The evening world. Newspaper, September 12, 1914, Page 8

World Daily Maga rday. 8 —_— ep tu —e The Evening ne. Sa ESTABLISHED BY JOSEPH PULITZER. | Daily Excep' by the Press Publishing Company, Nos. 53 to 7 eee any show. New York. aE ANOUE Guan. reaper , fret know, Jom AR, Sree Mectetary, © Park Row. ‘York an Second—Cinsa Mat J "i For England and the Con! All Countries in the International Postal Union. One Year. One Month. | THIS 1S THE ONLY HAT AMERICAN HATS we HAVE HAVE NO CHic. f Copyrtaht, 1914, by the Prone Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World.) AS TO FEMININE FIBS AND MASCULINE “MUN- CHAUSENS.” 66 H, dear!” sighed the Widow, with a pathetic little pout, “WHY a in lo—tho way they do?” hey don't!" declared the Bachelor, promptly assumitig the offensive. ‘Don’t they?” inquired the Widow, lifting her eyebrows, receiving a refreshing bit of information, “How stupid of me! But, ”" she added, musingly, with one dimpled clbow on the arm of her. it point is not worth arguring. It’s the WAY they do it that is ®0 harrowing. It's the unnecessary frilis and ruffies and jnbots they drape around a simple, little, white fib, turning it from a convincing bit of ‘sum- mer fiction’ into an Arabian Nights tale of adventure as lurid and uneon- vincing as a show girl's complexion. They begin with a tiny unnecessary prevarication and finish with a work of art that would make Baron Muw- chausen tremble far his reputation.” $3.50 +20 A FAMILY QUARREL. UBLICATION of the personal telegrams of King George, Kaiser Wilheim and Prince Henry just before the outbreak of war 3 have a human interest by their revelation of the intima- » gies of royalties. The King, the Kaiser and the Prince all speak of | the Czar of Russia as “Nicky.” The King and the Prince speak of the as William, but he himself signs a telegram to the King as ” Unfortunately we have no telegram from the Osar to let: > us know whether he is in the habit of speaking to George and Henry of the Kaiser as William, Willy or Bill. As it standa, however, the rec- © rd shows thut this so-called “war of the nine nations” is hardly more | ‘Ghana family quarrel. Pity it is that old Grandmother Victoria was | mot alive to make Henry and George keep still and then decide for | Rervelf whether Willy or Nicky most deserves a spanking. DUSTY SIGNS OF PROGRESS. 4 CANDID but polite visitor from Louisville, after saying he has 4 A not found New York so clean as he expected and as he recalls it to have been twenty years ago, hastened to edd that his t may have been due to the fact that as yet he has been aly in those parte of the city where the streets are torn up and dust fe flying, and thet after all the tearing and the dust flying are evi- Geuces of prosperity and show that something is doing. : Politeness is ever welcome and never more eo than when ex- pressed with graceful compliments to our prosperity. We must wish, thet the casual visitor could find more pleasing evidences of it than torn streets and much dust. Perhaps this visitor may him- salf do so are he departs, but if he seeks to find parts of the city where streets are not torn up he will stay with us a long time. es GEORGE JUNIOR REPUBLIC. EGRET felt at the announcement that it will be necessary to : Gismies about half the citizens of the George Junior Republic and conduct the association upon a much reduced scale be- of a lack of funds, is leseaned by the fect that the Republic il continue to maintain the farm, and the bakeshop. It was feared ‘that all might have to go, and the experiment, so successful for years, aA in failune. i. © @.profit there is reason for the hope that former enccess may return rs omg na, from more to more under better auspices and wiser manage- ‘The fs too interesting, too promising and too well ‘besad upon the record of pest achievements to be abaniioned for tran- cheat causes. . _ Wimaneial etringencies come and go with time. Defects of man- ‘agement cr personal indiscretions and mistakes affect every human ‘exterprice, When en institution has been well built upon « strong it can survive these shocks if only ite supporters are firm. Principle upon which the Republic was built is as good as ever. MIS 1S THE ONLY HAT WE HAVE BEEN ABLE TR GET FROM PARIS THE ONLY ONE Little Stories :: by Big Men (Oopyrigtt, 1916. by Annabel Len) fs, then, no insuperable obstacle to its revival and continued |govgrmssman W. M. CHANDLER. when the present disturbances no longer disturb, — ——t THE ATROCITIES OF WAR. AISER WILHELW’S statement to President Wilson in a report on