The evening world. Newspaper, December 4, 1914, Page 26

FSTABLISHBD BY JOSHPH PULITZER. ner Dally Except su by the Press Publishing Company, Nos. 5% to 63 Park Row, New Y TZ, AW J. ANGUS 8) " JOABPH PULITZER, Jr. Entered at the Port-Office at New York ar Beconds lane } pn Rates to The Bvening| For England and t All Countri = VOLUME ee A DEPLORABLE PANIC. tassment of some bank in that section, For the past few days, following the closing of the Kass bank, of depositors have besieged other east side banks, public and desperately determined to get their money. Word has gone i throughout that section: “You'd better get your money out of @ banks.” p Rent and the immediate need of cash for food and clothing press ly upon most of these people. The bare suggestion that they say lose their savings naturally excites them to frenzy. "The worst of it is that even when fear has departed not all of @ money withdrawn finds ite way back to the bank. A lump sum money in hand is almost always an irresistible temptation to a E Shaken confidence in higher financial circles is bad enough. confidence among dwellers on the east side means poignant alee: and terror. More than anywhere else in city or State, we d keep an eye on east side banks, i += --- 4 SAVE FULTON STREET. M, PPOSITION to filling Fulton Street up with iron girders gains strength. A hearing before the Board of Estimate, where five hundred citizens representing the most vigorous and ive section of Brooklyn registered their protests, indicates real behind the movement to clear Fulton Street of the overshadow- ig, incongruous structure which has darkened it for nearly thirty a _ Common sense points to a subway. The citizens’ committee pro- such a subway to start at Stuyvesant Avenue. This would lead ample yard accommodations underground at Flatbush Avenue [Fulton Street, as now constructed—accommodations which cannot d to their full value by the Fourth Avenue subway alone. |The amount of money required under the scheme of the City Plan to shift the tracks from lower Fulton to Adams Street @ provide for a very large percentage of cost, while the gain to lyn cannot well be measured in money. ————_-4 2 POOR OLD BROADWAY! Fp ROADWAY in its present state is not a street. It is a con- valgion.” At the convention of the American Civic Association ington Architect Arnold W. Brunner said hard things about ‘ork’s great thoroughfare. Ghop. The Post Office te hideous. Ugliness and shabbi- vie with vulgarity in neighboring streets, emphasised by eky line and ugly buildings, Proceeding downtown, we and disorder. Up and down many blocks aro cheap structures of galvanised iron and bill boards.” Brunner thinks. the tired New York business man would not usted if he worked among more sightly surroundings. he would not accomplish so much, either. Uniformity and ptry, which soothe the eye, encourage contemplative rather than temperaments. Where do we find human energy and enter- their busiest and best? In beautiful old world capitals or in j, Tough Western town, with its packing-box buildings? New {is not a frontier town, but the restlessness of ita architecture and ty of ite streets may have something to do with the get-up- of ite citizens, New York were to become beautiful, New Yorkers might forget Dave Lamar gets two years. He impersonated a Congress- ‘The punishment fits the crime. The term is the same. Hits From Sharp Wits. st ie. ok Stice-Nastiile tanner” “eoruting your heels will ° ° A man may be slow but sure, but eee slowness does not guarantee sureness, who sits around a gas 4, id wont Those who seldom real! whe old da: ‘When @ woman marries, she je ally reforms him in come feepects even he doesn’t particularly need it and she doesn't marry him for that burpoge.—~Albany Journal. ° “An exg laid eighteen hundred years ago han been found in ai \- tion tomb,” remarked the Man on t! Car. “I had its contemporary fo: breakfast the other morning."-—~To- ledo Blade, 8 Certain job an ba gy! is Syacunens decided acce| e po- yoae him.—To} eka Capitol. , ele fellow who thinks that this fy should not remain neutral TT metters From the People Sh. Iron and Water. pBititor o The Evening World t nt, R, in answering ( whether @ block of iron mink all the way to the bottom be arrives at a rather [js forces i {folk that the Titanto never reached bottom, er at the bottom of the ocean weighs practically the same as at the surface—about three pounds more than normal at a depth of 34.000 feet. And before the ni ry the great pres- crushed her airtight and allowed water to would greatly increase ¢ specific gravity and therefore reduc the buoya of the water, We kno that the big ship started to sink, with |some of her compartments filled with air’ and some of these were several all/ hundred feet beneath the water be- fore the entire vessel disappeared, And, I think, thie depth would be suf- body | ficient to crush the sides of any com- tment in the #hip. It would be ard, considering these facts, to doubt spas whe ry ° the Netto n As to the speed of sinking: must con- the resistance of the water, This lent to cause any body to sink roing th compagtmen enter. Th NE of the saddest spectacles this city ever sees is the epread ] of panic through the east side owing to the failure or embar- read | payers and produced by the best Flinto a den of lions, Su HERE I$ OUT of | |\ TEN DOLLARS CONTRIBUTION €ROM ME BILL, LESS TEN PER CENT FOR OUR EXPENSES IN STATIONERY [MANAGERS OF THE OUT of WORK RELIEF FUND t NE NAME STAMPS AND BOOKKEEPING ch Is Life! RIK I THANK You, ME BILL The Jarr Family By Roy L. McCardell Copyright, 1014, by The Prem Publishing On (The New York Krening World), HERE I$ A CONTRIBUTION OF $10, FRon ne BILLY (0 COVE! OFFICE RENT rn VICE-PRESIDENT OUTof WORK RELIEF FUND FRom M8 BILL TEN DOLLARS, LESS TEN PERCENT To PAY OUR CLERKS OFFICE EMPLOYEES ND SUNDRY EXPENSES ASS IT ALONG DIRECTOR OF THE QUT of WORK RELIEF FUND ILLS eSietron LESS TEN _PER CENT FoR COST oF HANOLING THE FUND 6 TB en old spectacular|show? Doss a film care what other|{f it gets fine notices and have you drama of the days of| films are on the programme? Does canned if it 4 I think it was é originally written at about that time,” ex- plained Mr, Harold Dogstory, Prince of Press Agents. “The managers won't touch a big spectacle or @ musical show, as a general thing; but now that Old Man Smith will back tt, eo his wife can go on the ati can all have our cakes this winter.’ “You don't mean to fell me you are going to let my boss lose his good money in backing a play with his wife, who has had no stage experi- ence, in the leading role, just to sat- \efy her foolish vanity? I'll put him wise!" retorted Mr. Jarr virtuously. “Every knock 1a a boost,” replied the press agent, calmly. “If his wife wants to go on the stage, and he has the money, all you can do or say will not help any. He will only be sore at you, If it’s a bloomer, for telling him @o beforehand. Besides, who can tell (f 1% will be a bloomer? I have ween the best plays, written by the best authors and played by the best managers, die standing up. 2's a gamble, Mre, Mudridge-Amith might be @ big bit. ‘The Maiden Martyr’ has been peddied around by Horace Grindem and has been refused dy a0 many managere that it's likely to be Just what the public wants, “Besides, it has a big punch ecene, where the Maiden Martyr ie thrown It may be the bigweet hit in years. I've seen euch things. “Besides, I've got to live. And a man like me can't live, doing publicity tor a film. [I've been prese agenting big moving picture productions all this eeason, and there te no excite- ment in it. You might as well be getting publicity for a new process vacuum cleaner, “Does a film kick for the best Greasing room? Does « film refuse to make the next town unless it has e drawing room on the sleeping car? Does a film pull any tempermenta) tuff and demand that its husband all or shall not tr with the moven Copyright, 1014, by Tue Prew Hubiishing Co, (The New York Kveniag Work), The Charm'of a Graceful Figure. O position the shoulders, arma and limbs will which are correct and heaithf Now t are taking exercises to make t! but such exercises inevitably tend to grac The best time to exercise is before an open window when one should breathe deeply a The le ness and a good © nt The Dower of Beauty By Marie Montaigne NE has only to saunter through a crowd in order to be convinced that «raceful figures are not born, made. And after the making be kept grac the; they must eful. Of it, these fortunate indi- viduals thi often abr je alluring gift. Who has not known ht ugly attention to diet in the matter of pre- rving lovely out- lines Any thought- 1 person is aware reise must be intelligent and of the ful thi righ: acquire sort in order to the proper musoular develo) ment as well as the proper poise. To begin with, stand correctly. mean el oise and That in breathing. Hold the head erect, the small of the back slightly in and the feet straight bef: one, dancin, eir muscle exercises are ge, As well as an ald to attractive A Birthday Greeting. “N. H." writes; “A young man called on me regularly for some time, but six weeks ago he suddenly stopped. be per. Betty Vincent’s Advice to Lovers. “E. C.” writes: this summer my fiancee had her pic- ture taken in company with another young man who stopped at the same house, but whom she only met once, We are good friends, Wome it Seo I have asked, hor e dispose of the