The evening world. Newspaper, September 3, 1914, Page 16

A Page of Comics. Sketches and Stories 4 we Ave You TEEN JHE MARRYING OF MARY-—Once in a While pISCERN MASTER Tommy TIBBETS IMMEDIATE FOREGROUND. NOT THE PROMPTS HAS BEEN REMIN Rik ON = . i = AND HELLO, 15 THis mR. AXEL? —“-WELL , VER LITTLE FRIEND FLOOEY wisHes Me To Tei NOU “HAT HE IS SORRY FOR. THE WAY HE'S BEEN ACTING AN’ HE WANTS "D BE YER PAL A@ain! wore «et Him? Ronped if NOW WHEN MARY AND MR, LOUDER, COME OME FROM THE CHURCH : “tu HIST NG CAREFULLY THE ABOVE PICTURE 1OU WiLL aie. SMILING IN THE "MOVIE " SCENE ALONE THAT OPEN-FACED GRIN, FOR BE IT I<NOWN, TOMMY "STUNT" TO = TELL Him AY BANE SORRY Too - AN’ AY APOLOGIZE ALSO ~-- TELL Him To MEET me AT DAS CHRIS KROOSS PLACE AN’ WE. BANE | SHAKE HANDS ! Did You ContrRipuTe ‘yo THE HEATHEN ?, : 1 THotD MY BLOOMAH-TH \ WONDER woT He'D SAY \e He-KNew (T WAS ME THaT CALLED NICE LITTLE FLocey! AY BANE GeaAD To Make OP AGAIN! AN’ AY Got VUN Thirst This, Mrs. Apartment House Dweller: Don’t Flirt With Your Neighbors in the Eievator. . . ByMarguerite Mooers Marshall. Me yield to an aesthetic, the elevator and don't dra. your de dto a tango party every Te “Ryor® , SCENE IN pay a visit to “Twin Beds" at the Fulton ‘Theatre and watch th mad- dening maze of things that may hap- pen to YOU, It's a flavorsome comedy of New York for 1).w Yorkers which Miss Margaret Mayo bas oxtracted trom Salisbury Field's aovel of the same nawe. Like others of his felfow-citi- that bis pretty Blanche prefers to make married life a chorus instead ‘long before the end of Act I. Every- body wants to move—including Mr. Hawkins, In a new environment he hopes to enjoy the “long quiet eve- nings before the fire,” a vision of which beckoned him on to matri- mony. LOVING CUP PARTY STARTS ALL THE DISCORD. Maniike, he no sooner has his wife all to himself than he is willing to leave her. A loving cup party calls and he must go the very first eve- ning in the new twin-bedded apart- ment. Thus Mre. Hawkins learns, and he doesn’t, that @ landlord's diplomacy bas surrounded her with the two sets of too neighborly neigh- bors whom she had moved to escape. As of yore, upstairs are Signor Monti, two-thousand-dollar tenor, and his indomitable Signora. Downstairs are Mr. and Mrs, Andrew Larkin, the newlyweds whose engagement “neighboriiness” so nearly disrupted, Locked in a bathroom early this same evening by hie suspicious wife, Signor Monti makes a fiying exit down the fire escape, at his heels the bold bridegroom Larkin, who suspects burglars, at the heels of Larkin a battery of tinware dis- charged by the irate Signora. Then Mra. Hawkins rather fear- fully settles herself in one of the twin beds, leaving the door unlocked for her absent spouse. You've guessed it—Signor Monti ts the first to make use of that unlocked door, after sev- eral hours and undoubtedly more than several drinks. In a deliciously funny pantomine he fumbles and stumbles out of his clothes and into his—as he supposes—pajamas and twin bed without awaking Mrs, Hawkins. of a duet. She has an incorrigible trick of smiling In the elevator of her apartment house, and of follow- ing the smile with an invitation to @ tango at-home. In her owa inno- cent girlish fashion she has stirred BEHOLD THE TENOR IN’ THE WRONG TWIN BED, ‘When sho does awake at dawn, it te still before the return of that lover of quiet home evenings, hér husband. Fun for the Home and the Ride Home Youu “PANTS GET wen Nou Ger \F MADE Ol oud Tomrny WHO FF WITH MY BEST WHITE TABLECLOTH, AN’ | DONT KNOW WHO ELSE IT COULD BE, Lt WARM HIS JACKET Good! Gee Fioory! AY AINT Gor On! se va FIGGERED on ME To BuY THe BEERS, EH ?