atrocities committed by Belgians, British and French, that he addressed him as “the most notable representative of hu- who were friends two months ago and mutual upholders of on 9 par with ourselves, it is our duty as impartial judges gastain justice as well as humanity. Atrocities follow all wars. are « part of the evil of war itself. No truer or clearer thing said about them than by Prof. Willismowits Moellendorf in at Charlottenburg, in the statement that the enforce- law in respect to civilised warfare depends at by nor generels, nor diplometists, bat upon the - moral conse of the individual soldier. Bratel men will do brutal things whenever opportunities are thelr aroused brutalism, and war not only offers the oppor- arouses the instinct. Monarchs and militariste that make all the spoil and gain sl] the glory. Upon them, therefore, responsibility of all atrocities committed when they have brute] man loose, whether upon their side or the other. That the Kaiser’s heart bleeds is no more than a metaphor, but the brate sees apd chods real blood. Between the sentimentalist in the palace and ‘the marauder in the field, justice holds the scales and pronounces ancient law: “It must be thet offenses ret + ay Aol Sees 8 October, tall on? Orabe as pi | to T @ banquet at s! §= i i d gE . I iF, 4 4 ie? E i E38 ef; a i i ; I f | tte Gob,” Bome fellows strike out for them- seives, while others depend pine! bitter—Macon News, | ht ‘Things @ome to those t wait, Dut moet of ue prefer to ge ane them. It takes a strong will to hold the buman tongue. So Wags the World Bits of Common Sense Philosophy With a “Punch.” By Clarence L. Cullen. Coyrright, 1916, by the Prem Publishing Oo, (The New Youk Lreatng World.) OME women waste a lot of perfectly good time wondering why lovers in rent life don't talk the highfalutin language which is uncolied by lovers in the best sellers. But if such a woman actually met one of those fiction epielers @he'd flatly accuse him of bunk- ology. ‘We know a sage youth who, when he discovered that the girl he was engaged to had a penchant for falling in love with the heroes of movie plays, gently but Grenly called the matrimonial bet off. And he's a young fellow who likes to gamble, too. Our idea of the Height of Futility is the job which @ man undertakes when he endeavors to explain to his yawning wife the meaning of the Triple Entente, Twenty-five years ago the woman who used rouge went to t te] keep Ea micristae from her husband, Now, just before she ota rrvedharras an even! 7 husband, it’s @ common enough thi him: “Have I got enough red on?” = ne SF Nee 09 a “I can make everyting I wear except my shoes,” we heard waged girl say to a bunch of women friends on & week-end porch recentiy, “but catch me letting the man I am going to marry know that!" And all of the Bariee, Temes Peowent agreed thet she had the right indes, BUT 6HE A man would enjoy having his wife bring his coffee to ti: Sunday mornings if he didn’t know that she'd throw this marvelene eeibeaee of devotion up to him the first time they spatted. ‘When the couple in the Gat next to yours are having a po ot gy val ga by the Coy which you can’t help evarunetine ier y both ini ly relapse inte conventional = ae iieten Gudbfulness upon the unex. Tt tan't necessarily the girl who returns with the deepest who has had the warmest time on her vacation. em Se “What waste!” we beard « ecasoned matron remark when she saw a couple of dozen girls tangoing together in a summer hotel ballroom aman in eight, “What wanton, barbarous waste!” bisa Tho recklessness with which women promise, on leaving su = sorts, to write to women whom they have met is only equaled by the utters liness with which they deliberately forget to keep a @uch promises when they Betty Vincent’s Advice to Lovers ry AN @ wo-; man and woman are once certain ( man love Sie as, pi ld foolish to are more then! fal paste © possibly sentimen- once?” a young man earnestly! An Unanswered Letter. #50 | of resin on the B side we las met we were on the best of terms, but I have had po answer to my let- ter and the social will be held shortly, Would it be all right to jouse and for her de- Your letter may hav. be exactly the same as the fret, but it may be & Geoper and rich- er, In fact, the first so - called love affair of a you irl may be nothing but infatuation or over-stim- i ination. I think 80, miscarried. “Will you kindly tell me how and when a art knows that she really loves a man?” charset chaste ee Music and Matrimony By Elsa Crosby Comrie Rie York Yresina Work. = EFORE