The evening world. Newspaper, September 2, 1914, Page 14

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AND | COULD YELL BY HIS LOOKS 3IR, War HE was in Earnest! HEY You! How mucu FOR A WHEELBARROW FULL OF THOSE ?? BUILDING MATERIA\ ND Al COneH S004: of gray matter, but it really seems And remember there will be more lke an unknown quantity, [ old maids than ever after this know of a young man about thirty man-killing war is over. years of age, a hustling, » {- ONE WHO KNOWS. made bachelor of good characte: — worth about $30,000, who has ma up his mind to furnish up a fe’ Talk That Counts. . eal Men Don’t Like ‘‘Painted Doll Babies’’ SEOs ORG BiG ® alco abes PHUM JOHNSON was up befor mother!; to keep house D be for Blu, ‘and all because be wants Judge Shimmerpate on a cruelty @ home and can't find sen- to animals charge. j ble girl “e . By Marguerite Mooers Marshall. f 7 ke i to be his wants Deed Ab wasn't sbusin’ dat mule, > *MOMELY VIRTUE WAL GAIN THES r and who could spend bis money Judge,’ old man demurred. © “if the girls of the present day want masculine attention they must NEITHER ATTENTION og FIDELITY” (Ws . ia cansibia war, tie Wan aves “Did you not strike it repeatedly ‘to some form of sex appeal.” fe Seggonesr asked married men friends of bis | witb s club?” ‘ ” who have happened to get capable “Yassah.” Nhat, to “An Onlooker’s” mind, {s the nub of the whole paint and wives “where they found them.” ERA de you net keaw (uss SAN GR powder problem. This writer asserts plumply that “Boe THE Love OF Some: . an, Be, Seaes 8 heed atate of accomplish more Wits animals by ave those who GIRLS, WASH YouR FACE!” ‘And take the young girt of six- |*"Yassen; but die critter am difrat. by their startling appearance and actions c! ° "Ome teen of thereabouts. What of her ef he caint heah me when and what is the outlook for the | Ah speaks to him in de usual way, so young boys who will soon be ata | Ah has to communjcate wid him in marrying age? Rather dubious, | do sign language."—Youngstown Tele- ‘pears to me. I saw a young girl apparently about sixteen get on the trolley the other day. She was dressed as near like sweet six- teen as possible, with a baby blue dress, low as to neck and short as to sleeves, a babyish blue net hat in poke Bonnet shape, her hair flowing over her shoulders in long brown curls and her face rouged and powdered to the limit. As the oung woman sitting opposite me Fomatked audibly, she had her lipa “made up the worst shade of carmine I've ever seen.” Bo what ou aourse tha: Tne, but as every one knows there All doctors favor whole- ( indifference, and that the feminine cont awakened to the fact that “homely virtues” will gain them neither the attention they seek as girls nor the fidelity they desire as wives. As a result of this state of affairs we have the dress, the dance and the Intellect of the girl of the hour, And “An Onlooker” is frankly impatient with the ut plea that though men pay attention to artificial charm- “marry the natural variety. According to this programme, tha ‘atura) girl waits at home, Itke another Penelope—only the modern one "t even unwelcome suitors—while her Ulysses of the future cruises Ustening to siren songs and enjoying himself generally before domestic. Here 1s essential injustice, from the viewpoint of “An f ” ‘ situation le unfair, although | Dear Madam: The naturally 4 are lots more nowadays. For the love of somebody de- |wheat. ‘‘Force’”’ is whole- cent, girls, wash your faces and a \ keep them as nearly like God |wheat in its tastiest form, H it's by no means a now one. But pretty, sweet girl is at home, there’s this much about It: The spending her time, as we have ) (wamarricd girl of to-day may but when they get ready to settle woman. They certainly go a pe- read before, in company with down they choose the natural, | cullar way to get her. If they ering up and ‘own board walks, made them ‘as possible, A mod- ee "have lees freedom than the wun- other girls. Or she may be busy modest girl. This has served the were sincere they would want her erate application of powder Married man, but she is freer than) making fudge or sofa cushions for | sons of Adam well as an excuse. | gst, last and always and not take doesn't burt any one and tmproves | jhe ever was before. The modern | some man who when be bas any | I want to ask what kind of prep: | er to tinish thelr education with, many, boy this wrciaeale tae oe maiden may leave her homo for money to spend layishes it on aration for matrimony it ts for There are many who question troipe. of unescorted girls meand- | the types of men who are attract- | out in the slightest for their at home while the husbands-to-4@@ | ed to the girls who live for Van- | These objects are good to have | from one sees at any public ‘the world of work and there form | girls who never pot themselves | the candidates for wives to wait i mia coe geen eae &c., to be amiled upon cynically cort, and who are dressed like a | are disporting themselves with | ity Fair, saying thoy aro bardiy®j...0fuad Put mon do not wantthem | Wire sad etter, Or re OM iaitme the “ela My Wy Wagga Folly or a Pierrot at the bal | the girls whose appeals to sex are | the men our brothers would ap- | set in WRAY fiat every little “eopy MAN mee an new masque. The day of the modest winning for them good times and prove of. The better type of men 5 ne herself up Uke @ caricature | = semething about male human violet is done, Jntellect, moral attentions? What particular bene- | may not fancy the most tawdry INRIGATION CP LACK OF Sie nena anion Pater SAFETY FIRST co LLA RS wre—and finds, | am certain, | grandeur and refinement do not | fit accrues to th of the girls in question, But even BRAING. and when many of them, owing ; f Beiiae sessthsoteie: men | Seeer ay Ot TCRRRHNDS 90 Aah. | GS ASHI te WAT WBIER Alle | Oia will ee cantivaea te Dear Madam: Yeu, the young | to the rouge and painfully thin SONGUB Anileeoite Kees SHIRTS met even temporarily attracted attractions for a man. In nearly tion for matrimony do the men women who use their arts of pean rhe Har ie modees Sauron, look Uke Lae by 4 ete “bs ange pointed doll babios. all the letters from the men, we | derive from chasing butterflies? | %¢% clther in dress or deportment, i? wm. teee. Diente | tvem tb strikes me thas the Syer paper is about right. There are age decent chap should worry. lots of good sensible chaps who Perhaps underneath those cool are marking time patiently while looking (7) plush hate '.:; have Reiter for» git works, walle te been in favor this summer, there appear, But what a to plek = burke © greater or lesser beak i + “An Onlooker” ts tess| road for our consolation that they | ‘The men are most eager to assure | 4nd will Here is the letter, and| may like to amuse themselves | the doubting ones that what they ey tPs ous from several otbers. satire rf ard the common sense the plain, wholesome girl, mush as With these “‘mind-the-patnt” girls | want le ® senalble, homekesping | they regard tables ané chairs. TROY'S BEST PRODUCT