The evening world. Newspaper, November 7, 1914, Page 8

Nhs Seyi? meet ¢ PN SERN, once oer World Daily Maga Such Is Life! ¥% 1 Hope Jou Witt ui , zine. Sa . —— — - vening turday. #4 By Maurice Ketten seeceeecereeeeeceess NO, 19,486 THE THREE KINDS OF VOTER. Fp BOPLE who pursle over our politics should remember that, year im and year out, our voters are composed of three classes: pertican, predatory, patriotic. The partisans are products of time and habit, hidebound, wedded hele idole. Tho predatory think the Government is run for their advantage and profit. The patriotic are the worthy few he do the honest thinking and keep their eyes on the road. They have continually to counteract the confusion and misfortune which the ? two other classer breed. ’ Nobody can ever be sure just how the three kinds of voters are . to eit together in the wagon. Take the predatory class: Some- f they make up to the partisans; sometimes to the patriots > —awherever they hope to steal a hand into the plum basket. A very : i little familiarity with them compromises the partisans or disgusts tho ¢ | patriots, and. then everybody shifts around more or less violently and _ the outfit careens to one side or the other. eI curious thing about it is that no two of the trio are quite _ ptgong enough to pitch out the third. Is it any wonder that our progress is attended with unaccountable lurches and jolts that foresight? a] P AnD Bick witt HATE NINE AND DREAM A®our ours Suc ts LiFe fy bear | OO ‘The Progressive retreat is in a bad way. The Colonel has pace Sn WHY NOT CROSS SEATS? WwW" ARE told that car seats in the new subway will be adapted It would interest us more to know if the seats are to » be the long, slippery benches that prevail in the present subway. If 1 One of the most uncomfortable features of the present subway + ears ie these long side seats that offer no lateral support against the |) ‘way lines should be fitted with rows of-short cross seats, holding two Be each, on either side of a middle aisle. Bench seats should be backed bimeeif.clean out of sight. to all becks, cutved or flat. 00, we protest. Jerks of a etarting or stopping train. Up-to-date cars on all city rail- 5) 4 weed only at the ends or middle of the car where exite call for extra iy, Whenever practicable, passengers should sit facing the direction se) ia which the train is moving. ‘Side seats with no arm support sree Peedless strain on nerves and muscles. Every time the train stops or ‘Marta the passenger must brace himself to escape hurtling against his Te there any reason why the cross seat and ais! atem should not ‘be adopted in the new subways? re AB exhibition of street cleaning appliances for removing anow is echeduled for Nov. 33. The snow le preparing an ex- hibit or two for later dates. ++ -—___—_ YOOQODOOS) arr Mrs. oes on a Frugal Spre The Jarr Family WATCH THEM. By Roy L. McCardell OLLOWING quarantine of cattle in eight States because of the Guela, 1A, te Tio Pom Pektshing Ons (the Mor . shoe ‘Evening be foot and mouth disease, there is » possibility that the price of | ¢ gy ¥ any of. the g.!s (end they are {auto BA the nikageriCustciacer? door meat may go up next week. » ° pay sps ig ran) eet to fe easiness at dawn'the day be- Certain retail butchers in thie city never miss a chance of this my. al pHeeid ae ‘Kind. Yesterday some of them promptly began to put up prices, not- pevorcghlly SE aos or unofficial the fact that their purchases for the week were complet , before the market was in any way affected. As usual, they collecting advance profits on a possibility. Nobody questions the seriousness of the epidemic which has ap- in various parts of the country, necessitating oxtensive quar- a and the closing of the Chicago stockyards. The packers assure i, however, that there is plenty of meat in storage and that ten days’ o on the shipment of cattle nced raise wholesale prices no more ‘Foader—t a cent and a half a pound, and that only temporarily, bel gE pci Mrs. saad i Recent experience with the attempted boosting of food prices in| veteran's widder--you = ett beside city to a war basis taught usa thing or two. We know that'retail |Your brether-tn-law, treme and dealers find it convenient to put the blame for all price juggling aE TA yg re ip eal the wholesalers. While the present quarantine of meat continuos|in the ninety horsepower Klassy Kar| Jared Smunk explained. “I got eo| ls, all excepting Mra. Jarr—had ski!