right to send him a card on birth-| pictures or break ~ dancing. with the oi ach held in. naturally assume the attitudes ie the vogue, people for that pu: alone in the morning, exhale slowly three times between eac! joularly good for promoting supple- In this EN DOLLARS SECRETARY OF TH OUT of WORK RELIEF FUND forth I will live for my art! I will not throw away the work of the most fertile imagination in the publicity Profession on an insensate, unappre- Clative, inarticulate film!” “Well, I think it’s a jeke, a cruel and costly joke, on this misguided, silly woman, Clara Mudridge-Smith; and on her old husband, who will throw away a lot of good money on the proposition,” Mr. Jarr insisted. “Don't you worry,” Mr. Dogstory rejoined. “A boob is nover happy un- leas he 4s losing money in some business he knows nothing about. T'll got my ealary till the thing blows up, the Beagles will get their salaries and commissions, and if it is a suc- cess they'll have part of the show. The man who has the lions on his bands will get a bunch of coin, less the commission he has to give the Beagles. Besides, if your boss saves hig money by refusing to back the show, will you get any of it? Will we? No! Then let your motto be ‘Live and Let Live and May Boobs With Bank Rolls Share Them With Those Who Can Get Them to Loosen Up" “Will you tell me how Mrs, Mud- ridge-Smith can act when she's never bad any experience?” asked Mr. Jarr. “Does @ martyr maiden have to, aot?” replied Mr, Dogstory. “All she'll have to do ie to moan and tremble— stage fright will do that for ber— when the tyrant Nero orders her to the Hons, Then there will be a dark change scene from the palace of Nero to the lions’ den in his private lion garage, Then Narcissa, the martyr maiden, will be shown walking in among the lions and will be just about to be devoured when Parsnipus, the patrician amateur gladiator, will save her. Lights! Musio! Effects! Suo- cose!” “Do you mean to tell me Mrv, Clara Mudridge-Smith will enter a cage of live lions, vain as she ie and stage- struck as she ts?" asked Mr. Jarr. “Leave it to eaid Mr. Dogstory. "ll fake it and get the effect, Be- ‘aides, these lions are ao old they nave to be fed Hamburger steak. don't be a knocker! Boost!" So Mr. Jarr was cajoled into being & party in fulfilling the stage aspira- tions of a stage-struck amateur, But something told him! e"On her vacation | taste, but hardly think, Becoming Acquainted. “A. 8." writes: “Beveral months ago T waa introduced to a a of bie, 1 ben rtant enough to make an tasue about, should man) very much By Helen Reflections of a Bachelor Girl Gopyright, 1014, by The Prem Publishing Uo. (The New York Erening World), Rowland WW" two people begin to dissect their emotions, they vivisect their love. While one girl fancies that she holds the key to a man’s heart another sometimes comes along and picks the lock with a hairpin, So determined is woman to “look up” to the man she loves that if she married a worm she would dig « hole in the ground and wawi into it in order to be able to put her head on his shoulder and say: “Darling, Bow big and strong and tall you are.” Forgiven: the acid test,of love. No girl should marry a man unless she is sure that she could forgive him everything on earth, because that’s Probably what she will have to do sooner or later. A successful flirt is never his own pres: nt. Only an amateur goes about waving his trophies and proclaiming his “thrilling escapes.” Marriage is a Marathon in which endurance wins the prize and after which you wonder if the “prize,” who is swearing at his collar button or Growling over his breakfast, is worth the “endurance.” Reforming a husband {s something like remodelling an old fur muff, Once you have cut out all the weak spots and bad places there isn’t much of anything left. One reason why a widdw is so popular is that she has learned to re- gard men as babies rather than as heroes and to coddle them rather than to adore them. A man is always astonished to d: iscover how difficult it {s to Ile to his wife the first time—and how difficult it is not to, afterward. You can always tell a divorcee—but you can’t tell her much. Warologues By Alma Woodward Copyright, 1914, ty The Prew Publishing Co, (The New York Brening World). ‘iter Brown ans just, fieidion tying her bus. HP ate ta, ock Ebay "See handiwork.) RS. B (proudly)—My goodness! I don’t know what you'd do without me! te Mr. B (tmmediately)—I wouldn't | ,,! wear the blamed things! Always did hate ‘em. Always feel like an over- stuffed frankfurter that you know’s going to buret when it boils, All my other clothes fit me. But these things gouge out my armpits, flute my shoul- derblades, groove my waistline and petrify