The evening world. Newspaper, August 17, 1914, Page 12

A Page of Comics, Gs) New York. Monday. Sketches and Stories — ee WiItLia He BET ! Me A THENT IT IT WOULDN'T MAME DINNER Time Come ANY THOONER (eX TURND FHE DInne® on He TABLE ANA ey wear DID I Teva? Conrright, 1914 Frese Publishing Co (NY Rrening Wort) Hurry Now! Thornton Fisher - LOONT KNOW WHICH WEN HE WENT OR HOW PAST HE WAS GOIN’, BuT (VE SIMPLY GoTTA Carct Him! we LEMUEL- THAT ACCOUNT ABOUT HIS PAS BANK BUSTIN! AN’ HIM LOSIN’ LEMUEL, Nou DONE IT SONS MR-COVNES JEST RIGHT! BANK DIDNT FAIL =e! Ay WIT Count WAIT TILL MONDAY M& ae “We HOW YOU FELT— PADAAAABAIAABABAPAAAAAAAAAAAARAA BRS Frogs’ Legs Help Mrs. Smith Dance; They Only Make Her Husband Kick FASAAAADAAABPBAIASABABSABAAASAABAR attention to Mr, Jarr’s boss and his high cost of havi party as could not fail to impress all roadhouses, was deftly vpen Present that “live ones" had arrived. under the boss's nose at the list of rend To @ waiter who presented the or- champagnes—all already ad ed in ‘bow! waiter, w! dinary menu with the list of beers price in ink—owing, as the captain ing] beht and mixed oie attae ped, the CA sreelned, fo the war. “Not that it and, oc! ing it into tain gave a ove and a scow! el any ice with our best ‘ak Hepler fA brought it back.| look. "The wine card, dumbkopf!* | he added obsequiou: passons In the same way the squad of wait-| snorted the sanseia, “Don't “The frog legs ers removed @ perfectly clean table-| this ain't no cheap bunch?" |legs a la Ro cloth and replaced it with another} The wine card, a leather bound ted. clean one, and otherwise paid such! booklet that was Exhibit A of the LOOK BEFORE YOU LEAP! Coprright, 1016, Pree Penang Co. (i. ¥. Bresing World) TAKE THAT, vou MASHER! Ar Is. waiter took bey of a trechoess t extimable & o' ‘or 80 handed ittoan “omnibus” awi the bouquet of ae though it was rushed off ecreen, ornate you know | fine—frogs’ 2” he sug- @ only want a little mineral and maybe a sandwich” Mr. Jabez Smith, for although on pleasure bent in a six-cylinder wizty horse-power automobile, he had @ frugal mind, Besides, he was with his own wife, ! w lady gave him SUCH a il have the frogs’ legs, iT “They make one Mat Vath arening Wat sie — HEN Mr. and Mre. Jarr and bis boss, Mr. Jabex Smith, Merchant prince, and the latter’n fair young bride, Clara Mudridge-Smitn, up to the portals of Cheese Hill that suburban joy station for au. was blazing with light and to rag time. . uniformed auto caller, the first the tip extorters of the establish- gmt, received the party with all the due a bunch arriving in he terined “a swell six-sixty.” pn the lighted and screened the second line of tip brig- msie and female, fell upon ambeau over a fire of hickory embers, and serve them with a sauce that is secret with our special frog chef. It makes them expe: our patrons demand it that Pink Seal Sec ts vintage wine and Coprright, 1914, Prose Publishing Co. iN. 7. The we have. It's a Here is some more aneers ancered 8 a bottle—on by Amos Crabb, our loca! rnerrer: A good many men who walk in-the straight and narrer path walt with a Pronounced mp. {but the thing wouldn't shoot. the fust time he'd eel tuk the oath of of ago, and it was tur by Sam Slink, his It was| He paid Aunt Jane a graceful co: e | ment by sayin’ as how after with her two ‘weeks he feels ft! tackle anythin’ the city may on him, bein’ as how havin’ a Hickville om, and, deftly avoiding checking BY @wo bats of the men or more wrap of the ladies on any check, passed them on to “the in,” or assistant head waiter. marshaled them to} ‘cleared space for dancing large table witb tilted chairs u a ‘and placarded “KE- ED been holding it for you,” whis- mead waner wi greasy to old man Smith, for at one) could tell that only use) o nese wae to the party was he 8 er voice, “you might as well | have’ several quarts being frapped! Have you any imported cantaloupe, a la the Empress of Russ! Mra. Jarr nudged hi Afterwards she info Mr, Jarr Clara Mudridge-Smith had caught sight of Mr, Ferdinand Fluff at another table, and Mr, Fluff had bee uitor for her hand in the days when he was floor walker the Big Bargain Bazaar and the bos: to have a je are going, } ‘ ire. Jarr, a 'l know grand time!" whispered for cu; you mus! nee wit! her, Don't. forget those steps we ‘Tarr gave a bitter He sai. ite to be @ pleasant af . meoiten!, pt ty Doings Vrom Our Hickville Correspondent Hazen Conklin ome Ma Ra i PERSONALS AND LOCALS. heard Hank Diggs, ndustrious well-digger, y as how he could look up and see stars in the day- time from the bottom of a well, Bid Forsythe, who allus in inves- tigatin’ into thi Ene botton, of hi There's three things the average wo- | man can’t seem to keep—shape, still and secret, The wust place to lose your balance is at the bank, A man don't lose his best friend so long aa he kin keep on livin’, Brad Tewksbury found a four-leaf clover yestidday, and while he was stoopin’ over to pick it his bull, which had got loose, histed him over the fence. Brad says as how if the four leat clover bi ny good luck it was to the bull, Dud Cooke had a wasp to sting him ly it wasn't a hadn't never shot it off. Be! never iled it because Sam hadn't never, and it was 1 up somethin’ turrible. setn says he shudders to think what would of ened if he hadn't of found tt out, the tide of furrin war had swep! res of Hickville, t off $1 cattalog house to get him an- Aunt Jane Taggart's star summer boarder has went back to the city. —_—_—_—_—_—_—_—_—_— SAFETY FIRST Dangere oes ereney. her table the wust the cit; him won't even make him Eilne arene Jane felt real pleased at his Tony. COLLARS Rforkhcta, }