The evening world. Newspaper, August 6, 1914, Page 14

= PoP Baer NGS UP! WHEN 1014, by the Prem Publishing Os, Hew York Evening World.) SEE by my German after- {fay n0on paper, which I get in the morning, because I trade my morning paper for it with Scbmitt fe delicatessen store in the after- that credit ain't no good In the ‘eountry on account of the war,” Gus. Fr. Jerr regarded the proprie*or of 2 (to some people) cafe on eorner with some surprise. is » Gus,” be sald, “that only certain kinds of credits, and money of other countries and 9 checks"’— Z don't like no war,” said Gus, mt anything our Kaiser does is all fet, and if he stops everybody's ait I am going to do It, too. Firs: that feller Dinkston, what ‘s a ier with a lot of big talk, he don't bamy credit trom me!" mever had any credit from remarked Mr. Jarr. eaid Gus, “That's whore q@mart. Then I don't make « iM customer. mad. When Dinkston gs in my place I just tell him bs have credit em account of the then fellers what was goings to f credit on account of the war, it and don’t ask it. te the, war news? Is will o the cables a0 of the battles re I UNDERSTAND 1% GONNA WORK WITH SID BRACEY “HIS SCSNG Axet ,S0 DON'T Go } oF at Ip SPEAKS DELIGHT! OVR MEETING THUS, IT Camera! ALL READY AxeL! COME ON SIDNEY — JUMP ABOARD tt ACTION NOW -- J Don't SEEM To GIT You Rhyme, but Mary Found It Just in Time! "hora 8. JF YA CANT) UNDER THTAN wey come A Loon we AND THIS BE STILL MY PALPITATING (S Mopeyt HEART! NOW MEETING THEE MY GLOOMS PEPART) oe 4 \ “Ita possible but hardly probable,’ replied Mr. Jarr. “But I did see such @ rumor printed in the newspapers, also that efforts would be made to confuse wireless messages, and even destroy wireless stations.” “What will we do then if we don't know what's going on? asked Gus. “I got bold of a paper and was read- ing the war news just to-dey, and when I look at it at the top { see it is a paper from three days ago.” “What do you care?" Mr, Jarr re- torted. “News is news until you hear it. Tho news that it is the end of the world will be just as fresh to the peo- ple who bave been dust a million HOW YOU FELT— (Copyright, 1914. Prose Publishing Co. iN ¥ Breaing World) e day before.” ‘I know that, but wi it be to me to be pleasure want to he: plied Gus, country what might get shot and leave me money, only there won't be nobody having much money if tho war keeps up.” “Well, if the cables are cut and the wireless stations are demolished we will have to depend on war news from passing ships of neutral nations, as we did in the war of 1812," Mr, Jarr explained. “We may expect to read AISIAASAABAAASLASASIIBSAAASABABIIBAS Mr. Jarr Delivers a Great Truth: “News Is News Until You Hear It.’’ KKK KK CE KECK KECK CK CCK CCC KLE KS Ke years as it will be for those who died) again in the newspapers the follow- ing: “*Nantucket Light House, Wed- nesday, Late (Delayed in Trane- mission).—Capt. Noah Skidmore, master of the fishing smack Saucy Sally, put in here for garden sass and fresh water. Capt, Skidmore reports that he spoke a French man-'o-war off the Banks, and the cruising scdut Sacre Bleu, running alongside, was told that an.engagement between the Paca- gontan fleet and a Madagascar squadron was imminent, as soon as all the details looking to a substantial cash payment for the moving picture privilege had been arranged for, under a flag of tru apt. Skidmore says the water tender's mate of the Sacre Bleu got on very familiar teri with the crew of the Saucy Sally, and, after borrowing a cigaretis from him, told him that if ine money offered for the fight films was not satisfactory the belliger- ents would ask for Lids from otber film companies,’ " “Maybe you are right,” sald Gus solemnly, fighting in the movies, But can’t we wet news from England?" “How can En; news than anybi asked Mr, Jarr, “I shall expect English war news will read this way; “When questioned in the House of Commons yesterday, Sir Ed- ward Grey, Minister of War and Foreign Affairs, stated amiil groans and cries of “Heah! Heah!" that he had been informed by the blind apple woman, so long & familiar figure at the top of Wigmore street, East Battersva, L. C., that she had seen a Germe3 fleet in a dream, three nights run- ning. A vote of confidence in the Government was then taken, and “I think I'd rather see the! John Burns resigned," “Say, that feller Burns sticks into everything,” sald Gus, "Me, I'm tired seoing bim as a detective in the movies, od keep out of our SAMMY’S SLATE WURKM | A HALL NOW Wt XM A INCH ‘ JHAT SOME PELOPr MEASURING- WORMS | WHICH BY HUMPING (HEMSELVES it MIDDLE CIKE 1100K-AND FY mw) THWEBY STEP THEY MEAS- A INCH, | BROUGHT ONEIN TO TO MEASURE HER SEWING Ry SHE DIDN'T EVEN THANK M& THERE (S TWELVE oncH WURMS To A Foo But How MANY THERE IS IN A YARD DEPEVDS OW How MANY TREES AND BoGHES THERE THER © INCH-WURMS AINT GooD EAT EXCEPT WHEN NOLOADY LOVES Lt WALIC IN THE viRy URE NA BuT CALL 1S Needed Support. HEN a certain darky of Mobile, W Ala,, announced hi. engage- ment to the dusky ohe of his a chew of tobacco. choice the congratulations that were| pulled out a plug and said: showered upon him included 4 note) “Have you got a knife?" of wonder, “No," replied the man, “Joe,” sald one of these friends, shore is surprised! We-all ne thought you'd speak up. It's going on two years ied 78 degun to fool} bats tre aid Joo, “but de fact | ing train and yelled back: i, old man, n't lose my Job un last night”—Ji ee meat town," me to bite it?” “Nope,” said the farmer, ational Mon’ Good Time to Bite. FARMER met a man at a rall- road depot who asked him for The farmer “Have y any particular place where you want The man jumped aboard the mov- and the Ride Home ‘4 o By C. M. Payne NoT SICKABED, But SICKH-A-SOFA of Cops right 1914, Press Pubiishing Ca, (X.Y, Bvenfag World) By Thornton Fisher vd we we Pad HANG ON TIGHT SIDNEY — SHE BANE FAST Boar MH The Day’s Good Stories Tried it on Jones. { ‘Loo 'Yhin. URING the civil war Gen. Sedg-| ¢¢[-ATHER,” said the student, ‘T wick had on his staff . very want to talk to you about dull ieutenant, who seemed} | changing my course of study.” never to be able to do anyth g with-| “Talk to your mother, son,” direct- out making mistakes. One day a/ 04 the father, who was reading the !¢riend asked the general: “Mother,” said the son, “I made @ “Why do you keep Jones on your mistake when I elected chemistry. acai? He veems to be a perfect] But it is not too late to change even lunce.”” yet. I want to take astronomy in- “Do you know,” replied Gen. Sedg-| stead.” wick, ‘Jones is one of the most useful} The mother searched the er ot members of my staff? Before I iasue| her son sharply. Then she said: an order I always have Jones read it. “Nope. You'll have to think ep If he can tell what it means I am| some Beiter excuse for staying out at sure th an be no chance that any| night!"—Pittsburgh Chronicle Tele- \one will misundcrstand it.” graph. Avoid Impure Milk ** tor Infants end Invalids — Ask For HORLICK’ It means the Original and Genuine MALTED MILK "hed are ® ° " The Food-Drink for all Ages. | Rich milk, malted grain, in powder form. More healthful than tea or coffees For infants, invalids and growing children. 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