The evening world. Newspaper, July 25, 1914, Page 8

he Evening World Daily Magazineys Saturday, CFE saior0. Why Worry? x ESTABLISHED BY on Be Suan Go ten His da the Pr bliahing Company, Nos, Daily eee ae ay by o Press by < pan Ve ORNs Comte. 1014, by The Prous Pull tahine (The New York Evening W (© By Maurice Ketten Peed id.) rk, > New , RALPH PULITZDR, President, 63 Part, Rov. . ANGU! . 8 Park Rov “ae JOmDPH PULITZER, Ire hecrelary, @@ Park Row. a — | SHOULD Se at the Office at New York as Second-Clans Matter. Rd Fhe Evening| For England and events un : ORRY | the Uni tates All Countries in the Internationa! \ /{ und Postal Union. e 4 « $3.60] On Comsat, 1914, ly the Proms Pubiiahing Co, (Phe New York Proving Wort.) Year. bs +. .801One Month TO THE FINER FEMININISM. EMININISM, in the opinion of most men, is merely another popular tad— F the latest substitute for saffia work, “The Duchess,” fudee parties, gossip, bridge whist ond neurasthenia—another cunning, little pastime | with which woman is amusing herself, and with which long-suffering man 90.78 a | WHERE WRANGLING IS USELESS. (11's aN | must patiently bear until she “wets over it.” ise . a a as INPOSITIONY ~) | He te convinced—and he ta not half wrong in his conviction—that balf NE Progressive statesman says of another: “He is a political ~ q ‘the so-called “feminists” themselves have not the slightest Iden what the | ecrambled egg.” A Republican statesman says of a retired contributing editor: “When a horrible smell of burning hair we shall know the goat has been branded.” Down in Wash- | @ Bull Moose Congressman said to an opponent: “You have a mind; it should be disinfected.” The offended Republican | “Your own mind should be disinfected, and I would suggest | wr.” The first retorted that if the provocation had gone) he would have “curved the gentleman over a bench.” | All of these things are signs that the year is unpropitions for} lighn and Progressive politics. Both the quips and the repartees lieations of a growing need for silence or for a different kind . The wranglers should work off their energy with a tango of thoughts that burn and words that sizzle. There {e nothing to be gained by their heats, Sunshine is auf. | int te the needs of the country. Under its genial glow prosperity | Deing harvested in the grain fields and more of it is ripening in b vineyards and cotton plantations. Railroads and factories ‘merchant establishments are getting ready to distribute it through | eities. Why, then, should Republicans and Progressives rear and ? It is a Democratic year. The harmony of the band wagon everybody to join the procession. word means, nor how nor why they came to be “feminists.” They simply know that it is the “smart” thing to do; like tangoing, afternoon tea-drink- ing or running your own motor car. | On the other hand, a great many nice men are horrified at the new- ‘weman movement. In their shuddering souls they think of “feminism” as the direct antithesis of “femininity.” They have confused it with the ab-, normal, unwomanly desire to wear three-ply collars, smoke cigarettes, drink cocktatia, smash windows and live in bachelor flats. They are obsessed with | the harrowing fear that they shall wake up some morning and find “nobody | to love,” and nothing to pet, but a race of hard-eyed, short-haired hybrids at best poor imitations of themselves. Even the fact that women’s clothes | are getting fluffer and ailiier every day fails to console them, Ce » 3 Clinging Vines and Eternal Boredom. 