavens led to the greatest astronomical discovery of all the ages. . In those days it was supposed thet the earth hung moveless in spae® ie | potas of public health.” and that the sun and the stars circled around it like spokes around @ aa 0 ALL THe CITY INVITATIONS, NOTICES, ETc, ETC BACH CITY INSPECTOR OF SEWERS /S ALLOWED wheel's anxle. While Coperni etil! « child, a Ge rf bel i oe Oe eae / ARE Beauneuury ENGRAVED ON THE HOST AN AEROPLANE FOR JOY RIDING . AND EACH e timeelt the tnughing stock of the aclentite worlt by declaring that Sel teat ie pecanag, oupie Mina | EXPENSIVE PAPER ~NO CHEAP PAPER OR PRINTING bg Wt 4'sy OF THE CITY FOUNTAINS 1S ALLOWED EA eREe Wes TOUNE, Ema Vine Uy Dering Westward, & SRID would evenveamy eens who are packed together results in the transmission of Lin ED IN THIS CITYS_RUN Your FINGERS a — re ya “Jumping-Of Maer ices yhere, far sey, there, Gigsase of so-called tnfeoction. oe.” fi : where, far away, there : & a1 bing been Fail tazsveabd, os sotngansin do aot ar aaa Se theory ne the earth — o obe, wand Coneratong a 7 . ‘ ese all thetr available rolling stock, but piece om the rails only = sationary, but wee forever epiming through space at an aneses mie @ euffictent number of care to carry passengers at the mazti- | One great difference between the two scientists was that Copernli ¥ mum of cree they are to my mind culpeble of « | f braved hia theory-and almost nobody belleved tis act oa a eartous “reach . etumbie@ a oye berm seals by oe hoa! ht aad bees Copernicus had a thousand difficulties to contend with. In the first Geek ae ees instruments such as we now use were absolutely un- The telescope was not to be discovered for another century, an@ | diam replied that while he “feared the limit of human endeavor had beet oy uy appitances he had’ were rudely "carved, ut of qeoten, boards > Seen reached” his Commigsion was “constantly studying the situation f ¥ SoG 7 Suse Ciee Colla aed Senanite the earth etood ot ~ qa would weloome suggestions.” mm and stars revo! around it. So Co) inning, but was also forced to unlearn all the « * fen nao ; vat drawbacks he worked out the following theory¥ qempleint of an observing citizen of Brooklyn, who says that he “in at , ®& motionless body, around which the earth and othe | @ bese to understand why rush-hour crowds are encountered on certain ing rates of speed. That the moon alone revolves the supposed “revolutions of the heavens” joklyn lines at all houre of the day and every day, including Sun- IR. BOARD oF ALDERMEN ARE NO PIKERS ! ND THIS 1S THE WAY CITT rotation of the earth around its own axis. That the end holidays.” THEY bo NOTING BY HALVES, VERYTHING Oey SCSNONISE APPROPRIATION repo cape teadi ned lellan te aranecons adh eras 2 ate 0, cee Ceeiere Scares eee Nae me twit chanel cenit ety" eer put coe “Mette A Seek ieee, presented clmost Sad. heed rye rade nea epee at = PEOPLE PUBLIC SCHOOL |}| the worta elamored for proofs and data. Copernicus refused to furnish | Be: de ies oo ‘Publis Service Sanutanee aaete tame 98 90 LECTURES angie had proved the truth of his theory beyond. any shadow of doubt. ind \ oe @isposal as @ basis for official action. But since, as you say, the Commission {es tteelf at all times constantly studying con- Aitions, I cannot help feeling the necessary evidence is already — detail of his discovery, yriad pi OER OF It, was for the publication of this wonderful beols OO I B Baa | ah CuT IN Two Saas tes Senet ey Car ater iad aacnne eter % CARD Il cna say ane aoe Bits Suitbe Bade Mnoea ine gas 2 ee unt the new sl le own to world. tm your possession. ‘On 2 The Public Service Commission hes plenty of euch evidence in of, ALDERMEN it was Ed a the flow enturs hands Te tT las Cacenaae possession. Long-suffering Brooklynites who endure the inhuman looked at the volume, then ean! fe E ode “Surtaue 4 te evidence? Dene aire Mollie of the Movies :: :: By Alma Woodward Seate stored genera! Cagyright, 1914, by Tho Pres Publishing Oo, (The New York Evening World). syed stb oly egbaadb ets 0 AME? Aw, what's fame, | something different agains Street railway corporations that now deliberately overcrowd their REY Gag Cu teeta asad peeee | iste eeatteds wed Ya" bean on\( ab such conditions agent, what c'n think Boe reat in a eaite oe ot jatartd hours when there is no excuse for plgeon-bioed radise and eck ficimes'a vaeryioe ae truffies, when sport- ‘Thousands of eubway sufferers and victims of the B. R. T. will the health authorities all the evidence they need if this depart- it can find some way to force the Public Service Commission to er: ing a nine-carat hunk of isinglass Mollie of the and feeding on spareribs. A friendly, red house the first night. Good/| A little later on it got so’s I'd try oriicleme. &. R. O. the first month. | to dodge the cars at rush houra,be«, . PODBOOOOOANM 1 4 D m Fair sale the second. The road.