The evening world. Newspaper, July 7, 1914, Page 14

Bt, 1914, by The Hrms Mublishing Co, | Che Now York Evening Word), ‘MUDRIDGE-SMITH # JEKS PSYCHIC AID Goodness gracious! hope she doesn't him! + passing the place. the busban: ‘went frequently or infr. ‘ease might be, to Gui At was a fiction of exch and all ‘Wives to pretend their separate knew naught of the place. +» Mrs. Clara Muldrid was too much concerned with Jown sorrows and griefs, as she | herself driven to Mrs, Jarr for and sympa:hy, to note who out of Gus’s side door or to Gage has she noted. b sg & prejze), awful ~ Dinkston {ts Clara didn’t i ously. And Mr. Jarr, ome in behind tho Med embarra 4 at et eobbed Mrs, Mudridge-Smith. ip something more or less » tribulations of “Well, money to us in WM, TH’ SIGHS By Rov M¢Cardel) aco ‘This was wrung from Mrs. Jarr’s lips as she hung from the front qn4 beheld Mr. Jarr coming of Gus's place at the corner while & Muéridge-Smith's electric coupe of the neighbor- and with i" Mrs. Jarr peevishly remarked, T hope ‘'ara did not notice it!” Clara burst into Jarr’s apartments and tears who visitor, ) threshold. to think it would come to YEAW~ OH H-H NOUR LORDSHIP « AXEL 13 TOO CRUE FOR. our'ser’! —— PHOEBE- AIN'T Cor ANOTHER ATTACK OF INDIGESTION wEv yaP THINKIN, YOU wore ME UP prReAm LAS OuTa @ LOVELY rT — ° NO venue 1) ' was JEST & ex “What do you think? Ob, what do you think? My Jabez doesn't love me any more!” sobbed Mrs, Mudridge- Smitb. iz “Oh, is that all?” asked Mrs. Jarr. “Well, wh you making such a 1) fuss about? You never cared for him, didn't you?” bas my not caring for him got to do with it?” retorted the sob- bing young matron. “He was wild about me, wasn’t h The meaner I treated him the kinder he was to me! And now he doesn't love me! He told And Mrs, Mud- ridge-Smith did cry in good earnest, “Well, of all the people ever I saw!" replied Mrs, Jarr, “Here you always used to declare that your | husband bored you, that he annoyed you, that he got on your nerves, and now you are crying your eyes out because you Gnd he's getting tired of the way you treat him. “He inn't getting tired of the way I treated him, he's getting tired of me!" sniffied the emotional visitor, “Oh, what shall I do to win back his love, what shall I do?" “Well, stop being mean to him,” suggested Mrs. Jarr, “I wouldn't give him that much satisfaction!” cried Mrs. Mudridgo- Smith qitting upright. “But to think he doesn't love me any more, oh, oh on!” ‘Well, you didn’t love him!” said Jarr, nd I don't want to } I want him to love me! went on. him, but the visitor “You aro always 60 prac Kiven me such You only married the old man for bia) /t e "Knell Mrs, Jarre, he'd allow you to spend on costumes in Paris?” “Only two thousand dollars,” cried the abandoned bride “Why, C1 vs exclaimed Mrs. this matter coo! must uct sensibly, my poor wink, nothing foolish. diciou thing “That's just what I've determined on, “Here's a paper full of fortune-tell- hers’ edvertisements. r OH, AXEL MEANS WELL > BUT HE DON'T KNOW How To act atassy! twuz OREAMIN' MARY WU2 ae . AGED TO & AWFULLY ies NOUNG MAN- AN HE WU2 JEST ASKIN’ US FUR HER HAND- asked Mrs, Jarr. “He talked brutally to me about tho couldn't afford to go to Europe, and I said 1" didn't limited sum for dresses Those dreadful words fe hard times, and he said he BO alone and he said he and he'd only allow me a in Paris, pon ma, “4 like a knell of doom’ uf of fddlesticks pappe 1 “How much did ho say lara,t We must face collected. You Vo Be temperate, ju- don't do apy- and sobbed the vounger imatron, Should we con- sult Zareff. the Occult, or Agriy ina, Inscrutable?” "Which is the cheapest?” asked ‘ise, Jat ba EPORE the railroads had pene- trated South Florida land was| © very cheap and passed from one to another for @ mere sogg, as the saying is, At one time an old Florida cracker went before a notary to make an atiidavit, and after the paper had enn prepared asked what the fee was. “Oh, about a quarter,” replied the notary indifferently. “My gracious! Ain't steep?’ asked the cracker, | that's the least charge, ally we get a halt.” ‘The cracker went @way and the next day returned with d to @ quarter section, He handed it to tho notary, who read it aver carefully. "I meant twerty-five'.cents,” he, passing the deed wait, “Oh that purty No Usu- | | must hey enD- ME, LeMUmL IF Nov SNORED SO wouo' INDIGESTION OH, OEARIE ONL HADNT Soe HICKVILLE DOINGS From Our Hickville Correspondent © Gopsright. 1916, by The I’ diiah Oo, ‘Tie! New Yort Ereuiog Worldly = | PERSONALS AND LOGALS. UD HALTERS of the Hal- tere's Fruit Farm sent ten crates of etrawberries to the eclty yesterday. This wouldn't be no news ex- cept as bow he lost a picture of, Jennie Hillbusah, our deestrict school teacher, which he ie engaged to, out of his inside jumper pocket, whe: allus carsies $ allows it of the crates, He says as how hi reat so much about fellers findin’ girls’ id in cigar boxes and ler will go ¢ and steal her away from h says as how if she was in esge uldn't worry none, for by the time she was et she'd be his'n already and maybe a grandm: Deacon Smith riz a strawberry, which he showed to your correapon- dent, what measures three inches across the middle, bein’ a lot growed together. He says as how he's goin’ od his plants raisin’ flour eo if he can't grow shortcakes. He's a great jos! ind we reckon he must of only said it tn fun, We got tn a fresh stock of Dr. Quack’s Peerless Remedy, good for taan or beast, cures rheumatiz, spav- ine, influensy, heaves, shingles, heart- burn and chillblains, 26c a bot. Bemis Bros, Emporlum.—Advt, ‘orsythe come to grief tryin’ to Flesh ieee at the Safe and Sane exercises on the Fourth, He couldn't pemember no more’n two lines, which Sas "When the matter was brought to the captain's attention he was very | much astonivhed at what had been done, and he made Big Bill a Second Leftenant and put him in charge of the starboard gun.” which left his h to wrassel with curiosit Bverybody is wonderin’ what Bill done thet tickled the ené.Bi4 can't dtlp ‘om he | Cit he has plump forgot the hull thing and can't find the piece he learnt it out of, . Berry pickers wanted. Be sureand eat a hearty meni of vitties before you come as tke berries te to be bomed and not e¢ up. Bud Haltera— eth Shutes, our valiant constable, nearly caught @ hoss-thief yesterda: Only for that the hoss-thief mitted nefar! crime tn Ro: ‘ity, which ts the next village, he'd of nabbed him aure pop. As it was, the Rome City constabi: him. Seth says as b couragin’ not to bave no hoss thieves here so's he can show how brave he is, There ain't nothing bigger'n a hen been etole here for nigh onto tea year. I got a mixin’ of sulphur and mol- laneus left over from what folks didn’t ‘take last ring. Won't burt you none to take it now nm if it ain't spring no more. Never too late to mend. Doc Halters, vetternary. Or- ders kin be left with my brothe:, Bud the Haiters's Fruit Farm,— Poundmaster Lafe Johnston's infant son is cuttin’ bis first crop of teeth. This ain't much news to the munity, but it's a heap of news to Lafe, judgin’ from the way he’s cir- culatin’ the report all over the vil- ldge. From the way Lafe talks we expect to see the little feller shavin' hisself in a month or two. Lafe brags as how Lafe jr. is growin’ to ‘look more like him every day. Crabb, our local sneerer, say if be $% Lafe he wouldn't et but confession. a A Ting of Importance. 188 WILKINS, the primary teacher, was instructing her amall charges, “Name one thing of importance id not exist a hundred years WHADDVA MEAN IF I HAONT SNORED at m- | 6 N TROUBLE LA- LA-LA LA-LA tsa \! HASNT GOT-A CHANCE Witt SOME FELLAHS. MARM UD OF BIN MARRIED TO HIM BY 4 in the front row, prompt- ‘and answered: '—Harper’s Magazine, Quick Results. WO men were talking of the hard Tsices “Does your wife ever grieve because she threw over a wealthy man in order to marry you?" queried Hall. ‘We etarted it once,” was the repl; barca) cured her of it without ‘wish you would tell me how,” said Hall, A right in grieving with replied the other; “and | grieved harder and longer than she id."—LAppiccott’s Magazine. 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