4 RoTTEN 1) Punts SERVICE ! | Road | LAS, there are a great many beautiful things which one might faney A & woman wishing to resemble, but a MAN Ian't one of them. Why. simply because a woman wants to be a man's equal should she | yearn to be his counterpart? She doesn't, She ts merely tired of being a “elinging vine,” CHOKING THE LIFE OUT OF HIM! She pines to be {not a sturdy oak but, say, a rose bush or a willow tree; graceful, charming, beautiful—standing beside the oak but in na way resembling tt. If the normal girl of to-day had been consulted in the matter of ber birth she would undoubtedly have chosen to be born either fifty years ago or fifty years hence, At present woman is neither fish, flesh nor good red herring. She is neither man's “Rib,” to be cherished and protected as a man cherishes and protects ONLY his own rib, nor Is she his “equal,” priv- fleged to share his work, his vote, his responsibilities and, incidentally, hte fun. She {a in that awful, that hideous transitional stage, and she is fall of GROWING PAINS! She is no longer an angel or a goddess, to be wor- shipped, haloed, stood on a pedestal and left there until a man gete ‘to come home nights. And, therefore, in his opinion she MUST be a devil, Hecause, as yet, he simply cannot think of her , It fw to weep! And one doesn't know whe! or the man, for the woman who had been forced by economic condttions to go out and paddle her own canoe, or for the man who must stand still and listen to the crashing of all his old-fashioned, sweet illusions and ideals tumbling about his ears. BASEBALL SCORE BOARDS. ANAGERS of a baseball club in Philadelphia have undertaken to put a stop to the practice of presenting games play by play upon score boards on the streets. They say: “The loss Wesiness we have suffered during the operation of the special boards amounted to 61,000 « day.” * This is the latest exhibition of killing the goose that lays the eggs. Baseball managers have a belief that if there were no boards everybody would go to the games and pay for admission. of fact, if there were no such boards on the etreets, large of people would give little heed to any game that was gotng the public score that catches and holds the attention of the wayfarer. By seeing it he becomes interested in the game and therefrom en inducement to go to eee the players when he has i} | Why Grandma Was Left at the Poet. UT take heart o’ cheer! It wil all come right. The woman of to-dag, iB with all her shortcomings, {s a million miles beyond her grandmother. The modern girl, with her sense of honor and her sense of humer, is 98 muoh of an improvement over that whited sepulchre, “the sweet, old- fashioned clinging viet,” as the Lusitania over the Fulton steamboat. Every {groat movement in human progress works on the pendulum theory, and woman has simply swung with the pendulum from ome extreme to the other— from woman the shy, the helpless, the RIB, to woman the independent, the intolerant, the militant, the BACKBONE! | But the very force and momentum with which the pendulum hes swung | forward will cause it to swing back again and aggin and again, until it finally slows down and leaves woman standing serenely tn her natura! place, which is n@ther at the foot of a THRONE nor on a DOOR MAT. | And then man—poor, bewildered, distilusioned MAN—wil! neither have ‘to crane his neck to gaze up at a pedestal nor to look down at his feet in order to find her. He will just look beside htm, and ture, standing shoulder to shoulder, he will behold her, his soul mate, hie helpmate, his | Playmate, his chum and his wife—all in OND! But by that time romance and love and marriage and children will all have come back into fashion again, and bachelors and clubs and militaney | and the turkey trot and FEMINISM will have bein forgetten forever! And won't that be perfectly lovely? ~@ Itis ‘Tt ie an odd thing in this day and generation to find any eet of . to the public objecting to free advertising, but since it has it would be interesting to have the thing tried out and let ss discover for themselves whether that $1,000 a day has 6 leas or 8 gain. : : amyl notable sori Reedy ncl resorts v te) ee | Mrs. J arr Learns How Very