}cause too many'd get wise. ‘Bul the { And, when e first crow’s-foot |grand test of my fame came two days a eine fdr Mr. Jarr Learns cones, an"Heavens! is sie "on the boarda still?” It's the same in all riding down from the studia, The Jarr Family By Roy L. McCardell Moscone gcipengmenp recaps Cupreight, 1014, by The Fras Publidhing Co. (The New You’ Drening World). only where he holds them upside Pr erner omen everey a0’, send. Yemen) os 8 Solmbem ed | Gwe: it tiay Are Sunil; OF MADER (08 0 lampe out ef @ lot of , pied badndiea f k ue ingle, ° iven Mr. Jared \ter’s end are large. eroneny sinks) picturesque exit, some moth-eate: ine happens to be—not taking a the elliptical ped siven Mr. Jared Smank printeriel hie head if'they are large ls illuminate hie mocalight lawill Reciiit Suite tis story. of your lite |notlee of the poor unfortunate, when wpring of the lady from branches, That's fame. Bronx, reading Shakespeare, Yuh penetrate the fungfe. Let the| when a guy with ai ful lack of cole . tropical files eat half the coating off! iar and a dove-gray shirt (dove-gray yuh, Permit a bunéh of unknown /from habit, not design) and quite @ “Write in a part for that ol guy!"| tribes to finish ie, Job. ainee a3 bi the we Pr Srape Ss, comes cried Slanger, the manager. “In the) your bones polished for no! ra jut} and site jown beside me. akes ve discovered a Bay of Conjeo-| I go right on readin’ ‘bout Oliver scone where old King Zero makes) 77° sna when they hear of your |Twist—or whoever the Shakespeare Cornelius Vora, the nation's Publo Printer, reports that the total operating cost of the Government Printing Office tor | the fiscal year ending June 90, 1914, shows a decrease over the | preceding year of $29,366.36, while roduct of the office in- creased in valve $209,708.01. Printers show more thrift than | ether public servants we could mention. ro Camden, heard he was to party in th Catatombs! We need it in a library where it’s all, of a sudden he pipes: FINISH THE STATE CANAL SYSTEM. be thrown to the lions, he R fl e f souie nat Stil ter eunilo Capea ' to get dusted ene Timovie sctteany but yu RB. WHITMAN'S choice of Major-General Wotherapoon for | yeutea go loud b Gant the rehenren) ba e ections (@) Har dhecdly ahorreippeiaeree gerccdcecnd IG) He RO ga Superintendent of Public Works in the coming Republican Ryda y e My Love, Pull Down Your Curtaint'| friends’ money ae ub necked ‘out he ify ee tf Ay istration at Al ie likely to worry nobody but hun- LJ or ‘Bieter Susie's Sewing Shirts for " BE ntl ot 7 a ore) i. an te wOERY, BOWERY: Dire, Clare Mudridge-Sraith ba ba a achelor TI] | | Pitter ane we can put tne senor bones math : ep Seine op nine, heteie ey eam d po! . ho previous stage experience; epeculaters on e salary basis in our after| And with that the gink gets up am@ v Putting a recent Chief of Staff of the United States Army to the temperament of a star of omtgasn Glanges has the luteliost ot u| normal, reepectable iia, they ask 7uh | tors, atthe othe gs, leant ss faded phe Seagal to lay ‘cornerstones when they can't |merry ha-ha and remembertn | get the real guy to come! That's | loud what pi y" ry ment of a soow trimmer; but he's Oy ‘and how rotten 1 was in most of ‘em, there with thinks under his bald/ But MY experience with fame was TI, fa spot!” whiapered Mr. Dogstory, the ° Dress agent, to Mn Jerr. “Tf you'll leave it te him hell put some ‘pep’ in this production.” But once’ again Mrs. Clara Mud- ridge-Smith rose to protest icily in this State in « position where he will be ex-officio a membor | "An? Senne wot from the con- By Helen. Rowland ‘the Highways Commission and the Canal Board will appeal to tax-| tre of the stage and, looking att, Has naeeratecacens