- alarums and excursions! He must | go home at once—AT ONCE. He Is | most willing, but he has no clothes. Norah, an amusing new variant of | the comic Irish maid, has spirited away his costume of the evening be- fore under the impression that her master left the articles out to be Pressed. And with the same virtu- ous intentions she kidnaps several sets of garments which her desperate | mistress proffers to the equally des- Perate Signor. Either Norah or the returning Hawkins or the burglar-bemused Larkin or Signora Monti bobs up in time to throttle Monti's every dash for freedom. At a general mobiliza- tion he is finally discovered in the laundry basket, in which, like Fal- staff, he has taken refuge. Duels and divorces are averted by ante-; mortem statements all around, In the Monti household they make kindling wood he twin beds, but the Hawkinses arrange theirs a la Siamese twins. . The piece is evenly acted through- out, but Charles Judels as the twin- bedridden tenor is especially effec. tive, and Ray Cox, who played Big- nora Monti, represented funnily and accurately a well-known Broadway type. “Twin Beds" may not make you throw away yours, especially in this weather, but it's bound to make you laugh. — Just a Slip. WANT to know whether my wife and myself have been in- sulted or not?" writes a valued correspondent. “I will tell you the brief atory and you can judge for yourself, bag “Remember what a flerce night it was last Sunday? Well, some friends of ours came to call in the afternoon, When they got to thinking about leaving for home wife took @ slant at the weather and said: “‘It'p a terrible evening. You can't go home in this weather, Stay and have supper with us,’ “ ‘Oh,’ answered the jaty who wan ‘thank you."—Cleveland H 66 Hickvill e Doings From Our Hickville Correspondent *& PERSONALS AND LOCALS. ZRA HICKS, our local Creesus, has bought him a autymobeel, bein finally goaded into it by Esra jra who is goin to shuffer it for his pa. Ezra sr. bought it offen @ cattalog house for $397.50 cash. He says as how it don't look near as big as it did in the, cattalog, and how they kin git fifteen hosses biled down into the engine, which ain't much bigger’n four coffee cups set in a row, is more’n he can figger. We ex- pect there'll be some news when Ezra jr. gits the contraption runnin, Hazen Amos Crabp, ‘our local sneerer, sneered some more sneers for us and here they be: When you hear a man say as how he “ain't no fool” you kin make up your mind he’a usin an alibi, Stirrin your coffee with a fork and eatin peas with your knife don't keep you outa sassiety unless you ain't got a lot of money. The kind of exercise most folks Conklin necd is the exercise of common sensp. Interior decoratin is a good trade for young men to learn, but most of ‘em tackle the wrong kind. . ,Bud Halters of the Halters's Frutt Farm says as how he's glad them army worms don't have no aviatios corpses flyin around or they'd git his winter apples, Dud Cooke says as how he's fig- gered out a scheme to put a war ta: on the folks of the » All he lacks in his figgers is to decide what to, put it on, It's got to be sunthia he hasn't got any of. Hank Diggs, our local well digger, is borin a hole in Ezra Hicks's north pasture. Ezra says as how his pew automobile is goin to use so much gasoline he's goin to see if he can’t strike oll somewheres about the farm: Ezra dug for gold in the some place six year ago, but didn’t find none: He says you can't never tell what you've got till you look and see. Out of Sorts THAT IS, something is wrong with baby, but we ea. . tell just what it is. All mothers recognize jassitude, weakness, loss of appetite, heavy breathing, and lack of interest shown by baby. are the symptoms of sickness. the term by the inclination to sleep, It may be fever, con; worms, croup, diphtheria, or scarlatina. Do not lose a m Give the child Castoria. It will start the operation, open the pores of the skin, matter, and drive away the threatened sj aes es sickness, Geguine Casteria always bears the siguatare of QAlltia