The evening world. Newspaper, September 4, 1914, Page 18

Page of Comics hes and Stories q For THe Love oF PETE! NOTHING BuT WAR NEWS- GOOD FIRST PAGE STUFF LITE GEORGE STALLINGS AN IM GONNA ForeeT THS AR STUFF FOR ABOUT WAR-WAR: WAR?! HIS BOSTON BRAVES HASNT ONE HouR JUST To SEE . +How THe NOVELTY SEEMS 1 WOULDNT SAY AS HOW HE HAD NOUR. FIGGER, PHOEBE, GO EASY WITH THEM PINS, PHOEBE! MN HIDES WALK RIGHT IN MR: LOUDER. {DONT CARE \F TH’ SToP FIDGITIN: MEMVELL ITLL BE ALL DRAPED IN & JIFFY} BUT YOU Kim GIT TH’ GREAT saiLor! WHERE KIN FLOOEY and AXEL—We Don’t Sympathize With Axel Here—We Admire Flooey! Come oN Now AxeL! * HEADS | WIN - “TAILS YoU Lone , T SEE WHO PAYS FoR THE Ticvers tL UP SHE Goes Mt _ So Declares “‘A Spinster,’”” Who Thinks Girl’s "Makeup Says: “Behold Me! I Might Look Refined, but I Choose to Look Fast and Immodest.”’ By Marguerite Mooers Marshall. “Girls must advertise, attract attention, create a desire to possess. Among the hordes of them competition is bound to be keen. How adver- the? Witb paint. With dress. With actions.”"—Buyer. “I often think when I see the ridiculous painted girls on the street that no placard about their necks could proclaim more loudly the sort of mind that goes with that sort of taste, One reads so plainly, ‘Behold me! I might look refined, but I choose to look fast and immodest.’ "—A Spinster. It seems to me that the second observation rather | completely answers the first. Both were taken from letters which I have received. Of course paint and powder are an advertisement— | Lees Mm nat one of the hit-you-in-the-eye sori, when applied by the javish, unskilful hand of the New York young girl. her a sandwich ‘board nor @ moving electric sign could make her more conspicuous than #1 1 summed up in being the | men. ‘There aro lots of nice, de- sher cosmetics make her. But what do they advertise? A lack of refine- er ea Hh ath the dunce” for her. ‘Mont, as “A Spinster” suggests. And several other things. ‘The girl who shows herself on thousund years by another pro- fession than wifehood. Men still ® suggestive costume answer it, in their fashion—and advertises her desi then the silly little girl with the "men. Her whole rouged cheeks and the transparent | unepeken prayer to the lofty talks indignantly about male: “Time and money and “mashers” and “corner Johnnies" modesty and good taste have | who “don't seem to know a decent sacrificed that thy handmaiden girl when they see one.” Most “may find favor in thy sight, oh prominently of all, I think she Mord!” advertises her uttor lack of com- © Now, cama really nice girl, who mon sense. She, especially, muy |" Qopes to marry some day, afford read with profit “A Spinster's’ Of advertisement? You etter. (Pen meet tor soveral Dear Madam: If all of life for a mule type his nature Tas \T (5 You GoTTa PAY FoR ‘EM — , mane cent fellows and wholeso: n with est girls, and, thank heaven! they are attracted to each other and best means to that end are an marry. The girl of the flashy type Indecent exposure of her person und the frank use of all the trade- marks of the professional demi- mondain, why, going to use them. not wit enough to know that the And if the she In That she has means is nine-tenths animal in everything that is Ane, Is deplor- able, but not to be marvolled at The truly deplorable thing {s that the decent, modest girl envies her and covets the attention of these "You Lose! HEY — AY WANTA ASK VUN QUESTION FLOOEY ¢ mee SC, Aw -war'Le WE GET INSIDE AN’ SIT pown | ZARR OF ROOSHIA SEES ME 1 AINT GONNA SITON PLNS FOR VELL ME ~- -- How CAN @Y WIN ON HEADS OR ‘TAILS ? Powder and Paint as ‘‘Ad’’ tor a Husband _ Isa Kind of Advertising That Doesn’t Pay “THE ONLY VIE HE WAS FoR THE ARTIFICIAL GIRL Ih To COT A SPLASH WITH ris FRIENDS * "hm Bacnnoe* e, mod- panders to that side of a man's nature of which the really decent chap ts not proud. He may lose his head now and then, but under his skin he does