The evening world. Newspaper, September 5, 1914, Page 8

ow ning World Daily Magazine, Saturday, Septembe on The Juggernaut © 3ixktiths/€ METABLISHBD BY JOSEPH PULITZER. Daily Except Sunday by the Prese Publiahing Com 63 Park Row, New York. RALPH PUPITZOR, Provident, 62 Park Tow. a SHAW, Treasurer, 64 Park low, LITZER, Jr., Secretary, @ Park Row. t the Pox ai New York a to e NMventa me Vinglan ; =: ‘World for the United Staton “4 att Countrie . apr ee 0 IM * ar ¢ Copyright, 1914, by the Preas Publishing Co, (The Mew York Evening World.) t] one Vout. ssserresseessen SM tsi a) sores. S waite et eee ON THE “ETERNAL MASCULINE EXCUSE.” :2010ne Month, - * fanned 5 ia ‘Seapets Fig . : , 66]! 1 hud been ve," remarked the Widow, gaxing lasily ot the red ‘ j ] and gold September aunset, “T should not merely have sampled the VO. 19,373 4 A PROBABLE CONTRARIETY. ROM the headquartess of the National Association Opposed to im F Woman Sulfrage comes report that the entire machinery of the ¥ © OPrganizatign is ior the present to be devoted to supporting ©) American Red Cross work in Kurope. e f This demonstration of woman's syinpaiuy with the larger issues ef mankind, and that her helpfulness is not dependent upon voting » er office holding, will refute arguments of the suffragisis, yet its > indirect influence may be contrary. ! pe Just as the militants by sinashing windows excite antayonisin, y : , Warrior-Women and Woe. Bs ae Gigcredit the cause they work for and lead men to fear women ar FRA AAR KARARAAAY) too hysterical to be trusted with the ballot, so the zea! and diligence of the antis in working for the eufferers of the war is likely to ©) strengthen the growing conviction that such women not only mer't Saffrage but should be urged to exercise it. , This is a complex world. In our blind struggle with its forees | Be we often help when we hinder and hinder when we help. |. AVOIDING BLACKGUARDISM. _| WN EXPLAINING his refusal to accept Mr. Heunessy’s chalienge to a joint debate of the political issues of the campaign, Cov. | 4 Glynn says: “1 inusi refuse (o make this primary contest » sireet | eorner braw! or one of political blackguardism,” { * The motives thus set forth@re commendable. The Governor is mot to be expected to descend to brawling or to blackguardism. Ti >i iF Dy vo means sure, however, that he will avoid it by refusing debate. , é i There is much less temptation to bad manners and bad language in ¥ joint discussions than in partisan mass meetings, The persone presence of an advocate for the other side is a restraining infly ence upon stump orators who need that hind of restraint. Let the Governor consider his own language as an exainple in point. Had Mr. -Hennessy been present and a soodly audience listening when he Fefused to debate, the Governor would have been careful not to use Bway such words as “brawling” and “blackguardism.” | HUMAN INTEREST IN WAR. NOTE has been given out from the official information bureau | at London warning the public against reports of correspond- ents for the newspapers. The warning is accompanied by the a “statement that ae no correspondents are permitted at the front, their | Fepotts are necessarily second hand and are wade up from the per- Ht @onal experiences of people who “have not had the perspective neces- _ wary to understand the general situation.” ‘The warning is well given from a strictly military point of view, Dut the officials of the bureat have overlooked the fact that popular _ Anterest in the war is by no means confined to the strategy of generals or the results of widely extended battles, Personal experiences of soldiers in the fight, of peasants along the line of march, of women! | escaped froin burning cities, have an appeal to the abiding sympathies of mankind. The deeds of heroism they record are as valuable as ) any lessons diplomacy or strategy can teach, and have a rightful place in the news the press carries to the world of what is going on. It is >> true they do not have the perspective that gives understanding of the _ situation as seen from headquarters in the rear of the armies, but they _ do have the power to make clearer what humanity is enduring in guffering where the bombs are bursting and homes are burning down @mong the rank and file that strategists do not see, apple and handed the rest to Adam; I should have made « whole 4 appie pio"— " “What!" broke in the Bachelor in shocked amazement. | “Or stripped the tree and put up