The evening world. Newspaper, July 21, 1914, Page 14

ESTABLISHED BY JOSEPIT PULITTBR. ees thaw Publis! 33 nday by the Press Publishing Company, Nos, 63 + hed Dally Except Super, NY sow. New York. J AW, Tre rer, a JOSHPH PU ER,’ J 63 Park Row. Entered at the Post-Office at York as Second-Clana Matter. v Subscription. hates sto The Evening] For England and the Continent and ° ae ‘World for the United States All Countries in the International and Canada. P tal Union. Year... pp One Month. VOLUME 55.........65 ++ $2.60] One Yoar. + 09.78 301One Month. + 85 «NO. 19,327 '-_ A SHACKLED ELEPHANT. 3 EW YORK CITY, river girdled, ocean fronted, America’s great- \; N est summer resort, stands in the midst of her cool, deep waters as impotent to reach them as a shackled elephant. She may not even enjoy an untaxed gaze on much of them. Her | * people crowd to the Battery to find the view ehut off by # high fence = erected for the convenience of steamboat companies. If they seek ) the beaches of the sea they ere again confronted by fences. Bathing | can be had only at a price prohibitory to many and under conditions annoying to all. “ To reach the Battery or the beaches one must go by eweltering * came or by overcrowded boats. Every excursion is an exertion, every | feerestion an irritation. Public utilities are public nuisances; their | eenveniences are discomforts. “God Bless Our Home” is the popular § motto within doors, while “The Public Be Damned” is the motto outside. an ‘A dhackled elephant has no redress within his power, but New Week can swing free when she will. There is no greed of corporation | Whes can forcibly extort money for poor service or no service from | people having the faculty of self government if they choose to exert | t th the right way. This is as good an issue as any to press upon’ | petiticians in the coming primaries. Let every voter resolve now to © ‘Webe for no legislative candidate who does not pledge himeslf to have ep tnvestigation of the intolerable conditions that make it eo difficult | fee New York's population to get to the seaside only to find them- | ‘eatves compplied to pay a tribute to greed for a eight of the sea when rt aie ay > HOUSE CLEANING FOR LAWYERS. “@ REPORT of s committee of the New York County Lawyers’ A GQssociation discloses professional indignation against what it calls “a very wide practice of law” by persons who are not | lawyers, some of whom “have not even served a clerkship in « law _ office.” Such practise is in violation of the Penal Code and the com- _ mittee recommends vigorous prosecution of the offenders. Any step to assure better service in legal matters will be hailed with gratification by the public, and Bar Aesociations, whether local, State or national, are better fitted then other organizations to pro- mote such improvement. In this case, however, the step to be taken ; appears to be wholly in the interest of lawyers. It matters little, to the people whether ordinary legal papers, such as deeds, be drawn up by a lawyer or « notary public, or eome person employed by a corpora- > tion, s0 long as the work is well done, Much worse law practise than that is carried on within the mem- bership of the Bar itself. Unlawful practise of law by the persons > complained of has hardly done more than deprive lawyers of a chance fo earn certain small fees, but legalized juggling and quibbling with ; a law, tolerated by the courts and connived at by the Bar, has often Js ° { INVENTED ETHING: MYSELF thwarted justice in matters of great import not only to parties in Ye litigation but the whole community. In setting about the task of | Gleaning house the Bar Association should remember that purification, like charity, must begin at home. + -—____. *= . MUZZLING OR INOCULATION. D IRVING W. VOORHEES, in an article contributed to the Morning World of yesterday, eaye: “From June 1 to July 7 mere than 118 persons have been bitten by vicious and rabid - @ogs.” He adds: “We can thank the New York Board of Health | for ite prompt.and efficient action in preventing human hydrophobia. + rom twenty to twenty-five patients report daily at the clinic rooms | for preventive inoculation. Many of these patients are children who have been bitten while at play in the streets.” A Mhe facts are not new. Similar etatistics are presented every » «year. ‘They arise in winter, pring and autumn as well as