my knecs. And if I saw a certified check for half of John D's millions lying on the floor, right under my nose, I'd have to let the darned thing go. don’t dare to Mrs. B (scornfully)—I'l bet your Because I se Srandfather had an aversion to col- lars. Goodni ese! I should think you'd be happy to put on something decent and look human once in a while. Anyway, this is going to be positively @ dress affair—and for the war suf- ferers; so—— eccececsoosoooooocoonsooooooooooos coceoooooooseeses | Mr. B. (whimpering in minor)—What Mr. Jarr Becomes the Accomplice s 29 Of Harlem’s Only “Maiden Martyr”|"s nie (in utter dagtiat)—Ob, come P9PSISIIFSESETS TTS BESSSSSSSTISSSTSS 8988T9SSITSVFITO He heb oee about the silk purse! @ film present you with a diamond | studded and suitably inscribed watch d’'you suppose those poor guys in the trenches care whether I wear a dress suit or not? I bet yuh I'd get shot if they caught sight of me. Mrs. B. (in utter disgust)—Oh, come Mr. B, (sternly)—Now, don't you go and get personal, Matilda, or I won't etir a step. Mrs. B. (sharply)—Aw, You'll tire yourself talking! come on. Slogans of Success. can forgive a man for kicking if he limits it to kicking goals. HE shortest and best rule for the achievement of success is this: “GET RESULTS!" AKE a lesson from the molecule. It's a little thing. But take the biggest thing you know—what is it but molecules compiled? Big things (A half hour later the Browns Thane, where a uge benefit er te place: he inser lobby is crowded. with beautiful, yours Sirgen welling flowers,“ programmes and” can Blonde (sweetly)—Won't you buy « boutonniere? The proceeds are to go hin Me, B. evem to hesitate Mrs, B. aefge: ire. B. (stage whisper)—Go on! Loosen up! Buy whatever they hand you, tightwad! Fs Mr. B. (bending over blonde)—I sure will buy, if you'll pin it on. real homey Shout te} bse able Mrs. B. (coldly)—You know it tan't necessary to tell her what you had for breakfast, and— Brunette (smil! —Won't you buy a programme? ly 60 cents, and the proceeds go to the— . \Whereapon Me. B, brunette bald « sicniamtno “conta” lasting aree minutes oe eaowe} Mrs. B. (wrathfully)—I have a split- ting headache. I guess we'll go home. T couldn't sit through the performance feeling like this. Mr. B. (taking his innings)—Not on your life! I'm here. I'm dressed up linvieae fire horse. And I'm going to stick. Titian Blonde (with a siren glance) —A box of sweets? Only—— (Mr, B, goes so far aa to chuck Titian Rlonte tmder ‘di iy She Mutters at his ach, ndikere | drops k WHE ataitne Roane tr, Mrs. B. (vindictivelyX—NOW will you come home? Mr. B, (holding his coat talls)—Aw, shut up! to the Mr, 1, stoops and By Hasen Conklin in business are but little thingy moulded together. Don't overlook ‘em OFTEN the disagreeable but neces- sary duties would be done in half the time we take wishing we didn't have to do them. THs sounds like @ paradox, but it ‘t. The man who always has a skate on never cuts much Ico. BOLL OO i The May Manton Fashions | Women, 16 and 18 Years. and 138-4 yards Pattern No. 8410—Dress for Misses and Smal! 3 > T would be hard to find a prettier danc- ing frock than this one or one better adapted to girls’ x The over-blouse and apron drapery are made of flowered taffeta, exceedingly charming in color, and the skirt beneath is of accordion Plaited chiffon, The girdle is of velvet ribbon and the Sower that finishes tt gives & note of color that ie extremely effective, In the back view the same design is for lace flouncing with crepe de chine, and it the frock is ‘wanted for ¥ occasions a yoke ‘and long sleeves can be added or the long sleeves can ba used with the open neck, for this season that combination ts much used. The little bit of rhinestone band- ing that finishes the neck edge gives a pretty touch, For the 16-year size the dress will require 51-2 yards of ma- terial 27, 31-4 yards 36 or 44 inches wide for the plaited skirt, 21-2 yards 27 or 36, 11-2 yards 44 for the apron drapery and shoulder drapery, 11-2 yards 2 for the blouse and 1-2 yard of net for the centre portions, 1 yard 27 for the ruffles: or 16-3 yards of flouncing 38 inches wide with 31-8 yards of plain material 27 oF 86, yard 18 for the yoke facing to make as shown in back view. No, 8410 is cut in sizes for girls of 16 and 18 years, Pattern Call at THE EVENING WORLD MAY MANTON FASHION’ is into Mr. B.'s eyes) . oe Es =n kes me, but in the presence of chum there ts not much chance for conversation. How can we become better acquainted?" I think you must leave the young man to settle You BUREAU, Donald Rutlding, 100 West Thirty-second street (op site Gimbe! Bros.), corner Sixth avenue and Thirty-second sty New York, or sent by mail on receipt of