The evening world. Newspaper, December 7, 1914, Page 14

pagar Ei 4 fe Evening World Dai: rman pee HO Reet MORTAR. , . Fifty Dates f You Should Rem ‘4 By Albert Payson Terhune DOBHODOOA Copyright, 1014, ty The Frew FATABLISHMD BY JOSEPH PULITERR , Moa. 63 to utr wenn aR ibe STs Fenene Svnesen Presiden: sole PIERS Feoieasas at the pt tes to j@ for the United States y and Canada. EVERY! "S KNITTING. You ARE ONLY LOA OOODD AROUND e Publishing On (The Now Tork Svening Watt NO. 1.—JUNB 16, 1316—Magna Cherta, Foundation: Gtiie N a oilken tent, on an island near Runaymenée, Bagiaaé, en Sane 16, 1216, sat @ bearded man, pen in hand, On the table: Celie him lay s huge parchment scroll. All around him wee ellis ‘ae 4 ” TWO WAYS. ASSACHUSETT'S is just now proposing an emergency labor law to suspend temporarily sections of the State labor regu- lations so that work in the factories may keep pace with increased orders from Europe. The child labor law, the iting to overtime work and the fifty-four hours week law will (affected. Gov. Walah declares: Maseachusetts ts losing business that it might get from it thie time Gecsese the manufacturers cannot make of etern-eyed, sombre mea, clad tn full armer. The man at the table glanced in helpless appeal about the grimly threatening faces, then scribbled his name on the parchment, down the pen, stamped on it and ran from the tent. Resohing Windsor Castle nearby, he threw himecif upon the’ fleor and rolled about, screaming and foaming at the mouth aad Mike a rabid dog at everything within reach. the base of all future democracy, Oppression ef the People. Constitution and our lawe are largely built ‘The Gooument was the Magna Charta. ‘The rank and file of people, in England and everywhere had no rights. They were helpless victims to the eaprices of Some of these rulers were fairly good and had the welfare of their heart. But some of them were tyrants, and their people were unbelievable cruelty. In England the King was supreme, He—aend in a lesser way, the fs —had power of life and death over the public at large. There was no It wae worse than almost any form of slavery the world has known. : The peonle were helpless, eo long as the King and the noble eteya together. But King John went a step further. nobles, too. The nobles—the “barons” as they nothing at all for the And they decided to use the people as a club to flog the King inte oub- HIS 1S NO CINCH | MY ARHS ARE SO WEAK THEYARE Reavy ‘e ORoP HOLD UP Your HANDS AND THINK Oo} NP Hine Soince 4000 STOP FUSSING! Bo Rage? fo not.permitted, Something ought to be done to Your HANDS, workers amd the manufacturers an opportunity to ‘eperate on extra hour o Gay to pay for long idlencee. Massachusetts seeks to relax her laws that workers may fall benefit of opportunity. New York, on the other hand, with the enforcement of « labor law the effect of which thousands out of work. Nor does the alien labor law, the en ae New York must find some means to avert, a alone. Ae ex-Lieut. Gov, Conway told the Su- ie Court recently: Y ~ We may fad euresives face to face with the fect that tho ©) dite bee laid out hunérede of millions on contracts which bave ‘already bem awardes. ‘ ‘Werk on them has progressed to « certain point, but now, the low {2 enforced, everything must etop. Your Honor will 6 €ep What @ chaotic state would be the result. : Mamachusette strives to modify her etatates eo that all ‘may carn as much as possible this winter, is New York going it an antiquated law of doubtful constitutionality to halt and add corps after corps to the army of the unempleyed? ee tine WARE THE “EXPERT TAX REDUCER.” [8 professional tax reducer ie abroad again tempting tazpayere with alluring promises to get their assessments reduced. A dation-stone of Liberty; e charter which mon people equal rights with the Dobuny, te, Barons and common people combined against John. A Document.e¢ Rights wee drawn up. Archbishop Langton, one of the greatest men of Ms day, was the prime mover in the whole affair. He bjted unlawful punishments, curbed the power of the: King, checked monopolies (for there were “trusts” even in those days), the Mberties of the Church, redressed feidal grievances, regulated business honesty, established the “habeas corpus” and trial by jury, provided in various ways against legal delays, brought justice within the reach <of all and protected every man against “loss of life, lib- j Dullted Inte erty oF property except by Judgment of the Jaw et One Good Deed. King John was respectfully asked to eign. the srerrrrrrrrrnn"F Magna Charta, “for the health of his soul.” fused and accompanied his refusal with