The evening world. Newspaper, October 31, 1914, Page 8

ry Si SRS ESTABLISHED BY JOSEPH PULITZER. Daily Except Sunday by the Prees Publia Park How, York. RALPH PULITZ! BAW ie Row. J. ANGI! JOSHPH PU En, park tow tiasy, ah Park Row DLUME 65... ....c..cceececeececeeesseseeee eNO, 19/429 . NEW INTEREST IN U. S. SENATORS. EXT Tuesday, for the first time in the history of the country, United States Senators will be elected by direct popular vote. The framers of the Constitution deemed it safer to have of the upper legislative house of the National Government Meteen by the Legislatures of the States. If they were alive to-day may might hold different views. Electors in many States, scandal- id by the corruption that has crept into State capitols, havo decided the people themselves are better fitted to select Senators. This met creditable to the development of State Legislatures. It is to the development of enlightened political responsibility fhout the natinn. The closer election comes to the people the This is not in all respects the theory of the Constitution but it is a brave step along the path of pure, popular gov- , new method of electing Senators ought to be of particular to voters in New York and Connecticut, who have a chance \VEN'T WE “OBSERVED” ENOUGH? } 4 hundred bankers, manufacturers and importers of the _ United States are to start next January on « one hundred and six day tour of South America under the guidance of tho Trust Company of Baltimore. ‘The aim of the expedition is ly trade relations between the two continenta, This is by no means the first of these trade-prospecting trips to America. There have been plenty of them in the last few The prospectors always come back and tell us that the markets jowsly inviting but that American agents don’t seem to get the South Americans because they can't adapt themselves. ‘The next expedition ought to make up its mind to return with it story. Why not leave somé'tf'the observers at home end ie along a few traders of proved “adaptability,” who know how to fe bold and accomplish things? The way to do business with South is to do it, not to go on forever observing and discussing it. | What more natural and fitting among ite minor functions? Yet ‘Sommen-sense provision of the Constitution has come to naught. ea has never seen fit to help the country’s business with thie , end bedly-needed aid. ¢ For a nation like the United States to go pottering on with dif- lng systems of weights and measures with which different sections ierize themeelves is semi-civilised. Weights and measures 8 and universal means of doing business. Within the ite of a nation, at least, they should be as standardized as tho }.It te to be hoped that the State Superintendents of Weights and : now in conference in this city may start a national movement i uniformity in these fundamental requisites of every BROWNSVILLE SCORES THE B. R. T. NBVILLE residents have suffered much from the methods complaints are duly presented. B. RB. T.’s treatment of Brownsville is typical. Passengers 8 | John’s Place care, at the Buffalo avenue terminus, never find Bergen street cars to meet them. Bergen etreet cars run so tly that they are crowded beyond endurance. People who do Be the Rergen atroet line must walk a long block or more to 9 Ralph avenue line. The transfer system is complicated and in- 3 every part of Brooklyn come similar reports of the brutal and cheese-pering policies of the B.R.T. Unless the Public Commission acts now it will have to explain later to a thor : aroused public which will have already sought relief in legis- ) action. Packed Cave. a ef Teo Broving World: Tam fed to sce your paper taking e tm regard to the “B. R. Association” of Brooklyn. conversation on the care y company about the pecking tome of the care at ali hours of Correspundent and to all other lovers. I would advise buying canary seed and rape seed separa: and mixing one-third canary to tw thirds rape seed. Do not fe seed excepting once a w the bird | ompany, Now. 63 to Segre pene ee pene er gy ae Sea aneadinaehliieneeeminads aan tee The Eventng World Daily Magazine. Saturday, October 31. 