The evening world. Newspaper, July 31, 1914, Page 12

Ps a eRe By ae ne ci ‘un for the Home and the Ride Home 4 4 A Page of Comics. © ) Ct RS Sketches and Stories TTER POP?” ue w we we we we we we ue we tere TowrHer, You CAN flava, IT | THE MARRYING OF MARY—We Hope None of the Others Try Sitting in Pa’s Place! = 2 s GIVE ME YOUR zs GLASS.M COVNE, THIS EATIN’ DANG IT} WITH WHaT AILS our in TH 4 | Nou, LEMuEL? Sano y Stt‘ooun SuTtin'iN— J : : iw t HAO TA PICK Ss dhe on, y Pilaf | \ ry Ai 1 vi Ny [b o " Ke y yy rant ora ae ay ind gh, a &.” 1 Hickville Doings Prom Our Mickville Corveopondent Hazen ConkJin And Is Highly Recommended As a Good Way to Preserve Love er’s Nerves—Couples Who Wish to Be Perma- nent Sweethearts Should Take a Vaca- tion, Apart, One Month Every Year. too buey tellin’ each other how it orter ; jacatis ore fou Gin't slow. Te ain't Degun PERSONALS AND LOCALS.|"movevt put me in mind of bread—all loaf and HEM city folke, name of| Slesty of crust. j T Hall, who bought the old pes t air don’t allws rise. Bome of it Spooner farm to MaKe A | que ES summer place out of, tried to adopt a stray cat yes- tidday. One of the darters what ain't | married eee one trottin’ up the lane | back of the hoyse and says to ma: “Oh, eee the pritty black-and. white striped kitty!” And her ma says: “Bring it into the house and TH give tt a eneser of milk. Maybe te will stay wtb us.” If it hadn't By Marguerite Mooers Marshall. we're planning vacation schedules, what about a vacation fr Don't de afraid; there's nothing improper about it. Taking vecettt from one's work doosn’t mean that one's name dropped from the firm. ‘Simply, other interests occupy a eee Mis EReeoon Ftesmaes? instinct wus. the mind, to the temporary exclusion of business. Like-| | ei» you be AS Usuae : of bin for M4 Fereythe, who-is| A‘‘talk’’ on Harris Glasses } Om, SAME wise, a matrimonial vacation merely implies that hue- band and wife, through a friendly separation, shelve “for short time their job of getting along with each other. Those who advocate this sort of boliday assert that “vacating” mates return with renewed seat and energy to their matrimonial life work. For there are persons who come frankly out in the open and say that every husband and wife should now “and then take @ vacation from each other, We may that many others cherish the theory without daring to assert it blicly, when we recall the men who “slave !n the hot city” while their go away. No real man ever mages a real sacrifice with such graceful THIS BECOMES INTOLERABLE itanelty! Se WHO LIVED HAPPILY bag neves been aba helptn’ ‘am git put to rights, they'd ay i of made a awful mistake. It was a Pe\idh ssipertled alias. a cat, all right, but it was a POLEoat. used in the Harris avait of ‘ Mr. and Missus Dud Cooke and in- o eth Yanan ie ‘ protect both fant darter Netalie Josephine, of # Gunny Ridge, which would be in the Ore Aine enice pelween o1me subbubs of Hickville only Hickvitle| 4N¢ the ” oculis -in-privates ain't got no aubbubs and besides! Practice” is that we handle Sunny Ridge is cut offen us by the| stly more cases, which county line, spent the day in our| means increased knowledge midst yesterday visitin’ Aunt Jane| and ‘dependable results Taggart. Aside from Natalie Jo- Another difference is that — |sephine pullin’ all the sea shells outen| we make no charge for the NO SURPRISES — SAME OLD ConveRDiriens nt, oe 8 the whatnot in the settin room, and| examination. a. PARATE Hi : ‘Now, since there are no prehistoric rn / ‘ations betw - | ullin’ on it, va s ) pd the famous author-physician she| lund and wives, we ought to havea | {ochee Longer Un Om te, toe rin | glasses—IF = NEEDED—in led have remained swcethearts| substitute custom, And therefore why tee crave bot seechin'’ ter it on tha| | Cur own factories—thus you f