in summer. "Nor is it the mad or the vicious dog only that attacks children. Hun- > gry, half-tarved dogs, wandering about the streets, have been about es dangerous as any. Preventive inoculation of children is good, but preventive mus- | sling of dogs would be better. Dr. Voorhees points out that while © deaths from rabies in England numbered 312 in 1889, the enforce- ment of muzzling and other regulations has 60 completely overcome the danger that the disease has been unknown there since 1902. The conclusion is simple. If we muzzle dogs we will not have to inoculate children, and as a process it is not only eafer and saner but cheaper. ‘ neh: IT WON,T WORK. M PERCIVAL E. NAGLE, transfer tax appraiser, is quoted as saying that if the city is to engage in maintaining a pen- sion system the pensions should go not to men that have = been employed for twenty-five years but to those that for twenty- ) * five years have had no employment at all. ¥ The proposition has many merits. It is logical, charitable and just. It is logical because pensions should reasonably go not to men that have had chances to save money, but to those that have had none, It is charitable because it sympathizes with the most needy. It is just because he that has had no share in the municipal feast in his youth should have a hand-out in old age. There is only one objection to the plan, but that is fatal. He that has not had energy enough to work at all will never have enough to work fora pension, Therefore, the scheme won't work. Hits From Sharp Wits. It will be joyous news to the ulti-|tempt to climb above the level at mate consumer kicking against the| which they can do the best work. com of living to know that the | ee rate on pig iron is slightly) some persons would be wretched reduced.—Omaha Bee. if they couldn't find anything about ie which to complain.—Albany Journal, The little here below some men Fe ere Sauron . it belongs to somebody elke. The committee on ways and means 1a, in the family generally remains home man ts oom pelied tojon the vacation—Baltimore Ameri- ‘Blade, Vai “s the Prone ‘ork Evening Cnnowigns, 1914, New E shall cut a cigar here.” sald the great Dr. Cosmos, “Ww . “beauty builder of inter- national renown and guardian of the fountain of eternal youth,” accord- ing to the “literature” that was handed to Mrs. Jarr, while her friend, Mrs, Clara Mudridge-Smith eat in the operating chatr, “A ‘cigar’ is the technical name we have for the small bits of epidermis ‘we remove on either side of the face, just above the cheek bones,” ex- plained the doctor. “As these seg- mente are cigar-shaped and are less than the size of one's little’ finger, you can see the operation te but a minor one.” “Minor, when performed by the great Dr. Cosmos,” interjected the ‘Ah, it good thing you came to Cosmo: she added. “Simply ‘because I am known to bave been with Cosmos I am offered untold wealth by unprincipled quacks to en- ter their employ!" Then, as the doctor stepped away, she whispered: “The examination fee ts $60, But give it to me, not the doctor, If you gave him the money he would jump out of the window.” ‘This was probably true, The tron- willed woman who under the guise of nurse was really the proprietor of the establishment never let the oF sible head of it, the so-cal Dr. Cosmos, have a penny during office hours, Given money, the great Cos- mos turned order into chaos by bolt- ing for the nearest saloon, If he couldn't get out by the door he'd go by the window. In connsequence, the ‘head nurse’ handled all the con- tracts and financial arrangements in that establishment. “Tho face could be skinned, It would keep {t Infantile for years!" murmured the doctor, who from @ distance had been keeping an eager eye on the money Clara Mudridge- Smith had handed to the nurse. . “Would it hurt much?” asked the young matron, “Not after the static electric treat- ment bBahing Os., joni.) eo preventive world Dairiy Can You Beat It? YES, | INVENTED WE WIRELESS | Penrectep Gl TELEPHONE manipulation,” said the doctor. “We spray the face with a pain vegetable whispered the nurse. aole discovery.” If cocaine was Dr. Cosmos’s sole discovery, the nurse spok “I think I'd rather have a dimple,” whimpered the fair patient. you get a dimple first or have your face skinned, Mrs, Jarr?” Mra. Jarr hesitated. “I think you had better give the matter further consideration,” sald. “Well, we