The evening world. Newspaper, July 14, 1914, Page 16

A Page of Comics. Sketches and Stories Fun for the Home and the Ride Home QUARTER THRousH THER THipe WALT THo rt WouLD TBA Hite Yo Tear uP HE SIDE WALK FOR A CENT HERE'S A QUARTER, FORGET ATSouT THE MY THEN T Trove THE THIDE WALT COME AN' GET IT FoR ME: CepPriGh 1016 Press PuBNTiing Co EXT renting Worley (Cour THITH . ‘@w- MR TEBETS: BUT | aTHURE BUT LOOKIT HERE) IT THETA ce Soy'céot Em 5 HE Must HevE Hcl Mold IF You ae neal ie i NOU, THI, You HAVE MISTER, Y’ Celi: gist, ME: NOW IF AFTER ALL HENS Coet Gua” R INST RUCTIN ADE A MITHTAKE UNDER STAND ERE TO THINE) ARE BARGAIN MiTHTER MAN- SERVANT: MAY OP THIRTRINEN AM situaTion=| BE onde bom & bake manu AGENT: PAW, TO epee! ,———" | HAVE @& FEW NOT MITHTER Me TIBBETS, ONLY : SELL YOu THIS z { FAws wore s wiTH Jae TIBBEITH! , MARYS NEW BEAU sunts! 1A OM You? LS c sp AINT MET ME 63 ie COYNE- os pm, id xin! HONEST ( i> BETTER , a A AINT Baker d Ay yy f 7 HE- SERVANT) Him ABOUT Iv. x: How (8 (T GEoRcE? DOES THE CAMERA TAKE fF ALL IN? Now SEE Here aver! You NEEDN'T bE AFRAD TH ENTER “THIS LION'S CAGE AND RLOOK Wim IN THE EYE . HE'S ALREADY ; 9 BUT INTHE FILMS (TLE Look MIKE You supbue Him WITH YouR EYE! OH SURE — BUT DAS LION MIGHT FORGET (T! You Poor 800B t DONY FoRSEr THar— You PLEASE REMEMBER. He's Tame !! right, 1094, Hreas Publishing Co. (. Y. Et A Terrible Misfortune. HEY are shifting consuls on the merit system,” sald Jer- ome 8, McWade, the Duluth @ollector. ” ‘sa man in Shanghat on @t $4,500 getting, ghifted to Barcelona / : A GoaRT— et $3,000, Another consul with a 3 ‘ Warsaw job ut $4,000 ts shifted on the } Zi . EXERSIZING Merit systen to Fiume at $8,000, A 3 ’ few more such shifts, and where will | the poor fellows land?" “ ‘Shifting consuls on the merit sys- tem—that's a good way to express it, Bt reminds me of Bilson:— “‘Have you heard of the terrible misfortune that has befallen Bones? Bilson said to me. * “'No,' I said. ‘No!’ * Bones, poor fellow,’ said Bilson, "has eloped with my wife.’ "—Wash- ington Star. P Rrur rarer thal telah al ol alah alal of al alpha pial el kal skal akel ; e rg fe "" > on Mr. Jarr Is Warned He’ll Be the and to ekipif he docan't want to into prison.” fo] a ret Ww SAMMY’S SLATE > PrP roe sO PCO RO POPP Por POO OP PO] ae . cer. | tt: Maybe we can warn him tn time."| “But we can’t let the boss be} skinflint to be skin Why so?" askea Mr. Jarr, inter But Mr, Dinkston was loath to| swindied; it's our duty to warn him!" rupting these disclosures. warn anybody when Mr, Jarr féund| eatd Mr. Jarr. Ey r “why not?" Mrs. Jarr snenerey him at Gua's, “I suppose so," sighed the philo- | ‘Doesn't she want to know EVE ae “Live and let live,” said Dinkston.| sophic Dinkston, “but, remember THING ho doos now? Why, she B88) «no04 your avaricious old employer| what I say, never do a favor end dictographs all over the house, but ever spend any money on you other| you'll never make an enemy." ‘a Evenii 1c What good does that do when the OM) 10, the modest stipend he presses} “You don't think we'll be thanked Ope ings Until 9 o'Clock man is so glum’ and grouchy Be lines your unwilling palm every Sat-| for interfering?” asked Mr. Jarr. |Our Liberal Credit ferms hever speaks to anybody? But Clara] uray? No, 1 thought not, On the| “Try {t and see,” was the reply.| WORTH DOWN WEEKLY Contes, 1014. yo Prow Msiging Co, |found a lettor in his peckot that| ornor fund, grifters, keep money in| “But we ean do good by stealth and $75. $5.00 $1.0010$1.50 (Phe New York Rvaning Word) |shows he has a lot of money tn €l"| oiroutation, In fact, I evon think|Save your friends from bdetng/$100, $10.00 $1.50to $2.00 ANiRAU WTC) EIT LARA MUDRIDGE-SMITH | at his office, and ypt he won't BIV®! econ goods men are public benefac- swindled. T'll go to the telephone and $150. $15.00 $2.00 to $2.25 and her husband have had her any, | tors, as they take and disburse the] sive Zareef the oMce—he's one of the) $900, $20.00 $2.50 Terme — = - — ANVTHING, WHICH MAKEG THEM AWFUL | a terrible row!" said Mrs.) “Great Scott!" cried Mr. Jar} yoarag of skinflints who think they| Ryan brothers from ‘Cass'—Chicago is . ‘| a Ry! ots TUFF, MRA JINKS FINS A ORT AND HE — Jarr. "Clara is just erying an it be possible that a hard |, +6 puying counterfelt money to cheat! ‘Cass'—and Buffalo—Buffalo ts ‘Blue- $300. $30.00 $3.00 and ‘Conn: To Put On Flesh SAYS HES GLAD HES “A bOLICE MAN BEX her eyes out, and says she |headed old skinflint like the boss !5| their neghbors with.” bells’ in ‘bookie’ slang. I'll tell him| Special Terme for Complete Household. Aust Most oF tHE . : could get a divorce for cruel and in- £ TIM6 HE'D RATHER oing to let a swindling fortune] 10¢;, Allowed on Cash Sales A dI y W h Nor sit y human treatment, only she wouldn'(| teller rob him? Now I remember “ ” Write For Oar Premiam nd Increase Weight!) RAGIN er Mi team Saad Be ued Gh tek re | ot ck On ee HELP WANTED! 