lover twenty years, because they | MhOMant, the annual holiday mean aie: (able. and spstlla ik be a board; have in Us a SINGLE instead Vi never lived together until they| Pot Merely @ woing away from home, On the Road “The money for that molasses,” 4 % " of a DIVIDED responsibility ms, jer [but & going away from one's home i" answored the grocer, “Don't give it/er’s lap, and fallin’ into the cistern, 0 a" a ery, huhelantigl d each ofher, Each bad an Indi- ‘The return to both will be COMMERCIAL traveller hadbeen|away for an advertisemont any|only {t wasn’t her but the cat she ; ery substanty . Fofreat and hied to it before/Joyone and delightful. s talking his hardest, his most/| more.” pushed in, Aunt Jane enjoyed their} SOU#8. ; real ” . ‘ ‘ “gad ue otter became the! sensile ronson for tho summer wut eloquent, his most perbuasive thought you got the money.” | visit consi@rubble. Haris Glasses When re . wearisome. odus of wives from New York?" 1 hour to @ shrewd old cs Fajen juired—-cost $2 or more. As@ yesterday Dr. Mery Halton of|asked, “They aro not weiter ee pd Soe egy BB CREM ‘man. ‘The old fel-| jar tlindeinoian ut se the! noc Halters, our huatlin vetternary, q Novse as daaaiaon ayenive tld me that hor foolish to trust thelr hunbands bcs areal eae pores gpa pied ER nas invented a cure fe Sally E Optical 8 ce hed ie. ENE R? PORE EO! “Both husband vive | he traveller thought he had his fish ta made r G 4 tions from matrimony. Dr. Hul-| better er euch an Pee eda ae ae But the Yorkshire man ald: rr A Guocseatel Quest. hos-radish and hot-drops, He says $ n a faa graduate of the University of |sieted Dr, Malton, “i , —Ah’ gunk lipase you come how when a hoss takes a dose of | ‘There's ma lad Jock—Ah'd laike him as . orale, and haw done twellent CONSTANT —ABBOCIATION 18 to hear what ye have to say. Will ye ee the trust com-/ that he'll run bensty:lereae wae rate | 4 Bast 23d St., near Fourth Ave. « ~ aga physician. Ste is also the! ATAL TO BEX ATTRACTIO! yer your the nearest waterin trough. The only| 54 West 1@sth S| . : IN. coom this afternoon and go over yo +i * " fest 125th St., near Lenox Ave. of bd eesete ninth seenhy “The eugeniats in their researches | Showed ordinary politeness to any |they reunite,” L observed, {tails again? with pleasure!” te- ee accepted your offer, aia| ‘nine be ain't cai ol lets OI east gel ed ber’ the Women B®) have found that close and congtant {other woman. Because he was stub-| “Exactly,” said Dr. Halton, “Even! ya the traveller, heartily, and at the| they?” Nt git hosses to take It. S42 -» Bat and 82d Ste. ’ huckana Bropinguity in fatal to nex attraction, born he wouldn't viele to her, and|clever people who live in the close Pes appointed presented himself again 7 ia sca opc(as teavi fant ae a2 Be in fear John St. ve the caveman jueban man ai woman thrown t epenly rte wit several women.|intimacy of marriage for months and " 7 joles soddi i. pes, % ‘ ont ‘tclien & vacation from hie [iB thle won't fall In lovevor, if] Finally things reached a point where | yeara on a stretch xet_mo. that oach | £0F the interview with father and on. at kind of a Job did they givelorever, If your kittles and bilers bet. 180th and 181st Sta, Ma Pr beast they have known love, they will fall | he said to his wife, ‘You stay here|can tell what the other ts about to| Amelia Ne had to. seli--forcibly, elo- at nis soles in am pi batter let ———, ‘ py } wife every so often, jout of it, on the ranch with the children, and| say. Indeed, 1 think marriage with. | article he hil fo til eee nea he! ‘Didn't give me any.” apt 6 rway because you hi . Willo'by, Bk'iva, bs J living in caves,” the doctor | [Ket & divorce when you feel Itke it, [out furloughs bears hardest on those! Quit himaclt of @ finer “selling! ‘Then how did they accept your| me sodder em Up abyway