all the apple-butter for the winter,” declared the Widow firmly. “Eve was bound to get all the blame; and she might just as well have had all the fruit.” “Great Scott!” exclaimed the «Bachelor softly. “You ARE desperate this afternoon. Tel} me what it’s all about.” “About the WAR, of course,” answered the Widow, smiling up enter | her rose-wreathed shade hat, “What else is anything about? A MAN- writer has just made the astonishing ‘discovery’ that the WOMEN are | entirely to blame for it!" re. 1, of course,"—— began the Bachelor vaguely. is “It seems,” pursued the Widow with a one-cornered smile, “that in France the women actually KISSED the soldiers an@ applauded them as they started off for the front. Therefore they ‘en- couraged’ them to fight. Isn't tt simply shocking? No doubt, tf they hadn't been kissed, the soldiers would have been offended and refused to go!” she added tronically. “Well,” remarked the Bachelor defensively, “I can’t think of anything which would make me more anxious to go to war than the thought that some nice giri—that YOU—er—that 1s, it's always a case of cherches ja femme, dsn't it?” “‘Cherchoz la femme’,” repeated the Widow, smoothing ber wind-tlews: accordion pleated draperies, “means ‘seek the woman’ who will ‘encourage’ you! find out what you want to do, and then find some woman te you ‘ought to’ do it, so that if it turns out wrong you can say she MADE you do it.” “Or else," suggested the Bachelor, “find some woman to tell you you OUGHTN'T to do it—and then you can say that her opposition rove’ you to fi ‘ | "Yes," sighed the Widow, “and if a man can’t think up any other vallé reason he just recollects that he hates his mother-in-law and makes that an excuse for going on tear, or getting into a flirtation or burgling @ bank or going to the devil.’ A anna th ‘ When Eve Cornered the Apple Market. { i oaaaaananamamaaannaaaaaaaaaanamanannaaanaameeed tat Garden of Eden story, you know. YOU got us into our @rst trouble.” | “end we've beon hauling you out of troubles ever since!” dectare@ the | WidoW sadly. “Besides, that Garden of Eden story was just a bit of ‘eum: | mer fiction,’ invented by Adam, in order to find somebody to lay hie etme of. Fancy having to invent a ‘talking serpent'!” and she fiipped her fan scorn- fully. “Maybe the apple went to his head-—and he really SAW one,” suggested \the Bachelor reminixcently. : “Bat why did he lay so much more stress on that one bite of the apple | Eve took than on the fact that he had eaten all the rest of it himself?” | i @ come now!” urged the Bachelor cheerfully, “you can’t get past > al “That's perfectly natural,” announced the Bachelor, calmly puffing Bis cigarette. “I should feet a whole lot worse about the teentest, weentest Mts tle in you might commit than I do nm I shall never commit any: bout ALL my own.” tion, you with the teenlest, weentest little—er—kiss.” “Then,” sighed the Bachelor, “there would be nothing to live for! An@ after I'd gone you'd have the satisfaction of knowing that yon DROVE me to it!” AAAAAAASALABAABBIDABARABASAASIBA SS ¢ Mr. Jarr Plays the Alluring Role ‘66 To cried ragormapeoeslg nt ‘4 - + “there's Of a Friend in Need—He Hates It ““O = ‘xavie ste ime pes, tpn, roman ‘Well,” remarked the Bachelor laconically, “in times of war BALAAAAAALIBABAAAS AA AABA BARA BAAS AS is the easiest thing to take. You take tho blame and we take ed treot transfer of tho day be- |"? natant, cis | moving picture play, some gon- | Street car transfer o! a e | Vela Bit tance tania Pay ied | pleted "ritten’ in lead pencil and the| fore, Mr. Dinkston brougbt nothing “And in times of peace,” rejoined the Widow, “you take the cocktail Be re adeet, jana we take the grouches"-—— Rist “And in times of divorce we take the blame and you take the alimony!” ; W 9 | i “Personally it repr © | Anished the Bachelor. Cha ters From a oman Ss fe most gatisfactory mileage to me. “after all,” said the Widow thoughtfully, “the Angel with the Flaming ¢ fact 1 have made quite a study of the sword made no distinction between Adam and Eve. And perhaps its By Dale Drummond pllenge te he soles controlieg tem: | NOME mission to be the Eternal Masculine Excune.” \ Pees Publishing Co, (The New York Kreaing World.) per and coloquial ability above the “It Js," declared the Bachelor emphatically, “And she's #0 proud of it | Copyright, 1914, by the Pree te Se ae are age. Take the transfer. that there is no crime on earth she won't forgive # man if