1914 MADE IN AMERICA eoco000c000a oo0aqaa00ana By Roy L. Ty H, I say!" chirruped Misa! Irene Cackleberry. “To-mor- row’e Sunday—let's go to At- lantic City!" Mr. Blodger, ber young and seden- tary, if stalwart, stepfather, swal: apple ing guest, could not understand ¢! enthusiasm of her friends at the thought of going to Atlantic City. She had been to Atlantic City on Hits From Sharp Wit. ee ee ST ee ake ville Banner. Satipiy ies We pose that not more than ninet; caine out of every hundred men The Jarr Family Cupyright, 1014, ty The Pram Publishing Os, (The New Yort Evening World). McCardell she did not rush upstairs when her sister did and have a pitched battle at their mutual bureau as to who should get first grab at the things in the house in the way of feminine @ress and ornament. “I don't spe why, you are all s0 excited about going to Atlantic City,” ventured Mrs. Jarr. ) “Did you ever spend e Sunday in Philadelphia?” asked Mr. Bernard Blodger. “If you bad, you'd be glad to go to Atlantic City on Sunday. I Severe! cocasions and to her metro- Dolitan mind it was nothing much more than a glorified Coney Island— @ frankfurterless Coney Istand. And, personally, ber enthusiasm for travel Time at Sing Sing (BY GUBST NO. 25,456.) it Transmitted by Martin Green Onprright, 1914, by The Prem Publishing On, (The New York Evening Would), WOULD Garnestly advise all persons contemplating @ sojourn ia Sing Ging or any other institute of learning to perfect themselves in the art ef riding im an automobile and also presenting a gentlemanly appear- ance, The latter is essential as wardens are sensitive about their associates, ‘My experience has shown that it te best to perfect one’s self in the enjoyment of an eight-cylinder car. At the risk of being considered facetions I will etate that my personal preference is for something not so heavy—aot lese than two nor more than four, eo to speak. It would be well to take along, when you start for Sing Sing or what- ever other institute is selected by the court, a light gray duster and a couple of heavier overcoats, Instruct the person who takes charge of your appare! Always instruct the warden to purchase a roomy car. The wider the tonneau the more room for one to stretch out in repose on long journeys. Insiat upon « tight, serviceable top for protection in wet or stormy weather. pet ral eagerness for getting out into the open air lead ‘This advice applies particularly to Ging Ging, as there hills in Westchester, the Bronz and upper Manhattan; “well,” Atlantic aloud. der their finger nails. day to send two exceptionally good Democrats to the Senate. denna frills and giving ft a ainge setting-and then ‘TELLING ber bee choice of Senators in these two States can make no worthier bana _ about ft. She can't be happy until she gets it off her mings it keepe her awake nights’— a by electing Simeon E. Baldwin and James W. Gerard. “And 00," rejoined the Bachelor mockingty, “she generously proceeds 2 ———_<¢ 2 put it on HIS mind and let it keep HIM awake nights! Queer idea of | ——_ +4+--— “Exactly,” agreed the Bachelor scornfully. “She will go to all wo: measures to deceive him in something and then work herself into a sec SEMI-CIVILIZED. foam of indigestion because he doesn’t try to find out what it is.” e be 4 hing. or _, Gerd of weights and measures—U. 8. Constitution; Art. I. $ enanennsnnecuccatanchata, 3 ' eee. viii, paragraph 5. a jor Trouble. $ only know when I croak I hope the Coroner finds my feet full of splin- tere and will bring in a verdict, ‘The guy died happy, proming the Board- walk at Atlantic City!’ went on enthusiastically, “everything 1s open in Atlantic City on Sunday. It’e the old and original ‘This ts the Mfe!’ burg. Why, you can bave fun and exeitement from morning till ight just standing on the sand and watching the excursionists drowned! On a crowded day there's @ lot of them that go out Why,” he CArEaS Gt > 7 _yteass taco of the B. R. T. They have prepared a list of abuses for the ° ° cekay, "Wisk i ek da FTER a few days I found my- whatever, * Public Service Commission and Aldgrman Rosenblum will see Lessons In Doing think of your” oa ponent groan can't understand why Somers Mra. Jarr knew what she thought of him, but she wasn’t going to speak continued that incurable athlete, Mr. Bernard Blodger, “I may have married for a good home and been more or less disappointed, but the only thing that makes my life worth living in Philadelphia is that City 1s practically in tho suburbs. Summer or winter there ls always something doing at Atlantic City! Yeu can have more fun with @ two cent stamp in Atlantic City than you can have for e bunéred dol- lare in New York!” Mrs. Jarr looked for refutation of this statement. “ure! continued Mr. Blodger.