a torrent of blasphemous threats. Then the Barons took charge of him. By main force they made the cow- HAVE PATIENCE IT WON'T TAKE guite ALL DAY. ONLY Two MORE KETS OF SKENS aoe ‘typical etroular addressed to property owners reads: I feel confident of being able to benefit you without any trouble or expense to youreel!. ‘Tex Department hes issued a warning urging taxpayers their own grievances and pay me money to fake tax reducing Pie for fake services. ‘The Tex Department makes reductions on One hundred thousand dollars have been handed ever in to these sharpers by property owness in Manhatten. ene’s troubles with the tax assessors in this city, it is ‘wiedom to take them straight to headquarters.’ “Expert” inter- between citinems amd the Tex Department ave casually oe FIRE ESCAPES IGNORED. OE as to the whereabouts of fire escapes, according to House Commissioner Murphy, wes responsible for the of eight lives in two fires on the morning of Nov. 28. ! were equipped with eush fize escapes es the | dhe victims of the fire tn Bast Pwenty-ainth Street fire escapes just outside the windows of their apart- Gesperate and futile effort te escape 14 all have been saved. Girectly due to the fallure of the wo- the means of escage provided, which were ené efequate. There was no reason for loss of life éz- living tranquilly in the thousands of apart- describe at e moment's notice their hest means im doubt, always blame the and play safe yourself.— ce will be t enough that the United Steces t ly upon the assem: & new Deciaration i? tion : Declare: p in the form of an amendment tution reading thus, avers it “abopiutaly tele ona of that time of this law te ‘Things that are suspected of being too good to be true sometimes tura out too true to be. good. A man who seems never to become ald is @ good actor.—Albany Jour- . ‘When you hand a lemon te an = mist he will dig up a little Oger bed a Uttle whiskey and a little hot water and make himeelf comfortable.—Cin- cinnati Enquirer, ° ° ‘When the world owes a man a liv- ing, It takea most of his ¢: collections ‘Washington Post fetid * Por cent. or more, re! Ae) then let e liq iment stand fo: th Ie there an influence in’ ete country great enough to take t' work? wir In 1900 To the Raitor of The In what years He George run for Mayor of New York Clty? cM. Yeo. To the Ketter of The Evening World: Can a man bern in this country of ‘te vote wit ‘The Jarr Family By Roy L. ‘M16, Wy The Prem Publishing Ongriata, will be a four-time winner!” Mr. Dogatory, the press agent, declared, “I wouldn't even let Brady and K. & B. in on it now, even if they begged me on their knees!” remarked Mr. Horace Grindem, the author of “The Maiden Martyr,” that stupendous apectacular drama of the grandeur that wae Rome when no humane #0- cleties intervened to save the captive Mens of Nero from a monotonous diet of martyre, who in all probability could not have been guaranteed un- der the pure food laws of those days. “They'll all be turned down! “No, air,” added Mr. Horace Grind- om, who was a rbd nosed, baldbpaded, threadbare author suffering from writer's paralyais; that is, be couldn't reise his hand te ring the push but- tom in the cafe where be was sitting with Mr. Dogstory and Mr. Jarr—the latter acting ae friend of the bereaved that és of bis boss, Mr. Jabes Smith, who was bereaved at all the money it takes to place a lady one may be Interested in in @ dramatic vehicle sulted to her temperament and talent. “The Shuberts and K. & E. sud Brady too bad aw opportunity to pro- duce ‘The Maiden tyr.’ I took the ons in a tax! to show them,” con- tinued Mr. Grindem, the veteran play- wright. “Now they hear it is another ‘Ben Hur and they will all want a bit of it. But Horace Grindem wil) put them out of business now. But Horace Grindem will not be revenge- ful, I'll let them go out in advance of my number two. three and four companies!" “Want to go around to eee the last rebeareal?” asked Mr. Dogetory of Mr. Jarr. “Oh, well, I've hept away all along, but the bose has asked me to look after the thing for him, and it keeps me out of the office air,” remarked Mr. Jarr philosophically. Bo he paid the check and went around to the theatre where the great epectactle was to be presented that Bight that bie wife's best friend, Mre. Clara Mudridge-Smitb, was to make ®@ epectacie of herself in. ‘The great arena scene was being rehearsed. ‘The stage was set for it, and the property man and the stage hands dragged in Clarice, the dow- ager lioness, and Marmaduke and Alaric, the two elderly males, who should have been in an old lions’ home somewhere. Clarice was the venerable old