The evening world. Newspaper, October 22, 1914, Page 18

Home and Comic Page of THE EVENING WORLD, Thursday: October 23] 1914 _ Se ne ree re ~ is ahd at tpl PSMATTER POP? “ “a a “ “ o “ “ a “ By C. M. Payne OP, ISNT IT FUNNY WE | SAKE WHAT ouT +M-M-M, THE Boy SEEMS ; HAVE To Tare A BUNCH ~ OF OUR gar ? TOE-NAILS? OF NAILS OUT OF OUR SHOES - IN #18 FACE , TOO UNCLE SI ema aeS | EVERY Time we - Tort Me To -——-T\ GoTo BED Mow AYEL - You WAN'TA bE DOWN IM FRONT OF THe CAMERA AN CUT “HE WIRES OFF Te SUBMAR ITT. “MINE. You'Re suPrcted To OF SAVING THR fimey FROM to Axel Can’t Tell Eel From an Elephant! |, Press Publ SPENODIN' RIGHT AN' LEFT RV. ranieg Werte Come Gack HERE! cone FRILLS AN’ FRIPADIODLES - AND STITCHIN' are’ SEWIN’ Back HERE! You KEEONT ri OFF w e > Tarte center waarir cours’ Ae reaa’s m BOWE wT Sa cenalc: NEEDS, THE MARRYING berg ENN YUAERE S TO GIT ONTO iT! a) \ é OF MARY By Thornton Fisher There Was a “ Point’’ and Pa “‘Got Onto It,’’ Too! 7 ‘noatalng the vise at ite Kaveh whugetiags 5 WORLD ABOUT PLAYS HIPPODROME “WARS OF ie ORL. os that It concerns @ subject of vital L..- t's that?” asked tbe editor ta i terest to what be Jed manner. 3 “Middle Far Weat. ‘m abead of ‘Susi.’ s a= “Oh, the band mai ~~ &» WON'T TRANSFER RIGHTS. ee hayes ae 4 An official of an advertiatig club in| O27 pat aie BY BIDE DUOCLEY Tere coat ine | BHE's DANCING FOR CHARITY, \ « It Pays to / dive. tise” ia oth te. ‘ ré laatione 4 — V4 bing Ti a five- ween’ poet hg Chatterton, star of “Daddy | season wi eeon @ drama by & Harris are of the} ville in America, ea; ere for lege.” was in her dcconion an American author, will have be more satis. | patriotic reasons only, She will give » eleven scenes and she t) me very penny she earns after her ex- At the Galety Thoatre last BIsht | seven different characters, one of|imen would patronize t penser are paid, phe asserts, ® pewspaper man was admitted. | them a white-faced clowa. Prosented fund Queen Mary of Engiand te ra! Shalipda are 0. thar.” be aald, esl clined to accode to the i ing for the relief of the widows and you ost orphaas of British soldiers. killed. in, fo in order to ask what you aspire ROVLE TO ACT AGAIN. donee will appear] eventually? it! He knew sho aad three in her mouth whon he asked heatre peat week “The Guilty Man’ iD probabty Ye) and then at the Palace, | on, the heat Woode prod Kose Stahl will open at the Hudson | wey DERIENCE” NEXT TuEspay, | Ly Wed Tent TEER LAGE ROH WAGER | Te lias Elliott's production of | i Phe “Experience,” by George V. Hobart, Hasel Dawn in “The Debutante” will! wilt open a New York engagement at begin 0 Hniladelphia engagement 4 the Hooth Theatre next Tussday eve- | 0 Gal i ning. Mr. Elliott, himself, portrays | Director Basson announces the en-| the principal role—that of Youth. | um goo ump,” replied Miss you want to be a great actress?” be queried. lak ekhump whoo,’ replied YOU want to play hake rr mum wed rook.” por maybe you'd prefer te be a gagement of Charles Schofield and lea. | is returning to the stage after a inan- dora Martin for the Creacent Theatre | agerial interlude of two years. There Stock Company. are twelve ecenes in the three acts Cyril Harcourt, ap ‘ing tn hi of “Experience.” The general im- comedy, “A Pair of Silk Stockin, preasion that it i @ morality play is the Little Theatre, has juat coir said to be wrong. It is @ swiftly) @ novel entitled “Firet Cow to aj moving drama, | Dream." It ie @ sequel to his “The World's Daughter.” bert Yoat reaigned fre organisation to b at the new Punch and He wan a inember of | Slee Chatterton let them arop. ‘1 “* j cen ry pol ood ‘ein gt pene , eet Guccerding role} play for him on the life of Henjamin y fo be different trum those of the | Prenkiin, and negotiations are eal’ t0 Tr {a ail lines | be under way for a production. Mr 4 (fan OY study Hiapham would, of course, bave the Wty te what