| sent—the. children and Norah to! could no longer afford th ‘ be careful about these, as tl } be needed ‘when the time comes to| ,, wae ye Cane Siena etters From the People Menten #0. Her WH) 8 ™ cad ‘All you got to do is toqtick a stamp| mother. I intended to find work. Pay her, had drawn her money by its own gum to the Boardwalk and watch the boobs try to piok it up. Of course, you smooth @ place to stick the stamp where the planka| “!e are worn and splintery. Then you'll nearly bust yourself a-laughing to see the boobs hurry away with the tears rolling down their cheeks to find a docter to take the eplinters trem un- getting hae Rae TERRE NTE IRENE TR nomen pepe vry 4 » ; What Every Woman Thinks By Helen Rowland Cuprright, 1914, by The, Prem Publishing Oo, (The New York Evening World), ON WHETHER “TO TELL OR NOT TO TELL.” 66 -DAY,” remarked the Widow opening her vanity case and gasiag I reflectively at the radiant vision therein, “a man told me the gual truth!” i “It doesn't seem to have made you any happier,” commented te Bachelor, noting the disapproving crinkle between her eyes. : “No,” acknowledged the Widow as she finished powdering her sese and snapped the vanity case to with a sigh, “It was my hairdresser-end he told me that I LOOKED my real age!” “But—en't that young enough?” inquired the Bachelor carefully. “Mr. Weatherby!” exclaimed the Widow in shocked repress, “UD woman should look over twenty in these daye—at least, not before ahve forty! Every woman expects to look at least half a dosen years Ber owe junior, I can’t think what made him say thet,” she mused sadly. “Neither can 1,” declared the Bachelor. “It wes brutal. We aus should tell a woman the truth—and no gentleman will” 66 ATO.” acknowledged the Widow with a cynical shrug of her Coming N shoulders, “not even @ husband. They'd almost rather tefl you & Gisagreeable untruth than a pleasant truth. A man only tells & woman the truth when he can think of nothing else more interesting, Aad as for confessing—well, you might as well try to persuade him to érihk carbolic acid or to hang himself as to confess anything. Now @ woman Just loves to confess. Even wifely devotion, that. But a gentleman at least has the decency to keep i] his peccadilios to himself and not inflict them on his wife.” “And, no doubt,” retorted the Widow, “a man thinkb that in the time he would spend confessing his sins and follies he could be committing a whole lot more of them. But it’s funny that while a man is in love he ts Just full of confegsions!” ‘ } © ES,” agreed the Bachelor dryly, “and after they are married thw woman just revels in reminding him of all the fool things he told her and of what a ‘villain’ and a ‘Don Juan’ he ‘confessed’ himsélf to be. That's why he never confesses anything more!” “Well,” pouted the Widow, “if a man really ‘loved his wife he would MAKB UP something to confess to her, just to keep life exciting, and re- Neve her days of monotony. Besides, a husband is just like a Christmas package anyhow. A woman is always guessing ut what's in his mind; and between her curiosity and her imagination she always makes it ten times bigger and more complex than it really 1s.” “So that by the time she does worm the truth out of him,” sighed the Bachelor, “she is so disgusted and disappointed because it doesn’t amount to anything that she won't believe it! Now a man is never rious" — “No!” broke in the Widow with a scoffing laugh. “Becat use &@ womtuly always TELLS him everything before he has‘a ghance to become curlous.’ e A Sure Cure for “Confessions.” 6é “That,” declared the Widow solemnly, “is because when a wonian de Qarrnrnnnrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnrn!) ND tn the end,” groaned the Bachelor, “the woman succeeds !n @s- ceiving, and the man only succeeds in creating excitemeni—anJ ‘starting something’!” “Which proves conclusively,” finished the Widow with a triumphant wave of her fan, “that it ts better to tell than not to tell! But tell me the real truth, Mr. Weatherby. DO I look it?” - : . “Look what?” asked the Bachelor cautiously. “My age.” £ “You don't look within ten years of it!” “WHAT!” cried the Widow in horror. “How old do you think I am?" “Well—er—you don't LOOK a day over aixteen!" ventured the Bachelq:. “I knew it!" cried the Widow delightedly. “Oh! Did yout” “T knew that you would lie—like a gentleman!” said the Widow. Chapters from a Woman’s Life By Dale Drummond Copyright 1016, by The Prem Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World), should be #o fierce in bis denuneia- tion of the doy,” he told me, have offered to make his loss geod, and his own business methods aren't the strictest.” Mr. Flam all this time had a feeling that I knew where Jack was, in of my denials. But when I told Bim that I would go and Ned Somers ive him, that lean, The house, the furniture, cars, had all been lectus tied M4 ‘pay as far as possibl me was astonishingly litte—those whom Jack had robbed. The question now confronting me, was, How was I to live? Thanks to Mr. Flam, there hed not been the usual notoriety. ‘The papers had mentioned it, of course, and for a day or two had made considerable of it. But it had quickly died out. Re Nevertheless, I knew when mother paid compranionse re zou! {a6 ° A ell eae ie pero he told me, neither of ua -! eae reaming how long it would be Be. | what had happened, and—the