2 Tenia te onT a Page Catalogue, Mailed Free MR, JINKS BECAUS& LHERRD faction! And matter h ot to consult Zareef, the Occul “ m Him A L ) faction nd no matter how much Hi - r. Good Advice : TELL PA NHAT THE Winuw GREEN money he offers her, she saya tt Ian't hata just like a man!” sald Mrs. ‘COMPLETELY, Bows thin folks ont from four to. atx Ge His WHEA SHE WOULDN'T MARRY enough! Jarr hotly, “He won't give his wife MED AT t Increase in welxht one EEN N we “Isn't it dreadful that people with so|@ thousand dollars in gold to have it i other hand many of GoArs MUST CET AWFUL MAD WHE much to lve for get along dread- | magnetized so it will deflect the luck the plump, chunky folks eat very Mehtly PeoPLeE YRYAO KiDG OF THE mw , PAR RODE fully?” and love currents to her; he wants and keep iaining wil the time. It's all bosh ONEWHEN HE JOINED Hig CobGE AND "Maybe it a betier that poor peo- | everything for hit to say thai this is the nature of the indi , er (hat poor peo thi is vidual, It isn't Nature's way at al ha seaee ‘OWar eae 4 ae eve San owe ple have to fight together so hard to] Wreten! {Thin folks stay thin t we thelr powers 4 « ATS 1S ladle e op the wo om the doo! pep! “But don't yc bt SAID“) CRN TELL. You WHAT THEY AINT LIL& Keep the woll fromthe door. it keeps te AND ISAIOCONA ET ANO HE SAID “ATTAR OF ROSES” self, the old know {t's swindle?" | them so busy that they haven't time | #asped Mr. Jarr, “Didn't Dinkston | to flzht with each othe smarked | @Splain. He knows all those sort of | Mr. Jarr. people!" ; “That's a comforting way to look at{| “He knows all IIIS sort of people, it" Mrs. dart replied. “But 1 said Mrs, Jarr scornfully, “But Za =} could bo happy in spite of the curse| Teef, the Occult, 1s NOT me When He Missed It. | The Boat Race in the Air. of riches, But this last dreadful quar-| told Clara she was a psychic her- | API anoh exine nunulsie ats tae LREADY ono foo tho trat{ tl between Clara Mudridge-sinith |Sel¢ and he would take no fee, He | something, too, pale yep speed toward the station, where A thtiilw ofthe Oxt Jand old Mr. Smith came about bo-| sald that without charge he woul Fed corpusvies and the train that would run them cuuse old Mr, Smith wouldn't give| Magnetize any & paring pew aie : to town in & fow init Clara the gold so all gold would flow to her. He ea. {ing ready to start gold?” 1 Mes. dare husband wouldn't give HEP any gol ," Mrs. Jaen explained, “since | money nor check to get gold Instruction. in, elementary seionee, |Clra Mudridge-Smath told her husg| but HE Is going to Zareef in secret! -| breath, the one sald to the other with such as that air is composed of oxy. | band he could go his way and she] Aren't men t eltish wretches? Why cheery good humor: n and nitrogen, and so on, The} would go hers, that she wasn't inter-|couldn’t he have gone to tho othe: Increasing the welght of 4 thin anal jim to didpe run fast niner DUE this question: | Lested in ANYTHING concerning him,|one, Agrippina, the Inscrutable?” ‘oF woman from three to fi o 5 i 6 alr composed of? y : 10, Agri the Ineo} ‘Merge! is sold by god druggists} “Yea, Ab did,” Jim instantly ree} “Please, sir” replied the. child, | #2@ 24s been going through bis pock-! "I don't know,” remarked Mr. Jarr te on and cambrigen!"—Pearson's|¢t® When he's asleep and seurching ‘I only know he'll be swindled, and / \ " wuarantee of|piied, “but Ah didna start soon! "Oxygen epough."—Manchester Guardian, __ ais @aing out and see Dinkston about Lam of Mandwome Piotr Henge) Oriouial F.210.0; 1 Rocker, 2 i . velled mir 2 Bi Tee. of elegant Bewing | Set, 10 ploces, ine with & sean’ | KITCHEN—Osk Kip i" hen Clone, glass dooms: aa | Kitchen Range or Re t He-viece Dinner | (ieerator, three Kitchen et, Talte Cover, nai, Kitchen Table yorde Matting, 12 yards Oilcloth, Complete Apartment wait Ms oneniition. .. $375.00 al frand lapide A" $275, 3 Rooms furnished at Py oy 5 Rooms “ (OSA We Pay Freight and R, Stuffing nA t make them gain nd. All the ol sure enary wd and Cam in the al 1 sho brought him and on bury Kast Kn 4 ‘We ‘The class bad been having some W ven the station floor the and the train was ¢ Copyright 1914. Pree Publishing Co. (N, ¥. 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