The evening world. Newspaper, September 11, 1914, Page 18

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(Stace! a U pth Mi née a HOW MUCH LONGER? @&@ oo xxtiths, ae _By Robert Minor Hickville Doings From Our Hickville Correspendent Hazen Conk}in Not etgureu, suse wevlucu. | y, ECENTLY, in a justice court in|“ not \f“ mot! ‘nee the State of Kansas, some wheat é PETRA oF [octtin their imelomente. tm workin Jn the stack had been attached, |g nig thats New York rears World), pean and it became necessary, through an | too. ie cried he ‘Telegraph. pee RSONALS AND LOCALS.| When you hear « man doastin how order of the Court, to have the same paid ake ood he te it’s @ safe det that there threshed, The Necessary Glass. One of the workmen among the threshers put in a voucher for §11,| 66 ES, my friends,” exclajmedg which aeemod entirely too high to the lecturer, “there apg’ Court, excusos for the ‘The Court questioned the workman | ck man says be must have voncerning his labor, and asked him|t© make him well. The ain how much he charged per day for his| 4*!-man must have bis glass te labor, The laborer replied: “Three |'!m warm. The sweating mephexie dollars.” must have his glass to make Bim cool, The Court then asked him how| 4, ut they le, eae eu deter, many days he worked, and the work-|/without his glass, I vp ne obs I> ERT BELL has hung out bis ‘t nobody in hearin distance who's shingle’ as a insurance nitar with hls recerd. Dh agent, bein ready to insure} J/ “the swish de father to the Hickvillans agin dyin, burn- | ‘Aought” there's a sight of folke who im up havin accidents | are mentally oniidtese, Bee tert rad Cente Our | Dud Cooke’ has been appolated city on hineit, for ony engineer of Hickville, which ain't no ids andod 4 oi bo 8 ace city and which ain't got nothin to en- iso ha pnseres that there ineer. But Dud wanted sumthin to Ee me wae wetn to lasers show he was studyin engineerin, and , an it was elready con- Town Clerk Hippolyte Harkness give him the job as long as there wasn't no salary to pay. Dud's feelin mighty , g08 of our local wt at being a person with a title. 9 stationery | printed, jearnin to run hie pa’e says is quite fittin seein us gays as how it ain't| how he’s by way of bein a stationar: it run, The dificulty | engineer, , peers # ren where be wants tol june Jano Tasgart has bin under the weather the last few days. By tnistake she et some of the. vittles man repiied: “Two days.” mention to me a workman The Court then asked the laborer | Hot work as well and better how he figured the ill at $11, since Dig wines a8, with It necsoe at he Was worked two days at $8 per ete ahatit, The witness replied: “I didn’t fg-| “I'll tell yer one!” A c ae " “1 del ou do 80," said | he ure it; I just decided on it."—-Weat's| |v | fy 70 1 te 60, 80" aa ke arrasieree mets “The glader can't do lana” ’ ied All the Time. The lecturer continued ‘Tit-Rits. Hi wsmokefost turned to the won- ‘Hlere ta some more sneers sneered | she'd cooked up for her city boarders Amos Crabb, our local sneerer; ‘ated of her private fodder ahe usually repares. here was a law compeltin fotcs |” up to their promises there’d| Silage Madder was was finishin up cuttin Sewer mate, hin oats yestidday when a big biack-| | snake drew his attention writhin ‘a @ lot of folka who could make | around on the ground and actin jest more hay while the eun | lik ras fgntin gunthin. Biles ‘4 0 look over to where his aw then Sem the Setew Saye pleieck jug wae restin under an ee der clump, and he see it was on its side with the cork out. He run over and found ae ee. fee empty and the cork wasn't none of the q - toplainc . ae, on Me ground, so ne 7 r knowed haa bi ‘ank. Knowin x . heres ‘alle . . had his suspicions where the ck went to. Bo he killed the soaks and sure | enough it was chock full of apple- | Jack. Silas has Aggered out now why | the Lit like it did. It had | nd was fightin the ia conversation at a recent derful ways of the youngsters, i |when Congressman James T, Heflin wan reminded of litsle Tommy's tears, Hearing a sound like flerce sobbing jin the kitchen of her euburban home |the other day, mother hastened to in- vestigate and found Tommy deep tn sobful distress. Close by stood brother Jimmy, two years older, “Jimmy,” demanded the mother, looking from one to the other, “what's thes matter with your brother Tom- my Mito is crying,” explained Jimmy, iMEN'S GOOD CLOTHES me a GOOD CLOTHES Clothes of Best Kind, Las Fit i nd | Work: i etiact, ae ‘onfidential i ‘egaiet? ts CREDIT! A ¥ — ON THE WAY—A NEW CO ELAR y A NCP RROW ~