The evening world. Newspaper, September 10, 1914, Page 18

Can Shout! Twourd say IT THis Way- y Copyright, 1914, Prose Pabitakiog Co. (N.Y. Evening World) FLOOEY AND. AXEL Teacher's in the War Zone! «:2%t4h2, By Robert Minor cS a me Unconscious Politeness. COMMONPLACE occurrence in an omnibus in the vicinity of Whitehall. The bus has stopped and every seat is full, when suddenly | young lady enters. Just at the same moment an old gentleman aitting at the other end got up from his seat. “No, no, really I couldn't think,” sald the blushing maiden. “But, madam,” interrupted the old gentleman. “Not on any account; I should feel so terribly selfish and” expostu- lJated the damsel, as she waved the courteous passenger back to his seat, “I must really insist on"— con- tinued the old gentleman, rapidly growing purple in the face. “I don't really mind a bit, and in fact I"-— sald the beauty, with the it of smiles. ‘Can't you see, madam, that"—— said the old gentleman irascibly, “It's very charming of you, but regily I can just as well stand,” the young lady said firmly, as she pro- ceeded to “stfaphang.” , are at perfect liberty to do Ju 1s you like about that, miss,” said the old gentleman, advancing to- ward the door, “but I want to get out."—London Tit-Bits. —_—_—_ Took the Hint. A FASTIDIOUS old gentleinan was one afternoon. The guest, of his H. the kept lawn. “w made you throw your cigar there?” said the old gentleman, an- grily. “See bow unsightly It ls on the Jovely grass.” “That surely won't do any harm,” said the other, “for nobody would notice @ little thing like that,” “My dear fellow,” solemnly replied having reached the end a, hurled the stump on enjoying a cigar with a friend of His friend said no more for a time, in a few me heer sie j and the old grumbler, “it's just little! pediy, disuppoar hinge like these that constitute Udi fore cull tweaun SAMMY'S SLATE The Vital Question. CHICAGO business man with many relatives, some of whom were well-to-do but grasping, recently sought the services of his lawyer to draw up his will, When, after much labor, the document was completed, his client asked: “Have you fixed this thing, as I wished it, tight and strong?” “I have done my best,” said the lawyer. “Well,” continued the client, “I want to ask you another thing—not professionally, however, As a friend, and man to man, who do you think atands the best chance of getting the property when I am gone?”’—Har. per’s ine. WHEN CONSUMPAION Is RA SNAIK~— BEFORE DinNne} __ SNAIKS 1S REPTILE REPTILES ‘WS 1 DON'T KNOW RAINS LOOK Some THING t-.kKLe WURMS ONLY A WHOLE Lot MO RE SO. SomE ARE BLACK D uration-~plenty of time to be BROWN PND GREEN, AND STRIPED property re the incuranie Every case of Tuberculosis pasees| through its curable stage, which te often | and properly treated afore the incurable xn < OTTE sta vertake the patient, FIND SPOTTED FASKED PA LF wie you fear that there hae beon failure THEY WAS ANY OTHER Coton to correctly diagnose or understand your € ~ EN 7 case, call on Dr. Anderson, Specialiet AND HE SAID HE THOUGHT Lit’ D SLES Threat and Lang Disesses, and an a PINK ONES BOT HECOULONT KI ME In diagnosis bY ape -Light examin. BER WHEN .~AND MA SAID" RE He iscovere the very eartiest signe of BER- it wa AFTER you MEM throat oF lung trouble while the disease wee 4M te yet in ite curable stege, Investigate hit FRUM tHE “ s BANQUE HOME treatment and tind out Your real osnet ton by expert diagnosis, Consult Dr. Anderson. It coats you! nothing te find out for yourself, because office consultation wen without chat clalist, 50 Weat and th avenues), N i Daily, 18 te 41 Monday, Wesnes| rl 5 «he arose hur: | ""Gn, I've only been across the) €s7, "#2 31 Nuleable toot on Faber | adow to spit in the river, Golesi .comt to any address. ieee Te nd Udiness is half the comfort) “Where ou earth have you been?” said his host when he returne’ at What the Other End of It Is Hitched To! “ : By C. M. Payné. THE MARRYING OF MARY ' — By Thornton Fisher— * NO, MR. “BILLYUM" LOUDER, MARNS BEAU, IS NOT PLANING “TENDERFOOT * TO TOMMN'S ‘LARIAT LUKE BECAUSE HE ENJOVS THE GAME — RATHER. HE RECOGNIZES THE ADVANTAGE OF HUMORING MARNS \ 6 GR NOR, 1S TOMMN ABANDONING HIS QUARRY BECAUSE HE 1S TIRED OF THE GAME. RATHER, THE AROMA OF FRYING DOUGHNUTS, CREEPING OUT OF THE KITCHEN DOOR. .HAS CHANGES THE R OF THE PLAINS "INTO A& SMALL BOK AGAIN. a So THaTS WHERE MY J, NEW CLOTHES- LING WENT \ TO, 1S (Ts YOUNG MAN! [LL JUST HAUL IN THE BND OF IT AND GIVE NOUR, JAckET @ TASTE OF IT! Coprriadt, 1914, Prose Publishing Co. (N.Y. Biening Worlds PERO RES Bm TE ben