will begin by the static with the soothing cooling olls, the doctor. yr, Cosmos's own secret formula,” whispered the nurse, And she handed the doctor a hand- bottle containing olive il and menthi [- After being for some twenty minutes, a little too retrousse (piquant, | j] watched the prog- So, following my usual custom, I bi ture with no embarrassment to you, comet a buss Vibrator, "Mra. | grant you, bup the clasalo nove te ti rots of @ friend} nearly forgotten—in the few daya|Orte Jack” | eee ete toacnion. on Vetrrafin subcutaneous building up buying @ suit, | that had claps 4 “Don't look so. doubtfutt button. and then the atimulating other hand if you are sulted, one of + iat thy hd te in|} the first pli search tends from under MEW the coat te a perfect fit, whioh| the probability. of my having it; but| aimilar garment ig te tues oe oe she soliee to ie te the hardest Thing Abou! « sult Ot| Yam giad the second girl came slong.*| "Ae wages to-day ane 'wo rows course the akirt fe large but js happ' be to end makes or unmakes the worker, a feted a EPS oh rhe dress in front, oS Deter was called, and the woman! terest nana Poaceae slid A - =" 1 massaged with this | fa Children’s Fashions EFT—The up- r portion of thie frock is of pink linen, cut soas to form straps which cross front, held down to the pleated skirt with a button and buttonhole, straps drop toward the back and fasten with another m The The same model is also attractive in ellow or blue com- bined with white. RIGHT—Linen frock of plaid, blue, green, and white on a yellow ground. Cults, collar and belt of white linen; as also the narrow panel which ex- ALAA EE compoun: “Dr, Cosmos's hNiagazine, Tuesday, Coprright, 1914, ‘The Prem Publishing Oo, New York Evening World) By Maurice Ketten | DISCOVERED AND I'M THE MAN WHO INVENTED THE FLYING MACHINE (A THE MAN WHO PUT _THE TANGO ON THe BEACH eless Burning of shower bath of electric sparks ci ing, the doctor sald, the electric to bombard the molecules in the blood and thus vitalize both the red and tite white corpuscles -a discov- ery of his own—and preparing the system to resist the bacilli of old age. Besid it was such an impressive demonstration of daytime scientific fireworks that the pationt thought it cheap at the price of twenty dollars for ten minutes’ treatment. So what with the sparks and the tingling, cooling evaporation of the spirita of menthol, the victim of the beauty parlor quack would have sworn that “the electrical pulsatt of the extraneous nasal tissues. And that ts all!” “Why, it's hardly a thing, my dear lady!" said the head nurse emilingly. Saleswomen truly. of Two Kinds, “Would Ore Es New York evening Word. °°" By Sophie Irene Loebs HERB are two kinds of sales- | “There's hardly a thing necessary to make you even more radiant and charming,” aid the doctor as he helped Mrs, Mudridge-Smith to her feet. “You need only a ‘cigar’ on either side to relieve the droop at the chin—a dimple on either or both heeks, your hair touched up, ur face tnned—and your nose—-which the other indif- ferent. ce ie just ‘ment The saleswoman needed ome alteration, Two Tub Frocks. at the customer, and exclaimed: “Oh, this sult would never fit you! saying: I do Ike the suit so much, | possible to make the skirt fit?” it was useless. The customer, what discouraged, went into the dress- tired and crest-fall who had cried to he my friend stood there a minute or two, perhaps pondering just where to look next. At this point another clerk along and sald very pleasantly: 1 & anything for you, Madam?" "No, wer. like, but I guess it's out of the ques- th , ‘Which one is it?” in an interested "m afraid not,” was thi ole “There it 8," pointing to a muit care- lessly thrown over a chair, The girl said: “Try it on.” July 21, Copyr@bt, 1014, Uy the Press Publishing Co, Y Daughter, consider the ways of the summer girl; for they are M stranger than truth and more interesting than fiction. Lo, by the watets of Babylon there dwelt two youths; and one of them was called SLOW and the other CHBERFULLYER, Ana they met a maiden who was passing beautiful, and both of them Were straightway smitten. Now, Slow was the first to be presented to the maiden, and he invited her to go Walking. And the maiden talked to him of many things; of books and of travel and of platonic friendship and of her IDEALS, And Slow sought to appear noble in