eonaneceree oo of all parties in the light of business rather than of politics, gyre the Fe ee ea ae ae = Licnsaypd re, Oe pepe iced Re ais . fs true that the Governor-elect means to turn over to hie new | Ota cutting up the money for this His Magesty, pir caneen caether. on his “waiting a toes tendent of Public Works the job of completing the $101,000,000 shew. No human being enters that = Range canal system, then the State is bound to regard the appointment | 4e2 of lions except me.” Being engaged, without a solitaire, ts merely giving « man en option “sagt os ° “Well, of course you get all the/on your life, without requiring any evidence of good faith. : 5 fat in this ehow,” the great . — For ten years the improvement of New York’s canal routes hae|::nger admitted, “But them poor Modern lovers are of two kinds: the “impressionists,” who are always |against the unities of the modern ‘at loose ends. One hundred million dollars have been spent on | lions has eat to get beget cmeeny, Perfectly vague and indefinite, and the “cubists,” who are always perfectly | drama that the great Slanger had al- w appeal audien ; “ ” a and widening the Erie Canal, yet only a few stretches are pes a oo nein sne, that | PMIOUs: there are few “real artiste” of the old school left. ware feed a ateaott eee s d. Meanwhile the tonnage of water traffic over the canal | wouLp be fed to them. Put wecan lott (oy AT We this city has dwindled from 6,457,000 to 2,600,000 tons. Panama |have him stabbed with an axe by old The May Manton Fashions IRLS are sure te want this akirty It is the newest and the smartest. It eminently grace and it is thoroughly A a love te GO like the weather! After a spel! of high temperature without it, pe it cag - iicely sumptuous decadence,” she sai: traffic which ought to come to this port is in danger of being | *ins Zero"— % Os SUNT EOE NS 9h) tr a fa dere wil) act stultity it with the vul a oe os A to Norfolk, Baltimore, New Orleans and Galveston, Bios se Rane, een ‘The delightful thing about having lots of money ts not that “tt talks,”|manenet © "Nene Variety. pertor- Tet “pe added, ae If Gov.-elect Whitman wishes to put « solid achievement to the | the play. but that 1t te 60 effective in keeping other people from talking. “Some one’s been conning you, kid- finish can ten, at either the tigate the natural watste do,” said the great manager, more in sorrow than anger. “There ain't nothing in that highbrow stuff. You can put cush In a ehow like this till the cows come home and you can't get audiences to come in unless you serve warrants on them and have de- teotives drag them in.” | r of his administration ho will promptly finish up waterway im.| “Nero or Zero; they're all in) ; = . eid th ager, 80 man fs like @ baby; all he needs to make him perfectly h. fa to ah jay pel yt poopie por stipend ie i doesn't Se tet “The bow oes of bs tole ometbtog to chew on, and to be allowed to go around Capen mn o Pi intendent of | tnat kid could have o en | mussing things up. Works whose first interest is not politics. Judging by his past|about them alone, Them lege bas . magnetism |" Don’t waste your sympathy on the women a “girl-tamer” has fooled geeord of efficiency in the service of the nation, Major-General Woth- ont mes t for your” asked Mra. A ‘Ny ena Ms. eon! are ae patere Sarriaati eave it all for seas woman he marries and goes on fooling the circular & g00d one one the street and indoor wear. is for * charming made a A SS aod Bingle, who was endeavoring to ei- “If you want the play your way cloth or of velvet { ber elleptical ohild by thrust- you pay for the production,” retorted very beautiful e ‘This city will hereafter collect damages from property aap jeg rape Pinan annoys a man more than to find that he has succeeded in| the lady who was going from Harlem Cael the ligh / owners responsible for needless fires. ae ee wrote to the Cackle.