The evening world. Newspaper, October 12, 1914, Page 16

1914 By C. Home and Comic Page of THE EVENING WORLD, Monday "SHATTER POP?” “ M. Paya wa T WuTH WATCHIN IT But it CRAWLED OFF MY FORM BEFORE I CouLd GwABR IT? AY WAS PUTTING DAS PUNCH IN HIS WODDAYA FLOOEY and AXEL By Vic iinanansode But it Wasn’t the Right Kind of a him! HERE COMES MARY AND SWE KNOWS @iLL'S COLLEGE RECORD. Som) R-NO, TOMMY = FURTHER BACK Copyright, 1914, Prose Publishing Co. (N.Y Evening World.) IN @ HOARSE AND AGONIZED CONFESSIONAL wai pa N-NO, TOMMY — FURTHER Bact. B-BACK THAN B-Back On THE CERTAINLY — S- SIOE- Line S 1 PLavED THE MARRYING OF MARY By Thornton Fisher Bill Played “Back’’— Oh, Yes, Very Far “Back!” come crowded with these ‘most shape- ly wome the world.’ I want to do something else. I @ been told I have a good voice and I can dance. I'm looking for a dancing partner. He Hickville ‘WHEN YOU UNKNOWINGLY Doings CRITICIZED ANOTHER MANS ABOUT PLAYS 8 AND BY BIDE PLAYERS DUDLEY must be tall, handsome and an adept im the art of demonstrating the better class of dances. No modern ballroom steps for me! When I find this man I think I'll bid the tank @ fond fare- By Rovk MSCareell Feom Our Mickville Correspondent Hazen Conklin' Miss Kellermann and her husband, James Bullivan, are just back from Paris, They had rather a trying time rd over th since nearly all their available funds were tied up in a« bank when the war broke out, and are still in eeclusion. “We've had a hard time,” said Miss Kellermann. “With our funds tied up I may have to go tanking again for a while. And then—just think—I used to live here in Manhattan, while now Coprright, 1914, by Press Publishing Co, (The New York Brening World), CECIL DEDRINGHAM’S turity gasing down as if from the PARTY IS MOBILIZED. | ¥!2407#—telt aure could not cost less @ land submarine—if there than ten thousand dollars. fa any such thing. Mr. “Here they come now!” murmured the street and the windows, and those Jarr, at first sight, thought it one of the Krupp “caterpillar” guns now on the pavements made way for Mrs. Jarr and Mr. Jarr and the Misses Cackleberry in all their glory. They talked out of the front door and entered the conning tower of the land | submarine, after Mr. Jarr had been in- making such a noise in Europe. The| troduced to Mr. Cecil Dedringham. All big machine was studded with nut or |the way down the stairs the two Misses railroad bridge, and the latest thing in | metallic-mechanical motor construc- tion. Tta throbbing presence at Mr, Jarr's |door was greatly relished by the Cackleberry had been waging a bitter word and gesture fight, punctuated by flerce elbow digs and occasional Pinches, as to who should sit in front with young Mr, Dedringham. ‘| neighborhood. Gussie Bepler, the butcher's boy, had forgotten his meat deliveries and was trying to use the protuberant oval of the back of the machine as @ sliding place. Master When they beheld Mrs. Clara Mud- ridge-Smith in that post of preference Izzy Slavinsky, after shoving his fox terrier in the direction of the un- the sisters sunk ll their differences watched meat basket, had joined the and formed an offensive alliance butcher’s boy in the alide-for-tife off ‘The shipping clerk opened his desk - Bnd cleared ‘his throat. “I'm to have ~ ®& week off soon,” he said, “and I think I'll take in some of these new shows.” _ | “How lovely!” said the blond sten- ographer, as she tore the wrapper off ® fresh piece of gum. The shipping clerk frowned. “You (ean you'll be glad to get rid of me, ~ eb?” he snapped. “Not at all,” said the blonde, “I mean that it will be nice for you. ‘What skow will you see first?” “Oh, I guess I'll take in Al Jolson fm ‘The Dancing Duchess.’"” “Abem!" came from the tall, thin Deookkeeper. “~! I'm not mistaken, Al Jolson is playing in a piece called "Daneing About." And be gave the clerk a look that plainly to "You ignorant boob!" “What if he is?" demanded the ship- clerk. “You don't have to bu- me, do you?" “Mr. Spooner’ a didn’t mean to bu- te you,” said the onde, “Now I wore selecting a play I believe iiiam Fa ie ershanks in ‘The away with the heavy scenes.” At this poift Miss Primm, 4 ry to the boss, entered jon, ‘ou people,” she said disdainfully, “know about as much about the- about New Thought. keape rote ‘Romeo and Juliet’ and Walker’ Whiteside may have played it. Bah! You make me sick, nomen ont Barcel (Walker ou R. CECIL DEDRINGHAM'S car was an egg-shaped af- fair of gray and resembled atricals as a goat i Brooklyn." She bowed her head, hen, respectfully withdrew and hei band led her quietly away. y rue the ghip- clerk in a meek tone, wusted! po me saz- geet Mr. sone that if you are go- ing to ehows during your week off a play it and he sure got fo, merely di John Junior, who has played nu- merous juvenile roles on Broadway, attended @ performance of “Conse- OU select ‘Daddy’s Long Leggings.’ ht it Is very popular. “Oh, that dear little Miss Chatter- box is playing in it, isn't she?” asked the blonde. “She ia," said the private seoretesy, ee it her name was Chatter- e show was ‘| lege” 1 anid the bookkeeper. “There's @ lot of waste motion in’ gE tear] ise Prim. “} study of theatrical: ter ie wien 6 ts quainted with a very close friend 9 Rupert Hughes, who wrote Patdon,’ the Pullman car ¢ sneerer, must of experienced a change of heart. When self of the followin’, which ain't a bit sneery: fort that he don’t have to buttom his own coat that way. th’ local “wiseacre” or the “oldest in- habditan: go and talk five minnite phen a man’s hose than tt 42 to In one scene two o} the mind of a neighbor agin fe saa Orr, ‘New York hinesine ‘Werke = we asked him to sneer for A man whose wife’s dresses button When you want to git th’ simple with @ child. nofogra hw) It's a open tion whether meat MOS CRABB, our teal us to-day he delivered bis- up the back ought take a grain of com- trutha of fe at first hand, don't go to @ heap sight lese of a orime te qu people's charity begine et home or onde on a table, i they brought down tights and he got a good look at it. Myer tg 2 tae hie own meehat, es ners ee pave gan p01 luntor le Bal he'a highly me seme JUDGMENT FOR NORA BAYES. When Nora Bayes an idea firmly in her head ¢ is Hite A flag station has bin put tm Hickville on the Musquetash Northern R. R. where it cuts Zacharia Hawthorne's p' two miles from town. There won't no xa presses stop there, nor likely they wouldn't even if the road run amy, but the mornin’ milk train down and Against the usurping enemy. “You'd better let me eit in front with Mr. Dedringham, dearte,” cqoed Miss Gladye Cackleberry; “you know what the dust will do to your com- plerton.” and Forty-third street. ; Plainante are, specifically, Wa eteen | Berlin & Bnyd ) and pieentice ie made that ‘ia Ie tl “The Croony Melody” and Want to Go Back to Michigan” were used in the cafe. An injunction re- in the support of Mrs. Patrick Camp- bell, is to return to land to be- Lieutenant tn tl tnt the British Army. SHANNON'S LIT LITTLE JOKE, The out-of-town newspaper men who visited Philadelphia last ‘Your “Isn't Hughes @ son of the chance for anybod: week to at- ly to dislodge it. strain! the defendant com! ¥ . x night empty up will atop there on nipping clerk laughed. “Wot Goxsrnor? ake asked the blonde, other day ane qot one. It wes to the | from urinario of Copyrighted music| Cres Were’ foyaily tected by the| Tere age MT Dedringham'a| Misa Cackleberry meant tf the lady | nal only, It alt't likely many Hi Fevers “It's vote I know a effect that Joo ‘controlied by members of the society | theatre managers there. All that was| ‘°"7e®" i now sitting in front attempted to re- | jians will make the four mile to yw who used to go to school ie necessary for the visitors to do to| The little girls of the nelgnbor-! move the dust her complexion would| Hicks Junct, that way, because ‘s cousin. | Favershs Fields get theatre tickets was to show their|hood etopped practising the new|come with It. kin git there quicker walkin’ ‘wae there, but they didn’t ‘respond in baseball badges. In this connection | dance steps against the comirg of| prs, Mudridge-Smith smiled vi-|tWict a8 aulck drivin’. Still, hopin’ that now Hickville is a centre, mebbie it'll be shown on the map even if it ain't no more than 8 little round dot. That is, on the maps. way, used to play aft,” ‘a so, he did,” aid the blond “I distinctly remember a Shakespeare | musical show he was starred in. It q ike Sat ‘Oh, Hello!’ or something the way she wished them to. he division of the City lained it al} to a jury. The jury ikewise became imbued with the idea and Miss Bayes received Vegpict tor Ho shy {t may be stated that Paul Shannon of Boston came near being mobbed, * By several of the other writers. Shannon, Charles Gimper Lewis of New Bangs of Cleveland, Shorey. oTiwards ot Cloveland cad the next hurdy-gurdy man, the boy- ish companions of Masters Slavinsky and Bepler came darting up on their skate and pushmobiles, the house- holders looked out of their windows ctously, but then possession was ad- , and se only replied, "Oh, I don't mind washing my face, you Her tone implied Miss Cackle- who had a muddy skin, did of the complainants should not be granted. Thirty-ninth Street Theatre.” what?” asked the pussled ship- ping lerk. “Bhe must mean ‘The Third if said Miss Prim. “Where on earth May Irwin is to be sean In a new comedy by Grant Stewart it ed ou don't, meat ‘The Telephone f ¢ | the full amount. Noun Mavarson iat Psychological Bruce of Boston at- Gul ao eat oy os | Sica eee © ane? Mncermtans, bus yAoeeedlae 2 her papers tn the ao- ri production of ie we Sttzres ae ® | conaed 2 ormance of “Nearly | and wondered how much such a ma- ‘Ask Your ler For wrong. Louis iF gos, de. Biayed| », arse’ wiley the bookkeeper in| Weber and Fields to pi apiracy.” ee ty eat te vebeare | Chine cost, and tf it had been bout and MA Dea’ + joarse sper.