Little By LESLIE M. SHAW be taal, 1 placed my hand pon Se Ram yA <= Any Woman’s Husband Amounts To sicvsercuany nereeabic sna nad Si, AAAAABISAAAAAIAIIALSARIAAIBBSI IBS Little Stories by Big Men, 4 ments of persons coming up to town for dinner. It ie tru 4 young man, have you lived {Go Hot of those named is va fas but it is reasonable — MLAALAAIAA AAAS BIAIALSAASASA SAAB BAS |W left the Eultman to shake handa here all your lif A j with the people who surrounded it,, I waa not expecti a brilliant ad i “But you sald you weren't speak-|he thinks of is his business! when my attention was attracted to swer nor a direct one, but the answer met all that come are named. In the aggregate there is perhaps ov £0 Conte eee ast lL rows (ing to bier sala Mare, rare, dear! L wish 1 had. fb ther didnt, Ia did come und covereil me with con: A M1 1, “tam not speaking to him, 1 just] Who hadn't any business! open-mout usion. He looked at me fearlesnly 2 multitude of holiday town diners trom Tuesday to Friday of 1} pe HAS bee jeeloua oF me foro talk to him and tell’him Thate him|could be happy and companionable, |und ellent, upon the station steps, By |and without awe when he replete midsummer week. y when I'start to talk to him!” [and he has blighted my life and all/goiny everywhere together on bis’ way of introduction und desiring to! "Not yet." yacht, or in @ beautigul automobil touring Europe pnt Ses the new Chapters From a Woman’s Lifejiiial .iv. seis or "<TR Week's Wash people have?” hen '¢ “Who motives that impel a summer guest to come to New York | feta town dinner in the middle of the week are not likely to be similar we that move the New Yorker to go seawards for a shore dinner whe: * ‘ou've more than moet a » The movements deing contrary, the impulsions must be By Dale Drummon :. venting World.) Barn and baw pore mare ah you have Bu Martin Gisen \ ‘The known wealth of the returnere is assurance they | copsrigu 1914, ty tie te piling On ee tS a ee Weta es duding the pioture—-|'f Your husband wasn't in business, Genel. Oak, te Prom Tihicihes gE come here for economy on meals. It appears evident then {ie New’ York "rraning ORALT RR EIS: 8 thousand dollars would uarely cover, But you'd better decide, Are wo 0") | er THATS the idea,” asked the effort to land the Re- ts charm i 5 SUPPOSE I'll have to speak to mBHIE next few days were buSY/ and was frightened for a mom te ‘alaner?™ je Btry' head polisher, “of Mr. publican party by using that sterling some of the dinner or some sort of dinner accessories, “J ny Beat cag uae the for us. All the packing UP | Then I thou "Why should { worry |"° ‘How can I tell ad the other Barnes suing Col. Roose. | 4nd Sanslatont ae Or any buns Me or to be done, the new house| Jack has a way out, if he will Mirae ; eter al can't handle, Harvey D. Hinman | “If the Colonel thought he could be too curious to pry into whet these are, but it may be that| dinner,” said Mrs. Muldridge-Smith, condition before we moved | t@ two hundred dollars 1 owed Mra.| head, and I've practically decided ’ "Rillne libel bave teen elerne he waa hove tae ‘the cociety talk of the week-end parties, oven a cabaret ina relief |*#dly. “Ob, dear! Is it worth it? Ist obeniing that t bad determined | ort emt ay aren» nem Sie noe to go under treatment to have A sult explained nounced his candidacy for Governor " ask Jack for again, @ dimple, and |}: veereation. the dinner worth it, do YOU! nist be done, despite Jack's admoni-| I remembered reading somewhere | cig ia GObeae well ae @ dieaple, aud the laundry man, on the Progressive thket. ‘The fact eater 7 asked Mra. Jarr. \tlon that we MUST NOT spend a|that dresnmakers sometimes accom-| prevented in my akin, It will take Wi “Isa hot weather tat he hung up his own cue shows meant was life worth all the) 100 Fn atid possibly help, He had | Modated thelr customers with « loan, | feast a couple of days, won't it patie, Not long) {hat he knows he would tose, ” Now eof his life, radical Progressives won't stand for Hinmon. Mr. Whitman will then added it to the bill, if for any| “To tell you the truth,” apoke up ago Mr. Barnes reason it was desired to keep it s@-| Mrs, Jarr, “I heard a woman coms plaining at the beauty parlore the DOGS, CATS AND RABIES. Seer Jeet tale te Speak mae | URE, PEMHIGE: fone, 880 nd Ret obliged to pay out quite a little while prohibition ; _ it amed! tight for the lepublic it ; 4 . | husband, for I've vowed never to wavy L immediately called up Madame| day we went there. The golored maid bd J i 5 tep au nomination Pp FFICIALS of the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Aui- speak to him—at leant not to speak to) eee oe he | Lorraine, and asked her when I-could| soothed her and sent her away agell P Anderson for sayin the primaries. And elther WHits Hinman will have to take the n nomination over Joh % - mals report that during the past year their agents brought in | him till Dr. Coamos, the beauty build- apartment nor tried to bulld. « sec her, never thinking that [ might| She was veiled and her face was tle 4) ing he was min- hans = from the streets upward of 60,000 stray dogs and 200,000 er puts in my new dimple and maybe jouse!"” Juck fretfully declared. be jumping from the frying pan into! up, and she complained bitterly tha’ wiing with the or the fire, Dr, Cosmos had been working on h Kum Power, Now dead body, which tx some skins my f 1 know it's going to) wmne tai fa clerk on two bundred| * ill be at liberty in about wa} dimp!e for three months and it wasn't he is suing Col h any way you look at it. ‘They estimate the number of licensed dogs at 43,600. The cats Wart Greadtully. Hut, after oll, it's) Toe 008 OF & hour!” she returned, a dimple yet—only a hole tn her face. ling AS, for Charlie Murphy, they are € licensed nor numbered, but it is stated th t onl: J . jand twenty-five déliars @ month) “y way embarrassed, but not nearly| She sald ail,he did was to charge har Roosevelt for saying he was mingling breaking vo punk for him that ne Was ey are not only) worth enduring for the sake of @) juiiding a ten-thousund-dollar houwe! | 4 ine ar tr me aap conatant Charlie MOPDRY: © go Out in the country and retrain fet | 1% io much ax I feared I would be, when five dollars a treatment for con with Charl phy. M5 nl ; 4 ‘mumerous but more dangerous than the dogs, husband you bate! ke ike | It's Fidteulow 1 ,amked Madame for the two hun. | massaging. “Mr. Barney Is the owner of a news {F0l Heaaing (hk papers to Keep from i law Heal! j “I am sorry to hear you tal Os " tor 7 dred dollars, She met my request ‘hree months!” cried Mra. Mud- bout the | /@ imself to ¥ # Goldwater of the th Department explains that that,” remarked Mrs. Jarr, reprov- | But 98 ip a ee Fe rally breed jin such a businesslike manner I could! ridge-Smith, “Surely you are mis. | PAPOr and Knows: some in eit ht to ennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnncn, oe relating to the nvuszling of dogs has two defects. First,| ingly. “Why should you go to ex-| quite, —e j OAS Rusaed her, |tARsGe, PY AiR. Monies She hand | jena. of ak eect the lave of fae to Vote-Attractors.} : : ag: ¢ he}. “Certainly, my dear Mrs. Coolidge! | nurse, said it took hardly any time! know something «bo Sonnet the requirements for mussling or for keeping doge in leash | pense und pain to have a dimple dug/ “That's 4 at FEMS som it yon wich MORIA oot eno lieY oD money, “If you say so I will put ‘Well, I only tell you what | over- | ugu iti in your cheek and to have the akin| returned, * months of June, July and August. Second, it imposes as a pesled off your fae for the sake of | EPEC Cus | libel, too, he having fthvured as plaln- ot) VE you given @ rumble to that dogs running at large without leash or muzz! during | husband you hate bie suits, one , | you wer tting the | Hit in & couple of notw the movement ‘o induce the have: made uenrly tan/ BAT Of It on thin Ril and the re {pee eethine a Been eet ne eee | of which wae thrown out of court. 