he tolls her that | CHAPTER LAXVI. garnee cats £ cond baila wouldn't deprive you of it," said |#he drove him to it!" pe emer iees Cowsigas, AYIA. py toe. vrees Knpiing Om N EARLY everyone in our set? '|” «phat was nice of * ‘No, no, old man, I don't ew lors tvemiag - b ‘ THE PROMISES OF THE MONARCHS. a) DURE an automobile, most of them] sponded. “I hope y: MI buy it, Bi IN a hi a ‘But y t N consulted his two, I reminded Jack of what’ Jack, be gure and, build the arare ut your distressful story of the " A ar : ne vrist- t= 0 at the} /arge enough to hold two or three tion of your household govd: Ox of the salient features of the mulitury, politics of the M wrist-wateh (yes, his wrist: | ne said when he first looked destruction of your household goods jo ruin of your lares and ates, tho meee T h e W ee k’ s WwW as h Fat * PF i watch!) and remarked: lot—that ‘It was large enough for & machines, No knowing how many we — — Jmperor, the Kuiser and the Czar is facility with which they _ will keop when you become @ miliion-| 804 008, grieves me beyond | ex-/ By Martin Green mix hard blows with soft words, The Emperor, wasting no other engagément and] «1 guess 1 was talking through my| word of what I had sal “How fortunate I have} garage.” aire!” I joked, yet meanine every ea Mh et er ee i sacrifice. Ha! My wrist Coprright, 1986, by the Press Pubticbing Co, (The New York Lrening World.) , A a ve k returned, having forgotten | ; re ire and sw is pron > rtleda | hat,” Jacl 5 funny to me,” remarked the! ‘Those who are accustomed to high Servia with fire and sword, is promising all manner of privileges and | all about mentioning it. “Have YOU} her in an oxpe inderga te aethae taenucten ne opeeren ae head polisher, “why our people, | Priced luxuries which are taxed cau franchises and liberties to his Slav subjects. The Czar, overrunning | blurted Mr. Jarr. “In fact, Dinkston, | any idea, Sue, what it costs to keep & jack grumbled & ithe when told | tine he had on hand without undoing Draviae Whe pane sf inneeen’ Be cut down, on them ‘and thus, while “ ; teak Jai , ished to. im of the tuition, but a ying the tax, really economize. | q . i 5 ‘4 ents went to achool ol 0 pay a| his five cent of tobacco Finns and Poles and Jews. The Kaiser, devastating Belgium, sues|and, although there was no fire, the| it won't cost much, and we really| wouldn't listen to sending BE Sanuriahs to WRG SLATS Ore 88) tax of #100,000,000| Bint cf beer. ‘They are per o€ % the friendship of the Danes whom he has been grinding down in|smage by water and Sre-axes was #0 | need a car. I'm ashamed to be con- | where. with us in| ine to remove the wrist watch with- hecause there in a| Ubalatence, Bchleswig-Holstein, and grunts periaission for the printing of news. |STee Mat our apartment ten't yon Hinually asked if we keep one-or how) | Mother ONS Bow oe wits | Out Uunbuckling the strap caused 4 F war io) Murope® |\by fuciae s Coes could, be ratees i in, a We-lbie, ‘The family is visiting round. |we cun yet along without one.” a fow days, and flo . crowd to collect. | ar in Europe.” | by putting a ta Aa papers in the Danish language. ‘ I'm stopping at the Rangles’, Mrs.) «weil, 1 have talked to @ lot of fel-| Jack vas um pleased as 8 echodl- came Fr ae 4 yaaeane mgatd automobiles, live ata cree eae 7 It would appear from this that when monarchs fall out honest | Jar ie the gage a palace bab | bad ene ota et LSE dtd her 2 n we received the letter jter,| Wrist watch and i» making him let | the laundry man, | ¢unped soup, but to Keep up the front __ L : " ren al = of "1 e al ave 1e 5 "3 men get their duc, but we must not be too sure. History records Ree eat be old Mrs, Dusenberry, | (hem between two and three hundred Evidently HE had notht et con ee I gtied the plumber's ap: “giways gets bit. | as a corrective Bath th t erate that just dbout a century ago the monarchs of Europe in the struggle | Pending our getting # new fat tre soe ee etis counting a ohaut-| Seal’ gfe came home. with a lovely |Juat emerging from an areaw ‘ Our Government | well to impose a tax of a dollar on : new furniture ai . fe against Napoleon proclaimed a “Liberation War.” Great reforms and | the insurance mone} many libertios were promised the peoples of Prussia, Germany, Austria | aaid Mr. Mates Seite tens ih Gabe and Italy if they would rise and overthrow the tyrant. They did so; | Ping ! can do ‘ : < T de want your watch!" cried sing millions “Very man who wears white