Hon- ess'e right name, but Marmaduke and McCardell Ca, (The New Tors Kivming World), Dames of the senile and debilitated] Mrs. Mudridge-Smith, who had been male lions were Towser and Rover. | wearing theatrical make-up in all pried As they were being dragged into | waking and sleeping hours ever the cage across the atage, with the|it was assured that she could realise grain of the wood, the old lions were |ber ambitions to elevate the drama Why Your Clothes Are Not Becoming By Andre Dupont. i Copyright, 1914, by The Prem Putitshing So, (The New York Brening World). Choosing « Frock That ‘‘Looks Well on Somebody Else.” HE beautiful model paraded slowly up and down the salon of the great New York dressmaker and then disappeared under the green velvet curtains, oly to appear in joment in e frock etill more ravishing. The rich customer eyed her keenly, made her tura around ‘lit Feaso: Gress unsuitably is because they put a, in which they can only see face. P, vor the Teal offic ot any contumy it should be viewed in a glass that shows it in full length. We all possess seen beauties of face ant 8 Be ER most effective by clothes we aelec Are you too short? Don't wear a ekirt with a tunic to the knees, trimmed with fur or braid, as @ straight line around the figure at this point will take off inches from the apparent height. Wear a long tunto or, better still, no tunte at all, if you want to look as tall as possible. Is your face perhaps a little too full and inclined to be heavy at the chin? A @ultable coiffture will make !t look thinner and more refined. Has your complexion a aallow tinge? Certain eolors will make {tt look rosier, while others will increase the trouble, And go it goes. It will be the of this series ardly old scoundrel sign the paper, if not for the health of his soul, at for the health of his body and to keep bis crown on his head and his en bis shoulders, wa Hemmed in by armed men, John consented to sign, putting the city of Lendon in pawn to the Barons as guarantee of his good faith, and he epént the rest of his life trying in vain to repudiate the one good deed in hie whole miserable career. (Nest: “DISCOVERY THAT THE EARTH MOVES.") ————$$ $$ Pop’s Mutual Motor « By Alma Woogward Gapyright, 1914, ty The Prew Publishing Co. (The New York Evening Wert), DON'T see why you can't go in the street car,” re- going downtown just to take you and Mrs. Green to that free market “You have loads of money,” com- “Anyway, Saturday isn't just day. Most lock. If jess you spend most ot bed Saturday after- noons in pool parlors. do not,” retorted Pop, weakly and without conviction. ee e e© @ “Now, there's no use for us to pa; a boy ten or fifteen cents upiece ve you along to carry our baskets,” observed Ma, economi- cally. begin putting out money that way, all thy before you start. And exercise for you, Milton, right down here in the fresh breezes from the get enough exercise, what's the matter She bad learned the one vithi thing that makes the star pre-eminent. She, Profit’s gone itl be They'll last me a whole week.» Mr. Mitt, would you mind pees aa ea. in without they can dump in a ? . Thank you." 7 fine @ little closer, so | a wel! if,” said Ma. “Or h, eggs!" “Only thirty. Atty. You'll gurgied -“rs: Grea. ive cents. And I pay to hold these in two dosen myself,” id, I DO tomatoes two cents apiece at thi end of the year. “I'll take twelve. You'll have to hold these in your hand, too, Milton.” “Till tell you what to do,” coded Mrs. Green as Pop began to vesemiile an o% jorked horn of pleaty. ‘You stand it here on this spot and ft the things while we dart here am there. And every time we get a pask- age we'll run back and give ‘it ‘to you. See?” “Oh, that'll be lovety,” Pop. H thi A By ee Sane, the ‘atones at the feet of the horrified ladies. “Milton! luo. “I don't here the vo 1ien't nog here the prods wate “T' take twenty cents’ worth my- to happen,” observed Pop, blendly. The May Manton Fashions’ 7 thet can be utterly spoiled or made| yo! Pattern 8497, Low Belted Blouse, 34 to 42 Bust. BRE is a new ent “Mr, Mitt!” screamed: the emart blowee that: com te used with be worn the throat, «0 whether one Itkes o1 or not, the tern available, My ene. For the medium aise will be required yards of material + inches wide, 1% yardy i, or 1% yarda 46, with 1% yards #, 31 yard or «# sleeves, vest and collar, Pattern No, 8497 is cut in gizes for 34 to 42 inches bust measure. Call at THE EVENING WORLD MAY MANTO! BUREAU, Donald Bullding, 100 West Thirty-second pic, i site Gimbel Bros.), corner Sixth avenue and Thirty-second New York, or sent by mail on rece stampe for each pattern ordered.