- only the packers but our own local butchers will bear watching. |¥f Dedringbam had left ao @ gift used to reading the type upside down! fully conducted the bergaining for : ° : T : Sat tell oy, Hi ts From Sha rp Wits a “ h . Week Ls Ww . . h we lot of woes an awful ‘wallop.’ te 11 r4. ‘Thi lee.—-Pittabs # over the dear old Demo- Ganiee Roe i artve can't ra “The leaders, for reasons of their te reward. ‘That | clee—Pittsbui un. a a live, militant martyr ty they do not practice Nt-=Pitts. 5 ie a cratic party last Tues: un. flome persone ask advice only that seem to ha le one who can't own, disregarded the advice of the day," remarked the bead he: ne . ° bY Hage for oer Sandonass| rou ws! samaing” seed |} The Trail of the Golden Girl Aaa ed By Sophie Irene Loeb ty that makes itself ver; e Bot the real thing.—. Coperight, 1914 by The Prem Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World). in the forms and in my stick (for we didn't have machines in my days on the Congressional Record), and I could set more ems an hour than any other comp. working for the Govern- ment; so jeat naturally I got eo I ace things best upside down!” “1 want a place with meals,” re- marked Mr. Blodger. “My health ain't good, and I've of nourishing food. son and we can get room: Just about as cheap as we can with- out board, and then at night we can go to the delicatessen stores and bring in a couple of loaves of bread and eliced ham and cheese and pickles. It's cheaper than getting andwiches ready made!” "Now we're fixed up in @ good cheap place to stop, with supper as an extra meal to-day thrown in,” said Mr, Jared Smunk (for they all—that even if the wimmen do hate to all pil inte one room and Mr. Blodger and Go get a look at the ocehn, It don’ ‘The ride was pleasant by motor to Atlantic City. Mr. Jared Smunk ap- Praised every residence or farm they | passed, according to the mortgage ho Leather faced old Mr. Smusk was|thought was on it. also seamed most presumptuous, was ¢helr/to specialise on how many hens were thought. Suppose he was a married | under the barns they passed and told man?’ whether women in dooryards wore button or lace shoes and how much they weighed. He volunteered to back bie with cash bets in minor eume 10 cents and a quarter if Mr. Blodger would stop the machine and let him “heft” the females. He aleo astounded Mre. Jarr by taking @ newspaper from his pocket and reading it upside down. “I got to read upside down,” Mr. it’s a blessing it don't—and it wil give us an appetite for supper!” over to the ocean. gurprieed them all, and Mrs. Jarr es. pecially, by standing on his head fac. ing ecaward. “Oh, but we can all be ecated if crowd a little,” said Mre, Blodger. "Gladys, you sit out in « frost seat beside your step-pawr, who will run but big things I pe an itinerant showman's feat, dom menced to toas coins in the old man’ to eee the aca. we veteran. And see what's beppened! ll of which goes ¥,.¢ w that when you have a in @ meas | ws eee Chin music ia made by a wind tn- strument that uses hot air. . It {s easter to get over love than over many an obstacle in life's path- ‘way.—Dese: t News, ; Bome people have the knack of doing well that which is not rt doing at all. athe ° . Many yeare are wasted b: who have had to “wait a ialuute™ for ecmebody lee Toledo Blade. e Those who think twiee before they speak don't have so Deck-—Philadeiphia ‘Telegraph, “|g ure, grea of last Tuesday. He is sappy of eatin will doubtless Ii A no- bany pa the family when | SV ‘hose mi! plained the laundryman. “But the Democratic party in this State was etruck by something more thi landslide. It was struck by Old Bill Sulzer, who eee wae given the bum's pong som va HERE ts the golden gir! of yes- | ‘‘I can't afford it” rather than to bear eure, you have noticed that oOo or members. of the Turpench: torday? Where is the girl who| the burden of bill ean Joarn a Hittle every day, ment Court, but wae not disqualiged loved home and childrent| 1) needs it. a8 well to forget the most from holding office in this State in.