the wil war, the Prince Albert coat and the mechanical the aad toned me- lodeon on long summer evenings and sing such tunes as could be eased through tts bronchial tubes without severe pains or the administration of anodynes. When a fellow got so accustomed to it that he would stand without hitching at the left of a melodeon where its asthma was the worst, with Gen. Scott at Vera Crus or Gen. Jackson at New Orleans looking se- verely down upon him from the space between the windows, he was ready for rural free delivery to the parsons. Any little complimentary notice of the melodeon 56 8 Saiiane Gr fe: mance goes also jeeney as clear across the keys for the cot- tage ores. Fe troubled with violent attacks leurisy, being subject more to ei rged tonsils and yuinsy with oom- plications. Four Governors and no less than eleven members of it ne in Lexington and Atlanta and in Baltimore and Savannah, as well as interior points, the banjo with or without an E string has won out on the girl question time and t both eloquence and a good baseball record. everybody except daugb' of the parlor, thus enabling neigh- bor’s son between ‘eelections to and in that way work up to her 00 mame the Gay op Shee Be oe Degin saving up. ‘Up North, even as far as Duluth, east in the lumber belt, beyond in belt generally in the bab! a adie with’ a aft anks 10 le as cul an beter euce Ho urking jor, bolas” & matrimonial record 49,061 ead of the Me! tan Opera orchestra, with and assortment of instruments, The last Michigan reports show that three out of every twenty mar- families that; upported both a fiddle and a daugb- |! er and didn't go too strong on dogs. Here in Now York there are any number of happily married folk who ‘She knows only when she Is fully| {ng “How foolish!” exclaiined the Bachelor contemptuously. “Give me @ Plain black Iie-I mean a plain, unvarnished statement of the untruth’+—— “But that's never what you—or any man—sives a woman!” broke in the Widow, waving her fan triumphantly, > How @ Woman Likes Excuses. a eneneenaanaaannananamamamananaaannmanaaatl “Because,” declared the Bachelor, “no woman would accept it. She prefors exciting fairy tales and works of the imagination to simple ‘historical facts.’ She likes wreaths around our excuses and ruffles on a joke and pink ribbons and lace frills on everything from a man's loye-making to Ris manners and his dea! “Nonsense!” interrupted the Widow. their fatal mistake in reading a woman. Sho likes to be frilly herself, but she HATES a frilly man. It's the unnecessary fibs"—— “There's no such thing!” ‘muttered the Bachelor, sotto voce. “The little preparatory misstatements with which he begins to pave the ‘way to a big prevarication first awaken her suspicion. It's the ‘sick friend’ and ‘night-work-at-the-office’ and ‘business-trip-to-Philndelphia’ fables that get on her nerves and insult her intelligence ao," pursued the Widow calmly, “The average man begins fibbing to a women long, long before he has any real need to, and about teeny-weeny little :hings that she woul® never have noticed if he hadn't brought them to her attention. He is #0 suspicious that a woman ix GOING to be suspicious that even when he has done the most harmless and innocent thing in the world he will LIE. about it for fear she ‘might not understend the truth.’ Then when he reall wants to do something he shouldn't he hasn't any excuses left and must draw on his imagination for something atartling and brilliant. ‘Tha’ he begins telling his ‘Munchausens’ and getting all twisted up in rope, instead cf going right to the point, with a single onslaught"-—— * j A Man Wants Truth Sugar-Coated. $ nner: “Oh, well,” burst in the Bachelor desperately; “this is no German in- vasion—and besides a woman hates a plain, unvarnished lie"-— “As much a man hates the plain, unvarnished truth!" sighed the ‘Widow. “What!” “He wants it su; ‘r-coated and scented and half-veiled and delicately spiced to suit his vanity,” explained the Widow. “And he can only swallow half of it at a thi. » without choking. “Recause that’s all hi r gets!” rejoined the Bachelor b'’ rly, “froma a jan— A half-lie—or a half-iruth. But « woman won't take a half-lie, Bhe wants them alopathic and covered with maple syrup. You h-ve to give her a highly colored chromo along with every work of fiction to make her accept it. It is easter to make her believe that the reason you were late waa because you were held up bandits or caught in a railroad wreck or fell out of @ tenth-story window than because you couldn't find a clean shirt