wer eyes and trotted out all his | Virtues and his deeds of kindness and his ASPIRATIONS, Yea, when he had finished he was covered with whitewash. And when they had returned he sought Cheerfullyer, saying: “She is a PHACH, and likewise @ ‘sensible’ girl! She will not airy, | neither will she spoon; for all her thoughts are upon serious things. “Alas! I fear I have no chance With her; for she 1s SO spirituelle! Lo, if she knew my Iife-story she would scorn me a6 unworthy” But Cheerfullyer only amiled and held his counsel, And when he met the damsel he besought her to go canoeing by the Nght of the moon. He placed the pillows at her back and his coat beneath her feet, that | she might be perfectly comfortable, Yea, he was SO solicitous. And as they floated upon the rippling waters he told her of his deep, | dark, wicked “past;” of the lands he had seen and the money he had wasted and the wild animals he had killed and the duels he had fought and the women he had known and the hearts he had broken, Yea, he painted himself in vermilion hues; for his imagination was | working overtime, Then he beat upon his breast and called himself names, saying: “Alas! WHY have I been such a rake and a black sheep! For lo, now that I eee the error of my ways, it 1s too late!” But the maiden took his hand {n hers and besought him, eaying: “Nay, verily! For at HEART thou brave and good and noble! ; And thy past hath but made thee more INTERESTING! Poor Boy! Thou needest some one to GUIDE thee. Yea, thou needest a woman's uplifting influence!” And thereupon Cheerfullyer kissed her tenderly, saying: “Oh, wilt thou be my guiding star?” And she wilted. = Verfly, verily, at the summer resort quick and the deadly. But there {s only ONE kind of girl. Selah! PO i all lh Chapters From a Woman’s Life By Dale Drummond Covyright, 14, by the Pree Publishing Co. (The New York Evoning World) CHAPTER LXVIII, you and I might as well come to an HAT Jack could make $8,000| Uiderstanding! How much of the yeh) are two kinds of men—the in a tow days and be willing,|2v@,ivouswnd he made did ho give y OF expect me to be willing, “Why—none. He pald what we that he should stop specu- owed with it. The remainder of what er Was due on the house, bills fh for furniture and other th: I ex- plained, unwillingly, on know the house cost a good deal more than we thoueny ft would.” “Come now, Sue, fess up! Have y told Jack anything about the picturer® e teazed. lating, seemed to me almost unbelievable, and I blamed Mr. Flam's Influence, Why, if he could make $5,000 at one time he might make many times that In the future. Then I thought of the way he had acted the dorian last week, and I compared it with the way hé behaved when he had to ‘paint the town’ because he felt so “No—," I faltered, “but I was just thinking I would tell him to-night. The surprise of the bill and the pic- oe dmvent of the molecules In te women, the Interested and the had rejuvenated her in an as- : : tonishing manner, disinterested; one anxious to make a sale, and Here ts @ case values. The other day I was in @ shop and She was satis- fied with the suit as well as with Price, but the looked at the size on the tag and then Ite hardly any use your trying it on.” My friend had slipped on the coat, “But the coat fits me perfectly, and Isn't it “Well, try it on,” said the saleswo- man, in @ tone that said plainly that now herself some- ing room. She had not been in there but @ few minutes when she came out, len. The saleswo- man saying: “Sorry we haven't any- thing” was called away by another ‘Lunch hour!” “You have @ sult here that I went over, looked at the size, and Bhe put on the coat and said ad- ture, at ¢! i elated—so 1 chosa to think—about It.| Afraid, be aimest tee eu e am This time he had taken it as a mat-|T told her, trying to speak carclessly ter of course, But I never thought} “Oh, I shouldn't worry, He can make a few thousands ayy time he wants to, evidently,” she Insinuated, “If I were you, Sue, I should have everything I wanted! A man who ean make money for his family, and Won't, ought to be Gompelled to! ,/ ‘The bird that won't sing,’ you know."