| Where is the girl whose mirror did) Tho girl who is not ashamed to Philadelphia Telegraph. not alwaya reflect powder and paint? | bring her best beau to her home, no Charities?” asked the hea: herd it te for a, man to ° Where i the girl who did not regard) iinet who never forgete, that matrimon; modesty is woma: Sow cary it We to ees it ticket? These are the questions that are being asked in the prevalent effort to helmed Ci ace of being removed from the of Governor of the greatest Btate of the Union. Bot Bil Sulser is no Dimeelf. It ry man. wrong. to a point other? who is more attractive than is. ‘The girl who recogn! the fla terer and puts hin wher ‘The girl who does not stoop to con- wer. rh " ‘The girl who regards the story with ry qeawe, Sere as an insult. e wi even when she is in anger. ‘The girl who is glad to stay at home sometimes and have fun with r own folks, The girl who hates borrowed plu- use fine feathers never tande that igation bas p. which we themselves, or perbaps return @ profi to the city. “For instance, sons sattering were & lot of perfect): y not harness such to arri meats of straps \and pulleys whic! would furnteh pew for the Metro. { politan Hospital jaundry? Man; cf he insane are quite Cy Aa ir \ work might soothe the! a Ke: enought of these but too busy appointing, veatifators t gated to the attic to become a ‘woman has changed her place of sit- A ‘Kuet" le 6,080 Feet, ‘To tee Biter of The Deoning World ‘What part of a mile isa “hagt"2 A knot (nautical mile) ts 6,080 Rar.| A mile, on land, is feet the World Almanac. ‘To the KAttor of The Devuing World ‘Where can I find a list tithes of wot rales the world irl who impresses you as Pee. of them are right here land of the free. At present golden girl is she who all ~ different rulers tn, the § just what countries rule over? sad ‘ecognised. e ie: rl who is not eshamed of her old fashioned mother. irl who The impeachmen' te H in place of the wife when a married | ¢¢ y responi for bis im, 0 play the string out. He insisted Ne. f eyed rf Barf, Pines Gow etl veyed monster, “SS "gust wae’ ia net atveld so: ony Lgl ay a My) 48 ’ erate calles With Some Miserly Spendthrifts. board), “and it ain’t dear, have cots in the hall. We got time to cost nothing to look at the ocean, and So after getting a cheap garage rate to stable the car, they all walked Here Mr. Smunk “A little thing I kin hold upside, got to atand on my Boardwalk sightseers, thinking it was antique derby, which he had carefully removed before standing on his head By Martin Green rformance t this time HATS all this row about over the Department of und: ie , that all the old notions of charity are| roceeded: bay for jeptics and per- St. Vitus dance good energy. herd aaid the head polisher, that the Democratic not foregoes being called hie attentions on her. “that Col. Roosevelt had noth 1 blr te Bem et: a bart any ga: Gaines DA fellow” in the face of the irl who camembers the golden ing te eay the election. riminal 10 not rd The girl who refuses to entertain Nine! “Why should he?” inquired th ae f 7, 1914 Reflections of a Bachelor Girl. By Helen Rowland Ooperight, 1914, by The Prem Publishing On, (The New Tech Srenteg Welt), H girl who succeeds in marrying @ man ie not the one Whe takes him seriously, but the one who takes him off his guand. Nobody can be in love in the truest, highest, “foolest” sense, aad anything else on earth worth while at the same time, < ‘When s woman wishes to break off a flirtation che Goes ft with jart and a patette knife; but a man {s always so impatient with that he just picks up a quarrel and a cleaver and A man always speaks of having “given” his though he had done something noble and out of ten she probebly had to wrench ft from { When a nice fluffy little thing tries always affects a man, just as though he tango. A woman likes to stop at every way-station but « man always insists on rushing along at the find out what's at the end. Never waste time asking « man if he has “ever kissed another woman," because whether he has or hasn't he will be equally embarrassed—and answer will be exactly the same. Strange how a man who can no longer keep up the pace always mis- takes ennui for remoree and a broken down constitution for reform. After marriege the lovemicrobe {s so apt to ‘be either smoked on? by hot words or frozen out by cold kisses. —_— Marriage: Coffee and ennui for two. Wit, Wisdom and Philosophy TABLE TALK. By Samuel Rogers. HEN I was young I said fancy’of mine that perhaps 'in the good-natured things and next world the use of words may be 7 dispénsed with—that our thoughts nobody listened to me. Now| may stream into each other's minds I am old I say ill-natured| Without any verbal communication, things and everybody listens | Dunning, afterward Lord Ashbar- e {ton, was “stating the law" to @ jury —_ jat the Guildhall when Lé Dr. Fordyce, a famous specialist ot} interrupted him “by. saying = ae the early Victorian era, sometimes be law I'll co home and burn my law drank a good deal at dinner. “Better REAL, them, my lord, He was summoned one evening |” TePiied Dunnin to see a lady patient when he was more than half seas over and conscious that he was so. Feeling her pulse and finding himself unable