or had to take your mother to the train or left your money in your other clothes and had to go back for it or were kept at the office, which MIGHT be a fact"—— “And might be a fancy!” put in the Widew airily. “But it must bee dreadful strain on the masculine imagination to have to invent so many daily fairy tales, full of adventure and incident”—— “And detail!” eighed the Bachelor wearily. “And local color,” added the Widow. “And heart-interest and delicate sentiment and dialogue and, action,” finished the Bachelor. “It is!" he continued emphatically. “And the fact that he keeps it up is a sign of true love and honest devotion"—— “What!” The Widow gave a little cry of incredulity. “No man,” declared the Bachelor, looking the Widow itn the eye un- fiinchingly, “is going to take all that trouble for a woman he doesn't love!” “That's just where men make ot| = OHAPTER LXXX. ACK had bought Harry Eb- erbardt’s runabout, and was bappily and busily eo- Chapters From a Woman’s Life By Dale Drummond It seemed to occupy hiv Copyright, 1914, by the Press Publishing Co, (The New York Evening Work), mind, as well as his time, and we hai Uittle time to discuss the market. Ho had not made up his loss, but had made a little on the last deal. Mil- dred was perfectly disgusted wit's the information I gave hor, and malo Ro attempt to conceal her chagrin. “I don't see how Jack can buy mo- tors, if he doesn't make more; bave information that is worth more than you tell mel” she grumbled, “I do wish he would get something really good, and then let Ned sere ener e it worth while: mat Houle t eloveiy® I enthused. information since hardt’s old runabout,’ eally? I thought it was a howd ‘and 1, thinking her right, said i hay re Dg. @ subject of a vacation came up| ni: again, and Jack asked me whero [ would like to go with the children and Norah. He suggested some quiet farm house in the mountains, but If demurred, “Mildred is going to Narragansett month and #' a that I go also,” I told bim. ‘Can't afford it, Sue. It's too ex- pensive! ane have to go toa Jace. one talked ‘for some time and ly compromieed on @ tashio: je inn wu} minding him of his promise. I tel Mildred that I would Sither talephoae $f islearaph her anything Jack might if they have, I should thinir you would know enough by the to make something on your own ini tative!” forgetting I bad found fault with bal for doing that very thing inn was delightful, and I made many new acquaintances. Norah took entire cure of the children, who were perfectly well, and who in no way interfered with my pleasure. I satisfied with my wardrobe after I had wired Loraine & sports coat. She had suggested it before I left; but thinking I had oth- era that would answer I had refused to take one. I hadn't been away two days, how: before 1 saw that she was right, and that it was the one thing I did need. outer, duck bad taton 2 dyer as ke . en a * /" expressed igi thet our capl- becoming leted, ans - ing that I should cee home yee expense—a hint to which I paid @ttention, thinking that he, as al- Ways, was foolishly alarmed. Mother wrote that ut evidently al his losses, r out frequently ving @ very inewered Jack's \ told him T should pemain the mata as had planned. I bad made en- Gagements that would keep me there; and I also told him he would have to make my next check larger as I had to have many little extras that the regular hotel price didn’t emall A the Catskills. nearer, railroad fares wouldn't emount to much. Bo, as goon as it was Sacked’, I began to Mildred was in Ni Mother and 1! that ho was continually bothering it} %° know of market movements, I know from a short note I had re- ceived from Mildred that she was be- coming anxious, so I wrote her that fice every day, man hes in her trunks When she takes her vacation. the only thing Jack had done, and I went to Loraine, told her where 1| Which was advised by Senator Crise was going, and that I wanted some] pen. had made him a big loss, That piel gu,| 1 Was glad he had not told me, as leaving it to her doubtless then Ned would have lost ‘what was right for the place. Do! money also. exactly as I should hat T was anxious to see the garage, 1 h nd been indepen wondered if Jack had built it large d of being, as he enough for another car. I intended , © have one, and before the winter social life began. I had planned just the kind I wanted, not the make=T ew nothing about that--but ec aah maf boleveetne &o,, a meant Jack should get it immediately oe na Jack, and it was rea hear them plan of the good times Fe going to have.