cause. | fore we saw Jack. i I consulted Mr. Flam, and, actin, Norah had insisted upon remainin; on his advice, I sent—or rather he with the children. And, then fhe dows Something, anything, eo it helped care for the children and paid the bts for which I alone was responsi- to laugh at her for hoarding she now used for my babies. ‘Another thing came up that, while mall and insignificant in pari- om yet worried and annoyed me Ge- yond expression. : T had a hort, sharp letter from Madame Lorraine, asking me “Please settle my Dill at once, as was in need of cash.” . I replied that under the circum- stances it was imposible for me td 1 had not heard a word from Jack, but neither had the others, I comfort. ed myself. Sometimes I felt as though I could not endure not to hear from him, but, knowing it to be for the best for his safety, I tried to be There WAS one friend, Nell Grant, al iy an idear for | insist a come er un! possible, even | were 0! carefully watehed the Do not express annoyance when called upon to assist in putting on @| 02) summer to rent @ shop on the|should find something to do. Mr.|/send trifling amounts until I tb new tire or mending a shoe. These tasks are inseparable from motoring. . b Flam joined her in saying it was the | paid it. , of cars. For tastance, in before yeu «| The most careful chauffeur ts lable to a blow-out, especially in the early| Boardwalk with » Red Cross sign and! ri2o thing for me, 00 I became an|”"Gne returned this answer: ‘ (morning {ill about 140 they use te re ut ar of looking out tor| dawn of late dugk, as the case may be, : ‘Bplinters Removed Without Pain”! inmate of Nell's household. Fhe returned hie saewert ir care, but bt 4 freee to No, 1.—Deseret Ni i Wheh at rest keep in touch with the car.’ I can concéive of nothing| in big letters on the winder. I depended entirely on Mr. Flam.|paiq within ten days, my [ae th otreet as that time e if f ois! 5 : Pride in repartee ie something we can never account for when we hear the einer. fellow [3 pt comnstaing 3 ve sald tokly oy ed to think it one’s self twenty or thirty or more miles away ight and unable to @ line on the warden or the machine. It ts easier for @ bridegroom to into hie flat at 3A. M. thas (t ts for a student in Sing Bing to retire after midnight without “wising every guy in the stir.” Aveid Getty Square in Yonkers. Next to Forty-second street and Broad- “Why, if I could git the exclusive privilege from the Board Walk Com mission there'd be a fortune in There's a hundred thousand round. trip-one-dollar excursion tightwads ‘This man, whom I had once sneered greatest comfort. He will collect it.” I could do nothing. Her la “would collect it.” The irony of didn’t know what to do, ao told about it and asked her advice. went to Lorraine, asked her te back one or two ve table position. was ough accord with my desire to work, as by my from the far interior every day. All needed ts one uncancelled two. mp a day--they'll wear y~and five or six you medical students in white duck to repa; far as possible own orte the bille I had made, and my children. ipoken to a friend of mine, Mrs. ge,” he said, “and I think Much, bat it will be better than wait: with tweesers and surgical nee: foanh Wes tt wi . Whew!" ne day Mr. Fiam told me that he and exertii made an ent whereby | best the very jon of even| Di* put Ned Bomers were willing to thinking about somebody working/ agree not to prosecute Jack should made Mr. Blodger perspire. be retura, Syt Ned was ‘ ‘ ‘ , pts eee Being cheerful soon becomes a de- sirable habit, mike ta asia at Sart n way this appears to be the busiest little old centre for rubbernecks in the United States. It is well to be discreet in these matters. DO NOT CONVERSE WITH BARTENDER@. Eschew confidences with xpenst' I had not worn, told her of my cumstances, and made her stand that it would do no ny me, as I had nothing. jell! It couldn't have been a ant errand, but she hearted! nor too near a window, and be care- ful to avoid draughts. Cover cage at night between 6 and 7 o'clock with heavy wrapping paper and put it in @ quiet dark room. Leave plenty of room for ventilation but not for drayghts. BLL. re. Bartenders and waiters are the gabbiest people in the world. in case of @ division of opinion as to route or destination, it is always well to defer, in a degree, at least, to the wishes of the warden. After all, if @ warden wants to be a warden he can be a warden. ‘When introduced to friends of the warden, keep the conversation along Unes. tm conclusion, bear in mind that discretion is an important factor in ‘pushing @ good thing along. Wednesday. be: ‘Bates of The ‘Werta: + y mie in menntinnee o 1 oP RRA DaaaRlaneNee aegis Lnpante -tniniemmennenenedn aE ME NA a is ANE MAND te He 6