4 thousand in the market and we can , ext, Ee Ee ious political parties to 1 : . | eae start T emthed hime tit] Tthanked Lae bur erew .c the epidermis,” aid Mra. Jarr. | He got damai declare in thelr platforms for a Stal ) Shape months chali be taken up by the police or the poundmester and ee Tae ree an OTe EU SETBEL | BS Renu iy fora Bauee Wal iiolgnt or Heke Le Me ne “Something tells me you'd better save ' editor of @ country paper oUt IN) Mountnd y, Core?" asked the “ey the city pound when the city has neither » pound nor a pound-|sees me dazziingly, radiant; | gur ow pas Chinkinig ot wh am J should never dare to tot inay distigure you fer life’ os! Michigan who oprend brongoast she head pollshe ae aria a dimple he le & nger 0 . nor know what a singte | "4 . ‘accusation that be wa» a stew, F ‘ r 4 » Meantime during the first five months of this year there have} Hits’ trom Sharp Wits. | Gatthousand-dotiar house all your. | but Mi JOUtos that til jhat Moat derful facial Improvements the Cow- | “yhe thing of proving It 19 the polIMt| 9 movement will move we ~ forty cases of rabies among dogs in the Bronz, seventy-three f and save paying an architect: opened, 1 looked. 1 bought, Only| Mos Beauty Parlors had made in! i, 4 iipel quit. It is ox6 thing for the many notable society women? And Mrs. Eberhardt calied yesterday and) one and she State conventions and stop. Th in Manhattan, twenty-eight cases in Queens, two in Richmond |. !eking out for a rainy day it] 5) | assured me she was stop. The day Colonel to get up on the rostrum and seams to be the policy of some men to| S24 ct letting-me have it at coat when #he| Chought we were Princess Patricia of | #ecuse Hoss Larnes in @ general was [2 far ilsiant when a Committee on n in Brooklyn. fave up another chap's umbrelia.--| *"wel), we're in for it now, but 1{ {old me twenty five dollars, really | Congaught—and sues very beauti- | Of Dene Fesponaible for corruption in | (rigrsce of aay podtieal Darky tm Pn euch figures comment is unnecessary. ic imei il at fahhave between three and four thous Atkin her to lend me the money | ‘hye, 1 think we'd better maxe thing for him to prepare & statement | BURRUANOD io cieaal ‘ ec easeiiemane A man may sink so far he can get| gana doll nore to finish paying up| “id not know how to refuse, | some Ingutries,” aald Mrs. Jerr, “I'm for publication fur the mantsoat pil | votes, A recommentiation for e State no lower, but there is no limit to the| all we owe, Then we have got to, g! walked up the avenue to Mra.| getting suspicto constabulary would regarded by heights he can climb. \live, ‘The only thing [ have to be Somerms. Wortunately she was at) ghe made her inquiries of Mr. Jarr, ampaigne | union labor as a declaration of (a et J thankful for is that we owe no out-|hore. When I opened my purse and) who made some of Mr. Michael . |'The horny handed ? toll ta "ehs tt From th P 1 It Is the proper thing to remember | pide bills to speak of.” laid the two hundred dollars in her | Ragelo Dinkston, knowing the latter| are Hot seriously regarded by pro; |The hoy handed son of totl tg ai- £ e rs e e Oo p e your wife's birthday, but not to re- 1 shuddered. No outside bilis! | !4p her surprise was complete | knew the Inside details of how to fessional pouticisns, caey Racy es | tines attcee ication tions the Soule memaber bow olf} shy Ia Macon Nowe | What Mauls eave’ day rent to pay, | thist” ahe excisimed “Won't, yon) make, & living FMRCHE swOrelan: $F mo OE mst of the biah-bian | more, New York goesn't need bap 9 F _ - - . - * e ha don't have any ren oO pay, | DEC! a0. ‘eat