srincipal role, It te understood there A GREAT CENTRE RUSH. Ho sought the husky trainer of the college football team, He'd just be- come « student, but for years he'd had a dream of playing guard or A wea OF GaoRGtovs @AMSRADg PLUMED i Jcentre with « bungh of college men. | J want to tn 60 versatile Philip Bartholomac'a “Over Night” Bh Wesitated. u ee yy. company | He mentioned his ambition to the} H inkindness ap tatenlaant Toon | 0 n Selwyn & Co, ed contracta| (reiner there and then. “Why shoutd| Additional nineteen cents in change.) Milk of Human U; covering the Sp you want to play am To my still greater astonishment, my) owt asked “( ! HE stmple-bi One medies will be iver eee ike st me HICK VI LLE D O I N G Ss | watoh wae still running, although it} wn pe eee were as soon am tral =| look goo me. What makes you had been In the fish three yeare’ | supporting the walls of the ed think that you could stand the hard. | BY HAZEN CONKLIN |The constant acttvity of the fish's | works, their tins of untasted coffee in 1 have three hairpins in you do not! garet Mayo's Meds.” duced in tions omebody out. © At one time clative audien, Lucachor had @ plan to Hastings, author of [ships of the game? The way they'd muscles rubbing against the watch- | fe “ “yi , bim tn a musteal piece, This re) "Phat Sort,” ino whieh thi a wi the ground with you would | their hands. BIll's coffee looked Uke addy hens lew tnarerialines. a Bi Hi! " - A really be a ame.” “Oh, Tt don't | stem had kept it continually rotating, |coai, while the Weary One had in his Mr, Bhipman is @ playwright of in Americas fi Binal: know!" the other sald, without a! Goprght, 1814, by Tue Prem Publishing Co. (The New York Evening World), | thus keeping it constantly wound up. the added luxury of a small quantity 1S BURKE SIGNS A CON: | a Among the n credited to] Two seasons ag: Pt at | single blush, “For seven years Ive LOCAL GOIN’ ONS. tio of the book sounds as thowgh | By rapid calculation I discovered the | oe mil, r i TRACT. hi "On Paro ohn Ermine.” | sin, was allack's | battled with that New York subwhy ne he's bin leadin’ @ double lite. nineteen cents to be compound Inter- | Wigroture, as the: aid BIN lation ax to the professional |The Grain of Dust” and "The Cristo” | Wiitam Ho Crane been, acting | ermee eee mee ier aee RIAH DIBBLD of Bald jest on my dollar for three years, the|oorut the tin of the Weary One and ee shu uted ou're em ™ neok- Oe EAE, io NOT 80 BAD. recently the filma Under tuo| ing, Ind.” (Ho made the greatest Hen ee ater in our) We gota letter yeatidday from Bert| intelligent fish evitently having /aiq decide to exchange beverages lusively under! Speaking of theatrical condition» in centre that the game has ever bad.) midet yestidday, He beat irernune, the peoriess plscatorian of|lencned something regarding dnan-| sy oui4 an opportunity occ ow Frohinan New York, Douglas Mairbanks and from a peddler that there} pompton, N. J, Three year ago he|cial customs through constant prox-| wrorkin’ of pickpockets, . r . Although Mr. man Coosby Geige, while at lunoheon re present a| A FATIGUED PLAYWRIGHT. was a war goin’ on and }9/ writ us a letter sayin’ as bow while|imity to the banks ‘ef the pond. Weary One, “I once ‘eard of a chap directed her professional activi- cently, counted sixteen theatres in the repertoire of p the Comedy) While ning to Manhattan from) come to see If it was so, Last tte! ne was etill-fishin’ and leanin’ over the — vot could pinch: a ‘andkercher from a Fr a number of years, Uiis in the Hroadway district which are drawing | Theatre, opent 2 Among) Cre Hight recently, in bis! we seed him was two months ar! site of the boat, his wateb a | 7 a nleeve,” « Written contract that has ever more than $4,000 weekly them will be He: Arthur Jones's) auto rhe One Lung.” Bayard | wy heard, for the first time that | ‘iyvep wi and a/ Ry Hickey, we most