“ 5 . “ ut thow, “He took the part of sii ore commen oe emails, Mitchell has succeeded Fior- | Some more baseball atmosphere and | outright o 6p dneratiaeate. ‘co: Sraitn | 2ATE to the tonneau of the road #ud- yn, the German inspector.’ ‘The blonde save | the secret Ticket” company. Mias Reed is in|other things. It was about 3 All tee while Clara Mudr m marine without any open attacks, and *Bay,” one Pee ate ey 'ng) scowl and turned to her typewi han “Kick In.” ‘ when they went to thelr Tooms at the | sat beside young Mr, ‘ecll Dediinghuia | the million dollar kid turned on the || ~ 4 Grama, Bhakespeare never| 7D* morning discussion had ended. | clifton Webb haa bean engaged by |M9IN's 4°’ nya knock on hie Gaor|!% for auch wae the classy love of | power, nearly running over eleven] ‘The Latest Style in Fancy male the vehicle, an slmort reciiming po- jo between the starting place and : ‘auy musical plays. He doped ee § a: Oe: be ie ‘ fhe heavy stuff’ Vis best piece) MISS KELLERMANN TO SING. Glass at the Jardin de Danse, begin: | seis vielen sat,” anid'e voice with| sitica, In fact no low au co tilted | ie anrmen Madras Collars, it’s an ae nes bard @ distinct pagm secent. wore tho front seats of this !mpressive| But the wire wheels and the general ip janist and two maids from named the ol, see—I think it was ‘Romeo ork. Miss Bayes demurred, the pte Hamiet,’ or something like that. Charles Frohman has engaged Mar- “What of {i erite Leslie to appear with Elsie “You-all et a call fo’ 6.” Annette Kellermann, who 4s ented the “diving Venus” avocation, machine that It was something In the! gir of offensive opulence about the once saw a fellow named Walker ‘CASTORIA ct For Infants and Children ‘fa Use For Over 30 Years ays bears ing more worlds to conquer, ing around in e tank at a stated sti- pend @ splash has @ value as a meaus of swelling one's bank account, she says, but for the soul that possesses a desire to revel in gonulre art it Is de- cidedly on the blink. If Miss Keller- mann can arrange mattors patistao- torily she rank ay goon be found in the danol! pers say, and 4050 of her last week’ ealary wae left unpaid, It was then that the i idea began to grow In her mind, THE FIRAT MUSIC BUIT. ‘The first legal action in the crusade of the american Bovlety of Compos- a show tank Venuses, Bome of others bow-' a thevece Bera sens eels ler. po gpd scmiseaiect ney for the use ofa | fathan (ie edt alates Suthers and Mucic Publishers to a cabaists and other yrighted ‘}eeen at the new Punch and Judy) nin the new Hubert Henry Davis play, “The Outcast.” Lionel Belmore has been enga; to stage the productions which will bo ‘Theatre. | The Princess Theatre will open ite season next Saturday evening with a ve rogramme a one-act pl: | Bay. be “The ron” “Tattle Fores! " Oy ae tnd “The Cat att | towoh you for Lewis opened the acor, kicked at the bell-boy and went back to bed. Next morning it developed that every member the party but Shannon had been Malle at 6e Shannon had left the call, “Bay.” said an aoquaintance to Jake wa ‘on Broadvway yesterday, “I fust met a man who's loo! for you to nature of @ metalic bed os wheels. Young Mr, Nedringham, the gentleman driver, was lying so far back that he hed to reach to manipulate the op- erating levers, and he and the lady he- | aide him leokod as they were preparing ¢ | tor # Bap in the open alr. ‘This was the evening Ceci! Ded- ‘inghem was to give tis friends a toveb of bigh life hy driving them out Toes SS eas conte pela oar 35." t “I'm glad he's rf set Jooking for Afiy | car seem to rouse the animosity of the traffic police. The wire-wheeled U-19 Pad not gotten four blocks up the avenue when a cycle policeman set chase afier it, Mr, Dedringham lett him far behind in dust and derl- @ion, for the Car's power and speed was not belied by ite appearance; but in a jam of vehicies they were over- taken and a summons was thrust to Cheese Hil) lan in & machine, that all that part of Marlem—the youth wurrounding 1) om the mires, and man upon Mr, Jerr, “You attend to it, old top,” yawned young Fat Made in America 2 for 25 cents EARL & WILSON