city. % " See Other War Around that are standing, would he care to| ,, Many ® man who has sense enough xen era, dear,” 1 ventured, hoping | pees Saaaiak ort pn furniture? | Str iaketonts loa ree rere aid sratteg Piste case waste © aatan ; for it force and wouldn't mand ° ou will furnis! ; of Tho Breming World: see them stand? Ww. J. to come in out of the rain has allowed | to console, course you n NeW | before the husband of Clara Mudridger Louie Rie Gwh signature, { mae | d,—Commercial- “1 rather guess we will pay a pretty | throughout.” | . “They'll inject hot para: were, | * e _2® segaré to the question of men Paalty Trotley Reh ORs eke big rent before we are through. ‘The "Yew, we shall furnish most of the| SmItRy Tey eet eet ain at| says that his old college chum, Will- Pre sina i, thelr seats to women whem | To the Editeur of The Evening World o 8 6 interest on ten thousand amounts to| house, but slowly; so that we may be| fam Barnes jr., 1s a crook. rose ’ the middle of the nose to give it DR ereO ae b wed ¥ T note that yor a t trouble with getting into| quite a sum. Then there is the insur-| sure to get only what we want.” 1 Grecian effect, and may give your; "or an adequate a oun |b _ ree srewses perney seem + the ard ms x my Hipage) the “swim” 1a that one isso Very apt| ence, the heating, lighting, and any replied, then, "No, {shall not need| Gieclim effect, And Iny tive, ete Tey ee tne ceria. Ie wil | 66] SEI" sald the head pottenan “ ead Me ttent mn RT. Dt | to get in beyond one’s depth.—Deseret| repairs we may Want to make. The that, and want to thank you for be-| Pinkston. “The face skinning Is pain- | that Mr. the hin ia oho! “that hi of one of your readers. This| here congratulations on the good| News. care of the walks and furnace in the ing #0 patient | ful and dangerous, and its results are, @/80 be necessary pe pie fe Bros &@ panhandling investi- ‘ to know if we women,| work! You are doing something that LJ : & tne winter, and the yard In the aummer, “I do envy BI golng Into that lovaly | only temporar: ‘The sosealied imple 128) er meres mas Bed ne gator says @ policeman took i "1 . ; rorent wi se ew house,” she returned, rin, in the c Se ee are oF husbands oF| should have been done. long ago. T1 weg iny darling. daughter Hang) onsught" ne finiohed areastically. > Inyr reverence forthe money; and thee | HORy any WEL ttle Pit dug in the | Durposs of exploiting the peapte und Mimi {nto & swell Broadway restaurant ta Meir piace, a rege * also note that you are emphasizing your clothes in a bathing house| “Are you going to be afraid again?” added ‘Jack must have made a big) fakers keep up massare treatment Bonefting themselves, The difference and treated him to two-dollar their seat the the poor quality of the slevated ser- and tango near the water,” I sneered, I didn't menn to, but) strike in the market, to enable you to til the exhaust the money and | between making a charge and proving | meal, vice, but allow me to point out to Philadelphia Inquirer. | seemed powerless to help it. do so much,” looking keenly at me. Patience of their victim.’ it 1s considerable. p,” declared the laundry eo 8 e@ you the extremely poor trolley service “I am afraid, Bue, but you don't un-, “Not that I know of," I replied aa|" “But what influence have I with| “Anyhow, the libel suit can't beiman, “was eome Columbus to dis~ maintained in seat pares of Brook-| They who yield $9 wrens drink derstand, one, Bo er mind,” he j noncha ntly as T faults just as call- ac Weare " pleaded “Mr. Masrideee oa juple of monte By thas leover 3 we no re ceraurent empecially on atreet| generally hunt it up they may apswe' turnin: jay. ers were announced, Smit! ‘Remember, time over eel Hi ‘2B. | Fiala Deseret News. Mevhen it wes alone 1 ibought of my (To Be Continued.) humbaad!” - VO GUSCOOK OG OF COURT ore mrtgeeenmetd .