socks. ine faust OF coures you would run the rn he had carried all the way from ising ihe writhing philoe: i! pied ae with | black shows a5 28 rer me greatly, " " re rer ” ome, I'm sorry : Oo tes @ ry ihe anlidten ade mutes rowley ae 1 on Glga's 708 et one: out heer. | I've ot to leave yo month because we| around her neck and knots it in the cJ ‘But you mustn't leave mi re- | re not importing | back.” ” A ride Haturday afternoons and an-|yon to carry #0 far’—attempting to | « “Ob, everything is all right,” re: | A ride Batirdny arit were pleasant, |}, torted Mr. Dinkston. “Shall {t be said bisa ivegtadeon' ise: i . | het it. ft from abroad. But the lose lut the promises were not kept. In place of a liberated people Europe | plied Mr. Jar. t thank you, all) (iher OF ene’ wait for & car unui | tres such a beauty I couldn't that Bichnat Aneeio Pinkston wore | stu kore aie ee tain ca cis errtenasatentescnas saw a “Holy Alliance.” ba org FT Ged Mr. Dinkston, “t | ¥® can atord man to run tand to | pass it, Your mother's ferme, are, bo Ta ov aaea oF free’ rene Every shot a German fires at 4 y If militarism triumphs in this contest, a like betrayal will follow, | sist oP assisting you fo your Rous | Care for ord (o spend more'than my | Woncerful that T wane “['ve suffered by flood, all right, but ach of us 2 best one I could for her.” aati a | one of his allied foes costs ¢ ‘ PEAKING of tax salary for ite upkeep I rather think awe were all a little excited that by fire, no,” said Mr. Jarr. “But J tell ‘ sald the d m not in need of anything!” | trifle. etl pelea an TREY sce ent like one, wouldn't qeenligs Wa, DAG $0 Met aes ‘oud even in poverty und disas-| “We will probably adopt the war tax at do you think sbout the new you?” I inalated. that “Grande Wee remember her, [geri murmured Mr. Dinkston admir-|moqgure used during the Spanish | markeegp public 4! Here!” Sustice will come only when a people are strong enongh to demand it ieee ” for themselves instead of waiting to receive it as a favor from a king Hits From Sharp Wits. “Certainly 1 would! I hate ti . had never seen her, and | American war, Theoretically, we raise), Op nnn RRR ALODODOPOLOROR ARORA ReES >| But isn't it almost miraculous that) crowded cars, the pushing and te the and Jack jr. ha £ peed ranlate waving | cia2 ad ° le a Mr. Jare to, the near | ane oe putting an extra tox cn eet sive temporary relief te a germs didn’t kill all human beings !n) jng a suburbanite has to endure. And n they both absorbed rom h as whiskey, beer and to- w people,” sald the laundry man, | 73 L etters From the P cop Le } the arcs before human beings leureed|y hate it more every time Bperhardt f llttie of our feelin; Car not" wald Mr Jarry when (ae eee ee te mtacee in a necessity | P8t they strike two ways, Every | how to kill germs? drives me in. By the way, Sue, before we went to bed Jack and I Batt fered bacco, ‘ page customer they attract is ‘s * 26 @ has a new runabout, a peach!” “mothers room,” | £004 Samaritan proffer e thm to most of those who use It, and the} » taken away settee teen Weesy ean em, Tele av kine the| ee ie ifment PN wher they ee hal ping to Oe WD Bie 98 Eversthing waa in perfect order, and Oo erioo ante Mee’ than”) gaia | pooze fighters don't regard rum as @ soe ay feat sn ee who | Fo the Baitor of The Evening : vertical persons compliment each o' : T thought it looked lovely. e . F hire a ‘To quiet the curiosity of a group of a why? Sy ao peak chee all iain ng Mj Fou buy ike Jack? Tl tay here 2 Bie, ier and | MK aa'he Jotted down tie item that | Perpeoretically the tax 1s paid by the fiais srenaee tor maintaining bis Benes, wold Some, Payee nat| forts have about tix of. (ieee al ee ae ~~ | pet he would let you Bave it dirt] Jack rusher off Home ee ied with | eco ME: Harr, Mcuime cArfare. | articles taxed. Practically tho tax 181 voreabien and fruit the, ie Bi line of “difference ie in the vogetable mat-| mounted, while “A” says no forte! People who haven't much to live Y hooks und magaginos; which he ar-|sien of the threo golden bails, Mr. | paid by the consuiner of the articles! not compete wi: the farmers whe ter,and the nicotine in tse burning] have this number, V. R. \for usually have less to live on, | ranged on the table to hiv Ikin, Dinkston und Mr. Jarr alighted, and taxed, The manufacturer, the jobber, | sell direct from thelr wagons at this de cigarette, the quality of ead Heladsaman A ee haa ar b “Now it looks more livable!” he