* But Jack is so good and generous, I pleaded, feeling ashamed that she should blame Jack, That was my privilege. “I know, but he may not always have the chance he has now! If he should lose his position he might not meet such men as Mr. Cosgrove and Senator Crispen in other houses.” “I hadn't thought of that,” I sald humbly, “No? I didn't think you had!” she anid sarcastically; then changing quickly to her former manner, “Now, Suo, why can't you be sensible? If Jack really refuses to tell Ned when he gets information from these peo- ple, can't you get it out of him and tell me? I should think J had beon g00d enough friend to you to deserve to that my extravagance and having the money all spent before he made it had anything to do with It. Jack bad sald I was to buy nothing more on the installment plan, but there were many things I yet wanted for the house and that I intended to have. But first 1 must get the picture paid for, and at least part of Madame Loraine’s bill attended to, Fate brought Mrs, Somers to call just as I had decided ask Jack for—oh, perhaps $200, telling him that part of it was for the dresses he knew of (but of whose coat he fortunately did not dream), and the remainder for— well, other thing: 1 wanted some more clothes, persuaded myself 1 really NEEDED them; and br] ashumed to order more until I a pald Madame something on account. I wonder !f there was something wrong, unusual in my makeup? Just so soon as the first qualms were quieted when | did something that displeased Jack, or made myself Hable for a new obligation, I straightway forgot all about it, Do other women do the same or was I the only one? this, And—wait,” as I started speak, “I'll show you my good faith by telling you a way to get the pic- made mo a present of $500 when paid Mr, Howells half the pric my picture. And I greeted her with no embarrassment. “You naughty Sue!" she exclaimed. “Ned 8 Jack made a pot of money last week, that he heard Mr. Cosgrove ‘put him wise,’ as he expresses it, Is it 302" “Not such a big pot,” I returned, forgetting I was making an admission, in my wish to keep from Mildred the amount Jack made in the market, “Don't fib to me!” she shook a play~ ful finger, but her eyes looked hard and cold, “Ned said he must have made at least $50,000 in that advance i ras My a Had Jack led to me? Had he made such an amount of money? I quickly decided, No! Jack had never, to my knowledge told me an untruth, and I was positive he had not about this. “Oh, Mildred, the fdea! I only wish he had!" I protested, “He only made $5,000, just enough to finish paying for the house.” I don't know why it was, but Mildred Somers scemed to draw things right out of me. I never told our private affairs to anyone else, “Ah, go Ned was right after all, and Mr. Cosgrove did tell Jack what © do!” she commented. “Now Sue, iit!” whe answered m thous T 7 men will lend you the $800 to bey Mr. Howells, and you can pay me on the installment plan. I will give you my note, which you can turn over to him, and that will satisfy him, You surely will be able to get something from Jack toward Lornine's bill, By- the-way, Sue, how much ts it?” “Almost $600," “Well, get what you can without making Jack so—cross" (I knew she started to say ‘suspicious’), “and I will tell Loraine to let you have any- thing you want; that your husband is In a big deal that takes all his capital Just now, but that he will have plenty very soon, These dreas- makers are fond of working for the wives of Wall street men. They know very well that when things go right they are extremely lavish with thelr money. “But, Mildred, why should you do #o much for me?" I gasped, “Oh, just because I'm fond of you!" (Did T imaging It, or had there been @ pecullar look on her face at my question?) “Aut Tam not going to do things for nothing, you may be sure, I'm no pbilanthropist!* (To Be Continued.) now interested again by the encourag- ing atutude toward the whole trans- action, went into the dressing room, and this time the fitter took an inter- est in the sole, which was made, My friend came out smiling and said: “What a difference there is in sales- women! I am just delighted to have that sult, I have hunted everywhere for something to please me, and it is just the style and color I want. The friendly to tho firm, and this customer becomes a walkingeadvertisement tor that store as the one place where “they can do almost anything.” It 1s not so much the loss of one sale as the probable loss of a customer that counts, When you are discoure aged by @ clerk you are often prone to think that you cannot find ¢) you want in that store; while on the