forgot! Here's gent’s sleeve. od betwoen them, all pre Thin ts a condition unp ‘| Mary Goes First,” in’ whieh Faille nly dincovered that he| Whee he heard, for the Aret time that) giver dollar feil outen his weskut| some gneers, sneered by Amos Crabb, “Oh, that's nothin’” laughed Wil- pmeniv having been verbal, Af- they aay, in t annala of Mant he fam, “Ll knows a cove wot can take | i terribly sleepy, In| Wilson had bin electod Prostient. | jooket, There was a streak of greased | + fecored a pronounced MC in) Lond yas tow Burke's tuarriage to K. Ziog- | tan's theatrteal hi last season; “At tho [arn and “Tha | order to Koop awake he stopped the| Uriah says aa how It’s quite a jour-| ener | Cur local aneerer! or or ei , order to keep awi f Hightnin’ and & big pickerel made a Parngede np yer ‘at from yer ‘ead without yer 0, ruinore were prevalent to the Marrluge of hw Jones play | car twee and walked around it, The! ey to Hickville from Hald Knob, but!“ eune* and. eobhted the waton |. ar fostom some falke don't heteh PACER Le ¥ Meo! tha: she would leave the Ir M166 HERNE ENGAGED. (itl be uh bill last tine he did it he folt suffetently | Ae sirike” BBS #0 up Wated | more fah is because they're too busy knowin’ tt" Management. There, however, 4 0 . { 5 won and Molen Clarig | wide aw to speed up a little, ao he, 22 Delleves in keepin’ up om ourrent| and the dollar ulmost afore thoy hit) renin’ about the big ‘una that potaway.; Hut tho Weary One was tncredu- — ~ True to her promise not to leave te i . h tel a 7 fa the nature of nuere po esi). the stage when she married, « u e the latest addiel threw the clutch up into the high| Hews the water ikacisuea Gini) wumdal hall Gn ional lous. pocttiod Fyetal Herne, in private | ton te tof entertaiaers at che) gear and sped ahead ten miles an} aT | “Weil, Bert hoe writ me yostidday to ; ‘Inetet te omases | Just then he was catled away by f ine Fro! Mo Mee, Mh Pollard, has ugreed to |i 7din de Lange Lonnie Glass and | bout Buddenly what appeared tol Nathan Scales, our local J. of the say he'd got bis vallibles hack, He| Cards as lenin’ has {the foreman, and on bis return he faa the play the principal feminine role on have ® new dance which they | Wim to be a bis leather bed appeared |p. ‘din’ i ne aslo ; The feller who'a doin’ the fahin'! tach ristrmns, the new play by Marriee Mort ana /oall the Tipperary trot ae » side of the road, Forgetting | Poae® 8d the leadin’ legal iteit of | was trotiin’ for pickerel one day and Pra Ree rry iy Peel | Picked up the tin which he had trust. Present tour Lip bo extended to the middie “? Harvey J) Olliggine. It ie under: “i where ho was he gave a leap and| Hicks County, is writin his auto-| he hooked a whopper. ile sxys: ; . 4 y left with Bul and his incredulity in order that she may appear) stood that the play, which will open “BUZI'S" ALL RIGHT, landed in the bed on his back, The| biography, to which he has give the} “When I came to dress .him tor| it as the lazy cuss who's merely looktn' | vanished like lightnin the Exposi- is Washington on Nov. 3, is under| William HB. Hill, advance man for| shock woke hin up, He had hit | ete “Called to the Bar," or “Fate's supper, much to my astonishment, 1| 9% “Well,” he exclaimed, “bust me it Zivareas propose | ‘ Mma | wan fe Pawtuoket m day OF an ni | tae Naat Sethe One Lane? wes atte | Eaviyption.” Amos Crabb, our local| discovered him to coniain my missigg| 4 feh etn't known dy Als scales, Dut this don’t beat yer ‘at trick, Dil “Kre’s and dropped in to“call on the editor! battered in the collision, but the big saye as how Nate bein’ a/ watch, and, to my greater aston: many @ fishin’ feller’ ecales is known' some one bin an’ swiped the wilk of @ paper there. After making bim- touring car di ‘t seem to mind it, lecturer on the side, the ment, not only the lost dollar, but by Ais for outer my coffee!"—London Telegraph,