rethine Nall &S,, B'klyn. yayerred seriously. “If that an- | Tl take care of you, but I'm going who have ins and imaginations path sa proposition? is can't never tell when ther i a % oe eestor had been content t to New York to live.” well as 3 i EO them the refusal of my|through. Lew Ballum, tin tinker,— MEGS fin’ ceman ene hie hollow lover. of he © | “1 met him here, three months | “And you don't belleve that decent | | When he had anished the old Yorks nd they accepted it—re-| syne. ” yeti y. the two should * |iater, and he seemed utterly changed, | people who really love each other will| shire man turned to his won, tng aad, right off the handle. 3 —— Win. the reck, so content thet Hd Ho pald no attention to any women. | be unfaithful during the vacations sor mae WS a thaec ike wae Weekly. AEAty Saddes; Milas Meader a OGRE . | never wanted to leave them, the Meantime his wife was learning all| you sugges ack? p * - 7 — — Mary Madder, , . , ‘pees would have made no pro- hersolf to control her temper and her |” “Indeed I do not!” exclaimed the Want ve to sell our goods on the road! A True Gift f A est darter, and also his oldest seein |{7 i Ne ri sa “Why, known of ever ao muny |{0B8Ue. Suddenly thoy exchanged a| doctor, with gratifying emphasis, —Tit-Bits. “ ; e t for Fiction. [5 how she's the only one he's got, : pupht to try to be absolutely ch a temporary vaca, |W telegrams, he rushed back to the “| think the man who is now 9, a New Brunswick village a town | has got a wart growin’ on her thumb. lalent unto themselves. |tion from matrimony averted a por. (ranch and they've lived happy ever! and then, in the society of othar Didn’t Look. character who preferred emphasis |It may not be much news to the if ? dle Ages, | manent —a d a 5 cs women becomes all the more < a . ‘ nd th tthe Mediaeval tuseanas| Dr ean, ar eran bettie jerstand the value deeply in love with his wife. OME time ago a little girl ram- to the verities was a witnoss in a| reader but {t's considrubble news to wives were continually taking furloughs for husvands and wives in from matrimony. Her un h affection shines out | bled into a country grocery atore| petty trial Involving an auger. He| her. , i from each other. They who got on each other i R in cont to the egotism of the and plicing an earthen jar onj positively identified it aw the prop- — ‘ "t @ailed vacatl from inatri- courne, asa p a practiced coquette. the counter, asked for 10 cents’ worth|erty of the parties to the sult | FOUND—A — empty — pocketbook. = they amounied to the sane s docts M "Anyway, the one possession wel oe molasses, Soon the Jar was filled,| “But.” asked the attorney for the|OQwner can have same by deascribin’ men were 1 ry guard most jealously is our personal i ? 'lother side; “do you awear that you! ‘ ea tell ‘a ff to the © of marr D ni liberty. ‘The wife who nags and and picking it up the child started iger?” |the contents, T ain't goin’ to tell you * d tively th: when her huet goes on a for the door, ‘es, .sir. | who found it till you teil me sunthin hy + fishing trip, the hush who| “Hold on there, youngster,” hastily ‘How long have you known it?’ | provin' it's your'n.—-Advt, to his wife's occasional ab intercepted the grocery mun, “Haven't ee Sh | Here's @ome more sneers sneered for 4 uw mos Creh, our eneorer: are doing their best to kill! you forgotten something 1 have known that a by Amon Creh, our local o ars ago | knew of # husband and wife separate to destroy the real happi-{ “No, sir, | guess not,” answered ressively, D Pak * 1 Uy a spordinately now and then they should least! nese and good (ellowship of matting | girl, pausing ‘and looking around. :" suns ain't never br 4 fs boom a4 wen a rage dad new 1} whea life. pe ‘ie att’ 3 causes tho hebitents hes allns DRT hea Dace Pot c on Sep aT Ue Tete ee eae