not respect the type nor does he love nor does he such marry it. I often think when I | see the ridiculous painted girls on minus the street that no placard about their necks could proclaim more ~ loudly the sort of mind that goes with that sort of taste. One reads 80 plainly, "Behold me! I might look refined, but I choose to look fast and immodest.” And the sort of man who says, “That's the girl for me," 1 am afraid is 1a the majority, But don't ean mind and finer anc BEHOLD MEs “0 they “q@iRis Must ADVERTISE * whe “SPINSTER? good time.” Can't these poor, de- luded girls see that with the gold- en coin of thelr youth and inno- are buying a cheap imitation article and being envy the other girl her cheated? conquests. The trouble is she has to live to be thirty-five, as I am, to see how soon the gilt rubs off, or to realize the fearful price she | '* pays sometimes for what in her callow way she sums up as “a And who, what about the mother with her larger experience of life, knows the sort of fat preparing for when she allows her to adopt the arts and tricks of th cient of all her daughter je ‘most an- professions,” rather than remain single? You will smile when I sign myself, or have you guessed It? A SPINSTER, Dear Madam: I have been quite interested in your articles on che “artificial girl,” and note especial- ly_two letters published in your columns on Aug. One, signed “A Daughter of states that she stays at home and the other girls are taken out. I wonder if it ever occurred to her that por- haps she did not give the young men a chance to get acquainted with her. That accounts for the remark of “L. 8. B.": “You could put them all in a two hy three parlor.” I think the great trouble is that the young men have no chance to meet the “modest and homelike girl.” Another reason that the modest girl is unable to get a husband is the fact that when she do receive the atten- of a E larity and not a husband. re are just ing for the sport man, who works in a collar and tie, as there are men looking for the made-up girl. But neither one is real; they ure both a bluff. I am acquainted with a good many young men about my own age, that are single, and are wat to meet one of these modest But, also, where will they meet them? At the dance? No. The homelike girl doesn’t care for dances, If she should attend she is surrounded by forms and for- malities, so that the average man attempt to seek an in ductian, Perhaps he could meet her if he attended church, but he goes there in vain, Where are these girls? Being homelike, they keep themselves secluded, and in order to meet them @ man must first obtain an introduction to some friend or to numberless aunts, uncl The “artificial girl does not seek a man, but men, and she isn't happy unless surrounded by a host of them. ‘Taking young men of my acquaintance as fairly representative of their ae, I think it safe to say that the average nan has no her use for the ficial girl” than to cut a h with his friends, “modest and homelike girl" not the sport but the and homelike” man, and vice verse, and there will be no com- FerGciT IT ! YER GoNNA SEE THA Game, AINT CHa ? plaint. Let Miss “Brown Eyes,” who complains of the girl in the next apartment, permit the modest young man (whose object is mat- rimony and not merely # pleasant gs) to make her acquaint- and she will have all the gentiemen friends she wants. A BACHELOR. Dear Madam: Replying te Miss 5. J. K.'s letter, in my opin- fon the girl who uses makeup is not worth the stuff she uses. Any one who lowers herself by using these freakish things ought to be put in a class by herself, Miss 8, J. K. mentions several girls as being of the finest character ana indulging in makeup. These two things do fot go tometer, fun aan rl who indulges in suc! oe be called of the finest char- acter, From such girls as these we get some of our bert freaks, CASTORIA For infants and Children. COLLARS SHIRTS TROY'S BEST PRODUCT EARL