| “ToUsiBs & woman's Jealousy—except to find that he hasn't, society to the “and now we hatertals, f Following a unanimous opinion of the Appellate Division very, very pretty { will go on with the rehearsal, please: dancing made of cute 4 | berry girls that you were going on) ef ha Buoreme Court os to the ofty’s rights in the matter, Fire 2 Tee aay rom) _ flrtation begun te half done, ‘And even Sam Blanger, the deapo fon or thin fabrics : Commissioner Adameon announces that persone guilty of wil- TR ee eas | ee - of the drama, stepped back absshed foundation ™ Beating ‘ ful negligence in dleobeying the fire laws or the special orders lout of work, I thought Ia write Conscription in Germany. ait it, ,otier_advane of the department a0 reeards fire prevention twill be compatied moving plotures oF play te opera oF | How Reery Man From 17 to 45 Ie Subject to Milltory Duty. Slogans of Success simplest skirts to eet to per to the Fire Department the cost nguishing fires | someting, And 40 Mr. Jared SmUDK rai rules governing conscription | When the Landwehr and Landsturm By Has:n Conklin ba a ia ‘which ccour on thetr premises, come over from Pbiledelphia in Germany are officially stated |are called out, the unmarried men| , piace we've all heard of size will be nesded. , ‘A long step in the right direction. The next should be to |e and 3 ements Hite Ratlowey to be am follows: very Ger- r sible, gent to the ‘Py ay bride S8-¢ "yards of pane ~ mabe negiect of obvious precautions against fire a ertme, In | Sn Ae ener with indignation, Irie foriy ACh sees ie arora ar Until | men without childrea, and finally the |tione,” And It’s roofed over with iia! yarde ee Th Baropean cities the man who has a fire on is premiges 9 (17s ppeaking as a mother, and|tary duty. The period of active duty [eter en Maeer ne, 10, the, RUMDEE, of | “good excuses.” yards 44" or 1128 field responsible for the same unti! he has proven his inno- with a mother's feelings, after nure-|# two years for the infantry, the| belongs te aaa nab eeer te 1 man who always tries his best yards 4, The wigs, Rants he in mateen ita ear ganlia lene trom field artillery and the commissariat eS bye eee aaeltt oe tae a cence. 4 8 bys 4 afore fire ts ing Halloway through the whooping | ¢or a1! the other ‘armas it ta tres undergo military drill for two weeks automatically acquires a good lower edge is 2 yards are. every pean On apo ~~ Be ey < bY a Th ibe for the active privat Detling Ore the it fever, wi aa|year ie extended to those possessing 1e@ pay Sor act vate Ps higher education. After active amounts to 2.20 marks (65 cents) for| [’HE only occasion where a “good Rates pormanentiy 1 precious | Higher atucation. 4 Teserve, sare |ten days. In war times the pay of Miata ce rant sacs ie during a| Pattern No. 8494—Circular Skirt for M and 16 Inches, Pattern No. 8494 ip cut in sizes | of 16 and 18 years Hits From Sharp Wits. Uttle lege, I aint going to bave him vicg "in both branches lasting to. | officers and soldiers is doubled. Dur- | came of golf (and not afterward). Smali Women, 16 and 18 Years, age. { fatentions will run ‘When hush money does tt talks | fed to no ions! ether seven years. Then the soldier |ing Grill and the id manoeuvres (: . ly all day, then jum | Sed point and often to the prisea— Jered Gmuntk, the retired Gov- mes a member of the Landwehr|the wives and children of the older | \JJANY ® man’s ship of success has Call at THE EVENING WORLD MAY MANTON FASHION { to the Giteh as News Mr. oe for twelve yeara. The first levy ex-|men are supported by certain allow- foundered because he “had too @en BUREAU, Donald Building, 109 West Thirty-second street (oppo ay red fashes ahead ta Lp pee erament printer, was evidently Pres: |tends from the of twenty-seven |ances. Every non-commissioned offi- | nany drinks aboard.” ra site Gimbe! Bros.) corner Sixth avenue and Thirty-second street, ledo Blade. Aman is Of his wife, the wife|ent at a stage rehearsal for the firet/to thirty-two, and the second from |cer who has served for tw: 5 Obes w York, or vent by mail un receipt of ten cents in com oF ad ter, time, for he was standing on hia|thirty-threa to thirty-nine From the/ is entitled t pay T’S more than a matter of spelling. stampa for each pattern ordered s 0 get a good look at everything age ot thirty-nine to forty-five the, marks on |i ‘Whether you find life full of paens ’ As ¥ ‘ 3 wily i + ‘ Sneed a Ne "tdci Bela iah och a ean aa sdecion s,s AO ca : 2 pitt I EO EN Petters. IMPORTANT—Write your address plainly and alw sane wented, ‘Add two conta for letter postage iia e barge i tesa ail tos - of hor eldest Spt noel mae whe jp * ¥. uit, a my ‘ ce ‘gigi: hie Bapietvvwhisedes te Ri er nt