to count its beats, he murmured “Drunk, by Jove!" Next morning, recollecting the circumstances, he was greatly vexed; and just as he was thinking what explanation of his be- havior he should offer to the lady a letter from her was put into his hand. “She too well knew,” she wrote, “that he had discovered the unfortunate condition in which she was when he last visited her and she entreated him to keep the matter secret in consider- ation of the enclosed” (a hundred | pound bank note). Lord St. Helens (who bad besn Am- bassador to Russia) told me as @ fact this anecdote of the Empress Cather- She frequently had little whies parties, at which she sometimes played and sometimes not. One night when she was not playing but walk- Ing about from table to table omd watching the different hands, she rang the bell to summon the page-in-wait- ing from an ante-chamber. No pase appeared. She rang the bell again and again without effect. Upon this she left the room, looking dagge and did not return for a very cont erable time, the company supposing that the unfortunate page.was dse- tined for the knout or Siberia, On entering the ante-chamber the Em- press found that the se, like his betters, was busy at whist, and that when she had rung tho bell he hap- pened to have so very interesting a hand that be couldn't make up his mind to leave it. Now what did the Empress do? She despatched the page on her errand and then quietly sat down and played his cards until he should return. Str George Beaumont once met Quin, the actor, at a very small din- mer party. There was a delicious pudding, which the master of the house, pushing the dish toward Quin, be,ged him to taste. A gen- tleman had just before helped him- self to an immense piece of it. “Pray,” said Quin, looking first at the gentleman's plate and then at the dish, “which 18 the pudding?” A man who desires to succeed could do nothing better than walk th ie Y life with a kettle of boiling water.in -/ his band. N l) Words are so twisted and tortured by some writers of the present day that I am reafly sorry for them—I mean the wor It ts a favori' ‘Whenever a man rises in the world his wife is always most insistent . his dismissal of old friendships ol sociations. Chapters from a Woman’s Life By Dale Drummond Copyright, 1914, by The Prew Publishing Oo, OHAPTER CIV. FOUND the girl was right— in a way. I did get used to it after a little and did not ache so from the standing} all day as at first. But it seemed I never could become accus- tomed to the weight of the coats I (The New York Prening Wesld). | determined to do even 4 Gatermined § better then for clot! and a knack them if I could forget my, in ways, humiliating positi tbe ousy of the other saleswomen being, not thé least trying. %. Gradually I began to feel that evem should I get the promised raise, I wee not earning Bn gy Surely I was - | mi ly eq t was obliged to handle, nor to the try-| Tirsvent ft hea the apecien nd then another un- This idea, once en! til the customer was gatisfied. Often! grew, and I often talked with I had to bite my Ips to keep myself | about 1 fs pet ing something that surely ‘Wait @ little,” she advised; would bave lost me my position. But ere, suiting. experience ‘and fo ‘be courageous. adually I became inured to the! you may do in the fo matter Bardshipe of my aituation, and the/in the si ne Suture, your inbibition I fad fe ae i sale Tel to oe vere wit Deen ' spect Nelpes drbeen working about &|,,0%;,,taking Rer advice, x Freee maition, and Ay { eee doing something Siders, te tion, oeny ner iittie each week to help|!"& Mr. Flam had spoken to care for the children, She tried to superintendent, as he had Gite .ade me, telling me I would need /¢04, my, rages Rad deen raised :to all I could earn, that the children a er ol = very unusual sal were little or no expense and that) i, ianaent told er Norah was such & help and comfor a Who but mother would have wri about a servant? I ‘ber letter aside that it < ’ Worwes aa ‘gt’ no matter what our.age. . Be Complinenie’ me and my Justified hie Secommneatersony : One night, after the went to a business a But that night I wrote her a jetter. Het gaat e lation 68 & i istress m! it ite @ servant, bu ae toa frlgad who had proved her |i ‘When next mother wrot seen it ot in writing. 4 bad ta learned my duties very and was developing Into & man, thal 0 absolutely nothing for myself except ind carfare, it a week or two 1 » Su: aan,” he said when I explained my ¢! ‘ant then if they don't raise an 7" \d your sales continue to grow, [Far ey Bo for you.” pte ARG cna