The evening world. Newspaper, August 4, 1914, Page 14

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(peau VE Ave Pisparing Soe: Penny rereterrrrerecrrrrrrrrrerrrrccrrrrrrer cut but doesn't get any worse be as Lem hee never in the be- | something” doesn't think it would be a good in-|fore he'd be much '4| “Now, please don't buffy,” ad- doesn't think it would be » good ly |{2ke him all around the tows. ‘erm, | viecd Mra Jarr, as abe folded fp tne Interment Outfit and pay freight, but| he gays i on his notes, and he has/letter. ‘We can’t go to Europe on Gt the same time, Uncle Henry seve, made mm eon that Sayening yeu account of the war’— © Cool Place on a Hot Night to Forget Your Worries life is a vale oft ‘a. the local | spend ent tim will be taken| “We couldn't ' 8 * undertakers’ eaaraan 944 terribly tojout of the int ané if you spend | the Toner” intirocien wr pean \ While Enjoying a Bill the cost of living when there's a death |a lot, for you are very foolish and like| ‘We can say it was the .” Mra, in the family. Oh, yes, Hsten, he|to show off, Unole Henry writes, Lem |Jarr went on calmly, we may That Is Replete with Faery Gas ced bo lana lillaallad Pepe ee A eee abou ing uniforms ren and visit Uncl Ge of Fun. for Huckabuck Tose No. ‘4, as Hays !* cried Mr, Jars. “Just the) Aunt Hetty this mca We Mk Corners {s now under a commission | little social chores I love to do} Say,| to go somewhere, you know, form of government and Lem was|do you think there ts ly“in the oust is that thie rien bp) elected Fire Commissioner and Jani- | world, relatives especially, who would| Uncle Henry's be treated nicely. If ERE'S a letter from Uncle} tor of Town Hall.’ He also writes that! write @ letter unless it were to ask| Uncle Henry is under obligations to Be 8. 88) EEE him and we treat his friend hos- Mr. Jarr did not ask to HOW You. FELT— k aly why all the more reason Somme whom ft was addressed, lenry should not charge for " put only inquired what the children if we board with him for ly a Seaee of weeks.’ Unole Henry wanted. a very well,” said Mr, Jarr, “Tf {t's money,” sald Mr. Jarr, “tell ‘Lem Beasley will probably show up btm I can’t let him have any on &0- at the office with a dirty collar and a count of the war, and if he has re- blue telescope valise of pure food, eating tobaces in We of ceived any green goods circulars aad maw. I'll bring him home to supper, wishes me to look up the financtul standing of the parties offering it, tell Wonder if he will stay ove: Well, fix a bed ‘on the nofa. A ianky him I'm too busy on account of the wer. visitor would not deem he was in the “Why is It I always have to escort city If he did not sleep on a soft pober, and in the lock-up if intealt cated.” the old maids, dance with the fat ladies and write to your unpleasant relatives?” asked Mr. Jurr, “since you married me he's just as much your uncle as mine!" replied Mrs, Jarr, “Oh, yes, here he says: ‘the hogs are all doing fine except, the big Berkshire and me'—no that isn’ ie roan! Mawver datoes ¢ 7 It” Yes, here it is; ‘I suppose you and Mponitions. » ‘canst Ea and the young ones ain't going *, weird sompos one @ dance Randall and Zell, scored such @ hit/ table called out in @ loud voice: of excitement. Once, when he was|to visit us at the farm this summer f from anything else and intl-| visit here for tee sort of the summer,| Mother!” really depressed with monotony of OB account, uonoy you Would bare Bitely more tense, it in very startling, | And I'd suggest that you visit here| “What 1s it, Albert?” she replied. |his life, he saw a wildly excited |Send me ime mo) wouldn't be a certain ‘uneanny, gruevoms | too, iq'Do you think,” went on the child,|crowd gathered on a vacant lot.|hny profit in boarding the passel of pation that holds one charmed. ————— "I should have liked the croquettes| Prominent citizens wore there hop.|you and, after all, blood is thicker dance has never been done in if 1 bad bad one?’—Lippincott's. op | ‘, » By Eleanor Schorer. ‘The bill at tho Palace whirls as Quickly and effectively as do the elec- fans. Everybody dances, sings, and laughs, Each and every act 4s up to the moment. Real live war news is given from the wage. Every new development in the is announced to the audience be- the “newsles” cry it on the street corners. Adelaide and Hughes, in Japanese ee do the much talked of Ja-Jao, dance which made its American de- “Never mind bringing him home; Uncle Henry only asked that you show his friend around the town!” replied Mrs. Jarr. “To make sure you won't bring him here, I'm going over to Brooklyn to mother's for the night and w the children!" in he makes jokes of all the current news before. Perhaps. patie ht ping up and down, gesticulating and | than water’ "——~ Murphy and Joe Rattitt do Val Saunt Ge tha: Adaiwa shouting; and Dunn felt that the! any na nes thick: enon te cane lon ut which yea up to itp name, A Nt nist tart ecates A Thrilling Event. unexpected had happened and somo-| he his a nerve! Ia that all he w L/Reo yt se was ng. e }: “y « ‘t as | 4 Slayeiaa's All Moors, eight in gave out, so the maids care- H, DUNN used to be travel: |lot und gasped cut: "Whate toe men lao. eet tein kites gare pusalinns awl a. fj MAN + eee) the Mad ert! fully neglected the »ounger children, , ins passenger agent for gt aps ® over Uncle flenry's erabbed scrawl, = co " “Matter!” shouted a rampant citl-|"He says he got a mail order cata- LLARS ute is a blue streak| After yainly trying to attract the Western railroad, but gave ih x Di le Bay got 4 sitentign of bis mother, one of the| that up and went to a emall town to/Z%,,“Mattor? Why, we are going! logue with price list for the Mitings L/ ny, We, are going " yo at the lower end ot the Live, Rinam fequentiz, fali tke need, hia fasusiny divening Peak ney oe i wane gamplalgei gies — ‘dectotes vy Misnse iste us