The evening world. Newspaper, August 12, 1914, Page 16

A Page of Comics, Sketches and Stories ‘ SHE MARRYING OF MARY-—You See Old Col. Foozle Didn’t Know Mary W. - — ~ NOw, MISS MART; AS LONG AS YOURE — GOING TO LE@RI Me OF GOLF HERE'S @ CHANCE FoR NOU TO Lear ", WM, x 4) HILQOEY AND AXEL—Another oe r i ———— a AL. SHE CALIDUCT INSTRUMENT USED 72 CONVEY OT JAIQ (OR STEAM)» —Vabate- * >, Stzangely Peevish. UGENE WALTER, the play- ‘wright, told at a dinner, a story about a New York critic. very brilliant.” Mr. Walter be and | were taking sup- the Cafe Martin one night, wright glared terribly at le. MISSOURI darky was endeav- oring to sell a mule a Jet- ferson City man, w! owe is ever, was in doubt as to the animal's "as mule is as y ie it that a ‘GAbiMitle fact worry al young a# you cl he bends so at say. “ m but it ain't di does. De hones’ had ° Mi, Noah Ke iia —-- Bate CHasine me! ~-- Stop - Him! wih “ily, gna Z1TS NO USE, Mr. CONNE- | NEVER cou, ay Pte Nh, sO gs pln 3) * MN i SONY ar | val Isa “What do you want war news for? asked Mre. Jarr calmly, as she hel Up one of Master Willie Jarr’s stock ings to see if there was enough lef of it to repair. “Why, T thought you might be In- terested,” replied Mr. Jarr. SAMMY’S SLA HOARSES Jerr. “Can I take off my coat?” If he expected Mra. Jarrto say that he couldn't ‘and thereby precipitate a state of war and upset the entente cordiale he was disappointed. Mre. Jarr looked up from her mending basket and said, “Why, certainly, my dear, if you think you'll be more comfortable.” | Mr. Jerr regarded his good lady with ome surprise as she eat.at her stocking repair work, ooo! and serene by one front window, while he fussed in @ rocking ebair at the other. Generally Mrs. Jarr strenuously ob- G EX, it's warm!” sald Mr. She told him it reminded b Uncle Henry down on the farm. ‘was ber Uncle Henry, by the way, but ‘when she ‘spoke of this rural relative in any of bis wnpopular aspects, and most all of them were unpopular, she always alluded to bim as Mr. Jarr's uncle. But in the matter of uncon- ventional undress Mrs. Jarr had al- feted any front . @ appearances on} hr part of Mr. Jarr. Suppose,” Mrs. Jarr' had always eaid, “auppose Mrs. Stryver or Clara HOARSE WHEN FHEY ARE FISHS UN THE Sate ed tn ) SEE So he r Be VERY Or ws Mudridge-Bmith were to pass in their WWwobsS Co Sane eee an yee ‘at the window ted TU ete out» suidiute and itt seis) IS ANMIMULG FISHS HYCQUARIUM AND ARE HOARSES* THOUGN, WHICH ARE BoARRDING AABAAABBSASAAAAAAABAAAABIAAASAAAAS The War News on Tap at Gus’s Records The Movements of Armed Schooners KCK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KK KEK eee “Well, I am not" retorted Mrs.) “Oh, I'll keep out of It all right, but arr decisively. “I think it is a ter-|I want to know going o1 ble war and we, had better keep out f it. And that's what Clara Mud- ldge-Smith thinks, too. We had better keep out of it. Especially YOU had better keep out of it.” ng papers,” re. “You've alw: some excuse. It to be ‘a war news. don't see what harm there is in wanting the war néws," mumbled Mr. Jarr. e'@ a great deal of harm in it,” sald Mre. Jarr, ‘If you had seen Mr. Rangle coming in full of war news the other evening, just as Clara Mudridge-Smith brought me back from downtown, you would not wonder that I am prejudiced pgainat war news.” “What are you acting as censor for?" asked Mr. Jarr. “Do you mean censor of war news or of Mr. Rangle, your dear friend?” replied Mrs. “Both,” said Mr. ig full of enthual “I'm glad you call it enthusiasm,” interrupted Mrs. Jarr, “so you keep away from the foreign war office!” ‘ rel arr sharply. liberty was fance and an baseball, Fhe S ME }Gor my HEAD CLIPPED FOR SUMMER. ts worth the price of ultimatum. “You know what I mean,” sald Mrs. Jarr. “Our janitor has been bringing war news home to the basement a tin pall all di Your friend Slav- Inaky, th r, and Rafferty, the builder, do not make as many trips as the janitor does, they went into the foreign war office haven't come out “IT don’t under Jarr loftily. have relati Except THEY ARE bour ago and BuT You HOARSES THAT ARE MBTIMGS YoU LEE ind you,” said Mr. because people the war and want to: look at the ticker tape its no reason they should have their eager- nese to know tho latest from the scenes of conflict and carnage mis- construed.” “There's war news in the tce box; I put some on ice for you this after- noon.” replied Mrs. Jarr. “Why didn’t you say #0 Jarr, and he went to get it. "Gee! It’ i} T THEY DONT KEEP STABLES WHICH SOMBYTIM@S You TH HOARSE VOICES MIKiG SCARCER OWE bD ro rn . ays By Thornton Fisher cm a Let ly vac: Wav y Wertdj~ On (N.Y. Bremes’ sine! YER GAINING ‘Tourist—Well, Pat, I suppose that if’ you get home rule it will be a bless- ing to you, won't it? \ Pat—Sure an Oi don't know, sorr. May be to the bhoys, but Oi'm gettin’ too old to folght now.— London maké others, phia Evening An Able Resolver. many men seem to make reso- lutions only to break them, afterward. They are like | 2, a clgar in bis mouth of aloohol about him, his