re- | tho former led the way into the! the wholesaler and the deuler simply | #*4s0n of the year and the gouree they en fn the| To tie Editor of The Krening World: It in no yse to worry, but lots of | | 't know, Dut you can teach me to) narked, standing a little away tol hawnbro eatatniahine sts “The fresh vegetable and od) Bee e the selling price. They nd fruit sea. - hurep FG, T. Must a “melodrama” have m people seem to find comfort in wor- t. Then you can ride into| see the offect. ‘Then, ike a bashful!” q heavy set man with a strongly | #ap the tax on a son is drawing to a close, After & ‘We. Iu Already « Citisen, Please also give the definition of the | Ying Deseret News, | eed nee etn shoppings ss | achoolboy, he drew a box from hia! marked face, over which hung a mur; | pay no part of It—except such as they the of The Breuing World: word “melodrama, WwW. kK, | J laid It beside them on the owl, greeted the it hey bi icles | markets will be t lat m on thi cowl, i 7 1 t! uy articles ahie | - : ything we can come out together. | pocket an a derous 8¢0 greeted them with &) have to pay when they buy ae drifting back to the Ww of German| 4 melodrama nowadays need not be| It may occur to soine reader of the lite porn f 0 table. snarl, sh are taxed by the Government. je stores. There they wit! tains tae not citizens) In New | #ccompanied by music. Webster de- |atatement that women can talk more 1 remy (Bing ty WOuld be Byed far What in the world js that?” 1|— “What will you do with me for this, | WBicB work have to take ‘bee | Snow 60 er the little storekeeper, whose pe jot ou H F ° “Our national tegislatore are talk-| j . fines the word us" non because they have smaller | ¥° 7 o. Eberh ed in surprise, my friend?” asked Mr, Dinkston atr- ave been cut down’ by the ‘pulls ne on aa oly DApeTW a5 | and. sasational nine ee ee throats to how barbers to be} i, a tee Oy pape about | MHlaiy a box of peanut candy, Don't| ily, and he latd the t watch on | ins about putting & stamp tax on | markets and thew will hat ® 6 born bere)? zen eerinn we x | clasalfied.—Cleveland Piain Dealer, | 54+ up a shack something like this"— | you remember how fond your mother | the counter. | theatre 0 | Bias Seek hare are 8 oe N , e ° ° taking # penctl and paper from bis|is of it?" he asked, blushing. he soowling pawnbroker picked it, But they can hardly discriminate in ening | C around the © | tter of theatres, and if they Bn. The World Almanse. To the EAitor of The Brening W | “A fool wouldn't be a fool,” mee |tutint ty iustrate—'for about $200,| Indeed, I do, ‘and you needn't) up and walked sround the counter to) the ma y 3 ure. y > . he the big playhouses An Lea a éitor of The Evening World: |marked the Man on the Car, ‘if he 1 drove it myself the upkee| blush! | think It was perfectly dear| the doorway, There, taking the atti ax 10m, hich ey me can I learn statistics as to Reyer Agice rd ne anerent. pt of | had sense enough to keep people from. Ree erMtch. hat is, untess 4 | of vou to think of it!" And I threw| tude and ac tion of the famous Mr. | Bare. (0 SAR 1a, BOTs anal are D) women voters and the States where| “ttnglewood. NJ M.E. D. | nding it out.”—Toledo Blade, Dusted too many trea!” ho finished | appreciative arms around Ais neck eae oe eine the aueaus | Ad Is alwaye the case, the bulk of] ¢¢] SIDE,” sald the head Fb have the franchise? = T Ji. First Monday in September, Ae Se grimly, * 1 ae a ge atch struck the facade of a| the tax will upon the poor, A “that the French swgpeee Rave . 2 | Get it it you can!” I told him. ‘t do wish she would consent to| The w r poi re i =... Aker! To the Editor of The Evening World: A hotel manager says it ie his ex. Get yi h as is contemplated, om Labor k talked with Harry Kberhardt with us,” Jack Mid, returning| fish store opposite and spattered like | stamp tax, suc Pei ng, a bd Day le the Monday Le povend compiaiate ia eee oes stout it that “vory afternoon, and og em! . “We always seem | an ese: Saath: strikes he jest at thoes, who buy ” Germans inte 9 B it is the rat in ep: ae ‘ause of moat ore ot bi Bo'tad baits. tion 2 buy in et Just pa ne reaay Tor eae Dimwaton to ae are ake 7M laborer. who smiokes cheap tobacco vataarbe tae Frenoh thinte cher te, and xvid off , h ‘ it} in a pipe feels the tax more than the| made a of ° ‘Whies 10 right niate, snvway?—Poliegaloila Bar| | “Eberhard. it is betieepie than re have been to id somes or M4 Porro i fs treo Part : er wets re Oe